blue date

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itsmadelynblack: when your boyfriend takes you out on a blue themed date in order to out date your other boyfriend <3

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spideyman: is this a thing now? does this mean I have to take you on one➪ itsmadelynblack: wow glad you sound so happy about it 😪

imlowkeyloki: fuck him he doesn't even have two arms.➪ metalman: lol u mad

metalman: admit it was better than Snape's ➪ imlowkeyloki: I know this man did NOT just call me Snape.

spideyman: what did you guys even do #leftout #verybrokesocanttakeyououtrightnow➪ itsmadelynblack: ice skating ✨ #youdonthavetotakemeout

iamironman: Doing too much.➪ happygrumpy: relax a bit ➪ pepperspotts: waiting for you to come up with a creative date instead of just buying me a car.➪ iamironman: abort mission @happygrumpy

username: ice skating isnt blue themed⁉️😀

REAL LIFE

"Look just hold onto my hand and you won't fall over!"

"Nah I'd like to take my chances with the penguin."

Bucky let out a hearty chuckle as he watched his girlfriend stumble into the ice, holding onto a children's penguin assistance glider.

"That kid is crying because of you." Bucky nodded to the seven year old whom had literal tears trailing down his cheeks as he glared at Madelyn.

"He was hogging it!"

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"I think the ice skating was blue themed enough-"

"NO I REFUSE TO LET LOKI's GREASY ASS OVER-THEME MY DATE!"

"Over-theme isn't a word, just like how blue food isn't a thing."

"Oh really?! That's not what Percy Jackson says!"

"Percy Jackson is a fictional character!"

"Yeah well here's your real evidence!"

Bucky took the lid off of a shiny tray and hidden underneath was a three course meal - an extremely blue three course meal.

"How did you manage to made burger meat blue?"

"It's one of my specialities." He said with a proud smile.

"That's... slightly worrying."