chapter 30

Tris' POV

I walk back into the gym with Chris and wait for them to announce King and Queen. The head teacher, Mrs Clewlow walks on stage and goes to the mic. "Shut up!" she says, she is a very cool teacher. The entire gym goes silent and everyone looks up to her. "okay, so now it's time to announce King and Queen, voted by the students." everyone cheers. "okay, your King is.... Four Eaton!" everyone cheers, especially the gang and every girl in the school. "and your Queen is..." Lauren looks about ready to go and receive her crown, I just look around, waiting to be able to get back to having fun. "Tris Prior!" finishes Mrs Clewlow. What?! I just stand still, Lauren glaring at me until Chris pushes me forward. I walk up on stage and receive my crown, now it is the King and Queen dance. We walk off stage and they play Love Story by Taylor Swift. I put my arms around his neck and his go around my waist. "I'm so sorry Tris" he says. "just tell me one thing, do you want to be with Lauren?" "No of course not, I want to be with you, she just-" The chorus starts and I cut him off with a kiss. This feels right. We pull apart and look into eachothers' eyes. His deep ocean blue eyes that I could drown in. "I love you" I say. "I love you more" he replies. "impossible" I say. "forever" "and always". We smile dance to the song. When it finishes Chris runs over with the whole gang. "FOURTRIS!" they shout. "what?" I ask. "its your ship name, duh!" explains Zeke. I laugh and the DJ speaks. "Who knows the parts to after ever after?!" My hand shoots up along with Uriah, Zeke and Lynn's. "okay then, lets welcome Tris, Zeke, Lynn and Uriah!" everyone cheers and we walk up. "okay, we all sing the first bit, I call Jasmine, who wants to be Ariel?" I ask. In the end I am Jasmine, Uriah is Ariel, Lynn is Belle and Zeke is Pochahontus.

{all}

If you've ever wondered why,

disney tales all end in lies,

here's what happened after all their dreams came true

{Uriah}

I loved being princess down in,

this beautiful ocean blue,

but mermaids are going missing,

they end up in someone's stew

som just try to put yourself in,

to somebody else's gills,

you're killing my eco system,

with fishing and oil spills,

(oh no)

thanks to bp (thank you b-bp)

thanks to bp (thank you b-bp)

the British are killing,

oil is spilling,

now I can't see,

My eyes!

China men feast on Flounder's fins,

plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends,

oceans are browning,

I think I'm drowning,

thanks to BP,

You suck!

{Tris}

Hey I'm okay,

but I'm slightly scared,

my husband's a mark for the war on terror,

Aladdin was taken by the CIA

we're not Taliban,

you've got the wrong man,

in Guantanamo Bay,

prince Ali,

where could he be,

drowning in wa wa,,

interrogation,

from the nation,

of the free,

Bin Laden's taken the fall,

we're not trained pilots at all,

Ja far went crazy,

and no one put up a fuss,

we're for freedom,

the Genie will vouch for us,

Bush went crazy,

Olbama's lazy,

Al Queida's not in this country,

set free,

my prince Ali!

{Lynn}

(a whore) (a whore, a whore, a whore, a whore)

this towns gone wild since I married Adam,

they think I'm going straight to hell,

(she'll burn, in hell)

but the charges laid on me,

of beastiality,

could wind up getting me thrown in a cell,

(she is a witch)

oh I'm overrun by madmen (we're all crazy)

I hear they're gonna burn (her at the stake)

(that Belle must fry, the witch must die!)

they legit believe I'm Satan,

and I hear that PETAs gonna take my beast away

{Zeke}

After John Smith traveled back to England,

I helped my people cultivate the fields,

more English, Spaniards Frenchmen came to visit,

and they greeted us with guns and germs and steel,

they forced us into unknown lands of exile,

they pillaged raped and left us all for dead,

so now I'm far more liberal with a weapon,

when I separate their bodies from their heads,

(wait, what!?"

have you ever held the entrails of an English guy,

or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men,

can you shoot an arrow in some French guys eye?

(sucré bleu)

can you paint with the red colours,

in these men?

{Uriah}

thanks to BP

{Tris}

where's prince Ali

{Lynn}

beastiality

{Zeke}

I've got STDs

{all}

woah oh, oooooo

When we finish, everyone cheers and we walk off stage. Tobias comes up to me. "Hey that was amazing! come on, lets go for a walk around the grounds, I fancy just getting outside" he says, I nod and take his hand. We leave the gym and go outside. After a few minutes we walk over to the fountain, and he lets go of my hand and pulls a small velvet box out of his pocket. "don't worry, I'm not proposing, we are way too young, but Tris I love you so much and never want to lose you, it has happened before and it felt like half of my heart was ripped out of my chest, and when you came back, you brought it back with you, we complete eachother. This is a promise ring, Beatrice Prior, when we are older do you promise to stay with me and I promise that we will get married some day, so what do you say?" Oh my god I love him so freaking much!. "Of course, yes I love you so much!" he smiles and slips the ring on my finger. "I love you too" he whispers and leans in for a kiss. As he just promised to propose, I bit his lip and he allows entrance. We make out until someone clears their throat. We reluctantly pull apart and see the entire gang. "the dance is finishing so we should get out now before there is a queue to get out of the carpark." says Lynn. "Great and then Sleepover!" I reply.

In Spain and it is boiling!!!!

I will try to update as much as possible but I can only get wifi in certain cafés and I am going mental!

I know a lot of people do the promise ring but I wanted something fairly big to happen

sleepover next chapter

stay awesome bros

-Cat