Authors Note

Hey guys! I hope you really enjoy this story between Adolf and Joseph! It is a bit mature context but I hope you enjoy you smutty kids... BE WARNED NOT RECOMMENDED FOR UNDER 30 (very mature)

TW: mpreg / smut / drug abuse / super saucy smut / deppression / strong male presence / adolf hitler / twin towers / internalised homophobia ): / angst / intense scat / death / russians 

Playlist to listen to whilst reading:

National Anthem of the USSR (1944 version) 

Hudson Mohawke - Cbat

Everybody Loves an Outlaw - I See Red

Doja Cat - Boss Bitch

Arctic Monkeys - I Wanna Be Yours 

Millie B - M to the B

The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather

Arizona Zevas - ROXANNE 

George Michael - Careless Whisper

Chappelle Roan - Pink Pony Club

Dschinghis Khan - Moskau 

Olivia Rodrigo - Vampire 

ABBA - Take A Chance On Me 

Bhad Bhabie, Lil Yachty - Gucci Flip Flops 

Soulja Boy - Crank That (Soulja Boy)

Shakira - She Wolf

Joan Osborne - One Of Us

Ultimate Party Jams - I Just Had Sex (The Lonely Island & Akon Party Tribute)

DISCLAIMER: (serious)

This is a work of satire. The characters and events depicted are heavily fictionalised for the purpose of parody and absurdist humour. This story is in no way, shape or form intended to glorify, romanticise or excuse in any capacity the real-world atrocities committed by Nazi Germany, the Soviet Union - or any other fascist/totalitarian regime.