Chapter 5: Kidnapped

23:00, 28 July 2023

https://youtu.be/Z6ylGHfLrdI

Mario: *wakes up* H- Huh?!

Dylan: Oh good... you're awake! That's good.

Mario: W- Where am I?! What's going on?!

Dylan: Hello, Mario... long time no see.

Mario: YOU!!!

Dylan: Did you miss me?

Mario: Why am I here?! I was with Meggy and my babies!!!

Dylan: Never mind that!

Mario: What are you doing here, Dylan Cumber?!

Dylan: I'm here to get my revenge!

Mario: Revenge?!

Dylan: You ruined my life, Mario... you know that, don't you?!

Mario: N- No... you ruined your own life!!! You're the one who raped my wife and Melony against their wills!!!

Dylan: Did I, now?!

Mario: Are you a retard?!

*KICK*

Mario: OUCH!!!

Dylan: You know... there was a time where I liked you! We used to be nice to each other, when we first met... but no! You were a Grass, and now... here we are at this place!!!

Mario: So, it's true... you did escape Prison!!!

Dylan: I've been planning my escape for years, and it was a big success!

Mario: Did you drop the Soap?!

Dylan: Nobody would go near me during my time... not even in the Canteen, not even at Free Time, and not even the Showers! They all wouldn't go near me, because they thought I was a menace to society!

Mario: They do have a point!

Dylan: SHUT IT!!!

*KICK*

Mario: OUCH!!!

Dylan: And now, since I escaped... I can finally get my revenge!!!

Mario: Why are you doing this?!

Dylan: You see, after I escaped Prison... I couldn't get revenge on my own, so I made a new team full of my old friends! But before that... some stupid Water-melon Girl tried to make a Citizen's arrest... and do you know what I did?! She thought I was knocked out, and I smashed her Head with a Champagne bottle and she was knocked out! I destroyed her Bottom half and it was amazing!

Mario: You what?!

Dylan: After she was knocked out... she was a very good Girl.

Mario: Melony nearly died, you know... you could've killed her!!! We gonna have a Pregnancy Party, that weekend... and because of you, we were all scared to death rather than celebrating Tari becoming pregnant!!!

Dylan: Sorry, not interested in that!

*KICK*

Mario: OUCH... STOP KICKING ME!!!

Dylan: *chuckles* I can do this, all day!

Mario: Just what is it that you're trying to do?!

Dylan: Well, my plan is simple... I'm gonna kill you, and then you're entire family is next! Including, your kids!!!

Mario: NO... NOT MY BABIES!!!

Dylan: *laughs* Oh yes... they won't even remember when they were alive!!! 😈

Mario: NO!!!

Dylan: Shut the hell up!!!

*KICK*

Mario: *sobbing* O- Ow!!! 😭

???: Dylan... the execution is ready!!!

Mario: W- Who's there?!

Dylan: Only the best Splatfest champion, there is!

Mario: Eh?!

Dylan: Let's see who it is, shall we?

Dylan carried Mario to another room.

Mario: PUT ME DOWN!!!

Meanwhile...

Pio: Hey look, it's the bliggity bloke who got suspended.

Auri turned around.

Auri: Oh... you must be Mario's Parents and Auntie.

Pio: What's up your ass?

Auri: Just waiting for the Bus... to go home.

Mia: Is there something wrong?

Auri: You know the Crematorium that was blown up, yesterday? Dylan Cumber did that.

Doris: What?! 'THE' Dylan Cumber?!

Auri: Yes!

Doris: Oh, how awful!

Auri: I was there when it exploded, as well! It must've been an organised attack... just like Inkopolis.

Pio: Where?

Mia: Pio, you're just like Mario!

Auri: And, just for the record... I've got my job back.

Pio: Fair enough.

Auri: *sigh* I am not having a good week... Thank god it's Saturday and it's the weekend.

Doris: We better go.

Then...

https://youtu.be/OF4iV__YlPE

Mia: DORIS... LOOK OUT!!!

Doris: Oh, Jesus!!!

Doris managed to jump out of the way.

*TYRES SCREECH*

The Car eventually stopped.

Auri: Whoa... are you okay?!

Doris: Yes... I'm fine!

The crazy driver appeared to be... Meggy!

Meggy: *panting* HELP ME!!!

Auri: *gasp* Meggy?! What's going on?!

Meggy: HE'S TAKEN MARIO!!!

Auri: What's happened?!

Meggy: HE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY DYLAN!!!

Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!

Mia: OMG... my Mario has been abducted?!

Mia started to freak out.

Doris: Mia, it's okay!!!

Mia: *panting* M- Mario...

Pio: Mia, take a chill pill!

Meggy: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭😭😭

Auri got his Phone out.

[PHONE CALLING]

M&M: Hello? Commissioner M&M, speaking.

Auri: Gov, it's Auri!

M&M: Auri?! What can I do for you?!

Auri: We have a major problem!!!

Back with Mario...

Mario: What's happening?! What are you gonna do?!

Dylan: Here we are!

Mario: *GASP* OH... MY... CHRIST!!!

There was a Guillotine!!!

Dylan: What do you think?!

Mario: NO... PLEASE DON'T EXECUTE ME!!!

Dylan: Too bad! You ruined my life... and you're gonna pay the price!!!

Mario: I would've preferred the Scream Extractor from Monsters Inc.

???: Is he ready?

Dylan: Yes, he is.

Mario: Who's there?!

???: Well, I was the Splatfest Champion of Champions!

Dylan: He was, indeed!

???: But, you can call me...

https://youtu.be/8jtokdYUrng

Wren: ONE SHOT WREN!!!

Mario: O- One Shot Wren?!

Wren: Hello, Mario... it's nice to meet you, finally.

Mario: Y- You're the bloke who inspired Meggy to become Splatfest Champion... you're her idol!!!

Wren: That's right.

Mario: Why are you on Dylan's side?!

Wren: Let me explain... I was a Splatfest Champion, I had everything, I had the whole world... until, some-how... when I bottled the Final, the whole world moved without me, and I lost everything.

Mario You bottled the League, just like Arsenal did in the Premier League?

Wren: For a while, I was lost... until one day, Dylan found me and was gifted to me! An experience where being a Criminal was actually more fun!

Dylan: True!

Wren: Robbing Banks, Committing Arson, Assaulting People... but, most importantly... Raping Hot Girls!

Mario: You're a Rapist, too?!

Wren: No, I'm not a rapist... I'm usually into making Bombs.

Mario: Making Bombs?!

Wren: Hell yeah!

Mario realised...

Mario: *GASP* IT WAS YOU, GUYS... You were the ones who Bombed Inkopolis, nearly 3 weeks ago!!!

Wren: *chuckles* Very clever, Mario... you are one smart guy.

Mario: Not only that you are just a Monster... but, Meggy trusted you when she was young!!!

Wren: Did she, now?!

Mario: This is going to end, right now!!!

Dylan: No, your life will end... right now!!!

Wren: What shall we do with him?

Dylan: BRING ME HIS HEAD!!!

Mario: W- What is this?! Game of Thrones?!

Wren: As you wish.

Dylan and Wren dragged Mario to the Guillotine.

Mario: *panting* OH GOD, NO... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! 😰😰😰

Dylan: Too bad!

Mario: *panting* Oh God... I'm actually gonna die! Why I did I agree to do this Camping holiday?! It wasn't even my idea!!! 😰😰😰

*PUNCH*

Mario: OUCH!!!

Dylan: Shut your mouth!!!

Mario: I NEVER GOT TO HEAR MY BABIES SAY THEIR FIRST WORD!!! 😭

Dylan: Don't worry... THEY'RE NEXT!!! 😈😈😈

Wren: That's a bit dark, isn't it?

Dylan: *evil laugh* HA HA HA... I LOVE MY LIFE!!! 😈😈😈

???: STOP!!!

Dylan/Wren: Huh?!

Zayn Wright appeared.

Dylan: Zayn?! What are you doing here?!

Zayn: What the hell are you playing at?!

Dylan: What does it look like?!

Zayn: Dylan, you don't have to do this... if you do this, you're gonna go straight back to Prison! And, I don't wanna see my old friend being locked up again!!!

Mario: W- Who are you?!

Zayn: I'm Zayn Wright, and I'm one of Dylan's old friends.

Mario: Zayn Wright... that name rings a Bell.

Zayn: Meggy Spletzer kicked me in the face.

Mario: Wait... you're the Inkling who sexually harassed Melony!

Zayn: *sigh* I am... and, you must be Mario.

Dylan: Go away, Zayn... you grassed me up, the other day! You told the Coppers that it was me that raped this Melony Girl!!!

Zayn: No way... if you kill this geezer, they'll be Coppers out there looking for you... You're gonna get targeted again!!!

Dylan: I'm already targeted, so what?!

Zayn: And, One Shot Wren... you used to be the best Splatfest player on Earth... where's that old One Shot Wren?!

Wren: That old One Shot Wren is no more... they just spat at me like I was a joke.

Zayn: I see... but, look at you now! What you're doing is stupid!

Wren: It's not stupid... I'm now proud to be a Criminal!

Zayn: Are you, now?! You used to be everyone's idol... including Meggy's!

Dylan: Now, if you excuse us... we gotta execute this idiot!

Zayn: No, I won't let you do that! You're gonna have to get through me, first!

Wren gets a Gun from his pocket.

*COCKS GUN*

Wren: You heard him... leave!

Zayn: P- Put it down!

Wren: Or what?!

Zayn: Just put the Gun down!

Wren: Says the guy who is always carrying a Sniper!!!

Zayn: It shoots Paint, actually.

Wren: Whatever...

Zayn: Look, you're gonna go back to Prison if you don't stop... and Wren, you'll go to Prison for bombing Inkopolis! The Coppers already know who detonated the Bombs!

...

Dylan: What do you mean; The Coppers already know who detonated the Bombs?!

Zayn: ...

Dylan: You told them, didn't you?!

Zayn: What?

Dylan: GOD-DAMMIT, ZAYN... I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!! 😡😡😡

Zayn: I can explain...

Dylan: YOU'RE A GRASS!!!

Then...

Zayn: GRRR!!! I'M NOT A GRASS!!! 😡

*KICK*

Wren: OUCH!!!

Zayn snatched the Gun.

Zayn: I'M A COP!!!

Everyone: O_O

Zayn: *panting* I'm a Cop...

Dylan: I- I beg your pardon?!

Zayn: Me!

[PLOT TWIST!!!]

At the Police Station...

M&M: Everybody... I'm sorry to interrupt your duties... but, we've got an emergency situation on our hands!!! Officer Auri rang me up whilst he was off-duty and said that there was an abduction... the kidnapper was ID'd as Dylan Cumber!

C. Inkling: I also got a call from Zayn Wright... he says that he was spotted at an abandoned warehouse in the Field, where me, M&M and Mr. Monitor were... the other day!

Mr. Monitor: Hold up... Zayn Wright told you that?!

C. Inkling: Yes.

Mr. Monitor: Why is he helping us when he was previously arrested?!

C. Inkling: Maybe, he was taught a lesson?

...

M&M: Anyways, that Dylan Cumber is a menace to society... he's a serial rapist, he's now a abductor and he's considered very dangerous... let's get the British FBI to join us!

Mr. Monitor: They're called the NCA.

M&M: So, let's catch him... before somebody dies!

Back with Mario...

Dylan: Y- YOU... A COP?!?!?!

Zayn: *panting* Yes... I'm a Cop!

Dylan: I don't understand... we were friends, after all these years!!!

Zayn: Maybe, we were... but the truth is... I was Undercover, the whole time!

Mario: Can I ask you a question?!

Zayn: You may?

Mario: How come you sexually harassed Melony, if you're a Cop?!

Zayn: Look... I was travelling with the other members of Dylan's gang! We travelled to The Trafford Centre in Manchester and I was forced to sexually harass one of your friends... they could've tortured me if I was a Chicken.

Dylan: OMG... I CAN'T BELIEVE I TRUSTED YOU!!!

Zayn: Come on, Dylan... just let Mario go!

Dylan: NEVER!!!

Zayn grabbed Wren.

Wren: OW... GET OFF ME!!!

Zayn: Let him go, and nobody gets hurt!!!

Dylan also had a Gun.

*COCKS GUN*

Mario: JESUS!!!

Dylan: Go ahead, Zayn... you kill Wren, I kill Mario!

Zayn: Go ahead, Dylan... you kill Mario, I kill Wren!

Dylan: Knock yourself out... you kill Wren, I kill Mario!