Useless part

The following chapter you're about to read adds no real progression to the story and is only here for sh^ts and giggles and for fun

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It was a wonderful day in dreamland. Everything completely normal and everyone just minding their own business, including meta knight. Though he was incredibly bored, but he didn't know what do

Meta knight: It's really... peaceful. I guess it isn't a bad thing, but it is quite boring.

Kirby: METTTTTTAAAA KNIIIGHHHT

Meta knight: *sigh* what now kirby

Kirby: Meta guess what! King dedede is planning a picnic and what's you, me and bandana dee to come! Can you please come! Pretty please

Meta knight: Oh, well... that does sound nice... but I'm not really hungry

Kirby: Pleaaase come! King dedede has the best snacks you'll love it! I hope he brings sandwiches... apples.... chips... sandwiches..... cookies..... sandwiches

Meta knight: hmmm.. I'll think about it

Kirby: Ok! See you there meta!!

Kirby ran off

Meta knight: A picnic... sounds... nice.

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Kirby, king dedede and bandana dee were sitting under a big tree with the picnic set up

King dedede: Where is meta knight, KIRBY I told you to bring him here with us!

Kirby: I did he said he'll think about it... but while we wait don't you think we can-

King dedede: NO nobody's eating squat until meta knight gets his introverted rear over here!!

Bandana dee: Uhm.. sir, why can't we just eat WITHOUT meta knight?

King dedede: Are you questioning me bandana waddle dee???

Bandana dee: N-no your majesty! I-I just mean if he's taking so long to come here why can't we just leave him?

King dedede: Because I planned this picnic for all of us because I'm a good friend. So nobody's eating until EVERYONE is here!

Kirby: Ughhhhh

But before things could get anymore noisy meta knight mysteriously appears, you know, like he always does

Meta knight: I'm here.

Kirby: Meta knight!

King dedede: Finally! What was taking so long?

Meta knight: Nothing, I was just thinking about some stuff

Kirby: Well.... now that meta knight is here..... Can we eat now? Please Please PLEASE??

King dedede: Hold it pip squeak, I have to set up the food first

Bandana dee: Ooh can I help your majesty?

King dedede: Yeah I guess but don't get in my way too much

Bandana dee: I promise!

King Dedede and bandana dee proceeded to take out the food and put them out

Kirby: Oooh can I help too?

King dedede: NO I don't trust you

Kirby: You don't trust me? Why??

King dedede: Because you'd probably eat it or something, I don't know! Just leave it to me and bandana waddle dee

Kirby: So that's what you think of me? I don't eat everything you know

King dedede: Yeah whatever you say

King dedede grabbed the apple pie and turned around to put it the right, accidentally bumping into bandana dee that was holding the sandwiches

King dedede: Crap! My pie!

Kirby: 5 SECOND RULE

King dedede: KIRBY YOU BETTER NOT

Bandana dee: Ah! I'm so so sorry I-I didn't mean to-

King dedede: WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU GOING THAT WAY

Bandana dee: y-you didn't tell me where to put it so I was just-

King dedede: If you saw me going to the right why would you go to the left??

Bandana dee: I- uh.. uhm

Meta knight: Can we PLEASE stop arguing and just eat??

Kirby: Yeah what meta said

King dedede: Ughhh well, except bandana waddle dee over here decided to run into me, I guess we won't be eating the pie or the sandwiches. But we can eat what's left

Kirby: Awwww no sandwiches

King dedede: Whatever, not like it's a big deal considering we have other stuff. And this time me and myself will put them down.

Bandana dee: I'm sorry, ok? I swear I didn't mean it

And so King dedede decided to put down the remaining food, and sooner or later was finished

King dedede: okay everybody, everything is out and I can gladly say we can eat now. So.... Dig in!

Kirby: YESSSS

Kirby immediately ate the first thing he saw

King dedede: Slow down Kirby don't eat it all!

Eating l8ter

Bandana dee: wow your majesty! Your food never ceases to amaze me! How do you it?

King dedede: Oh don't flatter me too much. Actually, you can flatter me a little...

King dedede and bandana dee continued talking to each other about food and before Kirby was about to eat more he realized meta knight hasn't eating anything

Kirby: Hey meta knight are you ok? You haven't touched anything

Meta knight: I'm fine, I think I was right, I'm not hungry

Kirby: Oh, that's unfortunate... can I have the rest?

Meta knight: No.. I don't want to waste anything

Kirby: Ooh... ok... I'll go see what king dedede and bandana dee are talking about

Meta knight: ( Coming here was kind of a waste of time considering the fact that I didn't even eat anything, I could've been with galacta knight right now instead of coming to a picnic... wait, now that I think about it... does he even eat? He was sealed away for a pretty long time...)

Kirby: I really wish we could've eaten those sandwiches...,

King dedede: Well they're gone now so it doesn't matter

Bandana dee: Hey... your majesty

King dedede: ?

Bandana dee: you're not still mad about that situation right?

King dedede: eh.. I got over it

Bandana dee:  oh ok... if you don't mind... maybe I can show you some things I learned

King dedede: ....like?

Bandana dee: Like... uh... some of my spear moves!

King dedede: mmm.. sure why not. Not like I've got time to waste.

Bandana dee: W- wow! Thanks your majesty

It was getting late and everyone started to pack everything up. Meta knight was putting some of the food in a small bag

Kirby: Hey meta knight! I though you said you weren't hungry

Meta knight: uhm.. yeah I'm... saving it

Kirby: Oh, ok! Well I wanted to ask you-

Meta knight: I gotta go Kirby. You can tell me when I get back.

Kirby: Meta knight wait!

Meta knight flew off

Kirby: there he goes again....

King dedede: Alright we're off, see you Kirby

Kirby: Bye guys! I wonder where meta knight ranoff to

Meta knight decided to go to the place where him and galacta knight usually meet up in (bet you guys are getting tired of hearing that one line, huh?) with galacta knight being there

Meta knight: Oh you're here this late?

Galacta knight: yes, I really come here to relax at this point.

Meta knight: Hm, well.. I got something for you.

Meta knight hands over the small bag full of food from earlier

Galacta knight: what's this?

Meta knight: just a bag full of apples and bread. I though you'd be hungry so I got you something because I wasn't going to eat it

Galacta knight: Oh.. well... give me the bag

Meta knight: So no thank you?

Galacta knight: i don't need to say anything

Meta knight: but it'll be a nice thing to do

Galacta knight: ugh....

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Galacta knight: So it's only bread and apples?

Meta knight: I mean.. yeah.. I don't know what you eat. Do you even like.. have a favorite food or something

Galacta knight: Hmm.... actually... I think I do....

Meta knight: !.. really?

Galacta knight: Yes... I think I remember.... it was a very long time ago... I don't remember a lot but I went to this restaurant... nobody was there... I sat down at a table and someone came up to me and asked what would I like... There was this one thing that caught my eye, and told them to get me it. I waited and waited, and when it finally came to me.. I don't know how to describe it... but I could say it was possibly the best things I've ever tasted..

Meta knight: .....

Galacta knight: that thing being..... waffles.

Meta knight: .

Galacta knight: I think that was its name.. waffles. It was circle, had a curtain pattern.. it's taste was exquisite. I would die to have those again.  I haven't tasted anything like that in so long..

Meta knight: uhm... interesting....

Galacta knight: oh, was I talking to much? Sorry

Meta knight: Oh no it's ok. But what you basically said is.. you like waffles

Galacta knight: they're very good.

Meta knight: .... I gotta go

Galacta knight: really?

Meta knight: yes um.. see you

Meta knight flew off and quickly visited chef Kawasaki's place

Chef Kawasaki: oh hey meta knight; uhm we're about to close soon-

Meta knight: chef kawasaki, I want to know how to make waffles.

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Funny enough, this is the longest chapter of this book currently. I also didn't want that picnic thing to take as long as it did what whatever, an actual part will come soon. Any mistakes will be fixed