Chapter 6: Dylan's Plan B

23:01, 28 July 2023

Meggy: Oh God... I'm gonna have a Stroke.

Auri: It's alright, Meggy... just take some deep breaths... don't get too stressed, you know you have Mental health problems.

Meggy: *sigh* I know...

Auri: Take it easy.

Meggy: Why am I here, anyway?! Why am I not at my own house?!

Auri: Um... please don't get upset.

Meggy: Why?!

Auri: Your house...

Meggy: Yeah?

Auri: It's been destroyed by Dylan...

Meggy: O_O

Auri: Sorry?

Meggy: W- What?!

Auri: It's true.

Meggy: *faints* 😵

Auri: *sigh* Oh God...

Meanwhile...

Mario: *wakes up* H- Huh?

Mario seemed to have ended up in the back of a Van.

Mario: W- What the... where am I now?!

Dylan: Seems like you're awake, again!

Mario: What's all this?!

Mario looked around.

Mario: Petrol and Gas Cylinders?! What the hell are you playing at?!

Dylan: What does it look like?! This is my Plan B!

Mario: What are you trying to do?!

Dylan: Since Plan A didn't come to plan... I'm moving on to the other phrase that I'm doing!

Mario: What's that?!

Dylan: The original plan was simple... Kill you and your babies, drive this Van full of Petrol and Gas Cylinders to the Mushroom Kingdom!

Mario: So, where are we going?!

Dylan: The place that you're familiar with... Your home town!

Mario: The Mushroom Kingdom?!

Dylan: That's it!

Mario realised.

Mario: OMG... you blew up my house, didn't you?!

Dylan: YOU WHAT?!?!?!

Mario: I received a Voice-mail from SMG4... and he said that you blew up my house and Auri saw the whole thing!!!

Dylan: GRRR!!! I'M GONNA KILL THAT BENT COPPER!!! 😡

Mario: I like to see you try... he's got Armed assistance!!!

Dylan: So have I!

Mario: Where's your Army, then?! Oh wait... they're locked up and the key is thrown away!!!

Dylan: Shut it!!!

Mario: So, is that it?! I've got no home and I suppose I'm gonna have to force SMG4 to move my family into the Castle... aren't I?!

Dylan: Well, that's alright... because that's where we're going!

Mario: The Castle?!

Dylan: Right through the front doors!!!

...

Mario: T- The Front Doors?!

Mario realised...

Mario: *panting* Oh no... 😨

At the Castle...

Bob: *vapes* Looks like it's gonna rain, this afternoon.

Luigi: You don't say.

Bob: Luigi, you don't seem yourself... what's up?

Luigi: What does it look like?! Mario and Meggy's house is destroyed and there's a dangerous Inkling on the loose!

Bob: Well, they can live with us... can't they?

Luigi: Um...

Mia: Luigi!!!

Luigi: Huh?!

Bob: Hey look, your parents are here!

Luigi: Mum?! What's wrong?!

Mia: I- It's your Brother!!!

Luigi: What about him?!

Mia: He's been kidnapped!!!

Luigi: Wait... what?!

Pio: Your Brother is in danger, son!!!

Luigi: OMG!!!

Bob: This isn't my problem, I'm going back inside.

Luigi: Um... we're going inside too, you know.

Bob: I meant I'm going back to my Room.

Luigi: -_-

Back with Mario...

Mario: Come on, Dylan... this is ridiculous!!! Just think about what you're doing... Every single Police Officer is on to you!!!

Dylan: Oh yeah?!

Mario: If you're gonna blow up the Castle... what do you need me in the back for?!

Dylan: Look, I'm sorry... alright?! You turned up at the wrong place at the wrong time!!!

Mario: I was on a Camping weekend with my family!!! How long have you been spying on us for?!

Dylan: Long enough to get my chance to kidnap you!!!

Mario: Just what is it that you want from me?!

Dylan: I want you dead... you ruined my life!!!

Mario: NO... YOU RUINED YOUR OWN LIFE!!!

Dylan: SHUT UP!!!

Mario: YOU SHUT UP!!!

Dylan: I'm gonna do this... and no one can stop me!!!

Mario: STOP THE VAN!!!

Dylan: BE QUIET!!!

Mario: I SAID; STOP THE VAN!!!

Dylan: SHUT UP... This is just to teach you and all of your friends and family, a lesson!!!

Mario: *panting* Oh Christ... 😨

Back with Meggy...

Auri: Take it easy, Meggy.

Meggy: I cannot believe that Dylan destroyed my house!!!

Auri: I know... when I found your house burning up, I reacted the same way as you did... I fainted as well!

Meggy: Nice...

Auri: What exactly happened, then?!

Meggy: We were making Lunch... Mario went away to pick some Flowers for me, he didn't come back 10 minutes later... I went to go and look for him, and that's where I found his Cap, his Phone and a Note saying; 'Ha Ha Ha... Say Goodbye to your Husband, Meggy' and then, there's a naked drawing of me kissing a Penis.

Auri: Looks like he's planning to kill Mario!

Meggy: OH GOD!!!

Auri: Don't get stressed!!!

...

Meggy: Where am I gonna live, now?!

Auri: Maybe, you can stay with your other friends... down at the Castle.

Meggy: Hmm... you may have a point.

Auri: Speaking of the Castle... I gotta go and warn the others about Mario being abducted! Make yourself at home.

Meggy: Thanks, Auri.

Auri: I also like how you're wearing his Cap, BTW.

Meggy: Ta...

Auri rushed out.

Gino/Emily: Dah...

Meggy: *sigh* Hello, my Munchkins.

Back with Mario...

Mario: DYLAN!!!

Dylan: SHUT UP!!!

Mario: COME ON, MAN!!!

Dylan: SHUT YOUR GOD-DAMN MOUTH!!!

Mario: JUST STOP THE VAN AND PULL OVER!!!

Dylan: I'm gonna do this... we've just gone past the 'Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom' sign... we're nearly there now!!!

Mario: FOR CHRIST'S SAKE... DON'T DO THIS!!!

Dylan: This is it... this is for the greater good!!!

Mario: *panting* OH JESUS... NO!!! 😰😰😰

Back at the Castle...

SMG4: OMG... KIDNAPPED?!?!?!

Luigi: Apparently, so!!!

Tari: Dear God... that's awful!!!

Mia: My favourite son in the world... Kidnapped!!! He's gonna die, and I just know it!!!

Pio: Mia, don't be like that!!!

Mia: Oh God, this is too much to take... I promised myself that I would protect my son! But no, some stupid dick has gone and abduct my favourite son!!!!

Luigi: F- Favourite son?!

SMG4: Emotional Damage!

Tari: SMG4, this is serious!!!

...

Mia: I'm such a fool...

Doris: You're not, sis!

Mia: Oh, I am... Doris! I really am... Mario is in danger, and I think we're all in danger!

Pio: What makes you say that?!

Mia: Mario's wife was in bits, when Dylan Cumber kidnapped him!!!

Tari: Wait... Dylan Cumber?!

SMG4: Oh no... this is bad! This is really, really bad!!!

Mia: *sigh* I have never been this freaked out in my life... and there's actually this bit of me that is saying that I'm glad that it wasn't Meggy nor my Grand-kids.

Pio: Are you?

Mia: Do you all know what I mean?! I'm actually glad that it wasn't Meggy nor my Grand-kids.

Luigi: *sigh* Mum... you can't blame yourself about what's happening to Mario.

SMG4: I agree, these things happen... I mean, look at Melony! She got beaten up and raped, and she nearly died! Melony got back up on her feet.

Mia: Look... I'm just really scared that Mario has been slaughtered by Dylan! He might never get to hear his children say their first words!

Pio: I hope he does.

Doris: Same here.

Mia: Poor Mario... he's gonna die and I just know it.

Pio: Look, the Police are already aware of this... you saw that Blue Gumball ring the Police!

SMG4: He does have a name.

Pio: Whatever...

Mia: *sigh* God-dammit... now I'm the one who is in a Nightmare...