🌼evil bambi🌼

I walk into my office with two plates.

Lucifer doesn't want to go to the kitchen where everyone else is so, we will be eating in here.

"Here, love."

I sit down beside him on the sofa as I hand him the plate of food I did not cook.Concerningly Vaggie cooked it.

He takes a bite, silently thinking as he eats.

(Sidenote: i just did my nails and adjusting to the longer ones soz if theres a typo)

I don't know if I should let him think or distract him from whatever he's thinking about.

"Dear, what did you say your favorite color was?"

"..yellow.."

"Hm. Can you guess mine?"

His eyes scan my outfit, "..red.."

I smile, "nope."

"You literally look like a strawberry and it isn't even your favorite color?"

"No my favorite color is actually blue."

"What-? How come?"

"Just because."

Because I found old paintings of him with blue eyes.Breathtaking.

We ate together, and then I got back to work.

The food was "mid." As he put it.Noted.Next time I'll cook.

He went to get his phone from upstairs.

There's a knock on my office door.

"Al..can we talk..?"

Niffty.

I get up and walk to the door, her little arms reaching up, her eye glistening with tears.

"What's the matter, darling?" I pick her up, closing the door.

She sniffles.

"He won't shut up.." she whines.

I let her climb up to my shoulders, hugging my head.

"Well remind him he's dead and that you did it."

"But-"

"No buts, Nift.." I turn on my radio. "He never stood a chance. Not against you. Such a strong, independent soul. He was just a hole in the road that you didn't just drive over but fixed yourself."

"I'm scared.."

"I don't know why. If he were to show up you'd just kick his ass all over again. And if you couldn't I'd get rid of him for you. Or husk, or anthony, charlie, vaggie.."

"Lulu..?"

I smile. "Especially Lulu. Yes."

She rests her head on mine, her arms around the crown of my head."I like Lulu."

"Hm. Well. I'm sure he will be here for eternity."

"What if you have to go away again..?"

"I wont."

"It was so darky..and dirty.."

"You won't ever have to go back, darling. I'll make sure of it. Plus Lulu probably wouldn't let anyone take me."

"Lulu said I was pretty."

"You are."

She's had issues with that since death.

She thinks shes ugly now.

Her body relaxes, a lottle snore following.

..

I walk up the stairs to my suite, lucifer inside already in bed.His hair a mess indicating theres no gel in it.

"Hello, love."

"Hi." He sits up. "Is she okay?"

"Mhm. Just some uh- husband issues." I set her down on the opposite side of the bed where I normally sleep.

Lucifers head tilting at the sight.

His confusion melting away when I climb onto his side, pulling him into my arms.But it doesn't leave for long.

"What are you gonna do when you're no longer wanting to be in the 'trap' and she's in the way?"

"I only called it that once."

"Twice."

I roll my eyes, kissing his forehead. "Shut up and go to bed."

"Ahem."He looks at me expectantly.

"..what.."

He pulls away, nearly falling out of bed before I grab him and pull him back.

"Okay, okay! That was so dramatic.."

"Alastorrr.." he whines.

"I love you, drama king."

"I love you too."

He nuzzles into my neck.

I sigh, "It's blue because your blue eyes were unforgettably gorgeous."

"..how did you.."

"I did some snooping at the castle. You really need some security."

He sighs, "I don't like my blue eyes."

"Why not? They're gorgeous."

"I don't know. I guess it's another thing like my hair."

"Hm. Well..I like your hair like this."

I run my fingers through his messy poofy hair.

"Stop itt-!"

"Fineeee." I pull him closer. "Drama king."

"Stop calling me that."

"Yes your majesty."

He pauses. "Shut up.."

I smile, holding him close.