Chapter 4: A Nice Camping Holiday???

https://youtu.be/ipf7ifVSeDU

THE NEXT MORNING...

Meggy: Ah... this is actually nice.

Mario: You think so?

Meggy: It's just me, you and our babies... all alone in this Forest. This place does look like it's been dead for a while.

Mario: Yeah... with no one else around us, this must be our secret and private area.

Meggy: Aye.

Mario: How are you feeling?

Meggy: To be honest... this is actually really sweet! Being away from all of the chaos that is going on is making me feel really relaxed.

Mario: Is it?

Meggy: Most importantly... you're here to get rid of my Mental illness.

Mario: Aww... come here! 😍

*KISS*

Meggy: I feel like I'm getting there, though.

Mario: Good!

Meggy: I'm having the time of my life, out here... The Birds are chirping, the wind is breezy and--

Meggy froze.

Mario: What?

Meggy: *gasp* Is that a Waterfall?!

Mario: OMG... it is!

Meggy: OMG... we have to swim in that!!!

Mario: Okie-dokie!!!

Later...

Mario: Smile!

*CAMERA SHUTTER*

Meggy: OMG... I'm starting to love it here!

Mario: That's great!

Gino: Mah...

Mario: Gino wants to play with your Hair!

Meggy: Aww... you wanna play with Mummy's Hair?

Gino strokes Meggy's Hair.

Gino: *giggles*

Meggy: You love Mummy's Hair?

Emily: Lah...

Mario: I think Emily wants a kiss.

Meggy: Aww, Emily... 😍

*KISS*

Emily: *giggles*

Meggy: I feel loved. 😊

Mario: Everyone loves you!

*VOICE-MAIL NOTIFICATION*

https://youtu.be/83drD7S95SY

Mario: *sigh* I received a voice-mail from SMG4...

Meggy: We're in the middle of nowhere... doesn't he know that there's no signal when you're in the middle of nowhere?

Mario: Imma answer it, anyway.

Meggy: You do that, while I swim with the kids.

Mario played the message.

SMG4: Um... hey Mario, I've got bad and shocking news... someone set Fire to your house and it exploded and collapsed! This is no joke...

Auri: It's true! I even witnessed it... this is Auri, BTW.

SMG4: Just wanted to let you know... I don't know how you're gonna tell Meggy... so, I'm sorry...

[END OF MESSAGE]

Mario: W- What?! 😨

Mario started to freak out.

Mario: Oh, sweet Jesus... 😨

Meggy: AHH!!! Gino un-did my Bra and I'm topless!!!

Gino: *giggles*

Mario: *GASP* OH, MAMMA MIA!!! 😍😍😍

*CAMERA SHUTTER*

Meggy: Really?!

Mario: That's my Boy!

Meanwhile...

Gino: *giggles*

Meggy: Come on, Gino... be a good Boy and give my Bra back to Mummy!

Mario: If the kids weren't here, right now... I would probably start playing with my Spaghetti Noodle, right now!

...

???: *chuckles* 😈😈😈

Uh-oh... looks like someone is spying on Mario's family.

Have a bloody guess who it is...

After that...

Mario: Wow, that was a lot of fun!

Meggy: It sure was... and it's a shame that we didn't bring Towels.

Mario: We just wanted to go in, so badly!!!

Meggy: I know!!! 😂

*LAUGHING* 😂😂😂

Mario: We can Air Dry, though.

Meggy: True.

Mario: The kids enjoyed it.

Meggy: They usually like paddling in the Pool, back at home.

Mario froze.

Mario: O_O

Meggy: You OK, Mario?

Mario: Um... y- yeah, I'm fine...

Meggy: Are you sure?

Mario: Yeah... let's cook some Lunch!

Meggy: Okay?

Mario: *sigh* Oh God... home...

At Lunch...

Meggy: Ah... I love today.

Mario: *gulp*

Meggy: What's wrong?

Mario: H- Huh?

Meggy: You've been acting weird since we got out of the Creek.

Mario: Um... no I'm fine... I- It's just...

Meggy: Mario, tell me!

Mario: Um... why don't you watch Lunch, for us? I'm off to find some Flowers for you.

Meggy: Aww... that'll be nice.

Mario: And, don't touch it! You know what happens when you touch our cooking!

Meggy: *sigh* I won't.

*KISS*

Mario: B.R.B!

Mario went away.

Later...

Mario played the message, again.

SMG4: Um... hey Mario, I've got bad and shocking news... someone set Fire to your house and it exploded and collapsed! This is no joke...

Auri: It's true! I even witnessed it... this is Auri, BTW.

SMG4: Just wanted to let you know... I don't know how you're gonna tell Meggy... so, I'm sorry...

[END OF MESSAGE]

Mario: Oh God... my house destroyed?! How am I gonna explain this to Meggy?! I don't want her Mental illness to rise up, again!

Mario had a little think.

Mario: *clears throat* Um... Meggy, please don't get upset... but, someone... accidentally drove and crashed into our house and the Car some-how exploded and the explosion caught the house and it set of Fire and collapsed.

*GASP*

Mario: That's it! I'll just tell her that it was an accident!!! I'm a Genius!

Mario was about to leave.

Mario: But first... I gotta get some Flowers for my beautiful wife.

Then...

Dylan: Hello, Mario!

Mario: *gasp* YOU!!!

*BONK*

Mario: 😵

Mario got knocked out.

Dylan: Let's take him to the Van!!!

10 MINUTES LATER...

Meggy: Mario... where are you?! I switched the Hob off, so Lunch wouldn't burn!

Then...

Meggy: *GASP* MARIO?!?!?!

Meggy realised that something wasn't right!

Meggy: What's that note say?!

She read it.

Meggy: Ha Ha Ha... Say Goodbye to your Husband, Meggy?! And, there's a naked drawing of me kissing a Penis?!

She then realised...

Meggy: *SCREAMS* CUMBER!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡

Meanwhile...

M&M: Hey, Auri!

Auri: Gov? What brings you here?

M&M: We've got CCTV footage from yesterday's attacks.

Auri: Really?!

M&M: And, you're not gonna like the results...

Auri: Tell me, then.

M&M: This photo was taken at about 2:38pm... just 1 hour and 22 minutes before the Funeral started.

Auri: Okay?

M&M: Someone sneaked into the Crematorium with an Explosive Device... and look who we've found. 

Auri: Who?

M&M: Look at that.

Auri: O_O

M&M: He's back.

Auri: *panting*

M&M: You okay?!

Auri: *SCREAMS* CUMBER!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡