EPILOGUE

Dear Diary,

It has been a while...

And by while I mean years. I'm sorry for letting you be all dusty and alone. But so many things has happened in my life, and I just simply haven't gotten any time to write in you. Sorry, once again. 

I will tell you how I am. I am great. And there's a reason. You know what? Why don't I just tell you the whole story? No! Not in details! I know how much you hate it when I use your pages for nothing, but I promise, this is important. 

So the last time I wrote in you, I was being with my awful boyfriend. I remember how I told you he was the best boyfriend in the world. But surprise surprise! He was just the best boyfriend for me because I hadn't experienced anything better than him. Now I have though.

Today, I'm not with him. And I haven't been for many years. I understand if you're confused by the time-skip, but please understand. He wasn't good to me, I realized that later. So when I realized he was mean to me and just generally bad for me, I started to smoke. 

I know I know, you hate smoking because the papers around the cigarette or whatever it is, is burning up and you think all kind of papers are your friends. I'm sorry. I've burnt up many of your friends. But not now anymore. Not now.

Because one day when I was out smoking (sorry), this girl came up to me. She kind of scolded me for smoking (I can feel that you already like her), but she kind of didn't at the same time. She just talked to me a little, and I thought she was annoying. 

I didn't wear so much clothes and stuff so she lend me her jacket which I forgot to give back, so that means that I had to see her again so I could give it back to her. So I searched for her the day after, and found her. She pissed me off, but somehow I ended up getting her number.

Her name was Kendall Jenner.

The day after that, I was with her. I didn't hang out with her because I was being nice, I was with her because I wanted to prove her wrong. She said true caring is real while I said it was bullshit. (sorry for the bad word! I usually don't use words like that when I write in you...)

Kendall took my heart, and she hasn't given it back yet. I hope she never will either, because I love that she has it. She told me one day that she has it in good custody in her heart. Then I said it was unfair that she had my heart and I didn't have her heart. She just laughed. 

But before she actually took my heart, I lost her. Her ex boyfriend made me hurt her. Not physical, but mentally. I made her leave my life for three months. I was heartbroken. 

And the time I was being without her was the time I realized that I truly loved her. So when we met after three months, we... kissed. Not immediately though, because we had a fight before we kissed... heheh

And blahblahlah, I guess you don't want me to waste your pages with cliche details of my love life? No? I thought so...

So long story short, I lost her again. Stupid, I know. But you know me, I'm a bit stupid... I mean, I've killed your friends which is kinda stupid if you ask me.

But anyway, when I lost her, I found this other girl. (NO NOT LOVER JUST GIRL). Her name was Riley and she was 17. She became my little sister. (No not literally became my little sister, she felt like a little sister though. You know what I mean.)

So she really helped me with my sad time. (Oh you think I'm wasting pages by telling you about my little sister? RILEY IS IMPORTANT TO ME WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!) ... (I KNOW SHE'S NOT MY BIOLOGICAL SISTER BUT SHE FEELS LIKE A SISTER SO SHUT UP!!!)

Anyway...

After almost two years, I met Kendall again. No actually I saved her. I saved her from her psychotic ex boyfriend. (Oh my god what is wrong with our ex's!?)

And then me and Kendall got married. Yaaaayy! We have it filmed so it's cool if I don't tell you about it in details. But something you must know is that it was amazing. I mean, I got married to the woman I love! Isn't that just great!? I still get so excited when I call her my wife. 

Oh you want me to explain how she looks like? Okay... I thought you didn't want me to waste pages but alright!! Just because you asked so nicely. 

She's tall. Taller than me. She has brown hair with brown eyes, and her hair could very much get mistaken to be black in some lights. Her eyebrows are not as big as my eyebrows. Her lower lip looks bigger than her upper lip. Her nose is cute. It's not big or small, so it's perfect. Her nostrils aren't mega huge, aaaaand her nose is not pointing up too much. 

And if I would describe her with three words it would be...

Affectionate

Charming

Joyful

So yeah it's pretty cool. 

What do you mean by "it's nothing good'!? Affectionate, charming and joyful is sure as BEEP good! Get yourself together or I might kill more of your friends! (Even though Kendall would kill ME if I did...)

Oh I almost forgot! I am successful model nowadays! I even got over 100 000 followers on Instagram. So some people recognize me. And Kendall also started to work a little bit as a model. She says I'm her inspiration. So yeah, we are living on modeling. And I actually think I can get bigger. Maybe not one of the best model's, but at least one of the well known model's. I'm not bragging, I promise. (I'm awesome)

So yeah, Riley has now moved out from me and Kendall's apartment. She lives right next to Kylie and Alex's apartment, so that's great! Oh you don't know who Kylie and Alex are? Kylie is Kendall's little sister (biological sister) and Alex is Kylie's girlfriend. 

Hahah I find it funny how you went from a straight girl's diary to a not straight girl's diary. And I'm still the same girl! You don't think it's funny? BEEP you then!:( Oh you were kidding? Ha. Ha. You. Are. Hilarious. (NOT)

Oh and by the way, me and Kendall have bought a GOLDFISH! And before I tell you more, Kendall's ex psycho boyfriend's name was Harry. So yeah, guess what we named him?

HARRY!

Why? Yeah why would we name our goldfish to someone who basically ruined our lives (at one time of our lives, not anymore). Well I'm gonna tell ya why. Because we thought it was funny and the fish will die after a couple of years so yeah. But hey, we didn't buy the fish so we could name him Harry and sooner or later watch 'Harry' die. No no no. We named him Harry because it just felt right. I mean, I do hate Harry, but if it wasn't for his psychopathic behavior, me and Kendall maybe wouldn't have been married right now. And I wouldn't have been Kendall's savior. (OMG DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE!? I SAID BEHAVIOR AND IT RHYMES WITH SAVIOR OMG I'M SO COOL! DON'T YOU DARE SAY I'M NOT).

So yeah, we live happily in our apartment with Harry... Oh God! Remind me to never say that again! That Harry part totally ruined it! Ugh :( Stupid Harry, ruins everything. 

But hey I hope you're doing okay. I promise I will never let you be that dusty again. And once again, I'm sorry for that awful long time-skip. I will write again. And I might know when the next time will be. I'll give you a hint:

We thought about the name: Cameron

(NO NOT FOR ANOTHER GOLDFISH!)

Goodbye dear diary, it's been such a good time writing in you. There's still some pages left and I could write in you until you're filled, but I would rather save you for another chapter. But unfortunately, this chapter is ending now. 

And I am honored to write down the best chapter of my life in you.