T w e l v e

Heads up, this chapter is completely in the third person because for the sake of the Changeling episode it's easier to tell the story in the third person! Enjoy manna-san! :)

"So cold!" Gray complained, his voice for some reason higher-pitched.

"What? Ice-wizards don't get cold, you big crybaby." Elfman countered.

"I'm serious you guys, would somebody turn up the heat before I freeze to death in here? P-pretty please?!" Gray continued in a feminine voice.

The whole guild stared at Gray bewildered by his strange behavior.

"What the? What's going on?! My chest feels really weird all of the sudden! Like it's heavy! My back's killing me." Lucy whined in an uncharacteristically deep voice, holding her back in pain.

"Hey, are you feeling alright Lucy?" Macao questioned. "Your voice seems awfully low."

"What are you talking about, I-" Gray started before peering at Lucy, his eyes bulging out of his head. "WHAT THE?!"

"That's weird, I don't remember lying down on the floor like that..." Loke murmured and stood, rubbing the back of his neck.

Suddenly, Natsu touched the bridge of his nose, lifting imaginary sunglasses. "Hold on, I thought I was the one who was on the floor." He wondered aloud while Lucy stared angrily at him. Natsu felt her gaze and turned to her, only then noticing how close she was to him.

He screamed, obviously terrified, and ran out of the guild.

"What's your problem? You can't face me, dragon breath?!" Lucy called after him. Lucy furrowed her eyebrows and touched her mouth to her lips. "Why do I sound like a girl?" She asked loudly.

"I'm no doctor but I'd say it's probably 'cause you are a girl." Macao deadpanned.

"Why is everyone behaving so foolishly?" Happy demanded strictly. He placed his hands on his hips and watched the Fairy Tail guild members disapprovingly.

"Wow Natsu, check it out!" Erza exclaimed childishly. "Where did he go?" She began looking around the guild.

"I'm standing right here; why's this place so dark?" Loke squinted, obviously oblivious to the sunglasses on his face.

"I could be wrong but I really don't think I've always had these... have I? Have I?" Erza inquired innocently as she grabbed her boobs and squeezed them. Most of the male members of the guild stared at her with hearts in their eyes while Happy watched her with his mouth agape.

"Why you-" Happy screamed, livid. He jumped in the air and hit Erza with a kick, but her armor stopped him in his tracks.

"Hey, and I got cool armor too!" Erza grinned cheekily.

"I don't understand what's happened to me... I've never felt so tiny and weak before. It's like I've somehow requipped into... a cat." Happy sulked.

"Why do they have to ruin my quality drinking time?" Cana watched the scene, clearly unimpressed.

"They're so cool they couldn't ruin anything!" Romeo gushed.

"Kinda their thing." Cana smirked at the young boy.

"WHY AM I SO HIGH OFF THE GROUND?!" Laxus screeched, holding his arms out to the side. He seemed as if he was trying to balance and make sure he didn't topple over.

"Why are my hands so tiny and feminine?" (Y/n) murmured in a gruff voice, holding her hands out in front of her and staring at them.

Elfman, Macao, Mirajane, and Wakaba stared at them dumbfounded, unsure of what to say or do.

"Okay I'm starting to get really freaked out. First I'm totally freezing and now there's some sort of creepy look-alike of me?" Gray's voice quivered.

"What're ya talking about?" Lucy grumbled.

"How can you be such an idiot? Don't you realize what has happened to us?" Happy yelled, demanding everyone's attention. "We've all switched bodies!"

(Y/n), Laxus, Loke, Lucy, Gray, and Erza all stared at Happy flabbergasted. "WHAT?!"

"Stop foolin' around, Happy!" Loke sat on the ground next to the blue cat.

"I'm Erza you dimwit!" Happy insulted. Loke stared at her with wide eyes.

"If you're gonna yell at me Loke, do it to my face." Erza sounded as if she were on the verge of tears.

"Silence!" Happy snapped.

"You mean-" Gray started.

"Yes. Natsu and Loke, Gray and Lucy, (y/n) and Laxus, and worst of all Happy and I- we have all switched bodies." Happy explained.

"Huh?!"

"Why's switchin' with me the worst of all?!" Erza whimpered.

"The ancient Unpela-ese spell has been cast." Master stood in the doorway of the guild. "You kids aren't feeling like yourselves today, huh?"

"Master, you're back!" Happy ran up to him with the rest of the victims of the spell following close behind, however (y/n) stayed behind, uninterested in what was happening.

"I had noticed that request on the board. By reading what was written on that page aloud you've cast a powerful spell of personality transference. And that spell is called the Changeling." Master concluded.

"That's sounds scary!" Gray sniveled.

"So you're really Natsu, right?" Lucy turned to Loke.

"Yeah..."

She grabbed him by the collar and screamed in his face. "You idiot! What did you do to us?!"

"Me?! All I did was try to read the stupid job request! Would someone please turn on the lights, come on!" Loke went off on a rant.

"That's enough Lucy!" Master barked. "Uh, Gray... For wizards this spell switches more than just your bodies, it switches magic as well."

"WHAT?!" They all screamed for what had to be the fifth time today.

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Meanwhile, Natsu attempted to pick up ladies in a typical Loke fashion. He didn't have much luck though, on the account of his lava drool...