Chapter 1: Exploring Newcastle

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SMG4: Well everyone... we're here.

Mario: It's about time, as well... it's Night-time now!

SMG4: Well, it was a long journey.

Mario: No kidding, we were on that Train for about 4 Hours... it was like being on a Plane but on Rails.

SMG4: That's what I though, as well.

Mario: Why can't the Train just go straight to Newcastle, rather than just stop at other Towns?

SMG4: Um... the Yorkshire Dales are in the way.

Mario: They should build Tracks across the Yorkshire Dales!

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Tari: I can't believe we're spending a Weekend away from our Kids.

Meggy: We are literally about 170 miles away from Home.

Tari: OMG, I gonna call; Amy... when we get to our AirBNB.

Meggy: Same here, but with Gino & Emily.

Mario: You know it's gonna be someone else holding the Phone, right?

SMG4: Right then, everyone... first things first! How are we gonna get to our AirBNB?

Luigi: Um... Metro?

SMG4: Great... more Train riding.

Mario: Tell me about it.

Belle: Well, we'll all get there soon.

Lucinia: Agreed.

SMG4: Alright, I got our Destination to where we're staying on my Phone... so, it's kinda not far from here.

Pomni: I can't wait to see what our AirBNB looks like.

SMG4: Okay everyone... this way to the Metro Station.

Mario: This should be a good Wedding Anniversary, Meggy.

Meggy: Yes, hopefully.

Later... the gang arrived at the AirBNB.

Tari: OMG... LOOK AT THIS!!!

SMG4: I know, right?!

Tari: I feel like we're staying in a Mansion!

SMG4: Well, this is a 4-Bedroom House.

Tari: This is amazing!

SMG4 & Tari went to explore.

Tari: Lovely Kitchen.

SMG4: Do you know something else? We literally brought our own Shopping... we got Cooler Bags in our Suitcases.

Tari: It feels strange that we can bring our own Shopping into another House.

SMG4: We better start to unpack... and after that, we can make ourselves at Home.

Tari: I'd love to live in a House like this... not gonna lie.

SMG4: HOW'S IT LOOKING UPSTAIRS, YOU GUYS?!?!?!

Luigi: IT'S VERY GOOD, SMG4!!!

SMG4: GOOD, WE'LL BE UP IN A MINUTE!!!

Upstairs...

Meggy: This is a nice AirBNB.

Pomni: It's very pretty here.

Mario: There's a Guest Book in the Kitchen.

Luigi: Okay?

Meggy: We've been looking at other people's Handwriting... and I found it interesting to look other people's Handwriting.

Mario: One of the Handwriting, looked like it had Dementia.

Luigi: That's depressing.

Meggy: Well, this is our 4th Wedding Anniversary that we're celebrating.

Mario: And, it's Valentine's Weekend.

Pomni: Happy Anniversary, you two.

Meggy: Thank you, Pomni.

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Mario: Anyways, what Bedroom are you having?

Luigi: There's a Bedroom with a big TV.

Mario: SHOTGUN, THAT ROOM!!!

Mario rushed into one of the Rooms.

Belle/Lucinia: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱😱

Mario: Bloody hell... where some Dressing Gowns, you two!!!

Belle: GET OUT!!!

Mario left Belle & Lucinia's Room.

Mario: Where is it, again?

Luigi: *sigh* First on your Left.

Mario: Got it.

Mario went into the Room.

Mario: THE TV IS NOT EVEN BIG, AT ALL!!!

After that...

Meggy: I love you, both.

Emily: Love you, Mummy!

Gino: Bye.

Meggy: Bye-Bye.

[HANG UP]

Tari: Aww... that was sweet.

Luigi: Everyone... I have this Newcastle Travel Guide.

Mario: That's from 2023... that Book is 2 years old!

SMG4: Um... Happy Birthday?

Luigi: Anyways, there's so much to do in this City!

Pomni: What's there?

Luigi: Well, Newcastle is the home to the City's most famous Bridge... The Tyne Bridge.

Mario: I didn't know a Bridge would be famous.

Luigi: Also, there's a Science Centre called; Life... and it's right next to the Train Station.

Tari: Ooo, that'll be good.

SMG4: Yeah, we can do that.

Luigi: And, we can visit the Beach... there's a also a Funfair called; Ocean Beach Pleasure Park.

Lucinia: Oh, I do like to be beside the Seaside.

Belle: Yep, me too.

Pomni: Wow... all of those sound amazing!

SMG4: Okay, we'll do all of those things!

Mario was concerned.

Mario: Whoa... hang on a minute!

SMG4: Is there something wrong?

Mario: Don't forget, this Weekend isn't about all of you... it's about Meggy & I.

Meggy: Um...

Mario: This is my Wedding Anniversary!

Belle: Yeah, but it's still Valentine's Day.

Mario: You guys seem to be a little picky about what you wanna do!

Meggy: Mario, it's alright... we're only gonna have some fun.

SMG4: Come on, Mario... I'm sure this Weekend will be a good one, especially that it's your Wedding Anniversary.

Mario: *sigh* Alright fine... but I wanna choose what I wanna do, at some point.

SMG4: Deal.

THE NEXT MORNING...

SMG4: Okay, I have the Map of the City Centre... what would you all like to do while we're here?

Mario: How about we--

Tari: Take pictures of the Tyne Bridge!

Belle: That sounds good.

Mario: Huh?

Pomni: Then, we should visit the Science Centre!

Luigi: Good idea.

Mario: Hang on--

Lucinia: Then, we should go to the Beach and visit that Funfair!

SMG4: Okay, we'll do all of those things!

Meggy: This is gonna be a good Weekend!

Mario: *VISIBLE CONFUSION*

Meggy: You alright?

Mario: Hold on a minute!

SMG4: What?

Mario: Don't you all remember what I said, last night?

SMG4: Huh?

Mario: It's my Wedding Anniversary... and Meggy & I want to choose something, as well... you know!

Meggy: Okay, what would you like to do?

Mario: Middle Finger at St. James's Park... to let it know that Liverpool are retaining the Carabao Cup!

Belle: That's not very exciting.

Luigi: Can we at least go to Tyne Bridge, Mario?

Mario: ...

SMG4: Mario?

Mario: *sigh* Fine!

Belle: Picture time, Lucinia!

Lucinia: Oh, goody!

Later... the Couples arrived at Tyne Bridge.

Meggy: SELFIE!!!

Everyone: CHEESE!!!

Everyone took a Group Selfie.

Tari: Aww... what a nice Photo!

SMG4: So, this must be the Tyne Bridge.

Mario: Yeah... it's the most famous Bridge in the City, apparently.

Pomni: Just look at these views, Luigi.

Luigi: Yeah... they're good, aren't they?

Tari: Okay, now what?

Mario: How about we--

Pomni: Science Centre!

Mario: ...

Luigi: Defo!

Mario: Are you lot doing this on purpose?!

Meggy: Um... Mario?

Mario: Are you lot going Deaf?!

SMG4: Mario, look--

Mario: NO, YOU LOOK... This is supposed to be my Wedding Anniversary + Couples Weekend away... not a freaking Interrupt and Annoy Mario Weekend!!!

SMG4: What the hell is the matter with you?!

Mario: GIMME A CHANCE TO SPEAK!!! 😡

SMG4: O_O

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Meggy: Are you feeling alright, honey?

Mario: *sigh* Sorry... it's just that it's our Anniversary, and these Nutters are taking the piss!!!

Luigi: How are we taking the piss?! We're only here for fun!

Mario: Do you know what we just did, just now?! We're all came to this spot, to take a Group Selfie behind a freaking Bridge!

Luigi: Tyne Bridge...

Mario: I wanna chance to speak up!!!

Pomni raises her Hand.

Mario: Yes, Pomni?

Pomni: Can we go to the Science Centre, now?

Mario: *sigh* Yes, we can.

Belle: Finally...

Lucinia: Yeah... finally...

Mario: I hope that Science Centre is worth it!

SMG4: Don't worry... I'm sure there's lots of Activities to do, while we're there.

At the Science Museum...

SMG4: Wow, this place doesn't look too bad.

Mario: ...

Meggy: Mario?

Mario: Is this it?! This is the whole Centre?!

Meggy: Um... looks like it.

Mario: THIS IS JUST ONE GIANT ROOM!!!

Luigi: I thought you said this Centre is worth it.

Mario: I said; Hoping it's worth it!

SMG4: What's the problem now?!

Mario: I feel like I'm in Willy Wonka's Glasgow Experience... but there's no Unknown popping out.

SMG4: But, there's Kids having fun here.

Mario: There's only ONE Floor in this Centre, BTW.

SMG4: Actually, there's an Upper Floor.

Mario: THAT'S ONLY FOR PRE-SCHOOL CHILDREN!!!

Luigi: But, bro... this place has a 4D Motion Ride, a Planetarium and a Science Theatre... where you get to watch a Live Science Show!

Tari: Wow, that does sound fun!

SMG4: See Mario? There's lots of Activities that we can try.

Mario: Okay?

Luigi: Also, come and have a look over here.

Mario came towards Luigi.

Luigi: Look, Mario... this is the Brain Zone.

Mario: I'm about to lose my Brain, in a minute!

Luigi: This Screen tells you all about our Brains, and what makes us become us.

Mario: I'm not stupid, Luigi!

Luigi: Okay, tell us a Brain fact.

Mario: There are little people called; Emotions... and they control our body.

Pomni: That's literally from Inside Out.

Mario: Alright, there's Brain Cells as well.

Pomni: Well done.

Mario: *sigh* I'm sick of this.

Mario went away.

Meggy: Wait up.

Meggy followed him.

Pomni: What else is there?

Luigi: Let's find out.

At the Space Zone...

SMG4: This place is interesting and educational.

Mario: How?

SMG4: We're in the Space Zone.

Tari: Kids will get to learn about Space.

Mario: Well, ours will.

SMG4: It feels like we're in the International Space Station.

Tari: That Screen over there literally shows Life around the Space Station... which is literally orbiting Earth, right now.

SMG4: Do you know something else? It's showing us Life, because this Science Centre is called; Life!

Mario: Wow, your jokes are getting more un-funny.

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Meggy: This feels like we're exploring the Solar System.

Mario: Does it now?

Meggy: I'm enjoying this Science Centre, so far.

Mario: Yeah, we're literally 8 Adults having fun in a Children's Centre.

SMG4: Well, this place is for All Ages.

Mario: I see.

Meggy: What did you learn in this Space Zone?

Tari: You can have a go on a bunch of Simulators... it feels like you're working for NASA.

Meggy: Okay?

Tari: And, we read some facts.

SMG4: Did you know that Space may sound empty... but Thousands of Satellites are whizzing around the Earth's Orbit to help us forecast the Weather.

Meggy: That's interesting.

*ARM GLITCHES*

Clench: Of course, they do... That's how the Weather Forecast works.

Tari: *sigh* We get it, Clench!

Clench: The Weather Presenters couldn't just see the Future, can they?

Tari: *grunts* Ugh...

SMG4: It also takes 100,000 Years for the energy from the Sun's Core to be released from the surface.

Meggy: That's amazing.

SMG4: We're learning a lot today, about the Solar System.

Mario: I know a Planet in the Solar System... Uranus.

SMG4: My Anus?

Mario: Your Anus.

SMG4: Wow, your jokes are getting more un-funny.

Mario: Says the guy who said one, first.

At the Making Studios...

Mario: What you two Lesbo's doing?

Belle: We can make Bug Hotels here.

Lucinia: I think it's cute that little Bugs can live in Hand-made Houses that was made by Humans.

Mario: What if Flies live there?

Lucinia: AHH... FLIES!!!

Belle: *sigh* Well done...

Meggy: Ooo, let's make a Bug Hotel.

Mario: Do we have to?

Meggy: Well, I mean it will be fun.

Mario: Alright fine.

Later...

Belle: We're done.

Lucinia: We made one together.

Meggy: Nice Bug Hotel, Girls.

Lucinia: Thanks.

Meggy: Mario, are you done?

Mario: Yep, I've finished.

Meggy: Oh... um...

Mario: What do you think?

Belle: *sigh* What is that?

Mario: It's my Bug Hotel.

Belle: What are those Wooden Buttons meant to represent?

Mario: It's a Bug Hotel... on Wheels!

Everyone: ...

Mario: What's wrong with it?

Lucinia: That looks kinda inappropriate.

Mario: What are you talking about it's a House on Wheels!

Belle: It looks like a Man's Privates.

Mario: OMG... you have a Dirty mind!

Meggy: Mario...

Mario: *sigh* You know what? I'm sick of this... I'm getting out of here.

Mario went away.

Belle: Is he alright?

Meggy: Do one, Belle!