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NOT FANFICTION

this one was from fourth grade and me and my friend joey wrote it and we all recorded it as a podcast T-T

we only got like three episodes tho and we lost the clips video

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 Spinoff of Six Minutes Podcast

Badda Bing Badda Boom Badda Bam PODCAST

SCRIPT

On Sophia's Clips

Rules

For other characters I will either find someone else in the class or I will choose the person that is not in the scene much.

Do not be offended if you do not speak much or your character does something bad because it is just your voice and not your actions.

I will write the script and you may edit but do it in a different color and I will change it to black if I like and will delete it if it doesn't fit with what we're imagining. Don't be offended if I delete your suggestions.

I am the producer and the editor because I came up with the idea and I write it and make the clips and it is on my clips

Cast members

Sophia as Haley Barlowe

Grace as Kayla Barlowe

Johanna (Joey) as Brook Barlowe

Madison (Maddie) as Jessica Barlowe AKA Mom

And others

Brook = 6

Played By Johanna (Joey)

Kayla = 10

Played By Grace

Haley = 12

Played By Sophia

Mom = 46

Played By Madison (Maddie)

Here is a short paragraph describing each of them

Brook

Portrayed By Johanna 

Brook is an intelligent 6 year old who is in first grade and has a big personality. She has brown hair that is always worn in pigtails. She can be very bossy at times and she can be VERY snarky. Her best friend is a dragon named Daphne. She despises her sister and always finds her way out of trouble and blames it on Kayla. She has big blue eyes like her mom.

Kayla

Portrayed By Grace 

Kayla is 10 years old and is kind of obsessed with her phone. She also has brown hair but it is always worn in two thick braids. She is in 4th grade and has big blue eyes like her mother. She likes to annoy Brook and she knows exactly what Brook finds annoying.

Haley

Portrayed By Sophia

Haley is 12 years old and is in 6th grade. She has brown eyes and slick black hair that is either worn in a ponytail or down. Haley tries to find out more about her past. She also tries to keep Kayla and Brook from tearing each other apart. She is very smart.

Mom

Portrayed By Madison

Mom is very stubborn and is not easily tricked. She has big blue eyes like her daughters. Her husband died two years ago from cancer. She is willing to adopt as you see in the first episode. She has thick brown hair always worn in a ponytail. She is a stay at home mom due to the fact that there is no one else to watch the kids if they are sick or school is canceled.

Episode one script (words = 722)

Episode title: Badda Bing Badda Boom Badda Bam Badda Beginning

Haley (Sophia) Help! Help!

Brook (Johanna) Mom, what is that noise?

Kayla (Grace) Yeah it sounds like it's coming from the river.

Mom (Madison) Oh my goodness! There is a girl in the water! Driver! Stop the boat! There is a girl in the water!

Brook (Johanna) Is it a mermaid?

Kayla ( Grace) It's not a mermaid you dummy.

Mom (Madison) Don't call your sister a dummy Kayla! That's rude!

Haley (Sophia) Help! (Sputters) Help!

Mom (Madison) Turn around! I am taking her to the hospital

At the hospital

Brook (Johanna) Mom! She is awake! Hi, are you a mermaid?

Mom (Madison) Brook, go wait with your sister in the hallway.

Brook (Johanna) But why?!

Mom (Madison) Go.

Haley (Sophia) Who are you? Are you my mom? Why can't I remember anything?

Mom (Madison) Yes I am. You fell off the boat.

Outside the hospital room in the hallway

Brook (Johanna) Why are you putting your ear on the door? You look stupid. (Giggles evilly)

Kayla (Grace) Hey! I'm not allowed to call you dummy and you can say I look stupid?

Brook (Johanna) Hey, I played my cards right and I didn't let Mom find out unlike some somebody. And you still didn't answer my question! Why are you putting your ear on the door?

Kayla (Grace) So I can hear what they are saying dummy! Ha-ha I can say it because Mom is gone!

Mom from inside the door (Madison) I can hear you and you are grounded for a week!

Brook (Johanna) Told 'ya!

Mom, Kayla, and Brook in the hallway

Mom (Madison) Okay listen, I maybe kind of told Haley that I am her Mom.

Brook (Johanna) Umm... who da heck is Haley?

Kayla (Grace) She! She said Da heck like- I don't know- a rotten banana! She should be in trouble!

Mom(Madison) Kayla! She is just a kindergartener! You are so mean, rude, and disrespectful! A rotten banana, really? Anyway, let's get back to the point. What was your question?

Kayla (Grace) Why? It's already hard enough with Dad gone for you to take care of us!

Mom (Madison) I know sweetie but she can't remember anything and asked me if I was her Mom and I panicked because she probably would freak out if I told her that she didn't have parents and she was in the middle of nowhere when we found her.

Brook (Johanna) So I have a mermaid sister! Cool! I can't wait to brag to all my friends about this- they'll be sooooooo jealous! Thanks, Mom!

Mom (Madison)Well, you can't tell them you have a mermaid sister.

Brook (Johanna) Oh fine. (Sighs)

Mom (Madison)But you can tell them that you have a cool older sister who was homeschooled and she is finally coming to the all-grade-school, too!

Brook (Johanna) Well, I guess I can work with that.

Mom (Madison) See, now that's the spirit!

One year later

Mom (Madison) Hurry up kids! It's the first day of school!

Haley (Sophia) I'm coming Mom!

Brook (Johanna) Why do I have to go to first grade? I'm too cool for the first grade.

Mom (Madison) I'm so sorry you're feeling a little sad, but Haley gets to go with you this year! She decided she wanted to be with you guys this year.

Haley (Sophia) What if kids don't like me because I'm "new"?

Mom (Madison) Sweetie, kids will like you because you are a sweet and amazing little girl. Plus, they'll all want to be with you because they will know that you are just as amazing as Brook.

Kayla (Grace) Wait-what? Not me?

Haley (Sophia) You two go to the bus. I just need a few last minute preparations. I'll meet you in a minute.

Brook (Johanna) I'm fine missing the bus.

Kayla (Grace) And I'm fine with you missing the bus.

Once the two have left and are waiting for the bus

Haley (Sophia) Can you answer my question now that they're gone?

Mom (Madison) What question, honey? Is it about school?

Haley (Sophia) No but-

Mom (Madison) You can ask me later, then. But the bus is pulling up, see it? Have fun!

HONK

Brook and Kayla from outside, screaming: (Johanna and Grace) Bye Mom!

Mom (Madison) Bye kids! Have (evil voice for no reason) Fun.........

SCENE

Episode 2 Script (words = 943)

Episode title: The first day of school

Principal (Sophia) (Deep voice\Boy voice) Good morning North Elementary! Welcome to our 7th annual first day of school! Celebrating their birthdays today are Mya Jenson, Olivia Swindle and Jake West! Please come down immediately after the announcements to get your birthday buddy photos taken! Lunch items for today are cheeseburger, steamed broccoli, steamed corn and fresh fruit- and I almost forgot that we are doing a food drive this week. Let Allison Caddel give a speech about this. BTW she is in second grade so be VERY respectful!

Allison and Kamrynn (Johanna and Grace) Did you know that some people don't have food? They are hungry and don't know if they are going to have dinner when they come home from school. So we have decided to do a food drive and give these people some food so that they don't have to be hungry! How do you help? Some people can't bring the food to the food drive so you can bring some food like canned beans and Mac-and-cheese to the office and we will bring the food to the food drive. Thank you for listening and I hope a lot of you will bring food here so they don't have to be hangry anymore! I mean- hungry anymore! (Giggles)

Principal (Sophia) Thank you girls! I forgot to mention that Kamrynn Tipper was also reading. (Mumbles to the girls) I know you said hangry on purpose and you will have detention after school! (In normal voice) Will you please stand and say The Pledge of Allegiance with me, I pledge allegiance.

In Haley's classroom

Teacher (Grace) Good Morning class! Welcome to the first day of 6th grade! My name is Miss Taylor and I will be your teacher this year! We are going to go around and say our names! Let's start with you, the girl with the black hair in a ponytail wearing a purple shirt.

Haley (Sophia) Me?

Miss Taylor (Grace) Yes, you.

Haley (Sophia) Okay... Ummm my name is Haley.

Miss Taylor (Grace) What school did you go to before us? I haven't seen you before- it's not a bad thing, it's always good to see some new faces.

Haley (Sophia) Well, I've been homeschooled my whole life.

Miss Taylor (Grace) Interesting...- That's not bad either, always good to see some new personalities.

In Brook's classroom

Mr Hendrick (Madison) (Deep voice\Boy voice) Good morning class! My name is Mr Hendrick and I will be your first grade teacher! I already see some familiar faces here! Like Brook, I remember your sister, Kayla! She was such a sweetheart, and I hope you're the same. I know you will be.

Brook mumbles (Johanna) Sure.. Sure... (Says out loud) Yes I am so nice and sweet and I wouldn't harm a fly.

Mr Hendrick (Madison)Oh yes I am sure you will be. Now why don't we go around and start with names! This is going to be an amazing year!

In Kayla's classroom

Miss Venderline (Sophia)(Say it in a dull voice) Good morning students. Welcome to 4th grade. My name is Miss Venderline and I will be your teacher this year. Let's go around and say names. You. The girl with the video game shirt and brown hair in braids.

Kayla (Grace) Me?

Miss Venderline (Sophia) Yes you! Who else has a video game shirt and brown hair in braids? Now hurry up so we can get to read to self so I can have some alone time. (Mumbles) Stupid job.

Kayla (Grace) My name is Kayla Barlowe and I am 10 years old.

Miss Venderline (Sophia) My notes say I have to ask about your family so... yeah.

Kayla (Grace) I have a mom, I have a younger sister named Brook and an older sister named Haley.

Milly (Madison) ( In a snotty voice) Since when did you have an older sister?

Kayla (Grace) I have always had an older sister but she is very private and has been homeschooled forever but this year she is going here!

Miss Venderline (Sophia) I only asked about your family so enough chit chat. Next!

In Brook's classroom during math

Mr Hendrick (Madison) Lets count! We will count to one hundred and go around the circle. Let's start with Nora!

Nora (Madison) One!

Jordan (Grace) Two!

Karen (Sophia) Seventy Nine!

Brook (Johanna) Ha Ha! It is three you dummy! You are as stupid as a two year old!

Karen (Sophia) But.. But...(Bursts into tears) WHAAAAAAA

Mr Hendrick (Madison) Brook! I thought you were going to be nice like your sister but NO! I get a rambunctious little brat! Principal's office!

Brook (Johanna) But I didn't do it! Nora did! Nora! How could you!

Mr Hendrick (Madison) Brook. Office. NOW! And I am calling your mother.

Brook mumbles (Johanna) Dang it. Cards weren't played right this time.

At home

Mom on the phone (Madison) WHAT?! Brook said that!?

Mumbling on the other side of the phone (All)

Mom (Madison) Oh she is going to get grounded for three weeks! Kayla will have a cell buddy for a week.

Mumbling on the other side of the phone (All)

Mom (Madison) Okay, thanks Mr. Hendrick.

*hangs up*

Mom (Madison) Oh Brook is so going down.

On the Playground

Kennedy (Grace) So!

Haley (Sophia) AHH! My goodness why did you sneak up on me like that!

Kennedy (Grace) Why have you been homeschooled and are just coming here now? Why do you have that weird mark on your forehead? Why did your younger "sister" Brook tell me that you were a mermaid and now you are her sister? Her cool "new" sister? Hmm!

SCENE!

Episode Three Script (Words = 607)

Episode Title: The Secreting

Haley (Sophia) What do you mean? She probably said that she..likes mermaids and I'm new to...the ways of the mermaids?

Kennedy (Grace) Yeah sure! Oh (Speaks louder purposely to make sure everyone can hear) so you're new to the ways of the mermaids? Well you should know all about them 'cause they are stupid and so are you. Right, everyone?

SILENCE

Kennedy (Grace) I said, RIGHT EVERYONE!

Other kids (All) Right?

Kennedy (Grace)What's my name?

Stephen (Madison) Kennedy! DUH!

Kennedy (Grace) Oh, you want to play that game? Well two can play that game. DUH! (In a whiney voice) Miss Porter! (me realizing that's Kai's last name) Stephen called me stupid.

Stephen (Madison) But..

Kennedy says quietly enough so the teacher couldn't hear (Grace) Save it buddy. You got no chance with this face!

Miss Porter (Sophia) (In a bored voice) Stephen, don't do that.

Kennedy (Grace) Miss Porter! He just said that you were stupid too!

Miss Porter (Sophia) Young man! Office NOW!

Kennedy mumbles (Grace) Told ya. I am Kennedy THE GREAT!

In the Office

DOOR OPENS

Brook (Johanna)What did you do mate?

Stephen (Madison) Nothing.

Brook (Johanna) Then why are you here?

Stephen (Madison) 'Cause Kennedy said that you said that Haley, your sister was a mermaid and your "New" sister and she said that mermaids were stupid and so was Haley and then Kennedy said "Right everyone" and no one answered so then she yelled and that got us talking and then she asked us what her name was and I said "Kennedy! DUH!" and then she was all like"two can play that game" and she told Miss Porter that I called Kennedy stupid and I said I didn't and she obviously did not care and then Kennedy said that I called Miss Porter stupid and she was like"Office NOW!" So yeah.Why are you in?

Brook (Johanna) We were counting to one hundred around the circle and Karen said seventy nine instead of three so I said "Ha Ha! It is three you dummy! You are as stupid as a two year old." and she burst into tears and he was like "Office NOW!"

Principal (Sophia) Why hello you two? Are you in for the same reason or different reasons?

Brook and Stephen (Johanna and Madison) DIFFERENT

Principal (Sophia) Now sit here and think about what you have done while I finish my Sudoku game.

Brook whispers (Johanna) Ha! Sudoku!

Principal (Sophia) I hear you, now be quiet or I call parents and tell them (In a mocking voice) "No more TV privileges "

On The Playground

Kennedy (Grace) So, now that Mr Obvious is gone, back to my questions. Answer them MERMAID!

Haley (Sophia) Well.. umm.. so what was your first question again?

Kennedy (Grace) Okay mermaid, my first question is 'Why have you been homeschooled all this time and are just coming here now?' So get to answering! Spill MERMAID!

Haley (Sophia) First of all, quit calling me mermaid and second of all, I'm not going to just tell you why.

MONEY RUSTLES

Haley (Sophia) And you are not going to bribe me either.

Kennedy (Grace) (In a mimicking voice) First of all (Normal voice) I'm still calling you mermaid and (In a mimicking voice) second of all (Normal voice) I will get the answers out of you even if it's the last thing I do!

Haley (Sophia) Well I hope it is the last thing you do! Badda Bing, Badda boom, Badda Bam!

Kennedy (Grace) (quivering voice) Why are you glowing?!

Haley (Sophia) What do you mean 'Why are you glowing?' I'm not.. GLOWING!?

SCENE

Episode four Script (Words = 635)

Episode Title: Trying to understand trouble

Principal (Sophia) So for different reasons. Okay, let's start with you, Brook. I just wanted to note I did not expect to see you here because you are in trouble. You are such a kind, amazing, sweet girl. I hope whatever happened does not happen again. Okay, now you can tell your story.

Brook (Johanna) Well... *mutters* * it's not too late to play your cards right* (in a sweet voice) Well actually I'm not in trouble! My teacher thought that I was the one who said- well- actually, I'll just tell you the story first. So we were counting to one hundred and we started with Nora. She said one. Then we went over to Jordan, and she was also right and said two. Then it was Karen's turn and she said seventy nine. Somebody, who none of us know yet, said Ha Ha! It is three you dummy! You are as stupid as a two year old! The teacher was mistaken and thought it was me, though it wasn't. It was probably the person next to me.

Principal (Sophia) I'm sure he wouldn't have sent you here unless he was 100% sure. I'm sure he's sure, but are you sure you're absolutely right?

Brook (Johanna) *struggles a bit, gulps* Yes, I am 100% percent sure. I am, I am, I am, I am.

Principal (Sophia) Okay I will take that into consideration. Let me call your teacher. You there, think about how to put your story into good words so you won't get in life changing trouble by your parents, knowing them.

Principal (Sophia) Hello. This is the principal, and I have one of your students here.

Mr Hendrick (Madison) Yes that would be right. I suppose you know the reason why she's there?

Principal (Sophia) Yes, that's the thing. She says she's in here for saying haha it is three you dummy you- *off the phone* What did you say it was, Brook?

Brook(Johanna) (still in an uneasy voice) You are as stupid as a two year old.

Principal (Sophia) *back on the phone* Yes, that's right. Somebody said haha it's three you dummy you're as stupid as a two year old. Somebody burst out crying, the person that was told that, and you sent her to me. Now she tells me it wasn't her, you just thought it was her though it was probably just the person next to her.

Mr Hendrick (Madison) *starting to growl* BROOK!!! You-you- you- I do not know what to do with you! Please tell her that she is very disrespectful and rude, and you can not get out of this with lying!

Principal (Sophia) That is enough, Mr Hendrick! You are so very right, she should not be lying, but you do not get the right to call her a liar if she does so or you will lose your job! Listen, I will call her parents and tell her the story of her bullying, lying, and attempt to break out of the trouble she is going to be in. I will also tell her as well that- what's that?

Brook (Johanna) What? What's what? Now this is starting to get exciting!

Principal (Sophia) I will admit it is a little exciting after this disappointing time but I do not want you to talk.

Stephen (Madison) Where is the popcorn to go with this movie! This is so exciting!

Brook (Johanna)Shut up you dummy!

Principal (Sophia) Miss Barlowe! It was you!

BABANG

Brook (Johanna) What was that? (Gets up)

Principal (Madison) Miss, sit down now!

Brook (Johanna) I'm just checking! Chillax!

Principal (Sophia) NO BROOK! YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME! I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU!

Brook (Johanna) Haley! What are you doing in there and why are you.... GLOWING?!

SCENE

Episode five script (Words = 411)

Episode Title: The glow on Miss Barlowe

In Kayla's classroom

Teacher (Sophia) Miss Barlowe?

Kayla (Grace) Yes Miss Venderline?

Miss Venderline (Sophia) Mr Hendrick just called me and asked if you could go down to the office and handle your sisters.

Kayla (Grace) Oh boy, this has got to be good.

In the office/Nurse's office

DOOR BANGS OPEN

Kayla (Grace) Brooklyn Serena Barlowe! What the heck are you doing in the office?

Brook (Johanna) First of all, don't call me by my full name, Kayla Louise Barlowe! And second, (In a sweet voice) I didn't do anything wrong. You already did it for me!

Principal (Sophia) I already said that was enough! Your teacher called your parents, now I'm calling them!

Brook (Johanna) Bet she won't care.

Principal (Sophia) Oh she will. *on the phone* Hello, this is the principal.

Mom (Madison) Hello? Do I have another child that has disobeyed the teacher?

Principal (Sophia) If you're talking about Brook, she has not only disobeyed her teacher but me, too. She wouldn't sit down when I told her to. She was lying that she didn't say that somebody was a dummy and as stupid as a two year old! She said it was probably the person next to her. Bullying, lying, and rudeness.

Mom (Madison) Is that it? This can't get any worse.

Principal (Sophia) You're right. Your child is very disobedient.............

Everybody (everybody) MUTTER

Kayla (Grace) Miss Venderline told me to come handle my sisters. So where is Haley?

Brook (Johanna) In the nurse's office. Brace yourself.

Kayla (Grace) It can't be that.... (In a weak voice) bad. What the heck happened?!

Haley (Sophia) Um well, Nurse Goldberg? Can I have some privacy while I tell them something?

Nurse Goldberg (Johanna) Okay sweetheart. (Mumbles) Noted.

Haley (Sophia) So I was outside and I was talking back to Kennedy and I said Badda Bing Badda Boom Badda Bam...

Kayla (Grace) You are glowing brighter!

Haley (Sophia) Yeah so whenever I say.. that.. I glow!

Brook (Johanna) How do you stop it then?

Haley (Sophia) Well... that I don't know 'cause I haven't stopped glowing yet. I told Nurse Goldberg that I put on too much foundation.

Kayla (Grace) What is Mom going to say about all this?

Brook (Johanna) Well I'm in trouble big time so that will take care of her for a while but try not to say that phrase unless it's just us three.

Mom (Madison) Take care of me for a while?

SCENE

Episode six script (words = 626)

Episode Title: Mama Bear comes out of hibernation

Mom (Madison) Okay. I understand that I only have a bit to work with here. But I'm going to have to make it work. I don't want any lies here. Everybody here is my daughter and I am their mother so nobody should even think about lying to me.

Haley (Sophia) We won't.

Kayla (Grace) Don't worry.

Brook (Johanna) You're right. We won't ever lie to you 'cause you are-

Mom (Madison) 'Cause I am Mama Bear and no one messes with Mama Bear.

In Kayla and Brook's bedroom

Brook (Johanna) So this is what the life of the messed up people is like.

Kayla (Grace) I can't be as messed up as you are. You have three weeks. I have one.

Brook (Johanna) So? You have been grounded more than me!

DOOR OPENS

Kayla (Grace) Oh hey Haley. What's up?

Haley (Sophia) Just wondering how you guys are holding up?

Kayla (Grace) Fine, "Mama Bear" took away our electronics though. My friends probably think I'm dead. And obviously a problem is that I have to be around Brook all day.

Haley (Sophia) Oh come on, you have lived together for six years.

Brook (Johanna) And she tried to throw me in the turkey when we went to the Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York.

Kayla (Grace) But when we went to the zoo she asked to sell me to the monkey cage!

Mom (Madison) The past is the past. But anyway-

Brook (Johanna) You scared me!

Haley (Sophia) Me too!

Kayla (Grace) I think you scared all of us.

Brook (Johanna) Yeah no duh, we all just said she scared us. If you're trying to be smart you're not and you never will be.

Kayla (Grace) I'm in the fourth grade and you're only in the first. Do you know about dialogue?

Brook (Johanna) *whispers just loud enough to hear *Here it comes...

Kayla (Grace) Nope not falling for this one.

Haley (Sophia) Guys, guys, chill out! Please!

Brook (Johanna) Okay, fine!

Haley (Sophia) Kayla?

Kayla (Grace) Ok fine. I agree.

Brook (Johanna) Remind me please why you came here again?

Haley (Sophia) Oh, right! I was going to ask you how to wipe my foundation?

Brook (Johanna) Your shine?

Haley (Sophia) Yes. Right, my sparkle.

Kayla (Grace) You both are dummies. It's not sparkle. It's not shine; it's a glow,

Brook (Johanna) *really bored voice* Here we go again.

Haley (Sophia) Didn't we just promise no more fights? Whether it is sparkle, shine or-

Kayla (Grace) *Cut off Sophia at the end of her sentence* glow!!!

Haley (Sophia) I was just getting to that. Or glow, we need to get rid of it.

Brook (Johanna) We need to be smart and play our cards right. If saying Badda Bing Badda Boom Badda Bam makes you glow, then what if you say the opposite?

Haley (Sophia) Hmmm. Let's think and-

Kayla (Grace) Or we can be dummies all over again. Hooray! Hooray! Now we can have a sparkle shine glitter glow party! You can be stuck like this for the rest of your life! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

Haley (Sophia) Okay actually stop though, stop!

Brook (Johanna) Well... what about trying to find the opposite of each of the words and then you can say them!

Mom (Madison) Okay. Let me answer that question for you. Try Smogga shrub Smogga curse Smogga Uphold.

Haley (Sophia) Oh my-

Kayla (Grace) Did you hear the part where I called Brook and Haley dummies?

Mom (Madison) Indeed I did. I was here the whole time.

Brook (Johanna) *In questionable voice* Hug it out?

Mom (Madison) We made a promise, and now you have broken it.

Brook (Johanna) Heh-heh-heh ummmm we were just...

Mom (Madison) Joking? No you weren't.

SCENE

Episode seven script (Words = 548)

Episode name: Pity me please!

Mom (Madison) So...

Brook (Johanna) It's coming- except with mom instead of Kayla.

Mom (Madison) Be quiet! All three of you lied to me. You are showing disrespect when I see that my own kids are lying straight to my face!

Brook (Johanna) Okay, geez.

Mom (Madison) Uhmmm......

Haley (Sophia) Are you going to a ummm

Kayla (Grace) Speech?

Mom (Madison) Yep. Prepare yourself. One day I hope you have children, each and every one of you. Sometimes it might hurt, but in the end that's what makes you proud- that you pushed through and persevered and now you and your children are living together happily ever after. But now one of my children fell off our boat and almost died.

Brook (Johanna) Is she ever going to learn? Maybe if we check moms not watching us, me and Kayla can tell her.

Mom (Madison continuing) We almost lost Haley and that was devastating. Now ever since then lots of weird things have been happening. Anyone want an example?

Kayla (Grace) I don't.

Haley (Sophia) If I'm being honest, I don't either. No offense.

Brook (Johanna) Of course! Who wouldn't want one of mom's cheesy, cringy, boring, hearty sad stories that keeps us up on our toes for eternity.

Kayla (Grace) Not me, that's for sure.

Brook (Johanna) (Whispers) Oh shut up.

Mom (Madison) Why don't you try it?

Haley (Sophia) Okay, Smogga shrub Smogga curse Smogga Uphold. Wow it actually worked! Wait a minute, how did you know that that was gonna work?!

Mom (Madison) So it's not foundation?

Haley (Sophia) Hey I asked you first!

Mom (Madison) And?

Brook (Johanna) Haley? The truth is that you didn't fall off the boat. We went on a boating trip and we saw you in the water.

Haley (Sophia) WHAT! Mom?! You lied to me? I know that we lied to you but that is garbage! I thought you were my family! You were so nice....but now I know that you aren't anything you said you were!

DOOR SLAMS

Mom (Madison)BROOKLYN SERENA BARLOWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!

Brook (Johanna) Hey, you said to tell the truth!

Mom (Madison) *SIGH* You must be the stupidest person on the face of THE EARTH! I meant for you guys to not LIE TO ME! YOU ARE GROUNDED 'TILL COLLEGE! If you even get in!

DOOR SLAMS

Brook starts crying

Kayla (Grace) It's okay Brook, please don't cry, you did the right thing by telling Haley. The thing about Mom is that she doesn't let go easily.

Brook (Johanna) (Whimpering) I know it's just, I was trying to be helpful, and Haley was under a lot of pressure with everything and Mom... (starts crying again)

DOOR OPENS

Haley (Sophia) That was so sweet of you Brook, GROUP HUG!

Brook (Johanna) So you're not mad?

Haley (Sophia) Oh I'm mad alright! At Mom!

Stephen from outside the window (Madison) I brought the popcorn!

Haley (Sophia) (Worriedly) How did he know that we lived here and how long has he been here?

Kennedy (Grace) Oh shut up, great, you blew our cover.

Kayla (Grace) Uh oh. Who spilled the beans?

Stephen (Madison) We don't have beans silly, I already told you, we have popcorn! What is your name? Stephen likey!

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Episode Eight (words = 1015)

Episode Title: Who spilled the beans?

WINDOW OPENS

Haley (Sophia) Kennedy! Stephen! Wait a minute, I thought you didn't like Stephen, Kennedy?

Kennedy (Grace) I don't, he was the only one that volunteered though. Very unfortunately, and I still regret doing it to be honest.

Stephen (Madison) Hey! And honestly if I were asking Siri she would say "well that's not very nice." It's always so fun when I say that. And that is why I am usually telling her "you are stupid."

Brook (Johanna) Hey, you were the weirdo with me in the office!

Kayla (Grace)I'm single, but right now I don't want to be. Eww.

Stephen (Madison) Dang it, is the little one available?

Brook (Johanna) No way!

Stephen (Madison) Haley?

Haley(Sophia) Dude you're gonna die alone.

Haley (Sophia) Let's get back to the main idea, why are you snooping around in our backyard?

Stephen (Madison) She said that if someone volunteered they would get free popcorn, so I volunteered and it was great before we got here and Kennedy said that we were snooping on you. Then it got boring.

Brook (Johanna) How?... Why?... I'm not even going to ask. I DON'T want to know.

Kayla (Grace) I'll ask! What the heck happened to your BRAIN? Oh wait. He doesn't have one! 'Snap'...... That's your cue Brook.

Brook (Johanna) Oh right.. YOU'RE AS STUPID AS A TWO YEAR OLD! You could choose anyone in the world to help snoop on us and you chose her. Unbelievable!

Stephen (Madison) AWKWARD! You didn't hear me right. She was giving out free popcorn. FREE! That's the only reason I did it. DUH! I say you are the one that is as stupid as a two year old! What do ya think about that? Huh?!

Brook (Johanna) Let's go!

WINDOW CLOSES

DOOR SLAMS

Stephe n(Madison) Welp! I got my popcorn, you got your snoopin', all is well. See ya, see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!

Kennedy (Grace) Stephen! We aren't done yet. We are going. Come on!

Stephen yells (Madison) CUTE GIRLS?! PLEASE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!

The next day at school in Brook's classroom

DOOR OPENS

Mr Hendrick (Madison) Why hello Brook.

Brook(Johanna) Sup Mr Hendrick.

Mr Hendrick (Madison) Care to say anything about yesterday?

Brook (Johanna) Hmm... No.

Mr Hendrick (Madison) WHAT! Excuse me?! Let me rephrase, care to say anything about yesterday?

Brook (Johanna) Let me rephrase what I said, NO.

Mr Hendrick (Madison) Do you want to stay in the office all day?

Brook (Johanna) IDC.

Mr Hendrick (Madison) I know that IDK means I Don't Know but, and I'm nervous to ask but, what does IDC mean?I know it is not an actual saying 'cause I'm not that old!

Brook (Johanna)It's not I don't know but, it's I don't care.

Mr Hendrick (Madison)So you would spend the day in the office?

Brook (Johanna) Yeah, it's better than this joint.

Mr Hendrick (Madison) I'm not sending you to the office 'cause I know you are just trying to get out of work. You get to spend all day in this classroom learning. CHUCKLES (Mutters under his breath) Brook 0 Mr Hendrick 1!

Brook (Johanna) You do know I can hear you right? And BTW the score should be Mr Hendrick 0 Brook 1 'cause now you have to deal with me all day. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In Haley's classroom

Miss Taylor (Grace) Okay children, settle down. We are going to do a review on the box method and I'm going to pair you up into groups of two. Stephen and Mason, Isa and Mackenzie, Kennedy and Haley...

Kennedy (Grace) Oh great I'm with mermaid, I've seen enough of you already.

Haley (Sophia) You have followed me around non-stop!

Kennedy (Grace) Let's just do the problems. Okay first one, just repeat after me. Badda Bing x Badda Boom = Badda Bam.

Haley (Sophia) Badda Bing Badda Boom Badda Ba....d. You really thought I would say that? I know what you're doing! You're not going to get that out of me that easily! Badda Bing Badda Boom Badda Bam! Dang it! The catchphrase is too catchy! Um, Miss Taylor? I put on too much foundation again!

Miss Taylor (Grace) Okay you can go to the nurse's office! Hurry back!

In the Nurse's Office

Nurse Goldburg (Johanna) Why are you glowing? Oh. Again...

Haley (Sophia)And foundation. Again...

Nurse Goldburg (Johanna) You sure? I think you would've noticed if you put on that much.

Haley (Sophia) I was doing it in the dark and didn't notice, but here's some good news. If you let me go over to the bathroom I can wipe it off.

Nurse Goldburg (Johanna) Oh okay that's fine.

Haley (Sophia) (Mumbles)All I have to do is act like I don't know where the wipes are and remember the words.

Nurse Goldburg (Johanna) How long are you guessing it will take you?

Haley (Sophia) Only a little bit. Also, do you know where the wipes are?

Nurse Goldbur g(Johanna) Oh right over here.

Haley (Sophia) Hmm? Where?

Nurse Goldburg (Johanna) Oh right over here. Come on, I'll show you.

Haley (Sophia) Okay great. This probably will only take three or so minutes.

Nurse Goldburg (Johanna) Oh... and before I leave...

Haley (Sophia) Yes? Umm- is everything okay with Brook and Kayla?

Nurse Goldburg (Johanna) Who? Oh yeah, Brook and Kayla. Yes, everything is fine with them. Just can I watch you wipe your makeup?

Haley (Sophia) Do you really think that will be necessary?

Nurse Goldburg (Johanna) Well not exactly. But the thing is it will help me out a lot. I have a daughter at home who is not in school just yet who loves to put on tons of my niece's makeup, who is seven years old. She puts on too much and I struggle to take it off. Please show me how to.

Haley (Sophia) You mean like... watch?

Nurse Goldburg (Johanna) It kinda feels like this is a horror movie. Glowing girl, then the nurse says 'I will watch your every movement.'. *chuckles evilly* Heh heh heh... heh...

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Episode Nine Script(words = 1185)

Episode Title: The Make-up Makeup

Nurse Goldburg (Johanna) Is this a yes? I don't like this awkward silence, and I was just joking. What comfort is a nurse, anyway if they scare you?

Haley (Sophia) Oh you are so sweet and kind and such a help. It's okay, and yes you can watch me. If that's why you are struggling at home I want to help you.

Nurse Goldburg (Johanna) Thank you so much! Wait! It's clear that I'm struggling?

Haley (Sophia) Yes..... Yes, very much clear. Okay come on. Can you hand me a wipe? Sorry, I'm too short.

Nurse Goldburg (Johanna) This is a bit awkward, but here. You look pretty tall but that's okay.

Haley (Sophia) *Mutters* Maybe I can get out of it by pretending to wipe while saying the words quietly. *louder* Okay here it goes!

Nurse Goldburg (Johanna) What do you mean, here it goes?

Haley (Sophia) Oh okay. I might put on not that much and probably will take a few seconds.

Nurse Goldberg (Johanna) Thanks so much for doing this. It really helps me.

Haley (Sophia) Okay umm.. I'm going to wipe it right now. (Whispers) Smogga Shrub Smogga Curse Smogga Uphold. See? Nothing to it.

Nurse Goldberg (Johanna) What were you whispering? Does it help with the removal process or something?

Haley (Sophia) I say umm.... 1. 2. 3 and it helps me focus.

Nurse Goldberg (Johanna) Okay um that is a weird tactic but if it helps you focus I will tell my daughter to do so.

Haley (Sophia) Well I better get back to class, thanks Nurse Goldberg!

Haley (Sophia) (Mutters) That was a close call.

Everyone (everyone) Footsteps down the hallway and count to ten in your head (basically like footsteps stomping your feet for ten seconds.).

Kennedy (Grace) Oh look, the glowing girl is back.

Haley (Sophia) I'm not all that excited either.

Kennedy (Grace) It only took you an eternity. Just kidding, it was five minutes. But it felt like eternity because (in a sarcastic voice) I missed you so very much.

Haley (Sophia) Annnnnnd (in a sarcastic voice) I know you did so. What were you saying about me only being gone for five minutes?

Kennedy (Grace) Mrs Oh yeah do this do that was like "well she's only wiping off some overdone makeup so you can wait and just do some practices on your own until she gets here.

Haley (Sophia) Then let's start. Lets see, this would be so complicated for somebody like you. 67 x 10.

Kennedy (Grace) What was that? I mean, like you could do any better. Mermaids can't do math. They don't go to any school except for swimming.

Haley (Sophia) Mermaids are born with an instinct to swim. Duh.

Kennedy (Grace) Usually. Not you, though.

Haley (Sophia) Let's just get to it. Putting it in your words, Mrs Oh yeah do this do that would yell at us if we don't start soon.

In Kayla's classroom

Kayla (Grace) I think I'm about ready to have the most boring lesson of my life after recess.

Ms Venderline (Sophia) Okay class we are going to learn about mermaids.

Spits water

Ms Venderline (Sophia) Not that I care but will you please clean that up.

Milly (Madison) (In a snotty voice) What is wrong with mermaids weirdo?

Kayla (Grace) Nothing I um choked and it came up.

Milly (Madison) Okay MERMAID! That's my new nickname for you. Ya like it?

Kayla (Grace) No. I prefer that like everyone else prefers their name weirdo. Ya like that?

Milly (Madison) No. Hmph!

At home

Brook (Johanna) DAPHNE?! DAPHNE! COME HERE!

Haley (Sophia) Who is Daphne?

Brook (Johanna) She is my pet dragon!

Kayla (Grace) It's like an imaginary friend but an imaginary animal.

Haley (Sophia) Wow, I thought she was very mature for her age. This changes things.

Mom (Madison) Hey, Brook can I talk to you for a second?

Brook (Johanna) I DIDN'T DO IT!

Mom (Madison) Did what?

Brook (Johanna) Who said that?

Mom (Madison) Just come into my room.

DOOR OPENS SOFTLY

DOOR CLOSES SOFTLY

Mom (Madison) Just a second.

DOOR OPENS

KAYLA AND HALEY FALL AND SCREAM

Mom (Madison) Out.

Kayla (Grace) But how did you know that we were here?

Mom (Madison) Isn't it obvious?OUT! Or you will get grounded for a month.

Haley (Sophia) Fine. Let's go Kayla.

DOOR CLOSES

Mom (Madison) As I was saying, wait a sec, (Talks louder on purpose) You are my favorite child and I'm giving you a million bucks! We won the lottery and you can go to NYC by yourself!

DOOR BANGS OPEN

Kayla (Grace) WHAT! That is so unfair! And what are the chances? You won the lottery? You send only Brook to NYC by herself?

Haley (Sophia) Dang it Kayla, you blew our cover, she was just saying it so we would reveal ourselves. Oh my gosh. We will leave for good. Right Kayla?

Kayla (Grace) (Sighs) Fine, but this is not over! You hear that? Even if you did win the lottery, you would still give it to Brook!

Mom (Madison) True that.

RING RING RING

Haley (Sophia) I'll get it! (On the phone) Hello? Why hello (Nervously) Mr Lukin. (Gulps)(Talk fast)What do you want? Not that you have to want something to call us 'cause we are all really good kids 'cause our mom raised us so well and well normally when you call you want something.. Please can someone else take the phone? I'm not good at this.

Mom (Madison) Hello Mr Lukin, yes... uh huh....yep... yes they would love that thank you Mr Lukin.

BEEP

Mom (Madison) That was your principal and it turns out you guys are hosting this year's annual bake sale fundraiser! The theme is things that glow.

THUD

Brook (Johanna) NOOO HALEY! WE WILL HAVE ONE LESS WORKER AT THE BAKE SALE! DANG IT! WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE LIVED!

Kayla (Grace) Now you're taking the sarcasm a little too far. She just fainted.

Haley (Sophia) Mermaids are German!!! They are taking over the Roman empire!!! SAVE THE ROMANS SAVE THE ROMANS SAVE THE ROMANS!!! Why aren't you chanting with me? We need to save the Roman Unicorns from the evil German Mermaids!

Brook (Johanna) SNAP OUT OF IT HALEY!

Mom (Madison) Okay everyone out including you Brook.

Brook (Johanna) But what were you going to tell me?

Mom (Madison) It can wait.

Outside

CAMERA SNAPS SHUT

Kennedy (Grace) Perfect. On Monday we expose Haley and the rest of the weird Barlowes at the bake sale. You are a much better partner in crime than Stephen.

Milly (Madison) Ooh! This is so exciting! My first trespassing is in fourth grade! My fortune cookie was right! In the fourth grade I will do something honorable! Take that Molly!

Kennedy (Grace) Like I said before, like I said before, weird people volunteer for crimary and I don't even know if that is a real word. It is now pretty much my motto. The Barlowes are no show to the parto. Not very good at rhyming but I'm pretty evil.

Episode Ten Script (Words = 397)

Episode Title: The Bake Sale

Mr Lukin (Sophia) Good Morning North Elementary! Welcome to our 7th annual bake sale! This year's theme was suggested by Nurse Goldberg, our kind and caring nurse. Thank you Nurse Goldberg, you can take the mic.

Nurse Goldberg (Johanna) Thank you Mr Lukin, I have been the nurse at this school for seven years now and I love each and every one of you. I chose this theme when a student let me watch her remove foundation to help me with my daughter, that shout out goes to Haley Barlowe! Thank you Haley Barlowe! This year's theme is GLOW! We have glow themed food and baked goods! Now back to Mr Lukin!

Mr Lukin (Sophia) Thank you Nurse Goldberg! Let's get started!

Kennedy (Grace) Ha! Are we going to be tasting foundation?

Mr. Lukin (Sophia) We will have lots of different kinds of food to taste! Not foundation, later we will have a special destination for Kennedy Ross!! (Lower voice) In the office! (Normal voice) You may look around! Let the bake sale begin!

Everyone (All) YAY!

In the bushes behind their stand

Kennedy (Grace) I have to get this on camera.

CAMERA CLICKS OPEN

Kennedy (Grace) And filming.... Now.

At the stand

Haley (Sophia) Okay, we did a good job getting ready on such short notice. I'll put on "too much foundation" and glow for the presentation.

Kayla (Grace) Do you want to do it right now before everyone sees?

Haley (Sophia) Sure!

Haley (Sophia) Okay ready?

Kayla (Grace) Ready! I've never seen it in action except for when you glowed brighter. This is so exciting!

Brook (Johanna) I know, I'm ready too!

Haley( Sophia) Okay here it goes! Badda Bing Badda Boom Badda Bam!

Kayla (Grace) MR LUKIN IS COMING! ACT LIKE IT IS ALL A DISPLAY!

Brook (Johanna) ACT NORMAL!

Haley (Sophia) I'm anything but normal but okay!

Mr Lukin (Sophia) Hello girls! How is sale going?

Brook (Johanna) They haven't made their way over here yet, they are at the closer carts.

Mr Lukin (Sophia) Well okay, have fun! And at noon Kennedy Ross is sharing a presentation to the school! Do you know her?

Kayla (Grace) Yes, is it just her?

Mr Lukin (Sophia) She is also with Milly Macintosh, she is in fourth grade. Well I have to go so toodle oo!

Haley, Kayla and Brook (Sophia,Grace and Johanna) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Episode Eleven Script (Words = 573)

Episode Title:The Secreting 2.0

Haley (Sophia) Okay we have to be really..

Brook (Johanna) AGGGH WE NEED TO RETRIEVE THE CAMERA! CHARGE!

Haley (Sophia) (Sighs) Quiet, too late for that so, BROOK GET BACK HERE!

Kayla (Grace) SURRENDER SURRENDER! BACK IN THE HALLWAY! BEHIND THE BENCH!

RUNNING FEET

Mr Lukin (Sophia) WHO WAS IN MY OFFICE? YOU BETTER HAVE NOT TOUCHED MY SUDOKU OR MY LAVENDER PERFUME! IF YOU ARE NEAR HERE, DON'T ASK.

DOOR SLAMS

Haley (Sophia) (Release a breath) That was a close one. We need to be quieter. I will go peek through the window to see if he is in there. Whatever you do, stay here. I'm going in.

Brook (Johanna) (In a reporter's voice) The glowing girl goes into the thief's office to see if the special camera is in the location.

Haley (Sophia) Apparently I wasn't clear enough, no moving your bodies and no speaking with your talking hole.

Kayla (Grace) I will make sure she is quiet. Go.

Haley (Sophia) Okay BRB.

TIP TOE

Mr Lukin (Sophia) (From inside the room) Miss Hayes, will you get the camera for the video? It goes on in ten minutes.

Miss Hayes (Madison) (From inside the room) (In an old person's voice like when you were the child eating grandma) Yes Mr Lukin. I will get it after I put on my wrinkle remover in the bathroom.

Mr Lukin (Sophia) (From inside the room) (In a lower voice) Talk about TMI. (Normal voice) Okay, thanks Miss Hayes. I will go wait on the stage. See you there!

Haley (Sophia) He's coming! Hide! Abort! Abort!

RUNNING FEET

DOOR OPENS

WALKING FEET

DOOR OPENS

DOOR CLOSES

Kayla (Grace) Hurry! Get inside before the door locks!

RUNNING

SLIDING NOISE

DOOR CLOSES AND LOCKS

Brook (Johanna) Pheww! That was a close one!

START WHISPERING NOW WHEN YOU TALK

Haley (Sophia) SHHH! We have to whisper so Miss Hayes doesn't hear us. Let's look around and try to find the camera. Look everywhere and when you find it say "I found it" Got it?

Kayla (Grace) Got it!

Brook (Johanna) Can I pretend I'm a spy?

Haley (Sophia) I guess?

Brook (Johanna) Then got it!

Haley (Sophia) Brook, you can start in the corner closest to the door, Kayla, you can start on the other side of the room and I will start closest to the bathroom 'cause I am the quietest. Go!

WAIT LIKE A MINUTE OR SO AND LIKE RUSTLE PAPER OR STOMP YOUR FEET IN THE BACKGROUND

Brook (Johanna)What color is it?

Haley (Sophia) I think it is black with white polka dots.

Brook (Johanna) Then I found it!

Miss Hayes (Madison) (In an old person's voice like the time before) Who goes there? I'm comin' out of this bathroom in 5...4..

Kayla (Grace) (In normal voices again) RUN! BACK TO THE STAND!

Miss Hayes (Madison) (In an old person's voice like the time before) What comes before 4? Oh yeah. 79..78..76..75..74..73. Wait. I ain't need to count! CHARGE!

BANG

Miss Hayes (Madison) (In an old person's voice like the time before) I do need to open the door though.

DOOR OPENS

DOOR SLAMS

DOOR OPENS

DOOR SLAMS

RUNNING FEET

At Kennedy and Milly's stand

Kennedy (Grace) Oh they think they have the camera but I have it right here. Let's go expose some girls.

Milly (Madison) Oh can that be our catchphrase?

Kennedy (Grace) Sure, why not?

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Episode Twelve Script (Words = 720)

Episode Title: The Exposing

Mr Lukin (Sophia) Good afternoon North Elementary! We had a great time didn't we?

The Crowd (Johanna, M7adison, Sophia and Grace) YEAH! (Cheering)

Mr Lukin (Sophia) Thank you all for either donating or helping out at a stand! Here is Miss Hayes, our school secretary!

Miss Hayes (Madison) (In an old person's voice like before) Thank you, thank you! I've been the secretary at this school for over seven years now and I have seen so many great things. I will now present to you the best school award trophy!

The Crowd (Johanna, Madison, Sophia and Grace) (Cheer) WOOOHOOO!

Miss Hayes (Madison) (In an old person's voice like before) We got this awarded to us on the first day of school by the Wisconsin Community School District or WCSD because of our amazing students and awesome staff. We thank you so much for being so amazing and helpful and kind all these years! Now back to Mr Lukin!

Mr Lukin (Sophia) Thank you Miss Hayes! We will be displaying the trophy in the front hall by the bench by my office. Now we have Kennedy Ross and Milly Macintosh displaying this year's video project!

Milly and Kennedy (Madison and Grace) Thank you, thank you!

Milly (Madison) My name is Milly Macintosh and I am in Miss Venderline's 4th grade classroom! Shoutout to her for being an awesome 4th grade teacher!

Kennedy (Grace) My name is Kennedy Ross and I am in Miss Taylor's 6th grade classroom! Another shoutout for her for being an amazing 6th grade teacher!

Milly (Madison) Our video is glow themed and it is a special shoutout for Haley Barlowe, Kayla Barlowe and Brook Barlowe.

Kennedy (Grace) Haley is also in 6th grade and is in my class.

Milly (Madison) Kayla is also in 4th grade and is in my class.

Kennedy (Grace) And Brook is in 1st grade and is in Mr Hendrick's class.

Milly (Madison) Now let's show the video.

In the crowd

Haley (Sophia) They won't be showing any video.

Brook (Johanna) They think that they are so smart.

Kayla (Grace) But they really aren't.

Back on stage

Kennedy (Grace) Hit it Mr Lukin!

Haley (Sophia)(On the video) I'll get it! (On the phone) Hello? Why hello (Nervously) Mr Lukin. (Gulps) (Talk fast)What do you want? Not that you have to want something to call us 'cause we are all really good kids 'cause our mom raised us so well and well normally when you call you want something.. Please can someone else take the phone? I'm not good at this.

Mom (Madison) Hello Mr Lukin, yes... uh huh....yep... yes they would love that thank you Mr Lukin.

BEEP

Mom (Madison) That was your principal and it turns out you guys are hosting this year's annual bake sale fundraiser! The theme is things that glow.

THUD

Brook (Johanna) NOOO HALEY! WE WILL HAVE ONE LESS WORKER AT THE BAKE SALE! DANG IT! WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE LIVED!

Kayla (Grace) Now you're taking the sarcasm a little too far. She just fainted.

Haley (Sophia) Mermaids are German!!! They are taking over the Roman empire!!! SAVE THE ROMANS SAVE THE ROMANS SAVE THE ROMANS!!! Why aren't you chanting with me? We need to save the Roman Unicorns from the evil German Mermaids!

Brook (Johanna) SNAP OUT OF IT HALEY!

Mom (Madison) Okay everyone out including you Brook.

Brook (Johanna) But what were you going to tell me?

Mom (Madison) It can wait.

NEW VIDEO

Haley (Sophia) Okay, we did a good job getting ready on such short notice. I'll put on "too much foundation" and glow for the presentation.

Kayla (Grace) Do you want to do it right now before everyone sees?

Haley (Sophia) Sure!

Haley (Sophia) Okay ready?

Kayla (Grace) Ready! I've never seen it in action except for when you glowed brighter. This is so exciting!

Brook (Johanna) I know, I'm ready too!

Haley (Sophia) Okay here it goes! Badda Bing Badda Boom Badda Bam!

OFF THE VIDEO

The Crowd (Johanna, Madison, Sophia and Grace) OOOOOH

Specific person in the crowd (Johanna) The girl can glow!

Haley (Sophia) How did she get that? If she has that then whose camera is this?

Kayla (Grace) Does it have a name on the bottom?

All (Johanna, Grace, and Sophia) (GASP) Jim Lukin?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????????!?!?!?

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Episode Thirteen Script (Words = 677)

Episode Title: The Famous Glowing Girl

Mr Lukin(Sophia) I will now show my video presentation. Thank you girls, you may now go back to your seats. Miss Hayes, can I please have my camera? It kind of looks exactly like these girls' camera and it's black and has white spots.

Haley, Kayla, and Brook (Sophia, Grace, and Johanna) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Miss Hayes (Madison) (In an old person's voice like before) Um... Mr.. Mr Lukin? The camera... is ....missing! It was.. it was right.. here! I'm so.. so.. sorry Mr Lukin!

Mr Lukin (Sophia) I know who did it! There were some little rascals who were sneakin' in my darn office! They probably stole the camera! Who stole the camera! Safety patrol can you please come act like teeny tiny police officers and figure out who stole the camera!

Haley (Sophia) We gotta get going! Run back to the stand and hide behind the stand! Hurry!

Talia (Johanna) Uh sir, Mr Lukin sir! What are those girls doing running away like that? What are they holding?

Mr Lukin (Sophia) They have the camera! Charge! Great job... safety patrol person? Can you remind me of your name? Is it Daniela? Rosie? Stewart?

Talia (Johanna) It's Talia, and why would my name be Stewart?! You're welcome. (Mutters) That's what 53 years does to a brain. Stewart? Really Mr Lukin? (Normal voice) Let's go get those glowing, camera stealin', greedy, grinchy (Mutters) Not sure if that is a word but it is hard to find words that either the first word starts with G or the last word starts with G, (Normal voice) no good girls and get that camera back! CHARGE! OOOOOH! That is fun to say, and THAT is why I signed up for this job. I getta chase glowing, camera stealin', greedy, grinchy, no good girls to get the camera back! I don't think I'm going to stop saying this!

Mr Lukin (Sophia) You can keep on saying that, I don't care! Nice that you love your job, but I also don't care! JUST GET THAT CAMERA BACK!!!

Haley (Sophia) Get behind the stand!

Talia (Johanna) Gonna get those glowing, camera stealin', greedy, grinchy, no good girls to get the camera back! Boom YEAH!

Talia (Johanna) Where are they?

Stephen (Madison) (In a whiney voice) Why didn't I get the job as safety patrol? I would be great at it!

Mr Lukin (Sophia) You didn't get the job 'cause you get distracted too easily!

Stephen (Madison) But I don't get..... Wait, does peanut Butter have actual butter in it? What are we talking about again?

Mr Lukin (Sophia) See?

Stephen (Madison) See what? All I see is the Barlowe sisters hiding under their bake sale table!

Mr Lukin (Sophia) Stephen? Is that you? You are officially a safety patrol member! I say officially because you tried to copy the badge in our copier. And broke it. I will give you your badge after we catch these thieves!

Under the stand

Brook (Johanna) They know we're here! Let's go into my secret hiding spot on the playground!

Kayla (Grace) You have a secret hiding spot on the playground!?

Brook (Johanna) That's not the point! Just try not to get caught! Go go go!

Talia (Johanna) They're running away! To the playground!

Nora (Madison) I'm in Brook's class and I know that she has a secret hiding spot on the playground! They are probably going there! I will lead you there!

Mr Lukin (Sophia) I never knew I would be giving away so many safety patrol badges out today but Nora you will be the youngest member on our safety patrol team! I will also give you a badge after we catch them. Nora, lead the way!

Nora (Madison) I won't lead the way but I will tell you where it is! It is under the tall blue slide! The twirly one!

Mr Lukin (Sophia) Okay Nora! Thank you so much! This is way more fun than Sudoku! Let's go catch some thieves! Oh how they are so going to be in so much............... trouble.

Episode Fourteen script (words = 665)

Episode Title: The Confession

Brook (Johanna) Come on! There's no way they're finding us here!

Haley (Sophia) How long are we going to have to hide here, and are you sure? It's just a slide.

Brook (Johanna) Yes. I am two over one percent sure.

Kayla (Grace) Only?

Brook (Johanna) Well someone might snitch on me to get a badge.

Kayla (Grace) Who did you tell?

Brook (Johanna) Don't worry, only Nora.

Haley (Sophia) How much can you trust Nora?

Brook (Johanna) She's not going snitch.

Kayla (Grace) Imagine she snitches!

Haley (Sophia) Hey! We're not here to joke!

Brook (Johanna) And you might have just jinxed it! Just get in the slide and I will watch out my "window" AKA a hole in the slide that the kindergarteners made with pencils. Don't ask. It's a long story.

Haley (Sophia) How do we get in?

Brook (Johanna) There is a door on the bottom of the slide.

DOOR CLICKS OPEN

Kayla (Grace) Okay get in!

(Shuffle you bodies for like a minute or so then talk)

Mr Lukin (Sophia) You have 'till the count of five to get out of there you thieves!

Brook (Johanna) CURSE YOU NORA! I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN! MUMBAYA CONSOLA DOROCKO JOLINA WOYOPAL! THAT'S RIGHT! I USED THE FIRST GRADE CURSE! YOU'RE DEAD! THE TOOTH FAIRY WILL COME AND STEAL YOUR TEETH AT NIGHT WHEN YOU REVIVE! THEN SANTA WILL KILL YOU AGAIN! CURSE YOU! NO ONE WILL SPEAK TO YOU IN THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS!

Nora (Madison) NOOOOO I'M DOOMEDDDD!

Haley (Sophia) Talk about the first graders these days, am I right?

Mr Lukin (Sophia) How do we get in? NORA! COME HERE!

Nora (Madison) Yes sir, Mr Lukin sir?

Mr Lukin (Sophia) How do we get into this... Hideout?

Nora (Madison) Sorry Mr Lukin but I already got the badge so you aren't getting anymore out of me. You're welcome Brook! You didn't have to put the curse on me 'cause I would never tell Mr Lukin that there was a door at the bottom of the slide! Oops! Okay you had all of the reasons in the world to put that curse on me.

Talia (Johanna) CHARGE! That is definitely my new catchphrase. Way better than Badda Bing Badda Boom Badda Bam!

Haley (Sophia) Hey you stole my catchphrase! We will get out! Please don't charge at us like angry rhinos! JK! We are never getting out!

Beya (Johanna) Put your hands up! Just because I'm not a police officer doesn't mean I can't act like one.

Kennedy (Grace) Spill mermaid and her fishy sisters!

Haley (Sophia) Which part?

Milly (Madison) All of it!

Haley (Sophia) I don't have a family and I was found in the Mississippi river while they were on vacation.

Brook (Johanna) We adopted her and told everyone that she was private and had been homeschooled her whole life and was just now coming to school.

Kayla (Grace) She burned Kennedy and said her catchphrase, Badda Bing Badda Boom Badda Bam and she started glowing. We told everyone that she put on too much foundation and got away with it.

Kennedy (Grace) (quickly) Excuse me! Umm everyone. I just want to let you know she did not burn me! I repeat! Haley Barlowe did not burn Kennedy Ross! Thank you!

Haley (Sophia) As we were saying, we kept it a secret for a long time.

Kayla (Grace) We didn't even tell our mom!

Brook (Johanna) Kennedy here started to suspect us-

Kennedy (Grace) I didn't know how they got away with it but I knew she glowed the whole time.

Haley (Sophia) You guys wanted a confession but we can't give one unless someone stops interrupting!

Kennedy (Grace) Fine, fine. Go ahead mermaid.

Brook (Johanna) Okay, we will.

Kennedy (Grace) Well, first of all, you BETTER be honest. All of this mermaid stuff sounds crazy, but I did call it. Like, who else would know except for the oh so great Kennedy Ross? No one, ha!