BONUSES

“I love you.”

Fushiguro sighed as Itadori climbed into the bedsheets with him. His pink hair was still damp from the shower water and his body was warmer. He still didn’t seem to mind curling up next to Fushiguro. He placed his hand over where Fushi’s heart was and it raced. Fushiguro stroked his hair softly. He placed a kiss on the other boy’s chest and he kissed his forehead. “Ita…” Fushiguro mumbled and Itadori hummed. “I…” he kissed the boy’s cheek. Itadori sat up and placed his head beside Fushiguro’s. He was certain about what he was about to say.

“I love you, Yuuji Itadori.”

Extra reactions towards ItaFushi

Junpei’s:

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tadori laughed and Junpei jumped down from the seat. The pair, idiotically, were reenacting Star Wars. Their Lightsabers were sticks (affectionately called “Sticksabers”), and the Park bench was their high ground. “Yuuji?” The pair heard and stopped their sword fighting. Itadori turned to see Fushiguro and Gojo watching. Gojo looked confused and Fushiguro just smiled. It made Itadori’s chest warm. “Um… hello?” Junpei said, embarrassed, pulling Itadori out of his daze. “Oh, uh… This is Fushiguro and my Sensei, Gojo!” Junpei bowed, politely, and Gojo laughed. “There’s no need,” he said and Junpei turned to Fushiguro. “You must be Fushiguro? Yuuji talks about you a lot,” Fushiguro turned beet red.

“Before or After?” Fushi asked Ita and he blushed. “Before?” He asked and his boyfriend nodded. Junpei was confused, Itadori hid his face in his hands, and Gojo smiled. “Before their first kiss,” he clarified for the dark-haired boy. He just nodded and smiled.

Todo’s:

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BROTHER!” Itadori’s best friend yelled. It broke the morning silence and probably woke everyone in the boy dorms up. He felt bad for Okkotsu-Senpai, who just returned from the States with Jetlag. Itadori jumped and fell with the blanket, leaving Fushiguro on the mattress. “Hey…” he muttered before looking up and seeing Todo. He hid his face in Itadori’s pillow. Itadori scratched his head and Todo had frozen. He looked like some stupid statue. “I guess you’re not so boring now… Fushiguro, was it?” Todo asked and Fushiguro nodded, not removing his face from the pillow. “Having a boyfriend makes him interesting?” Itadori asked and placed the blanket back onto Fushiguro. He kissed his head and looked at Todo. “No. Having my brother,” he placed a hand on his heart, “as a boyfriend makes him interesting.” He says as if he didn’t try to kill me once, Itadori thought sarcastically, and went off to train with his brother.

Sukuna:

“Ugh, finally,” Sukuna said as Itadori snuck back into his room.

“Huh?” He asked, offended, and Sukuna laughed. This Curse, Itadori thought, stubbornly. “I can tell when someone has… feelings, ew,” he stuck his tongue out of the mouth that was on Itadori’s cheek. “Feelings, ha. Did you even get those feelings?” Sukuna rolled his eye (again, on Itadori’s cheek). “Nope. Never had any wives or kids,” he said and Itadori sighed. “Whatever, Old Man. I like Fushiguro so I’m going to act upon those feelings,” he said and climbed into bed.

Operation ItaFushi Group ChatAnd it’s Council Meetings- Panda’s Kick.

Nobara 🔨: COUNCIL MEETINGNobara 🔨: We should kick Panda

Panda 🐼: Why?Inumaki 🍣: It’s not our fault you forget us.Nanamin 🔪: Prove why?Gojo 👀: I second this.Maki ⚔️: I’mma just watch this.

Nobara 🔨, replying to Inumaki 🍣: Not for that reason, and sorry.Nobara 🔨: BUT because he ships ItaFushi so hardNobara 🔨: He may as well have said “Fushiguro likes you” to Ji.

Panda 🐼: I can’t keep a secret.Inumaki 🍣: You’re lucky I can’t speak.Maki ⚔️: Hear, hear.Nanamin 🔪: That’s not enough reasons, Nobara.Gojo 👀: Isn’t it? Panda 🐼: Your all bullies

Nobara 🔨: You’re*

Panda left the Group ChatFushiguro’s Kick

Nobara 🔨: Who allowed ItaFushi to be so cute?Nobara 🔨: And sweet?!

Maki ⚔️: You don’t think texting on this GC annoys Gumi on his dateMegumi 🐾: It does.Megumi 🐾: But Ita and I laugh at it so…Megumi 🐾: I get to hear my bf laugh… that’s a win.

Nobara 🔨: THEY’RE KISSINGNobara 🔨: ASDSDSDS

Nanamin 🔪: Are you okay, Nobara?Gojo 👀: We should Kick Fushiguro so we can gossip ☆⁺˚*♡⁺˚*☆

Nobara 🔨: I second that

Nanamin 🔪: No-

Nobara Kugisaki removed Megumi Fushiguro from the Group Chat

Maki ⚔️: Damn.Inumaki 🍣: This Council is harsh.Inumaki 🍣: I’m here for it, ngl.

Coming Out- Nobara’s Experience

(A/N: This takes place on the old Family Group Chat, which Gojo created. Nanami is not on it, as Kugisaki hadn’t met him yet. Nobara and Maki are only pining for each other)

Nobara 🔨: Hello Everyone!

Inumaki 🍣: Hello, KugisakiYuuji 👉🍴: Sup, Nobara!Megumi 🐾: Greetings.Gojo 👀: Wow, so formal, Megumi-chan!Megumi 🐾: Don’t call me that, Gojo-Sensei.Maki ⚔️: Is something happening?

Nobara 🔨: I don’t know how to say this…

Gojo 👀: Ah~ what’s wrong?Yuuji 👉🍴: Is something happening?Megumi 🐾: I’ll go get some watermelonMaki ⚔️: Whatever it is, you can tell us.

Nobara 🔨: Promise none of you will hate me?

Megumi 🐾: Why would we hate you?Yuuji 👉🍴: We’re your friends, Nobara!Inumaki 🍣: We promise.Panda 🐼: The suspense is killing me~Maki ⚔️: PANDA!Panda 🐼: Sorry!

Nobara 🔨: I’m lesbian.

Megumi 🐾: Congrats on coming out!Gojo 👀: Proud of you, Nobara!Maki ⚔️: Wow! Happy for you!Yuuji 👉🍴: Oh~ Happy Pride!

Nobara 🔨: Thank you, everyoneNobara 🔨: <3

Megumi 🐾: I’m still getting a watermelon for you.Megumi 🐾: Coming out is a big deal and I’m glad you told us. We’ll support you, no matter what.

Nobara 🔨: Gumi, that’s so sweet.Nobara 🔨: I’ll share the watermelon with you

Megumi 🐾: Thanks, but no. I’m not a fan of watermelon.

Megumi’s experience

(A/N: Maki and Nobara not together, Nanami and Nobara have only known each other a week, and Nanamin is in the chat)

Megumi 🐾: I have an announcement

Yuuji 👉🍴: What’s up, Fushi?Nobara 🔨: Hey, Gumi.Nanamin 🔪: Is something wrong, Fushiguro?Gojo 👀: Hello~!

Megumi 🐾: I’ve been thinking about this for a long time and I wanted to tell you all.Megumi 🐾: I would like to come out as Pansexual

Gojo 👀: Ah~ CongratsYuuji 👉🍴: That’s amazing!Nobara 🔨: Finally, I’m not the only gay here!Nanamin 🔪: Congrats, Fushiguro.

Megumi 🐾: **Megumi**

Yuuji’s experience

Yuuji 👉🍴: Guys, I’m smart.Yuuji 👉🍴: I did research

Megumi 🐾: Research about what?Megumi 🐾: The internet shouldn’t know about Curses???

Yuuji 👉🍴: No, sexualities (づ˶•༝•˶)づ♡

Nobara 🔨: Don’t tell me we came out to you…Nobara 🔨: And you DIDN’T know what they meantGojo 👀: That does sound like my son thoNanamin 🔪: Since when was he your kid?Gojo 👀: Since he swallowed the finger.

Yuuji 👉🍴: I… didn’t even know you when I-

Megumi 🐾: Ignore Gojo-Sensei.Nobara 🔨: Just continue your coming out

Yuuji 👉🍴: OkayyyyYuuji 👉🍴: So there’s a sexuality called “Bye”.Yuuji 👉🍴: wait no.Yuuji 👉🍴: Autocorrect sucks.

Megumi 🐾: It’s okay, take your time.Gojo 👀: Don’t swear, Yuuji!Nobara 🔨: He… said… “sucks”... ?Gojo 👀: (·•᷄∩•᷅ )

Yuuji 👉🍴: I’m Bye sexualYuuji 👉🍴: Fxck.Yuuji 👉🍴: ✨ M E N ✨Yuuji 👉🍴: and ✨ W O M E N ✨

Megumi 🐾: Bisexual?

Yuuji 👉🍴: THANK YOU

Nobara 🔨: Best coming out award goes to Yuuji.Gojo 👀: Why him (·•᷄∩•᷅ )Nobara 🔨: Bc of his struggles with “Bi” and “Bye”.Nanamin 🔪: He tried, at least.Megumi 🐾: Hear, hear.

Yuuji 👉🍴: Thanks everyone <3

“How am I the mom?”

(A/N: Maki and Nobara are together, Megumi just realised he has a crush on Yuuji, and Nanamin and Gojo have been dating for a while (secretly~))

Nobara 🔨: GUYSNobara 🔨: Look at this!!!

Nobara sent a photo to the Group chat

Yuuji 👉🍴: @Gojo 👀 you have some explaining to do!Megumi 🐾: Poor Nanami-SenseiGojo 👀: HUH?Nanamin 🔪: Kugisaki, delete this photo.

Nobara 🔨: No <3

Gojo 👀: What did you mean “Poor Nanamin”???Nanamin 🔪: Calm down, babe.

Nobara 🔨: “babe” ૮₍˶ •. • ⑅₎ა ♡

Yuuji 👉🍴: Wait… does this mean Nanamin is our Mom?Megumi 🐾: Why “mom”?Yuuji 👉🍴: Well “papa” doesn’t suit him…

Nobara 🔨: And there are no other Father titles we can call him

Yuuji 👉🍴: What about “Daddy”?Megumi 🐾: Gojo-Sensei only has the pleasure of calling him that.Nanamin 🔪: Let’s just stick with Mom.Gojo 👀: Aw~ Innocent Yuuji-kun~Yuuji 👉🍴: What’s so wrong with-???

Nobara 🔨: This hurts to readNobara 🔨: Look at some AO3 or Wattpad fanfics.

Megumi 🐾: NO.Nanamin 🔪: Don’t destroy the kid’s innocence.Gojo 👀: I have recs if anyone wants them

Nobara 🔨: Uh… what?!

Megumi 🐾: exposed.Yuuji 👉🍴: Mom, go give Dad some love ;-;Gojo 👀: I was just sayin’ (·•᷄∩•᷅ )

Nobara 🔨: I’m going to go bleach my eyes

Megumi 🐾: Wait for meYuuji 👉🍴: I’ll record.Gojo 👀: I- you are all mean -_-Nanamin 🔪: Great, now he’ll sulk at me. Thanks, kids.

Nobara 🔨: No problem, Mom.

NobaMakiLyric Prank - “i wanna be your girlfriend” Girl in Red

Megumi 🐾: Okay, you ready Nobara?Yuuji 👉🍴: Eh? What’s happening?Maki ⚔️: Are you okay, Nobara?

Nobara 🔨: Oh girl~

Inumaki 🍣: Something spicy’s about to happenYuuta: His gaydar is activatedPanda 🐼: Gaydar??? What???Megumi 🐾: Don’t mind them, Panda-Senpai

Nobara 🔨: I wanna feel you close

Maki ⚔️: Get it, I guess?Yuuji 👉🍴: Kugisaki, are you okay?Inumaki 🍣: Oh wait-Inumaki 🍣: She finally-?Megumi 🐾: Yep.Inumaki 🍣: DamnPanda 🐼: FINALLY.

Nobara 🔨: Oh, girl~Nobara 🔨: Come lie with my bones

Maki ⚔️: Great. Who killed her?Yuuta: No one… yet…Yuuji 👉🍴: Great way to add the “yet”.Megumi 🐾: Says the reincarnated one.Yuuji 👉🍴: Shut up, meanie.Nanamin 🔪: What’s happening? Why are you spamming?

Nobara 🔨: Oh, girl~Nobara 🔨: Don’t look away

Gojo 👀: Ah~ this is happeningYuuji 👉🍴: Did Fushi, Inumaki AND Sensei plan this???Megumi 🐾: Inumaki, no. Nobara, yes.

Nobara 🔨: Oh, girl~Nobara 🔨: Just look at me the same

Maki ⚔️: Why wouldn’t she?Megumi 🐾: It’s funny seeing my cousin oblivious.Maki ⚔️: EH? What’s THAT supposed to mean?

Nobara 🔨: I don’t wanna be your friendNobara 🔨: I wanna kiss your lips

Inumaki 🍣: Get it!Yuuji 👉🍴: Stan the lesbians.Megumi 🐾: … You can spell “lesbian” but not “bi”?Yuuji 👉🍴: … that was autocorrect’s fault.Inumaki 🍣: Wait- I wanna see the screenshots of him coming out.Megumi 🐾: I’ll send them to you.Yuuji 👉🍴: Thanks -_-

Nobara 🔨: I wanna kiss you until I lose my breath

Panda 🐼: ew gayGojo 👀: ew pandaPanda 🐼: Okay, that was fairNanamin 🔪: How am I dating this idiot-Yuuta: Yeah, you really stooped, didn’t you?Gojo 👀: Mean >:P

Nobara 🔨: I don’t wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your lips

Yuuji 👉🍴: Wait… who is she talking about???Megumi 🐾: You really are an idiot.Yuuji 👉🍴: Yes, indubitably.Megumi 🐾: You can spell “indubitably” but NOT “bi”???Yuuji 👉🍴: FUCKING AUTOCORRECTGojo 👀: Yuuji! No swearing! And Megs! Let that go!Nanamin 🔪: Don’t make a Frozen reference-Gojo 👀: I wasn’t, babe, dw.

Nobara 🔨: Oh Maki~Nobara 🔨: Tell me something niceNobara 🔨: Like flowers and blue skies

Megumi 🐾: Okay, it’s happening!Yuuji 👉🍴: What’s the procedure? What’s-?Panda 🐼: Stay calm!Inumaki 🍣: STAY FXCKING CALM.

Maki ⚔️: Oh Nobara~Maki ⚔️: I will follow you homeMaki ⚔️: Although my lips are blue and I’m cold

Gojo 👀: GAYYYYYY

Nobara 🔨: I don’t wanna be your friendNobara 🔨: I wanna kiss your lips

Maki ⚔️: I wanna kiss you until I lose my breathMaki ⚔️: You’ve had a crush on me???

Nobara 🔨: Since “I respect you, Maki-san”.

Yuuji 👉🍴: This is adorable ૮₍˶ •. • ⑅₎ა ♡Megumi 🐾: So… I have a cousin-in-law?Maki ⚔️: That’s if we wed, smartass.

Nobara 🔨: I mean- 💍

Maki ⚔️: haha, you idiot ૮₍˶ •. • ⑅₎ა ♡Inumaki 🍣: Hey, Yuuta?Yuuta: Yeah?Inumaki 🍣: Wanna be like NobaMaki and make out-Inumaki 🍣: As friends-Yuuta: Sure.Yuuji 👉🍴: uh, what?Megumi 🐾: Ignore themYuuji 👉🍴: Hey, Fushi-Megumi 🐾: no.Yuuji 👉🍴: Alrighty then :)

Nobara 🔨: RIP Itadori Yuuji

Author's Note:Never thought I'd finish this... like damnThanks for reading and I hope to see you if I write another fanfic <3(EDIT: 15/08/22)Hello Gals, Bros and Non-binary Hoes! I've written another text chat fic on AO3 called "Ready, Set, Date!" so give it a read for me, xx <3