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Different Hunger Games Scenarios

By Sophia

First Views:

Kinzley

Kena

And

Ivanka

Credits

Hunger Games ~ She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named (AKA THE FRICKING SHIP KILLER!)

This Story Idea ~ Me

Some of the ideas ~ Kinzley

Authors Note

Dear Weird Readers,

This book is full of weird Hunger Games scenarios I come up with in my head. Don't judge me please. And don't copy me. Also, my OTP is Clato 👍 Have fun reading this story.

Sincerely,

Sophia is Magic

*On the Cornucopia*

Cato: *gets Katniss in a choke hold*

Peeta: *grabs Katniss' bow*

Katniss: What are you doing idiot?

Peeta: *heroically* Saving you. *shoots the arrow*

Arrow: *misses completely*

Katniss: *facepalm*

Cato: *yeets Katniss off the Cornucopia*

Katniss: *dying* STUPID BAKER BOI *dies*

Cato: *Rips Peeta's head off*

Peeta: *dies*

Cato: FOR CLOVE *shish kabobs himself with his sword* *dies*

Clove: *respawns* FOR CATO *stabs herself with her shiny knife*

Cato: *respawns*

The Process: *repeats for the rest of the eternity*

1000000000000000000000 Years Later:

Clove: CATO STOP IT IDIOT LET ME DIE FOR YOU *kills herself*

Cato: NEVER

Process: Rumor is it is still happening 👍

BACKSTORY OF THIS:

Me and Kinzley were at lunch and idk why, but I just was randomly thinking about what would happen if the roles were reversed between Katniss and Peeta. I ofc told Kinzley my ideas and I just kept elaborating on. Kinzley then came up with the respawn thing. And then I had the brilliant idea to make a Google Doc about it but then ofc stupid Cyan got Docs banned 😑 (MAY 22 A/N: LMFAO I REMEMBER THIS)

*When Katniss found Peeta*

Peeta: *is painted like a dumb rock and is dying*

Katniss: *steps on his face*

Peeta: OW

Katniss: OMG PEETA WHY THE HECK ARE YOU PAINTED LIKE A ROCK

Peeta: Hi

Katniss: Welp, congratulations, you are in a museum of dead bodies! Have fun! *leaves*

Peeta: *facepalm* Why did I get the idiot?

*Reaping*

Katniss: You won't get picked Prim, you only have one slip

*ten minutes later*

Effie: Primrose Everdeen!

Prim: You won't get picked she said, you only have one slip she said *side eyes Katniss*

Katniss: *in her head* Hmm I should prob volunteer *out loud* I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

Prim: DONT RUIN MY MOMENT *yeets her off the stage* She was just joking, Hola I'm Prim.

*B4 the games start*

Haymitch: Remember, act cute!

*In the arena*

Prim: *pulls a Johanna and slaughters everyone in the blood bath and wins on the first day* *smiles cutely at the camera and skips off towards the hovercraft*

*At Clove and Cato's wedding*

The dude getting them married: Any objections?

Glimmer: *stands up* I object! I've been in love with my Catopoo ever since I laid eyes on him!

Cato: *side eyes her* Womp womp, suck it up Glitter Girl

Clove: *pulls a knife out of who knows where* *chucks it at Glimmer's heart, killing her*

The dude getting them married: Oooookay then. You may now kiss the bride

The whole crowd of Clato Fangirls: *screaming their heads off*

*Before the Reaping when Gale and Katniss are talking*

Gale: Here take this bread *pulls out a random piece of bread*

Katniss: OMG Gale, is this real?

Gale: *blinks* Nooooo it's Legooooo ofc it's real idiot

Katniss: *punches his in the face and takes the bread violently and shoves it in her mouth*

Gale: Heyyyyyy that was my breaddddd

Katniss: Womp womp

Gale: *cries like a two year old*

Katniss: *shrugs and walks away*

*On the train to the Capitol*

Katniss: *spawns* Whatcha talking about?Haymitch: *blinks*

Peeta: Erm, Haymitch was just telling me how to not get killed by bugs

Katniss: Well, how do you not get killed by bugs?

Haymitch: *blinks*

Katniss: *death stare* How do you not get killed by bugs?

Haymitch: Sweetheart, gimme a chance to wake up

Katniss: *pulls out a butter knife and stabs Haymitch's hand*

Haymitch: *screams like Kai (MAY 22 A/N: this bitch that was in my class that screamed like a girl)* WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Katniss: How do you not get killed by bugs?

Haymitch: Fine. Don't be stupid and dumb and stupid and idiotic and stupid like Glimmer. Oh did I already say stupid? My bad. And stupid

Katniss: Ok! *cheerfully grabs twenty pieces of cooked dead pigs (bacon) and shoves it all in her mouth at the same time like Lucas does with birthday treats and acts as if shedidn't just stab Haymitch*

Peeta: *under his breath* I'm in love with a killer, I'm in love with a killer, oop I'm screwed I'm in love with a killer *out loud* So has anyone tasted any good bread lately?

*At the feast*

Clove: *tackles Katniss like the queen she is*

Katniss: *getting tackled by a girl half her size*

Clove: *pins her down* Where's Lover Boy?

Katniss: I could ask the same to you. Where's Cato?

Cato, Peeta, and Foxface: *having a tea party on top of Glimmer's dying area*

Clove: *ignores her* Cato said I could kill you if I gave the audience a good show. Now, where to start? *pulls out one of her killer knives* So, you trying to save Lover Boy? How sweet. Too bad you couldn't save your little friend. What was her name? Rue? *starts drawing 'Clato is better than Keeta' all over Katniss' arm*

Katniss: *yelps like a little chihuahua*

Clove: Yeah, well we killed her. And now, we're gonna kill you

Stupid Thresh: *grabs her by the collar* You kill her?

Clove: No! That was Marvel I swear! He's the idiot of our group!

Stupid Thresh: I heard you!

Clove: CATO! CATO!

Cato: *trying to run to her* CLOVER!

Stupid Thresh: *raises the rock to kill Clove*

Clove: OMG YOU BROUGHT DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON INTO THE ARENA! *fangirls*

Stupid Thresh: *side eyeing her*

Clove: *while Stupid Thresh is distracted, takes The Rock from his hands and smashes his face with it* Dang, Dwayne, my dude. You are good for killing people *softball yeets it at Katniss, killing her*

Cato: *runs into the area* OMG CLOVER ARE YOU OK?

Clove: Yp! My buddy Dwayne helped me kill Stupid and Fire Girl. She ain't on fire no more! *cackles and starts organizing her queen knives like nothing happened*

*The Finale (If Rue and Prim were in the Hunger Games)*

The Puppies: *spawn on top of Peeta*

Prim: OMG A PUPPY!

Rue: *squeals*

Peeta: Um, these aren't normal dogs girls

Prim: *death glare at Peeta* Yeah, they're my puppies

Rue: and mine

Prim: PUPPIES ATTACK!

The Puppies: *attack Peeta and eat him alive*

Prim: Omg GOOD PUPPIES

Rue: *pets them with Prim* Now for Avacato

Prim: Puppies, I need you to attack Avacato so my ship can be together again, got it?

The Puppies: *nod and chase after Cato*

Cato: AHHHHHHHHH

Prim: We are trying to help you dude

Cato: How is sending mutts upon me helping me?

Rue: *gasp* HOW DARE YOU CALL OUR PUPPIES MUTTS

Prim: We are helping you get back to Clove idiot

Cato: OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH! I'M COMING CLOVE *the mutts kill him*

Rue and Prim: OUR SHIP SAILEDDDDDDDDD

Rue: HOOOOORAY WE WON!

Prim: That was easy!

They: *hug* *skip off bc they were both told to be cute*

*The First Night*

Katniss: *minding her own business up in her little tree*

Dumb District Eight Girl: *decides making a fire would be a good idea* *makes fire*

Katniss: *turns and looks at the girl, rolls her eyes* Kids these days

*Two seconds later*

The Careers: *awoop jump scare*

this one is hella weird