chapter 11

Uriah's POV

Partyyy! All the guys are here and we are just waiting for the girls. There's a knock on the door and Zeke opens it, revealing the girls. "Welcome one, welcome all, to the party at the Pedrads"! i shout. everyone laughs and we all head into the lounge. We have music playing and there are snacks set out, and bean bags in a circle on the floor for truth or dare. lets get started. "everyone, take a seat its time for some TRUTH OR DARE!" we all cheer and sit. "ME FIRST!" I yell. "okay, Trissy-poo" she gives me the evils, and I just grin "truth or dare" "DARE, I AIN'T NO PANSYCAKE" I laugh and high-five her. I think for a while. "I dare you to run outside and slap the first person you see, tell them not to slap your butt, argue that they did and then get Four here to come out before you both give them a hug and run away." yep, I am evil. "okay then, Four get by the door." she walks outside, Four following and stopping at the door. She looks around and sees a really nerdy kid from the year above as at school. he is in for a shock. She walks past him and then turns and slaps him, her face a mixture of anger, embarrassment and hurt, she is a good actress, and looks really intimidating. "HOW DARE YOU SLAP MY BUTT YOU PERV!" she screams he looks really confused. "I-I d-didn't" he protests. "YES YOU DID, THERE'S NO ONE ELSE NEAR ME, I AM VERY HURT AND EMBARRASSED, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND DON'T YOU KNOW?!"  he is terrified, "yeah and I know who he is, p-please don't tell him, he scares me. "WELL THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF, FOUR!!" everyone in the street is looking at them, she shouts for four and he goes jogging towards her. "what is it babe?" we are all nearly crying with laughter. "THIS PERV JUST SLAPPED MY BUTT!" she screeched. "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND!" "I didn't" I fall on the floor with laughter. "OH SURE YOU DIDN'T" continues Four. he goes to punch him but instead gives him a hug, then so does Tris and they both come running back. they both fall through the door laughing and we are all crying. Then Lauren from school comes up to us and asks if she can join. i shoot a look at Four, she's his ex and she is still obsessed. he gives a slight nod so we agree, we go back in and sit down. "that was legen-wait for it-dary! Tris" I say, I love HIMYM! "I know bro, I'm so awesome like when I'm sad, i stop being sad and be awesome instead!" so does she. "BRO-FIVE" we both shout and then high-five. everyone looks at us weirdly. "how I met your mother" we both explain before bro-fiving again. they just shake their heads and we carry on. "okay Lauren truth or dare" asks Tris "truth." she replies. "PANSYCAKE"  Tris and I shout. "why did you come?" asks Tris. "because Four and I used to date, and he still loves me and I thought I'd show him what he's missing" Tris starts shaking with anger. "that's bullsh*t Lauren, I broke up with you, you're a slag and I don't love you!" tris calmed down. "fine, Four truth or dare" she asked. "dare" he replied. oh no, I can see where this is going. "i dare you to lay seven minutes in heaven with me" Four only has a shirt on, so its topless or seven minutes. Zeke and I know about Marcus, and I hope he has not too noticeable scars. He takes his top off, he only has scars on his back, so you can't see them unless you lean back to see them, and the only people who can do that are me and Zeke, as we are sitting next to him. "why didn't you want to Four?" she asks. "because it would not be heaven with you" BURN! "Oh Four, you know it would, we have made out before, and you wish we could again" at this Tris got up and punched Lauren. I then grabbed Zeke and we carried her outside and chucked her on the ground. "and stay out" we said before slamming the door in her face. We walked back in and carried on, but it turned out Tris had turned it to spin the bottle. She took it and it landed on Zeke. Zeke mouthed a sorry to Four before leaning in and kissing for five seconds, and then they quickly pulled apart. Zeke spun it and it landed on Mar, I gave him a death glare. they pulled away after five. Mar span it and it landed on Four. they leaned in and after five seconds, Four tried to pull away but Mar grabbed his head and continued to kiss him, and kiss him, he was trying to pull away but her hand kept his head in place and the other started rubbing his crotch. Suddenly I realised what was happening, and tris couldn't see him trying to pull away, we both ran out crying. But Tris shouldn't be, before I completely melt down I need to tell her that her significan other isn't a cheating, heartbreaking bastard. while I was thinking about this, i didn't realise that Four had escaped and Tris had slapped him, he was about to go after him. "she'll believe me, why would I say that my girlfriend was the only one who was an idiot if it wasn't true?" he nodded and i went after Tris. I hope she believes be because both she and Four deserve to be happy. i am such a good friend.

uh oh, stupid Marlene, poor Uriah

he is such a good friend

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peace out

-Cat