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DUMB BITCHES

hayeonu guysmy headis KILLING mehow much did i even drink last nightafter shot number 3 it's all a blur

jiwonBITCH YOURE ALIVE???

soheeFINALLYWE'VE BEEN TEXTING YOU ALL MORNINGITS 2 PM HAYEON

hayeonhey don't yell at me!you're making my hangover worse

jiwongirl you can't even hear us

hayeoni can picture your voices and that's enough

soheehow rude💔anywayswhat happened with you and jeonghyeon last nightyou two seemed awfully close when the rest of us left early

jiwonyeah did he end up taking you home

hayeonomg.i totally forgot about this until nowbut i walked home alone last nightand talked to this random stranger to keep me safecrazy experiencewait maybe i dreamed thatlet me check my textsNO NVM IT DEFINITELY HAPPENED

jiwonWHAT

soheewait scratch all that wdym alone??where was jeonghyeon

hayeonwell were talkingand kind of flirting igidk i'm flirtier when drunkbut then he lefti don't remember whyi just remember being stuck with the billwhich you will all be paying me back for btw.

soheeyes yes ofcbut i need you to elaborate on this stranger

jiwon^^^

hayeonok so i texted you jiwonnot sure what i wanted you to do but this man was following me so i needed to tell someoneand then apparently i wasn't texting youwhich i didn't realize until the person who i really was texting told mei think his name was sunhoon? sonhoon? idkbut he told me to keep texting him so he knew i was aliveso i didand then once i got back to my room i crashedand here we are

jiwonthere's so much to unpack.

soheesummary: jeonghyeon is an asshole for leaving you drunk and alone and whoever this sonhoon man is is an angel

jiwonyeah you're lucky he was so nice hayeonthings could've gone so much worse...

hayeonshit you're right let me thank him

SONHOON

hayeonhi stranger

sonhoonshe's alive!

hayeonbarelybut thanks to you yesthank you for that btw

sonhoonno problemdrunk you was entertaining

hayeonoh god i don't even want to know what i saidi refuse to scroll up

sonhoonit was nothing bad don't worryjust a little rambley

hayeonoh that's me sober too i fear

sonhoonwell i guess i like you both ways then!

hayeoni'm so honoredbut seriouslyyou saved my ass last nightik we have no idea who the other is but if there's any way i can make it up to you please lmk

sonhooni think that'll be a little hard to do from a phonebut i appreciate ithave to go to practice now hope your hangover isn't too bad🫶

DUMB BITCHES

hayeonguys i'm in love

jiwonwith the random number you texted???

soheeit's been ten minutes

jiwonhayeon be honest are you still drunk....

hayeonNO LISTENhe sent me a heart emoji🥰he wants me

soheeyou don't even know anything past his name?😭😭this could be a 60 year old man you're crushing on

hayeonugh fineee i'll hold off the delusion until i know more

jiwonyour level of crazy will never not amaze me