Attack on Titan: Collosal Arlert

I don't know why, but everyone is so obssesed with Armin's abbs. To me, abbs are just abbs. But because everyone in the fandom is making a big deal about it, I decided to write a goofy story about it. It might be weird though, so it's your choice to read it or not lol

Warning, this could contain future Season 3 spoilers.

A lot of crazy hellish things just happened. The colossal Titan, Bertolt, was basically destroying Shiganshina district, Armin, Eren and Mikasa’s home.

But worst….Bertolt nearly kills Armin! Armin is now a literal burnt cinnamon roll. And Eren and Mikasa were far from ok with this. They were enraged!!

But luckily Levi had a special serum that can give any human being the ability to transform into a Titan. But Levi had a choice-- to give the serum to Erwin, or Armin.

In the end, Levi chooses Armin. When Armin is injected with the serum, he transforms into a Titan and he devours Bertolt-- serves him right! That's what happens when you attempt to nearly kill the most precious main character in the series!!

But erm, anyways, after devouring Bertolt, Armin’s Titan collapse and everyone runs over to help pull Armin out from the nape of the Titans neck.

He was no longer a burnt cinnamon roll….he was now a sexy colossal roll.

Everyone brings Armin on top the wall with them, and lays him down to rest. Once Armin wakes up, he looks around, confused.

He really couldn't remember anything that originally happened from before. Or why he was shirtless with only a scout jacket on his back.

But then...he hears a familiar voice call his name.

“Armin!!”

Armin looks ahead to see both Eren and Mikasa running his way.

“Eren…? Mikasa?”

Eren grabs Armin into a close hug.

“Thank God...your back.” He cries over his best friends shoulder.

“Eren….are you ok?”

Eren backs off.

“Y-Yeah, I'm…”

But Eren stops in mid-sentence in front of the sight that laid before his very eyes.

Armin was no longer a cute little cinnamon roll. He was now a very sexy, colossal roll! I mean, look at those abbs!!

Eren and Mikasa both drooled at the sight.

“Uh...Eren? Mikasa? Are you both ok?” Armin asked in concern.

“Never better.” They both smiled in a weird manner.

“Uh….please don't tell me Pixis was around and gave you both a drink.” Armin facepalms.

“Oooh, don't worry about that Armin. We aren't drunk at all.” The two responds in sync.

“Oh? Really? Cause you both are acting a little funny.” Armin points out.

“If weir acting funny Armin…..it is all because….OF YOUR DELICIOUS ABBS!!!” Eren and Mikasa lunges towards Armin in an attempt to touch him in a sexual manner.

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”

Armin jolts up to find out that it was a just a bad dream….a nightmare.

He sighs in relief and goes to sleep.

“Thank goodness it was all just a bad dream….a nightmare.”

“Ooooooh Armiiiiiiiin.” Two voices calls Armin's name.

“Oh, it wasn't a dream.” Armin frowns before crashing through the window next to him and making a run for it.

The End