HAHA!!! What's the joke?

I got inspired to write this from a really funny meme. This one: 

I'm not gonna copy it exactly, though. I just love ACOTAR memes!!! They are SO funny!! I literally sit there for hours just reading them. But anyways....

(Feyre P.O.V.)

We were sitting at the table for dinner one night. Rhys sat across from me, Cassian next to him. Mor was on my right and Nesta to my left at the head of the table. Amren was at the other end. Azriel was next to Cassian and Lucien hesitantly joined us, to the right of Mor. Elain had surprisingly come down and she was beside Azriel. Something had flickered in Lucien's eyes when he saw his mate sitting next to another male but whatever he wanted to say, he kept it to himself. 

Rhys kept trying to look up and catch my attention for some reason. It was kind of cute, actually. Which is why I ignored him. First he started tapping his fork on his plate but stopped when Cassian gave him a death glare. Then he kept on clearing his throat and Mor asked if he had a cold. I had to stuff my face with food then just to stop myself from bursting out laughing. I know Rhys noted that and then he kept just glaring at me, which had Elain giving him alarmed expressions. And then he tried to slide down in his seat and catch my foot with his but I moved my chair back a bit and stuffed my feet under my chair. That had everyone looking at his weird position, half under the table.  

Rhys said into my mind You cruel thing. Ignoring me. On purpose. 

I held my smile in. Not my fault you're so rubbish at this. It's quite amusing, really.  

I'll get you back. Later He said.

There was a few minutes silence before his voice filled my mind again. Should I start talking about wingspans? 

I shot my head up. He just smirked at me. Oh my God, Rhys. No! Don't you dare!! Please don't do that. 

But it's really funny embarrassing you

I glared at him. If you dare, I will kick you out of our room. For a month. 

No you wouldn't He crooned. A wicked look overcame his face. You know.... I just thought about this: Tamlin doesn't have a wingspan. 

Now I was confused. What has that got to do with anything? 

Rhys just smirked at me. Well, what does that say about the size of other parts? 

I accidentally snorted into my drink, even as I got ready to scream at Rhys down the bond. Everyone just looked at me and I gave them simpering; sweet smiles. But inside, I wanted to burst out laughing, really. Rhys looked like he wanted to do the same. 

Because I have a big wingspan, I have a fairly lar- Rhys began but I stopped him with a look. 

I know, Rhys. So shut up. 

Rhys raised his eyebrows at me. Oh you do, do you?  And then laughed at my expression. 

Mor turned her head to us. "Ew. You're doing it again, aren't you? I can smell it on you both. Stop talking mind to mind!" 

Rhysand chuckled. He mock bowed his head. "Of course, cousin." 

And a second later, he started again. You know, since Tamlin doesn't have any wings... 

I sighed. You wanna know? Ok, I'll tell you. It is kinda mingy and pathetic.  

Rhys spat his water out across the table and it sprayed all over me and then he burst out laughing. 

The sight of it was so funny that I couldn't stop laughing either. He banged his fist on the table, gasped and then went into another fit. 

Amren shook her head at us. "We were trying for some Tamlin mood in here."

And at the sound of that name, I just laughed harder. Lucien didn't get what was going on. His expression said it all. 

Mor shook her head. "They have this bond thing. We never know what the joke is." 

I actually fell out of my chair that dinner. Nobody knew what we were laughing about, though. Which made it even more funny. 

Ummm. That was kinda weird, right? But someone gave me the idea and so I did it. Rhys had to make Feyre laugh in some way. I didn't know what to do!! And besides, I swear they're always talking about wingspans, right? 😟 But thanks for reading. You can tell my ideas are getting worse and worse, aren't they? Please comment down below if you have any suggestions on some Feysand thing I could do next. I really need them!! 😰

Ayesha