[Non-CP/Forum] Please recommend a reliable professor!

【诡秘论坛体】求推荐靠谱的教授！

https://lanhuahua905.lofter.com/post/1f684020_1c9df601b

1.

A forum-style story made up of scattered ideas and outdated memes, with no CP and a university campus setting.

1L newbie looking for sponsor (host)

A freshman is looking for recommendations for elective courses. Which professor is reliable?

Are there any junior girls in 2L?

Which department are you from? Although you can choose general courses from all 22 departments, it is recommended that you focus on the main pathway and adjacent pathways.

3L newbie looking for sponsor (host)

I am from the Department of Secret Peeping.

Are there any junior girls in 4L?

Secret peeper? Then you'll have a hard time these four years...

5L Extraordinary Features Buy One Get One Free

LS+1, my roommate is a secret-peek student, so miserable!

6L newbie looking for sponsor (host)

Any questions? I thought the phrase "Do whatever you want, but don't hurt" was really cool, so I chose it. Now I feel so panicked when I hear you guys say that QAQ

7L Learning makes me happy

Don't be afraid, it is a bit tragic, but we, the students of the Secret Science Department, have always had a good foundation. Even the general students next door can't compare to us.

8L Heart Arsonist

Hahaha, does the foundation mentioned above refer to learning all knowledge randomly? For example, the 100 uses of toilet water tanks?

9L Learning makes me happy

The Hunter Department upstairs? Our Secret Peeping Department's GPA is always one of the best in the school, right?

10L, are there any junior girls?

Stop arguing, you two above. You are ruining the building.

11L newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

I have a simple question, is there any secret in the Secret Peeping Department that I don't know about...

12L The Secret Peer Who Dare Not Peer

It's not because of the department head...

13L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

Hidden Sage? I heard that he is very knowledgeable and is especially willing to help students... I've heard that university professors don't like to talk to students, so it should be good to have such an enthusiastic dean, right?

14L The Secret Peeping Person Who Dare Not Peep

Haha, when you are kept in class for two hours to listen to knowledge that has nothing to do with the course, you will no longer think that this kind of "enthusiasm" is a good thing!

15L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

The class was delayed for two hours. Isn't this too horrible?

Are there any junior girls in 16L?

Not only did the classes last longer, but he also assigned a lot of homework. I chose one of his elective courses in my freshman year, and I didn't go to bed before 1 pm the entire semester.

17L The Secret Peer Who Dare Not Peer

It is recommended that the Hidden Sage go to the Sleepless Department.

18L Wanted Toningsman Tree Juice

No, no, we can't afford to stay awake.

19L is cute but I am not

I'm a senior in my senior year. Ever since I chose the Hidden Sage course in my sophomore year, until now, every time I see him, I have to be taught a lot of knowledge, every time!

20L The Secret Peer Who Dare Not Peer

Same floor as him! Me too! I took his class in my freshman year. I ran into him yesterday afternoon. I went up to him and said hello. He stood in the corridor and started talking to me about the human body. He talked for a full hour and a half, and it was already dark!

21L Anonymous User

His memory is so good, I suspect every student he has taught will be targeted! Can you not be so responsible? ? ?

Are there any junior girls in 22L?

Be more confident and remove the "I doubt".

23L The Secret Peer Who Dare Not Peer

Moreover, the course title has nothing to do with the content. I took his Quaternary History course, but I spent half of the semester on astrophysics and the other half on romantic literature! The most ridiculous thing is that the exam was actually on Quaternary History. All my notes taken for the whole semester were wasted!

24L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

Crying, I have a compulsory class for him...

25L Heart Arsonist

OP, think positively about everything, and you will have a fulfilling four years in college...

26L, are there any junior girls?

Okay, okay, back to the topic. Are there any reliable professors to recommend?

27L Mercury Snake Lord, bless me to succeed in the postgraduate entrance examination

Professor Russell from the Law Department is a nice guy. I heard that he is a graduate of the General Studies Department and also taught in the Mystery Prying Department. He jumped to the Law Department a few years ago, but he offers several General Studies and Mystery Prying elective courses every semester.

28L Fat House Happy Tea

I agree. Russell does have a good personality. His lectures are fun and the homework is not much. Apart from his messy private life, there is nothing wrong with him.

29L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

Personal life is not important...

30L Heart Arsonist

At this time, we should say -

31L, are there any junior girls?

"The witch tastes really good!"

32L Fat House Happy Tea

"The witch tastes really good!"

33L The Secret Peeping Person Who Dare Not Peep

"The witch tastes really good!"

34L height 1.5 meters aura 5.1 meters

Repeating is prohibited here!

35L Gurgle

Repeating is prohibited here!

36L, are there any schoolmates?

No nesting dolls allowed here!

37L Anonymous user

Just a quick question, what is the meaning of the taste of a witch?

38L Heart Arsonist

The village upstairs just got internet access? This was a popular joke in the school last year!

39LAnonymous user

I'm a freshman!

40L Heart Arsonist

Well... As we all know, Professor Russell's private life is not that good! And he loves to write diaries. One day, he lent his computer to Professor Fool, the head of the Department of Fortune Telling. As a result, Professor Fool accidentally projected his diary on the big screen during class...

41L is a wolf

Hahahaha that's too crude!

42L Heart Arsonist

Although it was only a short second, most of the students in the class were from the fortune-telling department, so...

43L Fat House Happy Tea

"On how to flexibly use dream divination."

44L Has Mrs. Fors been updated today?

I reasonably suspect that Professor Fool did it on purpose. He actually translated it first and then "accidentally" released it hahahaha.

Are there any junior girls in 45L?

I remember Russell seemed to have said that he would beat any fortune teller he saw.

46L is cute but I am not

It is never too late for a fool to take revenge.

47L The Secret Peer Who Dare Not Peer

After that incident happened, Associate Professor Bernadette from our Department of Secret Intelligence turned green with anger.

48L Mercury Snake Lord, bless me to succeed in the postgraduate entrance examination

Let's be honest, Professor Russell is straight, right? Doesn't he know that the witch might have been a man before?

49L The Secret Peeping Person Who Dare Not Peep

Remove the "maybe". Ever since Chick became the department head, the Assassin Department only accepts boys.

50L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

Shocked my mother for a whole year...

51L Anonymous User

Maybe Russell doesn't care? Didn't he say, "I didn't have time to participate in your past, but I will accompany you to the end in your future"?

52L Heart Arsonist

Hahahaha, I didn't expect this was what Roselle meant in his quotes!

53L Ocean Pigeon

By the way, the Professor Fool you mentioned just now is also good. If the OP wants to take classes from Gou Yuan, he can be considered.

54L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

Orthodox?

55L Anonymous User

Hahahahahahaha

56L Faceless Man

It's not Gou Academy, it's Guimi Academy!

57LAnonymous user

Freshman asks, what is this joke?

58L is cute but I am

Doesn't our school have nine colleges? The three departments of Fortune Teller, Thief, and Apprentice are from the College of Mystery. People in these three departments are too cowardly, so the College of Mystery is also called the Cowardly College.

59L Put down your monocle

Have you all forgotten Master Luo?

60L Heart Arsonist

Excuse me, are you talking about senior Rosago who was besieged by the two deans?

61L Faceless Man

It is strongly recommended that Master Luo transfer to the Sailor Department.

62L Put down your monocle

Speaking of Professor Fool, we have to mention his old rival...

63LAnonymous user

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64LAnonymous User

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65LAnonymous user

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66L Put down your monocle

Please help me, I have PTSD! (I shouldn't have mentioned this)

67L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

What's this about?

68L Put down your monocle

The original poster, please take my advice and don't choose the class taught by Professor Amon, the dean of the Thief Department.

69L Put down your monocle

Don't ask me why, just ask

70L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

However, I still want to ask why...

71LAnonymous user

I'm anonymous and I'm going to tell you this! Last semester, I took Professor Amon's class. When I entered the classroom, I found it was full of people. I was secretly happy, thinking that this class was so popular, it must be good! You know, there are not many people in Gou College. Usually, there are more than a dozen people in a class, but there were at least fifty people in that class!

72LAnonymous user

Then, it was very natural to divide into groups, do homework, and prepare for the final presentation. Professor Amon was also a good lecturer. He was very cheerful every day and always looked at me with a smile. I thought it was because I performed well...

73L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

I always feel like something big is going to happen...

74LAnonymous user

Until the end-of-term presentation, after I finished my presentation and before I left the podium, all the students in the room put on their monocles, showed the same happy smile as Professor Amon, and applauded me together...

75L Prometheus

Grass!

76L Fat House Happy Tea

What kind of horror story is this?

77LAnonymous user

I was standing on the podium and I almost peed my pants! I have forgotten how I walked out of the classroom door...

78L Prometheus

The situation at that time should be:

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79L is cute but I am not

There was no need for such vivid images upstairs.

80L Put down your monocle

Amon's density is too high, I'll take my leave now.

81L Anonymous User

Later, I emailed Professor Amon to ask him (yes, I didn't dare to ask him in person), and he said innocently that there were too few people enrolling in the course, and he was afraid that the course wouldn't be able to start, so he sent dozens of clones to enroll together...

82L Heart Arsonist

Therefore, all your group work for a semester will be conducted with the professor, with one-on-one teaching, and the tuition fees are well worth it!

83LAnonymous user

After the course, I went to the audience department for a month of psychological counseling before I recovered...

84L Faceless Man

If Amon had done the same thing to another wizard, eight hundred bottles of magic potion would have melted in his mouth.

85L A devout believer of the fantasy dog

The discussion above reminds me of "Utopia"...

86L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

What is utopia?

87L A devout believer of the fantasy dog

This is a very old story.

88L Goddess Shovel's Devout Believer

Is the person above studying for a PhD? Utopia was eight years ago.

89L Heart Arsonist

Move the small stool and prepare to eat melon.

90L A devout believer of the fantasy dog

In fact, it is a story about a fortune teller who is the head of a fool and splits the secret dolls of a city.

91L Ocean Pigeon

It turns out that all the people in Gouyuan are talented.

92L Lost Love

I was pulled into Utopia...

93L Goddess Shovel's Devout Believer

Damn, you're so lucky upstairs!

94L Lost Love

Lucky ghost!!

95L Faceless Man

Don't get excited, don't get excited. The Fool Department Chief has always had a good reputation. I heard that Utopia's specialties are quite delicious. The bubble iced tea in the cafeteria a few years ago was based on the recipe bought from Utopia. I think you had a good month, right?

96L Fat House Happy Tea

Ahem, could this classmate who was pulled into Utopia be the infatuated man who hung banners on campus?

97L Lost Love

No no no, it's not me...

98L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

What melon?! (gradually digressing) I felt like a civet cat that had rolled into a melon field...

99L A devout believer of the fantasy dog

There was a classmate who was pulled into Utopia and fell in love with a lady named Tracy there. After leaving Utopia, he couldn't go back, so he hung banners all over the school confessing his love, causing Professor Fool to take a month off and not dare to come to school.

100L is a wolf destroyer

Hahahahahahahahaha, dude is awesome!

101L A devout believer of the fantasy dog

After knowing the truth, he broke down and yelled, saying that Professor Fool was an emotional liar. Professor Fool was particularly aggrieved, saying that Tracy had spoken less than ten sentences to that classmate, nine of which were about the weather and one about sparkling iced tea. Who could have thought that things would turn out like this?

102L A devout believer of the fantasy dog

@Lost Love, is that you? (Your ID has exposed everything) Are you the audience path sequence 0 dreamer?

103L Lost Love

I am dead, please burn some paper.

2.

Continue the persecution

The setting is that everyone in the Tarot Club already knows the identity of the "Fool".

104L newbie looking for sponsor (host)

Thank you for the recommendations! I have already chosen Professor Roselle's "Introduction to Social Trends in Intis" and Professor Fool's "Introduction to Ritual Magic". Do you have any other good courses to recommend?

105L A devout believer of the fantasy dog

Does Teacher Audrey have any classes? I remember taking her "Fundamentals of Investment Theory" when I was an undergraduate. It was so generous! She gave each of us 100 pounds to invest. At the end of the semester, we made money and she made money!

106L Has Mrs. Fors updated today?

My God, what kind of teacher is this? Is he really that rich?

107L handed 0-08 to the boss

Oh, it's our teacher Audrey from the audience department! She's really nice! P.S. It's said that if she doesn't teach well, she will have to go back and inherit billions of dollars.

108L Goddess Shovel's Devout Believer

Teacher Audrey is so beautiful! The only one in the school who can compare to her is probably our teacher Leonard from the Sleepless Department, right?

109L Heart Arsonist

Professor Chick and Associate Professor Catalina protested.

Are there any junior girls in 110L?

Forget about the witch...

111L Witch's Broom

What happened to the witch upstairs?

Are there any junior girls in 112L?

The taste of witch...

113L Witch's Broom

Can you please stop using such clichés? If you can, tell me where I can have a discussion with you.

114L height 1.5 meters aura 5.1 meters

Please note that violence is not permitted on campus.

115L Witch's Broom

@Are there any junior schoolmates? No, I'm here to learn from you!

116L newbie looking for sponsor (host)

Stop arguing, stop arguing, I don't want my post to be blocked QAQ

117L Goddess Shovel's Devout Believer

Stop arguing and keep eating melons! By the way, did you know that Associate Professor Catalina has a daughter?

118L Fat House Happy Tea

I haven't heard of it. I thought witches didn't have families!

119L Goddess Shovel's Devout Believer

When I was an undergraduate, a classmate in my department accidentally entered the dream of a girl in the Assassin Department while playing "Nightmare"... and then found out that the girl was Katarina's daughter.

120L Has Mrs. Fors updated today?

So the question is, is Katharina the father or the mother of her daughter?

121L Goddess Shovel's Devout Believer

I think it should be the mother from a biological perspective. Katarina first gave birth to a son with a man, then the man drank a potion and turned into a witch, and later the son also drank a potion and turned into a daughter, which means that the whole family are witches...

122L Praise for Amo

Why do men have children? Here I should @我煮阿菇!

123L Gurgle Gurgle

Your circle is so messy...Reality is always more exciting than fiction.

124L Heart Arsonist

We hunters in the high sequence seem to have several pure male families. Your father becoming a woman vs. your mother becoming a man, it's no different!

125L War Red

Isn't that the case with Soren and Einhorn? You weren't even born when they were little girls!

126L Heart Arsonist

Who are you if not the guy above? You can drink potions randomly but you can't say random words!

127L handed 0-08 to the boss

What the hell am I seeing? Professor Soren and Professor Einhorn? They used to be women?

128L It doesn't matter if you have a boy or a girl.

No way, sir! You can't even write 0-08. How many Provocateur potions did you drink?

129L War Red

Haha, guess?

130L War Red

Go upstairs and be your nanny to look after the children!

131L War Red

What does it have to do with you whether I was a man or a woman? What's wrong with women? Are you justified in your gender discrimination?

132L War Red

Haha, you two continue, I won't bother with someone who turned out to be a woman.

133L War Red

Hahaha, the person above is furious, right? How does it feel to breastfeed a child? Do you want to share with everyone?

134L James Holmes

Let's eat hotpot!

135L War Red

You in the above thread [profanity has been blocked], I [profanity has been blocked]!

136L James Holmes

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137L War Red

Your [dirty words have been blocked]!!!

138L handed 0-08 to the boss

What happened? I cursed myself? What does eating hot pot mean? Why did you send that emoji again? Isn't it over? Why did the above suddenly start cursing? Little question mark, do you have many friends?

139L newbie looking for sponsor (host)

The poster went to the toilet, and when he came back he couldn't understand what he had posted.

140L Staring into the eyes of fate

@War Red The Lord is calling you.

141L War Red

Okay, I'll be right there.

142L War Red

Medici, you [profanity blocked], you would rather let me die than work for the real Creator!

Floors 130-142 have been deleted by the administrator.

143L height 1.5 meters aura 5 meters 1

130-142th floor has been deleted, @战之红 account is banned for three days. @詹姆斯.申尔莫斯 I'm sorry that your reply was implicated.

144L James Holmes

It doesn't matter.

145L Height 1.5 meters, Aura 5.1 meters

Thank you for your kindness.

146L newbie looking for sponsor (host)

I don't know what happened, but... shall we continue?

147L Faceless Man

@144L Buddy, your ID is interesting, why not Sherlock Moriarty?

148L James Holmes

Just a try.

149L Faceless Man

What the hell... What was I trying to say? Why do I keep forgetting things lately?

150L Blood Clan is not a vampire

I have a special medicine for preventing Alzheimer's disease. It costs ten pounds each. Do you want it?

151L Faceless Man

@Blood clan is not a vampire private chat.

152L newbie looking for sponsor (host)

Just a quick question, does anyone remember what this post is about?

153L Give me a cup of Fool's sweet iced tea, thank you

Remember, remember, hahaha, the poster of the post is really ill-fated!

154L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

Crying QAQ

155L Give me a cup of Fool's sweet iced tea, thank you

I would like to recommend Professor Heiye's class to you. Professor Heiye is beautiful, has a sweet voice and is gentle. Every time I finish her class, I feel as comfortable as if I had soaked in a hot spring.

156L Who can teach me to write poetry?

I agree with LS, but I would like to remind you that Professor Night is the head of the Sleepless Department and has the authority over "sleeping". Students from other departments should bring enough coffee if they take this elective, otherwise they will easily fall asleep.

157L newbie looking for sponsor (host)

Ok, thank you!

158L The fortune teller who is learning to hide

Sorry for taking up space, but I would like to ask a question to students who have taken Professor Fool's class: why is there always a layer of gray mist on Professor Fool's face?

159L Faceless Man

I don't know, maybe Mr. Fool doesn't want people to see his appearance?

160L Give me a cup of Fool's sweet iced tea, thank you

Mr. Fool must be too handsome and afraid of attracting more women, so he covers his face. Otherwise, there must be more poor people like @失失的爱情!

161L Lost Love

Please let me rest in peace.

162L Heart Arsonist

@The fortune teller who is learning to hide Why don't you ask the amazing Arrodes? As the assistant of the Fool Professor, Arrodes should know more about the Fool.

163L The fortune teller who is learning to hide

Is that okay? But I don't know Mr. Arrodes's email address...

164L Heart Arsonist

It doesn't matter. I heard that Arrodes often visits the forum. If you @ him, he might reply to you.

165L The fortune teller who is learning to hide

Okay, thank you.

@Arrodes' Mirror Dear Arrodes, may I ask why Mr. Fool has a layer of gray mist on his face during class?

166L Ten Thousand Pound Pirate Lord Flame

Wait, don't ask!

167L Ten Thousand Pound Pirate Lord Flame

Bullshit! It's too late! @The fortune teller who is learning to live in seclusion, you can only wish you good luck.

168L The fortune teller who is learning to hide

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169L Mirror of Arrodes

You summoned the great Arrodes, so you must abide by the corresponding rules. If you ask a question, you must answer it. If you lie or refuse to answer, you will be punished!

170L Ten Thousand Pound Pirate Lord Flame

@芳心燎原犯Anderson you bastard are cheating people again!

171L The fortune teller who is learning to hide

Follow the rules? Has Mr. Arrodes always been this funny?

172L Ten Thousand Pound Pirate Lord Flame

Shit! You are hopeless, idiot!

173L Mirror of Arrodes

@The fortune teller who is learning to go out You have raised two questions, and I will answer them one by one:

The first question is that the reason why the great master has a gray mist on his face is because students of some paths and sequences will be harmed by looking directly at the great master.

The second question is, I don't think I'm funny, but I have always been like that.

Now, it's your turn to answer my two questions.

174L Gurgle Gurgle

@The fortune teller who is learning to be a fool, child, stop asking questions and just answer them obediently.

175L The fortune teller who is learning to hide

Okay, Mr. Arrodes, please ask your question.

176L Mirror of Arrodes

First question: Are you the Vincent Lewinsky of the fortune-telling family?

177L The fortune teller who is learning to hide

Yes.

178L Mirror of Arrodes

Second question: Are you secretly in love with Melissa Moretti from the Generalist Department?

179L Who can teach me to write poetry?

You're done, kid.

180L The fortune teller who is learning to hide

Uh...yes.

181L Mirror of Arrodes

Okay, that's the end of my questioning.

182L Heart Arsonist

This is not in line with Arrodes' style. I thought its questions would be more pointed.

183L Who can teach me to write poetry?

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184L The Drug Testing Maid of the Fantasy Dog

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185L The Pope Refuses to Sing

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186L Let There Be Light

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187L Jiajia misses her mother

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188L height 1.5 meters aura 5.1 meters

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189L Gurgle Gurgle

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190L Blood Clan is not a vampire

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191L Flower Magician

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3.

Let me see which little darling has not been persecuted? Oh, political commissar, let's start with you~

192L newbie looking for sponsor (host)

I had a vague feeling that the floors above were related to some secret, but I didn't dare to ask (I was weak, pitiful and helpless).

193L Fat House Happy Tea

I think you are right, but I don't dare to ask.

194L The Drug Testing Maid of the Fantasy Dog

Don't ask, just pretend the upper layers don't exist~ (pat your head)

195L The sea is a woman's romance

How's your course selection going?

196L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

Ah, I just finished Professor Fool's "Introduction to Ritual Magic". Professor Fool taught it very well! I'm also planning to take an elective.

197L Give me a cup of Fool's Sweet Ice Tea, thank you

Right, right, praise the fools!

198L The sea is a woman's romance

Are you interested in taking classes in the Sailor Department?

199L Goddess Shovel's Devout Believer

I heard that the Sailor Department is not very friendly to girls? The poster should be a girl, right? If you are a girl, why not take more classes from our Sleepless Department!

200L The sea is a woman's romance

Don't listen to the nonsense above. I am a girl, and I think our sailor department is great. It is free and unrestrained, and we have the opportunity to go to sea every semester!

201L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

I kind of want to go out to sea.

202L The sea is a woman's romance

If you want to go out to sea, yes, students from other departments who choose our courses can go out to sea on a ship.

203L The Angry People Who Dare Not Angry

Could the person upstairs be...the beauty of our Sailor Department?

204L The sea is a woman's romance

What department beauty? How come I don't know her?

205L The Angry People Who Dare Not Angry

Uh... after all, there are not many girls in our sailor department, so don't take the issue of being the department belle seriously.

206L The sea is a woman's romance

Do you have the guts to challenge me in a one-on-one duel?

207L The Angry People Who Dare Not Angry

No, no, I'll definitely do it next time!

208L Heart Arsonist

Hahaha, the person above should quickly switch sequences with Rosago, Gouyuan welcomes you!

209LAnonymous user

Um, did the sailors hear any strange noises the last time they went out to sea?

210L Mermaid Marry Me

What's that strange sound?

211L Anonymous User

I woke up to a strange noise in the middle of the night...

212L The Angry People Who Dare Not Angry

Could it be that some young couple couldn't help themselves in the middle of the night... Hehehe! But last time we went out to sea, there was only one girl on the boat? It is known that the beauty is single, so... Hehehe!

213LAnonymous user

Go upstairs and find someone from the Chanter Department to purify your brain! The strange sound I heard was like a monster roaring! I wanted to go out and take a look, but my spiritual intuition warned me so much that I didn't dare to go out. The next day, I reported to the associate professor on the ship. The associate professor told me not to worry about it, but I still care about it!

214L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

Is that sound scary?

215LAnonymous user

It was so scary! It sounded so miserable and had a demonic power. I was a little closer to the cabin and heard it more clearly, and my head started to hurt!

216L Storm Above

LS+1! I heard it! I told the associate professor at the time, and he said not to worry about it! I thought I was hallucinating, but now it seems there is something wrong!

217L The sea is a woman's romance

I didn't hear it at the time, maybe I was sleeping too deeply? But the associate professor who led the team at that time was Mr. Alger Wilson, right? The Sequence 3 Saint said not to worry about it, so there is no problem, right?

218L Mermaid Marry Me

Yes, yes, nothing has happened so far, right? Don't worry.

219LAnonymous user

Ahhhhh shit, I'm still worried! Should we talk to the department head?

220L The Pope Refuses to Sing

Did you ever consider that someone in the group might be digesting the potion? Like the Sea Songster?

221L Storm Above

Damn, that makes sense! But is there really anyone who can sing that badly?

222LAnonymous user

Now that you put it like that, it does look a bit like that! But that song is too bad. I don't think it's humans digesting the potion, but some extraordinary monsters digesting the potion? The extraordinary monsters of sequence 5 - no, the monsters above sequence 7 in that sea area should have been cleared! Ah, so tangled, I still have to report it!

223L The Pope Refuses to Sing

Well...well...I do need to report it, so why don't I go?

224L Storm Above

Thank you, brother! The department chief has a bad temper, and I don't want to talk to him face to face!

225L Ocean Pigeon

But I was the only singer of the sea on the boat at that time... Let me make it clear that I didn't sing it! I have won awards for singing!

226Lshbygvynk

Uh, I've been peeking at the screen for so long, I feel like I should open an account to say a few words... I remember that Associate Professor Alger was promoted to Sequence 3 a while ago, and the Beyonder characteristics he took seemed to be from Sequence 9 to Sequence 3... Ahem, I'm not hinting at anything, just a few words...

227LAnonymous user

Mmmmmmm

228L Storm Above

Well......

229L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

In order to protect my post, I have to stand up and say something - can we please move on from this?

230L The sea is a woman's romance

OK... let's turn the page! If you want to go out to sea, come find me. I'm going to the Sonia Sea with the captain this summer. If you're interested, you can come on board and be a temporary sailor or something... By the way, our captain is the "Queen of Stars". You should have heard of her, hahaha. She's also an associate professor in the Department of Mystery. Maybe you've even taken her class! The treatment on our "Future" is pretty good. We have Sonia blood wine to drink!

231L Sister opposite, look over here

OP! Don't get on their boat!!!

232L, sister opposite, look over here

OP! Don't get on their boat!!!

233L Sister opposite, look over here

OP! Don't get on their boat!!!

234L The sea is a woman's romance

What's going on in the thatched building?

235L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

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236L Sister opposite, look over here

You can't get on their ship! There are monsters on the ship! They're perverts!!!

237L Mr. Owl

Is the situation upstairs out of control? Should we notify the Academic Affairs Office?

238LAnonymous user

No, no, he is my roommate. He was just a little agitated just now and now he ran to the bathroom to vomit... It seems to be related to some PTSD. But he has been acting weird all the time, so don't mind it, hahaha.

239L Praise for A Mushroom

I feel the breath of the mushroom master! Wherever the mushroom master is, there I am!

240L The Good Son of the Mother Goddess

Eh? Is that Charles? @Sister across the street, look here. Long time no see, Charles! Do you want to go back to the future with me?

241L Sister opposite, look over here

Don't come over here!!!

242LAnonymous user

He vomited again. I have contacted the pharmacist department. Don't worry.

243L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

Can anyone tell me what is going on?

244L Jiajia misses her mother

Frank, don't scare people!

245L Praise for Mushroom

Is it really the mushroom master? ! !

246L Let There Be Light

Are you Mr. Frank? @The Good Son of the Mother Goddess

247L The Good Son of the Mother Goddess

Yes!

248L Let There Be Light

Mr. Frank, on behalf of all the residents of Silver City and Moon City, I thank you for your mushrooms. I praise you and Mr. Fool for giving us hope for life!

We in New Silver City and Crescent City will hold the "Mushroom Festival" every year to commemorate the light of life you bring to us!

249L The Good Son of the Mother Goddess

Well, Silver City, the God-forsaken land has been isolated from the world for thousands of years, so there should be some special mutations, right? I happen to be in need of an experimental assistant, would you like to come?

250L Jiajia misses her mother

Frank: No, he's just a child!

251L The Pope Refuses to Sing

@Ten Thousand Pound Pirate Lord Flame Stop him!

252L Let There Be Light

Really, Mr. Frank, I can

253L Ten Thousand Pound Pirate Lord Flame

The weather in Bayam was so bad, it was freezing cold, and the elder's hands and feet were so frozen that they couldn't move anymore... It would probably take him three or four months to recover.

254L The Good Son of the Mother Goddess

Ah, that's such a pity. I originally wanted to use the genes of the City of Silver and the flesh and blood of the Rose Bishop and mushrooms to crossbreed and see if I could develop a new type of mushroom that is two meters tall and grows fast...

255L Jiajia misses her mother

@Good Son of the Mother Goddess Your vacation is over, start your work as first mate immediately!

256L The Good Son of the Mother Goddess

Merciful Mother, they do not understand your will!

257L Mr. Owl

I have a question, the "Mother Goddess" in the ID above, is it the Mother Goddess of the Earth, or the Fallen Mother Goddess? Or is it some Mother Goddess that only exists in crazy hybrid fantasy?

258L Blood Clan is not a vampire

It is impossible for the noble ancestor of the blood clan to have such a son!

259L Pharmacist, Farmer Department Head - Mother Earth - Blood Clan Ancestor - Professor Lilith

Just to be clear, Mr. Frank is not my son.

260L Blood Clan is not a vampire

Ancestor!

261L Mr. Owl

Then the problem is solved, Frank must be the illegitimate son of the fallen mother goddess.

At this moment, a fallen mother goddess passing by shrank back and shook her head frantically.

Sure enough, my sand sculptures are always inseparable from the Mushroom Master. The Mushroom Master is my source of inspiration!

4.

God of disappointment, it's your turn!

262L newbie looking for sponsor (host)

I feel like this little post has been burdened with a lot of secrets that it shouldn't have been burdened with...

263L President of the Rose Bishop Protection Association

Don't be afraid, OP, pat me on the head.

264L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

I went to Professor Russell's "Introduction to Intis Social Trends" class today. I have to say that Professor Russell is a lot younger and more handsome than I thought, but he seems to be in a bad mood?

265L The poorly eloquent lawyer

I agree. I also chose "Introduction to Social Trends in Intis". Professor Russell used to be more lively.

266L Audrey's Dragon Maid

The audience said that Professor Russell must have something on his mind, and it was a long-standing issue that hadn't been resolved for many years! There was a sense of helplessness on his face that said, "I can't stand you but I can't get rid of you."

267L Department Head, let's fight for our reputation

I'm really excited when I talk about this. I heard that when Professor Russell was an assistant professor in the General Studies Department, he had a very unpleasant quarrel with the head of the department. The head of the department came back from a business trip today. Maybe the two of them met?

268L Prometheus

The head of the General Studies Department? Could it be the mysterious Professor Steam?

269L Department Head, let's fight for our reputation

Yes, he is also a legend in our school...

270L I am a small craftsman

As we all know, there are three legends in the Department of Generalists: the head with zero emotional intelligence, Ikanser who came out to the world, and Arrodes, the terminator of privacy; there are also three specialties in the Department of Generalists: bootlickers, gays, and voyeurs.

Well, although Arrodes transferred to Gouyuan as an assistant teacher, he graduated from the General Education Department after all.

271L Department Head, let's fight for our reputation

If it hadn't gone to Gouyuan, it probably wouldn't have been able to lick it now! There's really nothing you can do if the top beam is crooked.

272L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

The host is here to eat melons again! (You are so good at making fun of yourself)

273L Audrey's Dragon Maid

Sit in line and wait for the melons.

274L Department Head, let's fight for our reputation

The story of the grudge between Professor Russell and Professor Steam started two hundred years ago... At that time, Russell was just an ordinary, handsome assistant professor in the General Studies Department. With his outstanding talents, he was valued by the then department head and became the head's personal disciple.

275L Let me see your dream

Fuck, Russell is actually Steam's direct disciple? No way, sir! I, a Luo scholar, have never heard of it!

276L Department Head, let's fight for our reputation

It's normal that you haven't heard of it. Roselle has been deliberately concealing this matter. This has to start with the iron triangle of Roselle, Bonois, and the department head.

277L The Wanderer Who Doesn't Want to Wander

Exciting! (Nosebleed)

278L Mechanical Girl

Do we in the General Studies Department still have this kind of gossip?

279L Department Head, let's fight for our reputation

Roselle is a rare mechanical genius in hundreds of years. On the surface, he is the apprentice of the department head, but in fact, the two of them have a mutually supportive relationship. It is said that the department head's magic potion was completely digested by Roselle, otherwise, under the targeting of the hidden sage of the neighboring department, it would be difficult for him to maintain his position as the head of the general knowledge department.

280L I am a little craftsman

Who is this person above? How could he know so much gossip?

281L ​​Department Head, let's fight for our reputation

After staying with the department head for a long time, he basically knows everything he should know... After all, with his emotional intelligence, he can't hide anything...

282L Mechanical Girl

The person upstairs has revealed so many of the department head's secrets. Won't he be angry?

283L Department Head, let's fight for our reputation

Don't worry, his mechanical brain is not enough to make him understand the concept of the word "angry"... Okay, let's continue. Russell gave the head of the department so much help that the head wanted to give back, but he didn't know what Russell needed, so he thought about recognizing Russell as his godson.

284L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

I am shocked. Is this the spiritual world of straight men in engineering?

285L Prometheus

What a unique train of thought!

286L I am a small craftsman

Can the matter of steam engine be considered as low emotional intelligence?

287L The Wanderer Who Doesn't Want to Wander

Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, and then what?

288L Department Head, let's fight for our reputation

Then Russell would definitely not agree, but the department head was not discouraged. He thought about it again and decided to take action against Russell's son.

Roselle was a life of debauchery, and was worried that no one would take care of his son. The department head said he would help Roselle take care of Bonois, and Roselle happily agreed.

As a result, when he realized what was happening, Bonois had already called the department head "Dad".

289L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

Children, do you have a lot of question marks?

290L, let's fight for our reputation

Then Russell flew into a rage. It happened that he had been promoted to senior associate professor at that time, so he simply transferred directly to the Secret Peeping Department and stopped playing with the department head.

291L I am a small craftsman

And the department head is still taking care of Russell's children without any regrets...

292L The Wanderer Who Doesn't Want to Wander

The man was silent and the woman was in tears.

293L Department Head, let's fight for our reputation

The department head was particularly innocent. In his opinion, Bonova recognized him as his godfather, which not only helped him learn mechanics, but also helped him digest potions better, and it also deepened his relationship with Roselle. This was a good thing. He just didn't understand why Roselle was angry. We explained it to him for so many years, but he still didn't understand.

294L Department Head, let's fight for our reputation

Now Bonova no longer called him dad, but he had become his follower, a particularly loyal one. Every time Roselle saw Bonova, he would have a quarrel with the department head, but every time he was so angry at the department head's strange thinking that he almost lost control.

Later, Russell transferred to the Law Department and from the College of Knowledge to the College of Order, and they rarely met.

295L Little Yellow who doesn't want to drink the potion

Excuse me, but your department head is really sick.

296L Senior Associate Professor of General Studies - Steam Lover - Bonois Gustave

How can you say such blasphemous words against my Lord!

297L Little Yellow who doesn't want to drink the potion

...

298L newbie looking for sponsor (host)

Uh...well, everyone calm down.

299L Department Head, let's fight for our reputation

Here I want to say a few words in defense of our department head... Actually, he is not a bad person, he just has low emotional intelligence. He still has real feelings for Russell. After Russell transferred to the law department, he had a very difficult time. His child was also excluded by the general education department. The department head rarely stepped out of the laboratory at that time just to help Russell take good care of the child...Okay, I know it is really hard to forgive the fact that a child recognizes someone else as his father, but at least the department head is not a bad person, this sentence is true.

300L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

So sad...

301L Little Yellow who doesn't want to drink the potion

He needs to ask Adam for humanity.

302L Xiao Zhou who doesn't want to drink the potion

Reply to 302L: Don't be angry buddy, why don't the three of us get together tonight?

303L Little Yellow who doesn't want to drink the potion

OK.

304L Audrey's Dragon Maid

I vaguely guessed something... This post is amazing!

305L Let me see your dream

Are the people upstairs also from the audience department?

306L Audrey's Dragon Maid

Yes......

307L Let me see your dream

Stop rolling around in other people's melon fields, who's going to come up with something new?

308L Audrey's Dragon Maid

Damn, you know who?

309L Heart Arsonist

Damn! Is the audience You Know Who doing something new?

310L Ten Thousand Pound Pirate Lord Flame

Last time you got the girl upstairs pregnant, right?

311L Heart Arsonist

You've made progress, kid. Have you finally digested the Provocateur potion?

312L newbie looking for sponsor (host)

Who can explain to the newbies who is "you know who"? P.S. Actually, I want to know more about how to get pregnant. Hehehe.

313L handed 0-08 to the boss

I roughly know who 309L is.

Whatever is said must be known.

314L A devout believer of the fantasy dog

@萌新求包养 (OP) You know who is Amon's brother, the head of the audience department, and has all the underworld tricks. As long as you say his name, he will hear it.

Let me tell you about his performance today: he didn't come to class today, and left a task on the blackboard. We started chatting while completing the task, and then naturally we started to complain about him. I was having a great time complaining, and when I looked to the side, I saw the face of you know who!!!

315L handed 0-08 to the boss

Damn, my PTSD is acting up again! Should I say he is worthy of being Amon's brother?

316L A devout believer of the fantasy dog

He had been sitting in the empty seat next to me the whole time, like a psychological invisibility trick! Damn, I almost lost control and turned into a dragon!

317L Audrey's Dragon Maid

Is it too late to change my major now? I have a required course for him next semester. I would rather join the Aurora Rap Club than watch You Know Who again!

318L Heart Arsonist

Be careful with what you say upstairs, because you know who is sitting right next to you and watching you.

319L Let me see your dream

Shut up upstairs! Drink the Provocateur potion like water every day?

320L A devout believer of the fantasy dog

Ahhhhh shit! I feel like you know who is going to sit by my bed any minute to see me off to the grave, what should I do!!!

321L Newbie looking for sponsor (Original Poster)

Don't be nervous upstairs, keep calm!

322L Let me see your dream

What happened to these two brothers? Did they grow up eating the extraordinary characteristics of the Trickster?

322L The Drug Testing Maid of the Fantasy Dog

@想之狗的虔信徒 If you feel a lot of psychological pressure, remember to come to the psychological clinic and play with Susie, the assistant teacher, to relieve the pressure~

323L I'm Just a Dog

Woof?

END

I didn't expect a post to be so long.

I assigned nine accounts to Xiao Ke, and three of them have already appeared in [Please recommend a reliable professor]! The other accounts may appear in other posts~

The three numbers that have appeared are:

James Holmes

Flower Magician

Xiao Zhou who doesn't want to drink the potion

(You should have noticed it too, hehehe)