Chapter 2: A Rough Area

SMG4: Wow, that was a lot of fun.

Luigi: I got to volunteer in a Live Science Show.

Tari: That sounded good.

SMG4: We felt like we were working for NASA.

Belle: And, we made Bug Hotels.

Pomni: I loved every minute of this place.

SMG4: Hey look... there's Mario & Meggy.

Tari: You alright, you two?

Mario: I'M GLAD YOU LOT HAD A GOOD TIME!!!

Luigi: Whoa... what's the matter?

*SMACK*

Luigi: Ow!

Mario: YOU GUYS SURE KNOW HOW TO RUIN MY FUN!!!

SMG4: Oh come on, Mario... we're only having fun!

Mario: Right, from now on... Meggy & I get to choose what we want to do!

Luigi: Eh?!

Meggy: I'm having fun, as well.

Mario: But, I thought this was supposed to be our Wedding Anniversary trip!

Meggy: It doesn't bother me.

...

Mario: *sigh* Right, everyone... this is your last chance! If you piss me off, one more time... we're going back Home, and this Weekend is cancelled!!!

SMG4: You can't do that!

Mario: Of course, I can... Meggy & I paid for this trip!

Meggy: Mario!

Mario: What?

Meggy: I know this is supposed to be our Wedding Anniversary trip... but it's Valentine's Weekend, and we want everyone to have fun.

Mario: Yeah, so do I... but the others are taking the credit!

SMG4: Alright, fine! Mario, what do you want to do next?

Mario: OMG... what a turn of events! I get to choose now!

Luigi: Um... yeah?

SMG4: What shall we do, Mario?

Mario: Hmm... I know what I wanna do!

Later...

Mario: A Rental Bike Race!

Meggy: Wow, not a bad idea!

Mario: I know, right?

Meggy: I don't even see the others behind me.

Mario: That means we're winning!

Meggy: Where is the Finish line?

Mario: Last Couple to the Newcastle Castle is a stinky Couple!!!

Meggy: Well, it's not gonna be us!

*PHONE RINGS*

Meggy: That's my Phone... and Tari is calling me!

Mario: Well, put on Speaker... tell the others that we're gonna win!

Meggy: And, these Bikes have Phone Holders.

[PICK UP]

Meggy: Hello? You're speaking to the upcoming Winner of this Rental Bike Race!

Tari: Meggy... Lucinia is hurt!

Meggy: What?

Tari: She doesn't know how to ride a Bike, and she's hurt herself.

Mario: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!

Tari: We're at Chinatown, opposite the Football Stadium.

Meggy: *sigh* Alright, we're in our way.

[HANG UP]

Mario: LUCINIA DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE?!?!?!

Meggy: Come on, Mario.

Mario: OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!

Mario & Meggy approached the others.

Meggy: Everything alright?

Tari: Lucinia's hurt!

Lucinia: *sigh* Ow... I got a Graze on my Arm.

Belle: Oh God... my poor Babe.

Mario: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE?!?!?! How old are you?!

Belle: OI!!!

Meggy: It's fine, I'll teach how to ride a Bike.

Tari: Are you okay, Lucinia?

Lucinia: I'm fine...

Mario: See? She's fine, let's continue!

Belle: OI, YOU!!!

Mario: What?!

Belle: You don't care that my Babe is hurt?! How dare you!!!

Mario: Well, it's not my fault that she can't ride a Bike!!!

...

SMG4: Right, everyone calm down!!!

Mario: This is supposed to be a Couples Weekend away... not a bloody bull-crap Fight!!!

Lucinia: Sorry... I can't ride a Bike!

Belle: I'd say we go for Lunch.

Luigi: I'm starving!

SMG4: Yeah, let's put these Bikes back.

Mario: ...

SMG4: Mario?

Mario was about to lose it.

Mario: Are you shitting me?!

SMG4: Huh?

Mario: *SCREAMS* ARE... YOU... SHITTING... ME?!?!?! 😡😡😡😡😡

SMG4: Mario!!!

Mario: PUT THEM BIKES BACK?!?!?! DID I JUST HEAR THAT, CORRECTLY?!?!?!

Luigi: Mario, please... I think you're over-reacting!

Mario: Oh yeah... you're right, Luigi.

Luigi: Wait, really?!

Mario: Yeah, I must be hanging out with the wrong people... because, I THOUGHT I WAS HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS!!!!! 😡😡😡

Luigi: Eh?

Mario: All Morning, you've been picking what to do... you don't have a problem! When I choose something... YOU IDIOTS COMPLAIN!!! 😡

Meggy: Um...

Mario: YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?! SCREW YOU, GUYS... I'M GOING TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS, UP HERE IN GEORDIE LAND!!!

Mario was about to leave.

Mario: Oh, I almost forgot!

*MIDDLE FINGER* 🖕

Mario: Screw off, Newcastle United... Liverpool is retaining that Carabao Cup!!!

Belle: Why are you being such a jerk, Mario?!

Mario: You wanna know why? BECAUSE, I'VE ALWAYS HAVE BEEN!!!

Mario cycled away.

Meggy: MARIO... WAIT!!!

SMG4: Forget it, Meggy... we don't wanna end up doing another 'Couples Games'.

Meggy: ...

After that...

Mario: Stupid SMG4 idiots... who the hell do they think they are?! Bloody children who get to do what they want, and I have to babysit them?! BOLLOCKS!!!

Mario continued to cycle through the Streets.

Mario: I'm gonna do what I said to the others... I am gonna find and make new Friends, who care about my life and they wouldn't act like stupid Toddlers... no offence to my Gino & Emily.

*PHONE RINGS*

Mario: SMG4?

[CALL DENIED]

Mario: Nope!

Later...

Mario: Oh yeah... I'm doing Wheelies!

Mario does a Wheelie.

Mario: *wheezes* Ha... suck it, haters!!!

*CRASH*

Mario: AHH!!!

Mario fell off the Bike.

Mario: Ow... damn...

Shy Guy: *grunts* Ugh...

Mario: Are you okay?

Shy Guy: SCREW YOU!!!

Mario: Pardon?

Shy Guy: WHAT ARE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!

Mario: Sorry, I crashed!

Shy Guy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN; YOU CRASHED?!?!?!

Mario: I said; I'm sorry!

Shy Guy: Stay there... DON'T GO ANYWHERE!!!

Mario: I'm not!!!

Shy Guy: ARE YOU FREAKING BLIND?!?!?! YOU CAN'T SEE ME?!?!?! 😡

Mario: I crashed!!!

Shy Guy: You crashed?! HOW YOU COMING FAST?!?!?! 😡

Mario: O_O

Shy Guy: WHY YOU FREAKING COMING FAST?!?!?! 😡

Mario: You came out of nowhere!!!

Shy Guy: YOU JUST HIT ME... AND, I JUST HIT THE GROUND!!!

Mario: Well, good luck getting my Insurance details... You'll never know, and you ain't getting them!!!

Shy Guy: WHY YOU LITTLE!!!

Shy Guy broke the Bike's Chain.

*SNAP*

Shy Guy: THERE... THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!!

Mario: OH, WOW... GUESS WHO HAS TO PAY FOR THAT!!!

Shy Guy: SCREW YOU!!! 😡

Mario: THAT WASN'T EVEN MINE, ANYWAY... IT WAS A RENTAL!!!

Shy Guy: *SCREAMS* GET OUT OF MY FACE!!! 😡😡😡

*PUSH*

Mario: OH, YOU WANNA GO... DO YOU?!?!?!

Shy Guy ran off.

Mario: YEAH, I THOUGHT SO... RUN AWAY!!!

After that...

Mario: *sigh* Stupid Shy Guy... broke a Rental Bike, and now I have to walk.

Mario looked around the Estate.

Mario: Hmm... it looks like I'm in one of those rough Estates.

??? 1: WHERE'S ME TV?!?!?!

??? 2: I SOLD IT, LIKE!!!

??? 1: OH, YA DEAD!!!

Mario: *sigh* Them Geordie Accents get on my Nerves, sometimes.

*GLASS SMASH*

Mario: What was that?

*DOGS BARKING*

Mario: Oh God... this place does look a little rough.

??? 3: ARE YA DAFT?!?!?!

??? 4: NO, YA MORE DAFT!!!

Mario: I'm getting out of here, before I get killed.

*SMACKS HIMSELF*

Mario: No, you're a Man... you're not scared!

Mario went away.

Mario continued to walk across the Estate... despite that there's--

Girl: ...

Ooo... hello. 🖤

Mario: *sigh*

The Goth Girl spotted Mario.

Girl: Oi, you!

[MIND] Mario: Oh great... it was nice knowing everyone! What am I doing?! YOU'RE A TOUGH MAN!!!

Girl: Oi!

Mario: Talking to me?

Girl: Nice Bike, like.

Mario: If you're thinking about stealing it, think again... the Chain is snapped and it's not going anywhere! Plus, it's a Rental.

Girl: Oh, I see.

Mario: Anyways, why are you Emo?

Girl: Ya what?!

Mario: Did you have Monster Energy when you were a Baby? You look like you work at a local CEX.

Girl: I am... what I am!!!

Mario: Fair enough.

Girl: Look, just get out of me Face!!!

Mario spotted something.

Mario: What the...

Girl: DO AS YA TOLD... GET OUT!!!

Mario shoved his Hand in one of the Goth Girl's Pockets.

Girl: OI!!!

It appears to be Crack.

Mario: Oh, someone's being a naughty Emo!!!

Girl: Gimme that back... I NEED IT, LIKE!!!

Mario: Oh, this?! Well... that's a shame, isn't it?!

Girl: NO, COME ON!!!

Mario: Oh look... I see a Manhole Drain!

Mario ran to the Manhole Drain.

Girl: WHAT YA DOING?!?!?!

He dropped the Bag of Crack, down the Drain.

Mario: Oops!

Girl: YA DAFT IDIOT!!!

Mario: Looks like you need to go to Rehab!

Girl: YA GOT ME KILLED!!!

Mario: What?

???: *SCREAMS* ANNABELLE!!!

Girl: O_O

Mario: Um... I think that's my queue to leave.

Mario ran off.

Some Thugs appeared.

D. Wendy: Annabelle!!!

Annabelle: U- Um... Dark Wendy... Love Shocker.

D. Wendy: We got the Money, and where's the Stuff?

Annabelle: Um...

D. Wendy: DON'T TELL ME YA LOST IT!!!

Annabelle: W- Well... ya see... some idiot snatched it, and...

*TACKLE*

Annabelle: AHH!!!

D. Wendy: *SCREAMS* SO, YA TELLING ME... WE GOT ALL OF THE MONEY, AND YA DON'T EVEN HAVE THE STUFF?!?!?! 😡😡😡

Annabelle: LOOK, IT WASN'T ME FAULT... I--

D. Wendy: YA DAFT WHORE!!!

https://youtu.be/KZcC1oK291I

*PUNCH*

*KICK*

Annabelle: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😭😭😭

Mario was watching.

Mario: O- OMG... Poor Girl!!!

D. Wendy: YA HAVE UNTIL TONIGHT, TO GET A NEW BAG!!!

Annabelle: P- Please... that won't be enough time, like!

D. Wendy: DO YA WANNA DIE?!?!?!

Annabelle: N- No...

D. Wendy: IF YOU DON'T GET A NEW BAG... WE WILL GET THE LEADER TO KILL YOU!!!

Mario: I wouldn't do that if I were you!

Mario came back.

Mario: Let the Girl go!

D. Wendy: Who the hell are ya?!

Mario: My name is Mario, and I'm Annabelle's Manager.

D. Wendy: Oh... ya have a Manager now, Annabelle?!

Annabelle: ...

Mario: There's no need for Violence... and I'm afraid there's been a mix up with your Crack.

D. Wendy: Ya what?!

Mario: It appears that she was the one who dropped the Bag down a Manhole Drain, but it wasn't Crack... it was Sugar.

D. Wendy: Sugar?

Mario: You just kicked her Head in, for no reason.

D. Wendy: Oh... well, don't we feel stupid.

Mario: Try again later.

D. Wendy: You're lucky that you've got a new Bodyguard, Annabelle.

Dark Wendy & Love Shocker went away.

Annabelle: OMG... Cheers, pet.

Mario: Well, that was painful to watch... I had to do something.

Annabelle: Aye.

Mario: Are you okay?

Annabelle: *sigh* I have to put up with this, every week.

Mario: Bloody hell... let's get you Home.

Annabelle: Cheers, pet.