Episode 8 - 14

Episode 8D: Maa , kuch samaj nahi aaraha ki kya karu main uske liyeMaa: tu bohot sochta hai bas jaise bhi chal raha hai chalne de, mushkilein aayegi bas uska saath de beta. Aur main hamesha kehti hu tujse ki use pareshaan mat kar par asal me tu use jitna pareshaan karta hai uthna use acha lagta hai..D: jaanta hu maa..D: ab jaa.. papa aate hi khana kha lenge hum.(darshan goes to his room thinking abt something when he enters she gets scared)K: knock nahi kar sakte?D: par kyu? Room hamara hai !K: firbhi darsh! Umhara wallet kaha hai?D: acha tum mera wallet dhund rahi thi!K: ha toh! D: paise chahiye ?K: nahi! D: fir?K: bas yuhi.. dekh nahi sakti kya main?D: khushi meri cheeze cupboard me hoti hai , dekh lo wahi hogi.K: ab tum aahi gaye ho toh mujhe 2000 do!D: 2000 kisses du?K: wo apne paas rakho , mujhe 2000 rupees chahiye!D: ohh paise aur rupees me farak hai, abhi samjha!K: zyda mat bolo!! Bas dedo!(he gives her his ATM card)K: huhh darsh , 2000 do na ye card ka kya karumain!D: i don't carry that much cash baba tum nikal lo na, kitna behes karti ho!K: actually abh mera mood nahi ! abh tumhi mere under garments lekar aaoge samjhe! HuffD: what? Excuseme?K: sahi suna tumne ! kyu husband apni wife k liye itna nahi kar sakta?D: online le lo its easy!K: lekar aate ho ya nahi?D: khushi tum jaanti bhi ho.. thats embarrassing!!(while darshan was tensed , khushi was controlling her laughter)

Episode 9D: Khushi maine kabhi uski shopping nahi ki.. i mean ..K: Kya ?? Wo kapde hai darsh , sidha keh do na tum nahi lana chahte.. shaamko mehmaan aarahe hai aur mere paas pehenne k liye inners nahi . D: Ak kaam karte hai hum dono jaate hai..K: Nahi darsh .. tum jaoge bas!(Mom calls them fr lunch)K: Baat mat karo ab.. shaam hone hi wali hai .. huhh (She leaves slightly laughing)K: Maa maa.. darshan ka mu dekho ab.. Maa: kya hua?K: Kuch nahi.. bohot der se muje tang kar raha tha ab main use tang kar rahi hu..Maa: Acha (tujhe khush dekhkar acha lagg raha hai beta)(Darshan comes, confused n tensed)Maa: Chapati garam karu darsh?D: Nahi maa.. bas wo under..Maa: Kya Anda?D: Anda.. ? Haa wo wo.. china me nakli ande bann rahe hai maa wahi soch raha tha..Maa: Nakli ande? Acha wo chod baith ab.. khushi zara dekh ise kya chahiye main chapati banati hu..K: Ji maa, Kya socha laarahe ho ya nahi?D: wo.. Daadi: Are laade itna soch kyu raha hai.. kitne pyaar se bol rahi hai ye D: Daadi apko nahi pata..ye jo lane keh rahi hai wo..Daadi:Ab chand taare todkar laane thodi bola hoga.D: Par daadi chand tare better hai.. ye andar wala thoda mushkil hai! Daadi: Tujhe pasina kyu aaraha hai itna?Papa: Kya hua darsh?D: Aap log itna puch rahe hai toh..wo actually baat ye hai ki agar , main bas soch raha tha.. bandar , monkey agar apni wife k liye kapde lena chahega toh wo saare kapde lega?Papa: Ye kaisa sawal he (khushi starts laughing)D: Main andar baithke khata hu (he takes his plate n goes to the kitchen)

Episode10 Maa: Are tu yaha kyu aakar baith gaya?D: Kuch nahi maa , actually baat ye hai ki...andar ki baat hai maa kaise batau samaj me nahi aaraha..Maa:ab bol bhi de..D:Agar aapko apni personal jo cheeze hoti hai.. aap papa ko kahoge laane?Maa: Ha isme kaunsi badi baat hai..D: Acha toh muje wo lene jana hi padega ..Maa: Kya?D: Wahi maa .. wahi jise dekhkar pata nahi kya hoga.. actually shop par log kya kahenge.. wo toh hasenge !Maa: Aisa kya hai?D: Undergarments maa..!Maa: Kya??? D: Kuch nahi , bas hogaya .. pet bhar gaya.. main jaaraha hu.. bye (he goes out) K: Are ye kaha gaya.. maa..Maa: Ha beta.K: Darshan?Maa: Pata nahi wo kuch undergarments bolkar chala gaya.. pata nahi kya dimaag me aajata he iskeK: Shit wo sach me gaya?(she tells mom) maa main mazak kar rahi thi.. aap phone dijiye..plzMaa: Wo bahar hi hoga .. ja jaldi..(She runs out)K: Darrrrshhh... D: kya... ab jaa raha hu na..K: Jakar kya bologe?D: Ahh.. ha kya bolu..K: (hugs him) Pagal ho tum sach me..D: Acha toh ye mazak tha.. khushi!! (They both laugh) K: Par ak baar tumhe jana hi padega 😂D: Noway..!K: Mere saath toh chaloge na...D: Ya thats better!! Huff(At the shop)(Khushi was talking to a lady n darshan had a weird expression on his face)D's povI kinda look odd at this place , couple of eyes staring at me.. I wish to shout .. "My wife has come to buy it not me!!" Ohh god now i really understand what a HUSBAND goes through.. tough to handle!

Episode 11K: Darsh yaha aao na..D: any problem?K: Ye color acha hai ya ye wala?D:(gets closer to her) Khushi main aaya hu tumhare saath ue kaafi nahi tha kya.. matlab i understand tum bohot simple ho..K:Toh aap bhi simple ho jayiye Mr. Raval! Dont worry aapke fans khush honge aur kahenge haaye he s so cute.. mera bhi pati aisa ho.. nai ye mera hi pati ho jald hi khushi se chootkara mil jaye!!D: Khushi? Wo baby pink acha he.. than this oneK: Acha? Ye pakdo , waise toh bohot light he..D: Khushi? Ye mere haath me ache nahi lagg rahe main jaraha hu..K: Are ruko na.. bas dekhne toh do..D: Itna dekhna kya he andar hi pehennewali ho na (he was loud this time , khushi laughed)K: Acha , Card do tum bahar gadi me wait karo main aati hu..D: Huff better (he gives her the ATM card n goes out)D's povBach gaya ! Lekin muje itna ajeeb kyu lagg raha hai.. she s my wife uske kapde lene me agar main uska saath dunga toh problem kya he? Use acha lagega infact..(In the shop)Manager: Ma'am kya aap mere liye ak autograph laa sakte hai unka..plzKhushi: wo abhi aajayenge andar aap le lena..Manager: Unhe toh ajeeb lag raha tha na maam toh wo nahi ..K: Lo aagaye.. ab toh yakeen ho gaya na .. ab le sakti ho aap M: Ohh , sir appka autograph plz..(He signs n clicks few pics wth her)K:wapas kaise aagaye?D:Tumse pyaar kiya hai tumhare cheezo se bhi pyar karna hi padega na!K: Seriously?? Agar main kahu ki main apne cheezo se jaise pyaar karti hu tum bhi karo , will u do?D: Haan koi shak?K: Ya i do kiss my clothes , see like this mwaah (she kisses d undergarment she selected)D: What the hell was that?K:Mera pyaar!D: Not here at all.. khushi izzat ka sawal he.. yaha nahi ghar pe jitna kiss chahiye uthna kar dunga yaha nhiK:Ye jo kapde bante hai na darsh pata nahi kitni mehnat se banate hai log unki kya situation hogi not only these har wo cheez jo hum use karte hai agar car lo toh log use sambhalke use karte par ye..D: Tum bilkul bhi nahi badli khushi

Episode 12 (After shopping they reach home)Maa:Aagaye tum donoD:Maa wo actually main kuch bhool gaya abhi aata hu.. tum tayar ho jao khushiK:Are par..Maa:Ise kya hua ?K:Pata nahi maa , car bhi bohot jaldi me chala raha tha..(Darshan calls someone)D: Wo yahi hai yaar , i saw her.. its was her..!! I am damn sure (pause) Nahi i am serious .. main dekhta hu tuje address sms kar dunga abhi nikal.(At the shop where they had been earlier)D: Wo aapki manager kaha hai..Girl: Ohh sir , yes there she is!(At home)K:Ise kya ho jata hai .. (she opens darshan's cupboard n a packet falls) Ahh ab ye kya.. (she opens it) Ye.. ise toh..nai darshan k paas iske photos kaise.. ahh main bhi na.. koi hogi..(At shop)D:Tum yaha kya kar rahi ho?Manager: (turns) Sorry?D: Who re you? Manager kaha heManager:Sir i am the manager here.D:No!! Shit (he leaves)(Drshan gets a call)D:U reached.. man she s not here wo itne der yaha thi i swear..Caller:Tu waha ruk main pohoch hi raha hu(It was chinmay who he had called)C:Kaha thi wo?D:Wo yahi thi .. i am sure . She is following me even here..C:Tu soch raha hai darshan.. khushi k sàth hona chahiye tujhe D:No i need to find her.. tujhe pata hai na..C:Haan ab tu itna mat soch just concentrate on khushi she needs uD:Usse chupana toh nahi chahta par no other option(he was sweating n tensed)C:Tu ja abhi main dekhta hu..D:Wo dekh she s there ..C:Drsh ruk yaar nahi hai koi waha .. (he stops him)tu abhi ghar jaa raha he abhi.. just go!(He makes him sit in the car n he leaves)C:Shit yaar firse nahi..

Episode 13(Darshan was thinking about what he ll tell khushi , he then saw a mobile shop he thought of buying a phone for her as she dint have one , he bought her sony Z5 white as she loved sony series more than others)D's povBatana chahta hu khushi sab kuch tumhe lekin abhi sahi waqt nahi hein.. Kisika pyaar jhoota nahi hota mera bhi nahi hai.. lekin jiska pyaar nafrat me badalkar aise revenge par utar aata hai main unka kya kar sakta hu.. dar toh muje iss baat ka hai ki kahi wo tumhe kuch kar na de. Maine kabhi nahi socha tha wo mumbai se yaha bhi aajayegi.. kisika pyaar hume kitna taklif de sakta hai ye abhi samajta hu.. Aur tab jab wo insaan samaj hi nahi pata ki samne wale ki bhi zindagi hai haq use bhi hai kuch chunne ka .. Tumse main ab jhoot bolunga aur wo muje acha nahi lagega lekin kya koi aur raasta hai.. (He wanted to dive so took a long route to his house)(The girl he saw reached his house)Maa: Ji?Girl:Hello aunty.. aaj mauka mil hi gaya aapse milneka..Maa:Kaun ho tum beta?Girl:Acha !! Darshan ne mere bareme nahi bataya aapko.. main mumbai se hu aunty mera naam Aaliya Kashyap. Darshan aur main itne ache dost he strange ki usne zikr nahi kiya mere bareme aunty.Maa:Are koi baat nahi beta wo bhi abhi shaadi ka mohol tha.. andar aajaoAliya:Main toh aa nahi paayi aunty .. nahi waise main abhi zara jaldi me hu.. bas darshan aur uski wife se milne aai thi..Maa:Darshan abhi bahar gaya.. aata hi hoga.. khushi beta..(Aaliya sits on the sofa n khushi comes out in a light pink net saare , she looked beautiful wth silver jhumkas , light pink bindi , kumkum on her hair partition , fish tail hairstyle n her wedding chain, khushi said hello n came closer to her n Aaliya hugged her n khushi's wedding chain fell near Aaliya's leg)A:Ohh.. (I wish ye mere gale me hota n main hoti yaha) {she picks it up n gives it to khushi} (haq to ispar mera hai.. lekin koi baat nahi abhi rakhlo kuch pal ki khushiya jilo }K:Thankyou ..A: Happy married life , waise aunty she s pretty but why these scars.. treatment karao inka..(khushi felt bad)K: Ye scars hi muje special banati hai.. (Aaliya makes faces)

Episode 14A: scars daag hote hai.. use jald hi mita do toh behtar hota warna har pal yaad dilati hai atit k wo pal..K:Ab itne ache parivar me khushiyon se chootkara mile toh yaad karu na ki scars he.. hain na maa.. aur waise bhi chupata wo hai jo seh nahi sakta ya unke dil me khot ho.Maa:Are meri bachi, koi nai.. acha tum dono baat karo main kuch banati huA:Nahi aunty , muje abhi jana hi padega kaam he fir aaungi zarur..Ye tumhare liye khushi fir aaungi ab jana hi padega muje(she says n doesnt listen to them n leaves)Maa:Are.. aise kaise chali gayi..K:Koi baat nahi maa jaldi me hogi.. main ye andar rakhkar aati hu(she turns) ye toh wahi hai jo photo me thi.. ise toh uss shop me bhi dekha jaise lagg raha hai. (She opens the gift) Black saree? Kaisi ladki hai.. shaadi hui hai n black plain saree koi deta hai kya? Isse behtar tha kuch na deti..(There was a card) ["Ye rang muje bohot pasand he kyunki iss rang ka koi tod nahi" ] Acha .. par atleast choice itni bekar toh nahi lagg rahi thi uski.. khud toh itni modern hoke aai thi.(Darshan enters)D:Tayar hogai tum..(hugs her from behind)K:Ahh darsh (d box falls)D:Black saree??K:Mujse kya puch rahe ho.. apne dost se hi puch lete.. Aaliya naam tha uska abhi thodi der pehle aai..D:What?? Kaun Aaliya?K:Tumhari dost bombay se..D:Meri koi dost nahi hai jiska naam Aaliya heK:Darsh agar tumhe yakeen nahi toh maa se puchlo..D:Okay frgt.. what matters s what i ve got fr u ! Here. (He gives her)K:Omg tum ye lene gaye the? Darsh? Phone ki D:Zarurat he.. u need it.. now its a new life dnt let anything affect u.. n "US" okay?K:Waise darsh jo Aliya ko tum nahi jante uska photo kyu rakha hai tumne?D:What?K:Ye pics(she removes them from the cupboard)D:Ye.. ye Aaliya.. ya Aaliya.. uski thodisi help kardi thi maine recommend kiya tha use ak album k liye n uske pucs reh gaye mere paas .. dena bhul gaya tha..K:Jus puch darsh.. chalo ab wo sab janedo tum fresh hojao jaldi ok..D:Ha.. (khushi leaves) Aaliya.. fir jhut.. kya karu main iss ladki ka.. bas mil jaye ye ak baar kabhi maaf nahi karunga ise!! Damn! (He throws d pics in anger)

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