The Huge Problem

Jungkook

Jungkook was now legal, so the hyungs decided he was finally ready to be with a girl. A week later a girl confessed to him and they became a couple. A month later she went overseas to america, this is what happened the day after she left.

Jungkook's P.O.V

"Ahhngh" I instantly wake up. My lower region was pulsing. What is this? And why was I dreaming about sticking myself in my jagi? I feel strange I looked down and my D!¢k was up like a tent.Oh

My

JESUS!!!!!!

Something's wrong with me!!!!!!

Who should I call???!!!!!!

Taehyung, yeah I'll call him.

"Hyung."

V: "Kookie, what is it, I was just about to kiss my alien princess...." *pout sound*

"Sorry hyung, but I have a problem."

V: "what's wrong?"

"Um something is pointing north."

V: "What thing?"

"My thing, the thing!!! Its up!!!"

V: "My god kookie, stop being a drama queen, talk to Jimin about it. I wanna dream about my alien princess." He hanged up.

Oh! Okay, he said Jimin, I'll call Jimin.

Jimin: "Kookie?"

"Hyung..."

"Faster, Jimin, yah ahh, oppa faster"

Oh my God!!!

"Jimin, what's going on?!"

Jimin: "I'm playing... ride the pony ... baby..." I could here a feminine shout in the background.

"Hyung I have a problem ..."

Jimin: "Yeah, kookie .... can't talk right now. Call rapmon."He hanged up too.I look down at the problem. It was just,... up there.

God please let rapmon tell me what this is.

Rapmon: "Yow, why you disturbing? I'm listening kanye west,"

"Hyung, I have a problem."

Rapmon: "What is it?"

"I have a tent that won't go down."

Rapmon: "Um uh, jeez talk to J-hope, yeah~ he'll tell you." Yup you can imagine what happened next, He hanged up.

Please Hobi give me my answers.

Hobi: "Hello?"

"Thank god, hyung, something weird is happening."

Hobi: "What's happened?"

"I have a pole sticking up."

Hobi: "A pole????? Wait a pole! Oh my god kookie! You have a pole up!!! Oh my gosh, oh my."I hanged up. Hobi is no help.

Maybe I'll call Yoon.... Noooo.Back the truck up.If I'll call yoongi, it'll be like a suicide mission. God! I don't wanna die!

There's only one person I can call now.... Jin.

Jin: "Yes? Kookie?"

"Jin please, please all the other hyungs are busy, please don't turn me away?"

Jin: "I would never what's the problem?"

"I have a 'HUGE' problem!"

"How HUGE?"

"Hyung~ My, Oh Hyung my D!¢k is hard and swollen, its up like a light pole and the more I think about it the more I feel weirder!!!!!"

Jin: "Ohhh, kookie, my dear fetus, your just having an ERECTION.

"A what?"

Jin: "My dear kookie, why are you in this mess?"

"I, I was thinking of my jagi."*embarrassed*

Jin: "oh kookie, its nothing to be ashamed about. This means your soon to be grown up."

"Hyung, could you explain?"

Jin: "Kookie, an erection, is when you feel horny your thing goes up."

"Hyung, could you come over and talk me through this?"

Jin: "okay, I'll come over as moral support."

"Thank you."

* 5 seconds later.*

Jin opens the door

Jin: "you okay kookie?"

"It took you long enough!"

"Kookie, I'm just next door, it only took 5 seconds."

"Whatever."

"So moody, okay my growing boy."

"I'm not the only thing that can grow."

OmgI'm so weirdLike innocent jungkook, doesn't know what a boner is.Success!

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