Kennys visit pt. 2

Kenneth

I say goodbye to Stan and Wendy. I promise them to look out for Brianna and tell Tweek and Craig their last wishes. Soon I am alone with Eliza again."Will you tell my dearest Val all the best? Please make sure to also greet my lovely Nell. I cannnot promise you that after that you might ever get back here when dieing.", Eliza tells me and summons open a portal to hell, "I will indeed miss you dearly my beloved Kenneth if you shall never return to heaven."The portal opens and an endless blackness gets visible."Au revoir ma chérie.", I kiss the back of her hand and step into the black void.

On the other side of the portal I get greeted by Kelly. She's a warrior princess from an ancient time. But she was on the bad side. She is the guard of the hell entrance."Ah Kenneth, long time no see.", she gives me a wicked smile, "how have you been?""Yeah it's been a while since I got sent here.", I agree, "I'm fine how are you? Have you seen Pip or Damien by any chance?""You know, life is hell as usual.", she snickers, "but I haven't seen those two in a while. You know the rulers of hell are pretty busy. Especially after Satans death everything has been up and down."I raise an eyebrow and look at her confused: "Hold on. Satan is dead? What happened?""Long story short, the ultimate battle between God and Satan happened. God won and Satan is dead.", she sighs, "it's a sad story indeed.""Oh my!", a voice with a strong british acent exclaims, "do my eyes deceive me or is it truly you Kenny?""It is, Pip.", I smile at the blonde boy."Oh dear. Damien love, Kenny is here again. Come say 'hello'."Damien appears next to Pip from a grey dust cloud. "Hello.""Hi Damien, it's been a while.", I say and grin at him."Yes. You must have heard the news from our gossipgirl Kelly. What do you want? I can only assume one reason why you'd transfer from heaven to hell.", Damien states coldly.He's seeing through me. So he definitly has something to do with it."Don't be so rude sweetheart.", Pip purrs with a sweet soothing voice and it seems to calm Damien a little."But I know you're here for a reason like Damien said. Let's go somewhere private to chat."

Pip pours me a cup of tea and we all take a seat on the white round table in their living room. He still smiles big at me while Damien looks grim at me. "What brings you here today?", Pip asks."Well...", I take a deep breath thinking how I'm going to say this, "there's an apocalypse going on. It's literally the end of the world with zombies and stuff. Since you guys are the rulers of hell I thought you might know what the fuck is going on up there?"Pip and Damien exchange a look and they both begin to laugh hysterically. Pip is giggling and wiping the tears away."You haven't figured it out yet, have you?", Damien smirks wicked at me.I turn to Pip whom still escape a few giggles: "What is he talking about?""Well isn't it obvious Kenny?", he grins wide and reveales sharp teeth."You- you guys did this!", I exclaim when I finally puzzle their hints together."Took you long enough to figure this out.", Damien snickers."But... why are you doing this?""Oh, my love Damien pulled a blinder.", Pip announces proudly, "I'm chuffed to bits!"I look bewildered between them: "What the fuck?!"Pip grins and continues: "Well, it was quite easy to do. After Damien's father died we plotted revenge. God cannot do a thing about the bloody hell we set loose on the earths surface. We quite enjoy the chaos that is going on.""We know why you're here Kenny.", Damien states with his deep scratchy voice, "you found the pieces Pip insisted on spreading in South Park. But you can't puzzle them together or rather decipher them. Am I right?"I nod still trying to figure out what their plan is."Well my dear Kenny we thought so. That's why we planned a surprise for you!", Pip tells me excitedly, "we made a deal wih Cthulhu so now we're the one's who have the faith of you immortality in our hands. And you're not going anywhere until you've done somethings for us."The words get stuck in my throat and my tongue is paralyzed. My body feels heavy as plumb. I can't move from the chair as if I'm glued on the spot. Sweat starts dripping my forehead as I stare at the two boys who once went to school with me. Who played UNO and other card games with me on times when I landeded in hell. Pip's eyes begin to glow ruby-coloured and black wings rise behind him from his small and fragile body. Damien's eyes turn pitchblack and a milisecond later he's gone. Now I'm alone with Pip.

"Why are you doing this Pip?", I ask him as I regain sensibility in my tongue. "Damien and I are going to bodge the earth. We'll cleanse it from all that isn't worthy. Isn't that bloody brilliant?", he exclaims excitedly, "Damien and I spent a lot of time thinking how we could avenge his father, then we finally came up with this. And a bonus is that God cannot stop since he'll need loads of time to recover from the fight with Satan. As pleasent as it has been to have good old chinwag with you Kenny, I need to be leaving and prepare your tasks and riddles. If you can solve them all and go through with all tasks we'll release you. For each task your friend will gain something from it. If you cannot, you'll never see you immortality or your friends again. Cheerio old mate."And with that Pip dissolved himself into nothingness. I still sit in their living room trying to process everything that has just happened. I can't believe their playing this sick game with me and the world. But I'll just have to keep my head down and do what they ask for. It's the only way I can regain my freedom and see my friends and my love Leo again. I stand up and take a deep breath.Here goes nothing.

KENNY TRAVELS A DEAD ROADSEES A DARK SUNAND NOW WAITS BEYOND OBLIVION