🌼evil bambi🌼

Cooking breakfast, Luci beside me making the pancakes, he's stirring some batter in a smaller bowl though.

I watch him put salt in it. "What on earth are you doing?"

"Making it bareable for you."

..How adorable..

Once breakfast is finished he sits down in his usual spot and I take my place beside him. Niffty climbs up onto my shoulder, crafting something out of bugs.

Charlie is telling us a story I've heard a few times, Luci has probably heard it more.

Vaggie stirring up her coffee.

Husker and anthony step in, Anthony laughing as he tells his own story to husker.

And of course this is all normal.As normal as hell can get.

That is, until Lilith steps in.She basically sucks.

"Good morning, mom." Charlie says.

Lucifer eats, scooting his chair closer to mine.Which then gives Niffty the chance to climb onto him with her dead bugs.

He gasps, "Niffty, no!"

She drops her bugs, "my bugs!!"

His eyes meet mine with a look of "what the fuck"

"Darling, they are only bugs."

"Do not. You will get punched."

"Mm..I don't believe I deserve that."

He now gives me a "shut the fuck up before I ACTUALLY slap you" look.

His face hides nothing.So judgemental..

I take Niffty, sitting her down on the floor beside her bugs, her mind solely focused on them.

"I've lost my appetite."

"If you let me hotbox you, you'll be starving for like an hour."

He side eyes me.

"Don't give me that look."

"I'm giving it." He takes a bite. "Dork."

I notice lilith staring, not like, angrily, just staring. Weird.

He takes our plates, walking them to the sink.I get up and follow him to the sink, his short stature standing on his tip toes to put the cleaned dishes away.

"So, what's on the agenda, your majesty?"

"Uhmm, I have a meeting with yogirt, satans assistant. And then I'm going to lunch with Fizz."

"Oh?" I lean down, kissing his head. "Looks like were dividing and conquering today. I have an overlord meeting and lunch with charlotte and rosie."

He smiles a bit, his hand cupping my face. "Ugh, how will I ever survive."

"I don't know, but love finds a way."

He huffs, dramatically falling into my arms."I'll probably die."

"Oh hush." I take his hand, kissing it gently.

"Okay, I have to go, meetings at 10." He stands on his tip toes again, cupping my face as he kisses my cheek. "Love you."

"Love you too."