Chapter Forty: Changbin's Biceps

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『 ᵗʰʳᵉᵉ ⁿᵉʷ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉˢ〔³〕』

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Minnie_I'm SO exhausted and sleepy

Minnie_But I refuse to leave you on a cliffhanger because you KNOWI'm basically starring in a dream reality show and you're my #1 viewer

Minnie_I can't be cruel to my loyal fans

HaterWow thanks for the sacrifice

HaterI was sitting here cryingin suspense like it's the finale of Delusional Girl Diaries: JYP Edition

Minnie_SILENCE, PEASANT

Minnie_So I got to the building right?I was SO excited I nearlywalked into a glass door

Minnie_I'm not proud

Minnie_But anyway I was walkingthrough like Miss Congenialitytotally delulu about meetingan idol and maybe him falling in love with me in the hallway like we're in a webtoon--

HaterNot this again

Minnie_Yes. This always.

Minnie_So while I was deep in my fantasy where my bias caught me from tripping and proposed on the spot

Minnie_

I realized I'd been walking in the wrong direction for TEN WHOLE MINUTES

HaterWow! what a plot twist

HaterI totally did not seethat coming

Minnie_I KNOW

Minnie_But then! This really nice guy with GUNS-- I mean GUNS. Capital G-- helped me

Minnie_He picked up my bag thatdropped and even apologized for someone else being rude

Minnie_LIKE SIR I WOULD FOLLOW YOU INTO BATTLE

HaterOkay, and?

HaterWhat about actual work?

HaterOr did you just go flirtand get lost?

Minnie_HEY! So I finally foundthe IT room and guess what?

Minnie_They couldn't find myname on the staff list at first

HaterYou got fired already?

Minnie_STOP

Minnie_It was a typoSomeone wrote my nameas Mayong instead of Nayoung

Minnie_Tragic

Minnie_Then I had to take my ID photo

Minnie_THREE TIMESFirst one I laughed becausethe guy taking the pic's phone rang and his ringtone was a cat meowing "Despacito"

Minnie_Second one I sneezed sohard I hit my head on the chair

Minnie_Third one I laughed rememberingthe first two

Minnie_They finally gave up andused the sneeze one

HaterI can't take you anywhere

Minnie_No! What about ourfuture dates? (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

Minnie_THEN-- I met my team!!!

Minnie_There's a senior writernamed Mirae who's literallyso cool and calm and scary in a mentor way

Minnie_Like she wears pencil skirts and always has a mug

Minnie_Then there are two othernewbies like me: Haru and Yujin

Minnie_Haru speaks in memes

Minnie_Yujin's favorite word is 'feral'

Minnie_I felt so included

HaterSounds chaoticYou'll fit right in

Minnie_EXACTLY!!I love it here already

HaterDid you see any idolsor do I stop reading now?

Minnie_Oh I did

HaterWas it... him?

Minnie_Let me set the scene

HaterDon't make this dramatic--

Minnie_*Cue dramatic violin*

Minnie_I was lost, my mind full of dreams, my phone at 3%, hope fading like my sense of direction... when chaos erupted

HaterGet to the point

Minnie_I saw him. Seungmin. Kim. Seungmin. Puppy of my heart, prince of sarcasm, and wielder of bone-structure sharp enough to slice my confidence in two

Minnie_Also a jerk

HaterLies! Delete that!

Minnie_He bumped into me!Like, full shoulder checkAnd then glared at me like I summoned demons in the hallway

Minnie_That glare would've made some people BARK but not me, no sir

Minnie_I'm totally normal andsane and DID NOT bark

Hater...I bumped into someone??➪ ᴅᴇʟ? [ ʸᵉˢ | ⁿᵒ ]

Haterno way➪ ᴅᴇʟ? [ ʸᵉˢ | ⁿᵒ ]

Haterwas that today??➪ ᴅᴇʟ? [ ʸᵉˢ | ⁿᵒ ]

Haterit couldn't be right??➪ ᴅᴇʟ? [ ʸᵉˢ | ⁿᵒ ]

HaterWhere did this happen again?

HaterJust curiousPurely for fact-checking

HaterCould you be like...a little more specific?

Minnie_Oh don't worrymaybe he was having a bad day

Minnie_Changbin apologized on his behalf

Minnie_So now Changbin is my bias

Minnie_Loyal. Sweet. Arms.

HaterDon't betray Seungminjust like that

Minnie_LOL I'm so sleepyI can barely type

Minnie_I just know when I meet you, you won't be mean like that

Minnie_And Seungmin won't be either!We'll be office bestiesSharing coffeeLaughing at inside jokesMaybe matching keychains--

HaterThat was a little too delusional

Minnie_WAIT SO YOU'RE SAYING HE IS MEAN? You, his number one defender, ADMIT IT??

Minnie_He's going to hate me

Minnie_He'll request I get reassigned

Minnie_He'll start a petition

Minnie_He'll ask security to keep me20 feet away

Minnie_He'll block my ID badgewith his mind

HaterFuckWhat have I done?➪ ᴅᴇʟ? [ ʸᵉˢ | ⁿᵒ ]

HaterNayoung Calm down

Minnie_GoodnightI'm going to panic myself to sleep

Hater...You're so dramatic

Minnie_THANK YOU

Minnie_See you in my dreamsChangbin's biceps

HaterNo

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Last chapter's answer:Minho

Quote of the day:Hyunjin, you moved my chair

Anyways hi, how are you?

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