28. An Impossible Truth

"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Charlotte, happy birthday to you!" Ray, Jasper, and Henizabeth sang while bringing Charlotte into Schwoz's RV. They removed her blindfold and yelled, "ta-da!"

"Where am I?"

"You're in Schwoz's RV!" Yelled Ray cheerfully

"Yeah," Henry started, "this is Schwoz's recreational vehicle."

"And you're giving it to me for my birthday?"

"No." They all said as well as other rejections to her theory.

"We're taking you somewhere." Informed Jasper.

"Guess where." Said Ray.

She stood there in silence for a while until Henry cut in, "Do you want a hint?"

"Ooo a hint!" Said Ray. The group of friends huddled together to discuss their hint and pushed Charlotte to the side. "BOO!!!" They all yelled at her.

Charlotte jumped and screamed and put her hand to her chest, "Well I hope my gift is a new heart!"

"It's not a new heart," Ray said snootily.

"But if you ever do need a new heart..." Schwoz said, bending down towards Charlotte and whispered, "I know a guy."

"You're too close." Said Charlotte. "Soooo, tell me where you're taking me for my birthday."

"Why tell you, when we can show you." Started Ray, "show her the tickets."

"What?" Asked Henry.

"The tickets, you have them don't you."

"No, we got e-tickets."

"Huh? You didn't print them out?"

"Print them out!?" Henry scoffed, "oh yeah, we printed them out, on paper!"

"We don't have actual 'physical tickets'" Jasper said with air quotes.

"N-n-n-n-n-n-n-no we have e-tickets." Repeated Henry.

"Well, that makes me sick," Liz said agreeing with Ray.

"Thank you!" Ray screamed, "at least one of us is level-headed!"

"Soooooo...where are we going!?"

"Okay," Henry started, "remember that time when—"

"We're taking you to see Boo Man Group!" Cut in Ray.

"Ahhhhh! Really!?"

"Yeah really." Said Schwoz and Jasper.

"I had a great hint!" Yelled the aggravated teenager.

"Oh my god, I'm so excited!" Charlotte squealed.

"I'm excited and I don't even know that Boo Man Group is." Added Schwoz.

"What!?" They all said.

"The Boo Man Group, are a bunch of guys who dress up as ghosts, and juggle." Informed Charlotte.

"Silently." Added Henry.

"Hey, the show starts at eight right?" Asked Lizzie.

"Oh yeah, it's almost seven we better start getting a move on," Ray said, checking his watch.

Elizabeth, Charlotte, and Jasper sat in the back, Henry got in the passenger seat, and Schwoz was sitting where Ray wanted to sit—-the driver's seat. "Move."

"No this is my RV."

"Oh yeah, too bad, get in the back."

"But I don't want to get in the back."

"Alright well I'm just going to sit right here—" Ray said sitting on top of Schwoz, "you going to get in the back!?" He only received muffled words, "are you going to get in the back!?"

"Okay okay fine!!!" Ray spanked him and then Schwoz started slapping him, then Ray started smacking him. While Henry held up his finger and told them to stop.

"Everybody ready?" Ray asked as he buckled himself in his seat.

"No, just let me sit down first---" Said Schwoz.

"Okay!" And Ray stepped on the gas causing Schwoz to fall and run into one of his ceiling chairs.

"Okay," started Jasper. "So it's a 40-minute drive so I thought we might want to snack along the way."

"Oooo what'd you bring?" Asked Charlotte.

"A big ole' pot, of brown soup."

"You brought soup on a car trip?" Asked Elizabeth.

"Happy birthday," Jasper said, nudging Charlotte.

Then a phone started to ring "Who's phone is that!? Who is it!?" Ray said, starting to freak out.

"It's mine dude. It's my little sister."

"Oh."

"Jeez, man." Henry answered the phone, "hey sista' what up with ya'"

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On the other end of the phone... "where are you?"

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"Where am I? I am in a large vehicle with my boss, Charlotte, Elizabeth, and Jasper."

"Excuse me, what am I just a dog in the back seat?" Asked Schwoz.

"Shhh! Sit." Henry pointed to Schwoz's seat and he did as he was told. "So, how did Dad do at the dentist? Did they yank out his wisdom teeth?"

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"Yeah and now he's all medicated."

"Is that, is that your mother?" Asked Mr.Hart.

"No, it's not mom," Piper said annoyed.

"I'm a project manager!"

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"Look Piper I'm on my way to Boo Man group so I can't talk right n—"

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"Dad swallowed my house key!"

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"Wait, what! Dad did what!?"

"Oh no, what did you're silly Dad do this time?" Asked Ray.

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"He's all confused and he was fiddling with my keychain and when I wasn't looking he swallowed my house key."

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Henry threw his head back against the seat, "Oh. My. God."

"What, what happened." Asked the group.

"My dad had mouth surgery and he swallowed my sister's house key."

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa," started Elizabeth, "you're dad's on pain medication and he's driving a car?"

"No my sister's driving."

"Isn't she like 12?"

"They sent her a license by mistake."

"B—"

"Liz this has all been established."

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"Henry, how am I supposed to get into the house without my house key!?"

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"Did you call mom?"

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"No, because mom is still in Palm Springs with her tennis instructor."

"Your mom, your mom doesn't even have a tennis racket!" Jake Hart exclaimed and started to laugh.

"Dad, please don't."

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"Hey, there's a Nacho Ball just about four miles from here." Informed Charlotte.

"Mmmm," Ray said, agreeing.

"So?" Asked Henry.

"So... tell Piper to meet us at the Nacho Ball on ...Avenue Street." Said Charlotte.

"Why?"

"So you can give her your house key."

"I know that's what I'm saying!" Henry said, stealing her idea. "Hey Piper, meet me in 15 minutes at the Nacho Ball on Avenue Street."

"That's not what he was saying." Mumbled Charlotte.

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"Okay fine." And she hung up, Mr.Hart kept playing with her visor blocking her vision. "Dad, stop playing with my visor I can't see."

"But there's somebody in the mirror!"

"That's me!"

"Ohhhhhhh."

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20 minutes later... "Man, I can't believe you guys are taking me to see the Boo Man group for my birthday!"

"Well believe it, sister!" Said Schwoz. And everyone began to smile.

"I mean, even Elizabeth's birthday is before mine! And she didn't get anything." Once the words left Charlotte's lips, the men's smiles faded and they all slowly turned to look at Elizabeth who was still smiling.

"Surprise!" was all she said.

"Hold up Texas," started Ray, "your birthday is BEFORE Charlotte's and you didn't bother to say anything."

"Well...it's not that big of a deal."

"Uhhhh, Yeah it is!" Ray argued, "Your sixteenth birthday, that's one of the most important out of all the girl birthdays."

"Please tell me you were deployed or in your severe medical state for your birthday," Henry said guilt getting to him.

"Nope I was in town, and completely healthy."

"You see that's what I didn't want you to tell me."

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Three days later... Captain Man, Girl Danger, and Kid Danger we're outside an old abandoned warehouse fighting supercriminal Stainless Steve. Captain Man just finished his turn beating up the bad guy, "you want a shot at this kid?" He asked Kid Danger.

"Y-y-y-y-y-yeah why don't you finish up this sandwich." He said handing him a PB&J. "I'll punch and you munch."

"I'm gonna rip you apart Kid Danger!" Threatened Stainless Steve.

"Uh, I don't think so Steve, you see I have super fast reflexes, so—"

"Ohhhh" screamed Captain Man and Girl Danger when Stainless Steve punched Kid Danger.

"Okay, that's it," KD said and started rapidly punching him.

"Careful don't fall!" Girl Danger told the criminal when KD finished punching him. And then he fell, "oh, you forgot to be careful."

"Woo! Let's call the Cops and have them—" Kid Danger stopped when he saw a car driving at full-speed backward coming for them. "Turn around!"

"What, no I'm not turning around." Said Captain Man. This little banter went on for 10 seconds.

"I'm not joking please turn around!"

"I can't hear you there's like a car coming or something—" Then he got hit and went flying forward.

"Oh my god!" Yelled Kid and Girl Danger when Captain Man went flying, and they ran after him.

Two men came out of the vehicle, "Who did we hit, did we get him?"

"Yeah, I think we got Stainless Steve." The criminal woke up in a haze, "well hello there Stainless Steve." The man said mockingly.

"Who are you guys?"

"We're the Thumb Buddies!" Answered the other man, "and you've just been thumbed!"

"What!?"

"Shut up! Quick, go to the Thumb-Mobile and get the rope!"

"Okay, Joey."

"Over there quick!" Yelled the Reporter running to the crime scene, "we're going live! Hi, I'm Kimberly Cross coming to live for an exclusive report on supercriminal Stainless Steve, excuse me, sir, is that Stainless Steve and did you capture him?"

"Uh, yeah well—we did."

"WOOOO Thumb Buddies yeah," Mark said into the camera.

"I'm sorry?" She asked.

"That's my partner, Mark."

"And you are?"

"I'm Joey, we're the Thumb Buddies!"

"The Thumb Buddies!" Kimberly said into the camera.

"Thumb Buddies yeah!" Mark yelled into the camera again.

"I see so are you—"

"Sorry, I and Mark gotta go take that criminal to the Cops!"

"But I just have a few more questions!"

"Sorry dude we gotta go!"

The partners jumped in the air, "Thumb Buddies" they said together and got in their car with the rope tied around Stainless Steve, and the end connected to the car, dragging him along. Literally.

Kimberly looked at the camera, "Proving once again the real crime fighters don't have time for interviews."

"Hey! Hey!" Yelled Captain Man getting the woman's attention. "Are we on the news?" CM said fixing his hair.

"As you can see I'm now with Captain Man, Kid Danger as well as Girl Danger." She said, informing the public, "so, what's up."

"What's up? What do you mean what's up?" Asked Kid Danger.

"Well, what do you guys want?"

"I thought you wanted to interview us on how we captured Stainless Steve?"

Girl Danger started to look around and soon realized that Stainless Steve was nowhere to be seen, "uh, dude, dude, dude, dude,"

"What, what, what, what, what, what! Can't you see that I'm on the News!?" Yelled Captain Man.

"Stainless Steve's gone."

"Huh?" CM said looking around, "Where did he go?"

"He was captured by the Thumb Buddies," Kimberly said proudly into the camera.

"Huh?"

"What'd you say?" Asked Kid Danger.

"I think you're mistaken—"

"Did you say some buddies?"

"Cause we captured Stainless Steve—"

"It sounded like you said some buddies."

"What IS she saying? It sounds like she's saying some buddies." Agreed GD.

"I don't know what she's saying, and I'm trying to explain to her that we captured Stainless Steve, Kid Danger punched him in the face—"

"Thank you, I'm Kimberly Cross, Crossing off." She said and ended the news report.

"Is that the end of the interview?" Asked CM.

"Crossing off?" GD kept repeating.

"'Cause we still have more to say, I was talking, he was talking, she was talking, we still have more to say—oh hey I found the sandwich." Captain Man said picking it up off the ground.

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Down in the Mancave... Jasper was taking selfies in his Thumb Buddies shirt, when Charlotte came out of the elevator, "uhhh, what are you wearing?"

"Oh, this is my Thumb Buddies shirt."

"Well you better take it off before Liz, Ray, and Henry get back."

"Why?"

"Because they took care of stainless Steve and those Thumb Buddy guys took credit for the capture."

"So?"

"So, Ray, Henry, and Liz were pretty mad about it, and I'd take that shirt off before they get back."

Then the tubes made a beeping sound and the crime fighters came down. "So how'd it go at the baseball game?" Asked Jasper.

"Oh, I'd say it went pretty well." Said Captain Man, his eyes bulging.

"Yeah, nothing much happened except—"

"We fought a bear!"

"We fought a bear!" Kid Danger repeated and they began to do their little victory banter.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!" Jasper said, trying to stop all of the banterings. "What bear?"

"So these college kids brought a real live bear to the baseball game, you know just to be funny—" Started Captain Man

"And it was." Added Kid Danger

"Oh yeah so funny."

"It was hilarious."

"Anyway, you know those wieners?" CM said talking about hot dogs.

"Oh yeah, I love wieners!" Agreed Jasper.

"Anyway, the bear gets a whiff of the wieners and he just loses his mind! So he just chases the poor wiener guy right onto the field!"

"Then Ray tackles the bear!" Informed Kid Danger.

"I tackled the bear! I tackled a real-live bear." He said jumping off of the couch, "and so the bear gets up and there's spit coming out of his mouth and he's going, 'jdkdckfbddbakbkqkqqvi'" CM said making bear noises, "and he just slashes me across the face!"

"Oh my god!" Charlotte said in shock.

"Yeah, and I guess he thought Ray was going to go down or something!?" Stated KD, "then when Ray gets back up he goes—"

"Jhvevbkefkbkbrfvjhvceefjvi!?" Stated Ray talking as a bear again, "which is a bear language it probably means—"

"Uh oh, this human's indestructible!" KD started talking in a different tone.

"Stupid bear had no idea!—"

"He's so dumb—"

"That I can't be hurt!—"

"He's so dumb!"

"Hey, let's turn on the news and see what they're saying about us right now!" Said CM.

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KLVY News... "And Trent, this all happened moments ago?"

"That's right Mary."

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"See they're talking about us." Captain Man said with a huge grin.

"We fought a bear, my man!" Kid Danger said yelling happily.

"Yeah, we did!"

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"Okay, now we're going to go live at the scene where it all went down to interview with the real heroes that saved the day." Said Trent.

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"Wait what?" Started Girl Danger, "how can they interview us right now?"

"Yeah cause we're here." Added Captain Man, then they started looking around the Mancave.

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"Thanks, Trent," started Kimberly Cross, "I'm here at a local Nacho Ball where a sweaty man committed a crime just moments ago."

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"Wh-wh-wh-wh-what is all this about?" Asked GD.

"Why are they at Nacho Ball?" Asked KD.

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"Excuse me," Kimberly asked a cashier, "can you tell us what happened?"

"Yeah. There was this guy, I think his name was Jeff, he ordered a three-ball nacho sack and when he went to pay for it he handed me a coupon."

"But there was something wrong with this coupon wasn't there?"

"Yeah." The girl began to take deep breaths and teared up, "it was expired."

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"Kimberly, we just received cell phone footage of the attempted Nacho Ball crime so we're gonna play that now."

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"Alright, that'll be 12.50" stated the Cashier.

"Okay, here's a Nacho Ball coupon for 20 bucks."

"Alright, I'll just ring this up for you."

"Thanks, bra."

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"That's Jeff," GD said, identifying the person.

"Ha, he's so stupid." Added KD.

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"Um, hey, this coupon expired 4 days ago."

"Oh, I didn't know."

"Oh, sure you didn't" She slammed her hand on a button and an alarm went off, "help this guy is trying to rob us! Ahhhhhhhh!"

"What!? What the butt are you talking about—!?" He didn't get to finish his sentence before the Thumb Buddies body slammed Jeff into the counter.

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"Whooooaaaa, oh my gosh, that was the bravest thing I've ever seen." Exclaimed Trent.

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"Whaaaaaaaaaat?" Said Girl Danger responding to what Trent just said.

"Bravest!?" Questioned Kid Danger.

"Uck, I have done braver things on the toilet!!!" Yelled Captain Man.

"I know right!... Wait...what?"

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"Kimberly are you with the Thumb Buddies right now?"

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"I sure am Trent, and it looks like the city of Swellview owes the Thumb Buddies a big thank you."

"Thank you." Said Joey.

"We appreciate your thank yous," Mark added.

"So what is with the knee pads?—"

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Captain pressed the mute button cutting the woman off, "okay, who are these Thumb Buddies, and where did they come from!?"

"Yeah, and why are they in our town doing our job?" Added KD.

"Girls," CM said looking at Charlotte and Girl Danger, "I told you I wanted a full report on these guys last week now where is it!?"

"We sent you an email." Stated GD.

"You know I don't read my email unless you send me a text telling me to read my email!"

"We also sent you a text." Then he started flipping out and looked as if he were about to strangle them.

"Well, would you just tell us about them?" Demanded KD.

"They're just guys," started Girl Danger, "normal guys who started fighting crime."

"Then why is everyone making such a big deal about them." Whined Captain Man.

"Well, they're new. And they seem nice." Informed Jasper.

"We're very nice!" Yelled CM.

"Yeah, we're delightful Jasper." Yelled KD.

"Okay, you guys are overreacting." Stated Charlotte and the two men started yelling nonsense again.

"Overreacting!? Overreacting!?" Yelled Kid Danger, "we're underreacting!"

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Soon Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Girl Danger made peace with the Thumb Buddies when they learned that they only started to fight crime because they wanted to be like them. When they teamed up to get Stainless Steve, the Thumb Buddies got into a trap and were sent into space through a rocket.

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Two weeks later... On a farm on the outside of town, "needle, where are you needle, needle...there you are! You thought I couldn't find you there huh needle." Stated the old farmer once he found his needle in a haystack.

Then a loud whistle came from outside and a rocket ship came crashing through the roof of the barn. It was the Thumb Buddies, back for revenge on Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Girl Danger.

They went through a violent radiation storm, turning Mark purple, one of his legs fat, and with the power of electricity. While Joey got extremely hairy, and his voice got very deep.

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At the power fuel factory... "Hey Joey."

"Yeah."

"How much fuel do you think we need to steal?"

"A lot."

"Kk."

They continued to load the cart with the fuel, as they were loading three garbage cans kept inching their way closer to them, they stopped when they looked at the cans and then continued to load the cart. The cans moved forward, and they stopped when the Thumb Buddies looked at them, when the Thumb Buddies had their back to them the crime fighters jumped up from the cans shouting, "reveal!"

"Stop what you're doing!" Yelled Girl Danger.

"Yeah, quit it!" Yelled Kid Danger.

"And turn around, slowly."

The mutants turned around and revealed their hideous selves. "Oh my god!" They all said.

"Cheese and crackers!" Yelled Captain Man covering his eyes and making vomiting noises.

"Look at his skin!" Yelled Kid Danger, "what's wrong with his skin? And oh, look at that leg! He's got a fat leg, look at his leg."

"Can you guys just turn around? I don't want to see you." Informed CM.

"Yeah, go back into the shadows." Agreed KD.

"Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey," started Girl Danger.

"What what what what what what what what?" Asked Captain Man.

"Those guys."

"Yes, they are hideous."

"No, I think they're the..."

"The Thumb Buddies! Oooooo!" They yelled together.

"No way!"

"We saw you guys get trapped in a rocket!" Yelled CM.

"Yeah, we saw you guys get shot up into space!" Added Kid Danger.

"P.S. Why do you guys look like freaks!" Asked Captain Man.

"Dude I was totally about to ask that!" Agreed Kid Danger.

"Are you stealing rocket fuel?" Asked Girl Danger.

"Yeah, Jerks!" Yelled Mark.

"Jerks!" Yelled Joey.

"Jerks?" GD asked.

"Be quiet!" Yelled Mark.

"Shut up!" Yelled Joey

"Okay," started Captain Man, "we'll see who shuts up right after we get out of these trash cans."

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After a couple of minutes of embarrassing struggling..."And after that our rocket flew past the Moon and into a VIOLENT RADIATION STORM!!!" Screamed Mark.

"It. Was. Violent." Agreed Joey.

"Which ended up turning us INTO MUTANTS!!!"

"We. Are. Mutants."

"And that's why we hate you!"

"Yeah."

"Come on guys, we had no idea that the shed was going to be a rocket trap." Defended Girl Danger.

"Yeah, but you still could've helped us!"

"How!? You guys were in space!"

"Sooooo, Captain Man and Kid Danger went into space about a year ago!" He said screaming at the male crime fighters. "To save those astronauts!"

"What, when did we—oh yeah, yeah that makes sense, we could've helped you, yeah that makes sense." The boys said together, "yeah." Finished KD.

"Look, we're sorry we didn't come and save you. So why don't we go hang out and forget this all happened." Apologized Captain Man.

"We can go get some barbeque." Suggested Kid Danger.

"That is if you guys like barbeque."

"Who doesn't like barbecue?"

"Well, it's always polite to ask." And then they began their bantering again.

"Shut up!!!" Yelled Joey.

"Again with the shut up." Stated CM.

"So rude." Agreed Kid Danger.

"You guys RUINED our lives." Stated Mark.

"Let's not be dramatic—" said Captain Man.

"Kbcvuucefovuoelbbuuerouo!!" Mark said flinging his arms and yelling gibberish. "So now we're gonna ruin yours."

Mark went to go blast Kid Danger, but when Girl Danger pushed him out of the way, electricity came out of her hands, everyone including Girl Danger was surprised by this new power. Mark and Girl Danger kept battling with their lightning powers, but Girl Danger had no idea what was going on, soon Mark's lightning began to overpower hers. She began to cry out in agony as the electricity ran through her body. And once she hit her big moment of weakness, Mark blasted her and she flew across the room and landed stomach down on the floor, unconscious.

"KID!" Yelled Captain Man, he went over there and started lightly tapping her face, "hey hey hey hey hey hey kid kid kid, talk to me kid." Then Kid Danger was blasted with lightning too and landed next to his girlfriend.

"Oh, I think the kids are going to be taking a nap for a while." Said Mark evilly. Captain Man put her arm down from when he checked for a pulse. And looked at him with hatred, "did I forget to tell you that the radiation storm left my arm full of e-lec-tricity!"

"Yeah, you forgot." Said Joey.

"No, I didn't!" Mark yelled, "I just wanted it to be a surprise."

"Well, your electric surprise might have knocked out Girl Danger and Kid Danger, but let's see how it works on a man... who's indestructible!"

Captain Man started screaming and running towards Mark, and when he collided with forces, he was electrocuted. "Ha! I did it! I defeated Captain Man! Now, let's get Captain Man and Kid Danger into the rocket, and finish loading all of the rocket fuel."

"What about Girl Danger?"

"Oh, we'll make sure she pays up." He said greedily.

"What about barbeque?"

"We'll get a barbecue later!"

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Later inside the barn... Kid Danger suddenly woke up to the sound of his phone ringing.

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"Hey, where are you?" Asked Charlotte

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"I don't know Charlotte was trapped inside some kind of—"

"You're in a rocket!" Yelled Mark.

"Revenge!" Yelled Joey.

"Revenge in a rocket!"

"It appears we're in a rocket."

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15 minutes later... Kid Danger was yelling at the Thumb Buddies, but they ignored him happily eating their barbeque. Then Captain Man woke up screaming.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa dude, you can't scream like that in a small space."

"Oh, I was having such a bad dream."

"Well forget about that right now because we have a bit of a situation going on—"

"Oh, I have to tell you about this dream."

"Both Jerks!"

"That's right Joey!" He turned around to where he had Girl Danger tied in a straight jacket, feet bound together, and a rope hanging her from the ceiling by a hook on her straight jacket. "Which makes you Girl..." he looked at her, "I don't know what to call her, she's just a girl, she can't think straight," Mark said pitying her, causing Girl Danger to raise an eyebrow.

"She is quite attractive." Added Joey.

"Yeah she is," he said dreamily. "Girl...gorgeous!" He said yelling at her as if it were offensive. "And now," he said looking at Captain Man and Kid Danger, "it's time for you two to get shot into space!"

Joey started to laugh, "good one Mark."

"I didn't make a joke!"

"Okay look," Said Kid Danger, "we're sorry okay."

"Sorry—sorry for what?"

"For not helping you, when you got shot up into space, we should've done something, and we didn't. You looked up to us and we let you down, we're sorry."

Mark started to tear up, "you really mean that, you're both sorry for what you did?"

"Yeah."

Mark went over to let them out, but once he was about to unlock it Captain Man said, "I'm not sorry."

The Thumb Buddies made angry noises and stomped off. "Duuuuuude!" Yelled Kid Danger.

"So what? It's not our fault."

"Yeah, but you could've pretended you were sorry for ten seconds while these morons let us out of this rocket!" The Thumb Buddies gasped. "Uh..." Kid Danger began to laugh nervously, "Captain Man he was just kidding."

"No, I wasn't."

"Yeah yeah he's still kidding."

"No no I'm not. Cause what kind of people would leave a child fatherless."

"What?" Said Girl Danger.

"Yeah what." Agreed Kid Danger.

"Kid Danger and Girl Danger...are in love." Captain Man began to say.

"Oh. My. God." Stated Girl Danger.

"And their love. Has caused a little baby."

"Huh!?" Said Girl Danger.

"Yeah Huh?" Agreed Kid Danger.

"Girl Danger is pregnant." The Thumb Buddies' mouths dropped, Girl Danger's did the same only she had a complete look of horror across her face. "Which means, if you send this rocket into space, you prevent Baby Danger from ever meeting his Daddy."

"I'll play baby daddy!" Said Mark, "you two will be orbiting the moon by this time tomorrow!"

"Oh, that's when it was." Said Captain Man.

"What?" Asked Kid Danger.

"In my dream when I was Annie on Broadway, tomorrow. That's when the sun comes out."

"You're sick."

"Ignition!" Yelled Mark.

"5 4 3 2 1 go!" Yelled Joey.

Fire came out of the rocket boosters and it began to shake, "still not sorry! Father stealers!" Yelled Captain Man. Soon the rocket fell backward, and all of the fire came out of the bottom toasting the Thumb Buddies.

When the rocket was done Captain Man and Kid Danger came out of the rocket and looked at the toasted Thumb Buddies, "should we...eat their barbeque?" Asked Kid Danger.

"Yes, we should." Kid Danger freed Girl Danger and she was still frozen with that same expression of horror on her face.

"Still not sorry."

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Down in the Mancave... The crime fighters changed out of their uniforms and Elizabeth-Lillian was still frozen. "What's up with Elizabeth?" Asked Charlotte.

"I don't know?" Stated Ray. Elizabeth's expression was gone now and she went up to Ray, then she smacked him. "Oh my—" he said, touching his cheek, "I'm okay!" He said, doing his catchphrase, "but ow!!"

"What is wrong with you!?" She screamed at him.

"Jeez, what's your beef stew?"

"My beef is that you're making false allegations about me!"

"What? What'd he say?" Asked Charlotte.

"He told everyone that I was pregnant!"

"What!?"

"Aww, you're pregnant." Said Schwoz sweetly, then he placed his head on her stomach and started talking to the 'baby'.

"I'm not pregnant!"

"Well, you and Henry could always..." Schwoz made kissing sounds and made a baby bump with his hand.

She looked at Henry who was smirking at her, "no!"

"It doesn't even have to be with Henry."

"No! What are people going to think when they notice that I'm not getting bigger, or that when the nine months are up there's no baby."

"Which is why you should go get busy." Advised Ray.

"No, even if I did, it wouldn't work because...I can't get pregnant!" She said, then threw her hands up into the air.

"I can't get pregnant either," Ray said, clutching his stomach.

"Ray you're not supposed to get pregnant, only females are." Said Charlotte.

"Wait, hold up," Henry said, joining in the conversation, "what do you mean you can't get pregnant."

"I'm what they say...infertile, which means I'm unable to have kids of my own." Elizabeth painfully admitted.

"But your mom and grandma said—"

"They don't know." She said, "my dad figured it out, and I just spilled it to you guys. It's just not gonna happen for me, Henry."

Once she finished Henry pulled her into a tight hug, she was very stiff at first and unsure of how to react, then she realized that she was safe with him, so she relaxed and hugged him back.

So either that was a long chapter, or either it seemed really long to write, or both. So I used the plotline for two Henry Danger episodes, Season 4 Episode 14 'Car Trek' and season 5 episode 3 'Thumb War'. I just really wanted to get to the Thumb Buddies part and finish this chapter so I didn't include as much as I would like for the first part. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF HENRY DANGER NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED.

Thumb War-https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6xiq10 (FYI their voices are different)

Car Trek-https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6vdgys (normal voices...I think)