Chapter 10

Leila POV

Typing up a few documents and sending them on to some client's lawyers I'm interrupted by a knocking on my office door.

I look and see Monica smiling at me, holding a box.

"Hey girl, what are you doing here?"

"Marshall asked that I deliver a package to you" She said, confusion laced her tone.

I smirked and sat back as she placed the box in front of me.

I open the box, looking inside.

At first glance, it's chocolate.

I frown in confusion.

"He's sending me chocolate?"

Monica shrugged "Its the first I've heard about it, I'm the one that he normally gets to do things, he must have asked someone else to help him"

Upon closer inspection, it's wasn't just any regular chocolate.

It was a whole chocolate dick.

He's clever that's for sure.

Keeping a straight face and keeping the contents out of Monica's view, I pulled out a note that was inside.

Bitch,

I ain't lost this much fuckin' sleep since I was an actual drug addict and I was looking for my next high.

I hope you eat this dick and choke on it.

Sincerely,Fuck you.

MM

I love this for him.

Crazy looks good on him.

"What's it say?" Monica said with curiosity.

"Thanked me for a recommendation on a call girl company"

"What?" She said even more confused as I let out a laugh.

"I'm kidding"

"Oh" She said awkwardly "I was going to say, I don't need to know"

I folded the note and shoved it back in the box, placing the lid on it and then putting it on the floor next to me.

"Tell him thanks"

"I'm curious to know why Marshall is sending you gifts" She said looking thoughtful "He kinda sauntered off after he fell in the pool at my birthday and has been acting on edge and strange since, kinda weirder than usual"

"Isn't he known to be a bit of an eccentric?" I shrug nonchalantly and pick up my coffee and take a sip "Maybe he's finally giving in to that crazy that's been knocking at his door the last 20 years"

Monica laughed "You really don't like him much do you?"

"I don't like any men, what's your point?"

"Well he seems to have a fascination with you" She said, giving me a sheepish look and nodded "I must get back to the office, enjoy the gift, I'll see you on the weekend"

"I'll see you then, thanks for dropping it"

She smiled and gave me a wave before leaving my office.

Of course he would have a fascination with me.

That asshole would like anything with a pussy.

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Marshall POV

"Morning Marshall" Monica beamed as I caught her in the hallway "Heres your mail, you have two appointments scheduled for phone meetings at 10 am and 1 pm, and a package came for you, I left it on your desk"

"Thanks Mon"

She nodded and smiled and disappeared into her office as I headed back into mine and closing the door.

I walked to the desk and sat down in front of the package.

I don't remember ordering anything and I hadn't spoken to any brands recently so I wasn't expecting anything.

I shrugged to must and started to open it.

I came into view of a few items, all stamped with the Superman symbol.

I pulled out children's arm floaties, a large floating, flip flops, board shorts, and a towel.

I snorted.

I pulled out the envelope, opening it and pulling out a note, and opening it, glitter exploding all over me.

"What the fuck?!" I yelled looking around, dusting off my t-shirt, glitter already embedded in everything.

"Fuuuuck!" I groaned again.

I sighed and started to read the note.

Superman,

There's irony in the fact that you call yourself superman and a God when you can barely keep your balance.

Here are some items to aid you next time you trip on that cape and forget you can't walk on water.

Sincerely yours,Bitch

P.S

Thanks for the dick, it was pretty mediocre.

Mother fucking-

My office door flew open and I snapped my head up and started to shove everything back in the box in a panic.

"Ay man what you... What you got there? Why you covered in glitter?" Denaun said as he walked over to the desk with Royce in tow.

"None of y'all fucking business-"

"Is that them kids floaties?" Royce said snatching them out of the box as Denaun snatched the note and started reading it out loud.

"DAMNN SHE REALLY CALLING YOU OUT" Royce cackled out loud, almost toppling over, still clutching the floaties.

"Who you been giving your mediocre dick too?"

"Nobody" I grunt as I sit down in defeat and roll my eyes "it's a double meaning"

"For what?" Royce cackled "What could that possibly be that isn't related to you giving her sex that was ass"

"I sent Leila a chocolate Dick a few days ago"

They both fell about laughing.

"Yo, you finished?"

"She didn't... She didn't..." Denaun said as he waved his hand at me as he was bent over laughing "She didn't have to do you like that but sis did"

"Sis actually said "superman ain't saving shit" Royce said cackling louder as he fell onto the couch gasping for air.

"Ha ha fuckin' ha"

"She got you, man"

"Fuck her, I ain't that bad"

"You fell in a pool Marshall, what the fuck you mean you ain't that bad?"

I start typing on my phone looking up something to send her next.

"I'm gonna send her GOAT mail"

"She's gonna eat you alive with that one" Royce cackled again "Why bother? So she rejected you, why you still trying her?"

"I ain't letting this bitch get to me"

"Mmhmm, He gone certified crazy" Denaun said leaning towards Royce "Do you think she gonna break him?"

I glared at him.

"She may have already my brother," Royce said and gave a thoughtful look "I ain't seen this man have this much obsession over a woman he ain't fucking before"

"Oh fuck off, I'm not obsessed"

They both snort at the same time, then start humming the tune of Mariah's song obsessed.

These motherfuckers are crazy.

I'm not fucking obsessed at all.

I scroll through my phone ordering the next package to her.

I'm gonna teach this bitch a lesson.