Chapter One: The Operation Begins

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"This is not happening. This is not happening. This is not happening." I repeated to myself over and over again, taking quick glances to the mirror over and over again, hoping it was just a hallucination "This is not happening!"

Every EXO member was still fast asleep in their rooms, while I'm here trying to figure out what got me into this as quietly as possible. Maybe. . . I'm just dreaming! I slapped myself in front of the mirror and quickly looked back at my reflection. Nothing changed. Slapped myself again. Same results. 

'ARRGHHH HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THIS?!' I mentally shouted, careful enough so nobody would wake up ''Oh hi, I'm Luhan from EXO, and I turned into a girl' NO, JUST NO.'

As I panicked, still looking at my feminine self, my eyes passed by a pair of scissors lying on the counter of the sink. My eyes flickered towards the tool, feeling an idea forming in my head.

"They always did say I looked like a girl. . ." I said to myself, grabbing it and holding it up against my hair "Maybe if I just cut it like I remembered it, that'll hold them for awhi-" 

"Yah, Luhan-hyung!" A familiar voice called to me, with footsteps getting louder every second "You're awake already?!"

Sehun. 

"Oh shit," I quietly cursed "Among all the people, why you?!"

I looked around the bathroom for a place to hide. My sight traveled everywhere in synchronization with my frantic body movements, until stopping in front of the shower stall. If I hide in there for awhile, it'll buy me some time. Perfect! I ran inside the stall, sliding the door closed behind. 

Just in the nick of time, the door serving as the entrance to the bathroom swung open. Sehun's footsteps could be heard walking towards the shower stalls, then roaming around the area in bathroom "Luhan-hyung? You here?"

"Y-Yeah!" I said in the deepest voice possible "I-I'm just taking a shower!"

"You're taking a shower?" Sehun asked, walking in front of the stall "Mind if I join you?"

"NO! YOU CAN'T!" I shouted in the girly voice I currently have, which surprised me as much as I think it did to Sehun. I quickly clamped my mouth shut and cleared my throat "I-I mean you cant."

By Sehun's quietness, he must have been shooting me a confused look through the translucent door pane and asked "Uh. . . Are you okay?"

"Wh-What makes you think I'm not okay?" I tried to ask in the calmest way possible, adding chunks of laughs in between for the more believable effect "I-I'm perfect fine!" 

"You're stuttering a lot." He stated, which was obviously evident by my nervousness "Your voice sounds. . . Different. And you won't let me shower with you!" 

Sehun gripped the door handle of the shower stall and tried with all the force he had to pull it open. On my side, I got the handle and pushed the sliding door closed opposite to the direction he was pulling it, despite it being locked. There were lots of incidents in the dorm where the door would just snap open in the shower stalls, even when it was locked, better safe than sorry.

"Sehun, please!" I begged him "You just can't go in here! Just shower with the others!"

"Give me one good reason why!" Sehun answered, pissed with my rejections

"Because. . . . Because. . ." Say the manliest thing, say the manliest thing "I have a morning wood right now!"

Stupid. 

Sehun remained silent, uttering a bit of chopped off words trying to say the right thing. I don't even know if he's embarrassed for himself or for me. But whatever his reaction was, I just wanted to slap myself multiple times. Luhan, why are you always so stupid?! Just on cue, footsteps entered the bathroom. 

Another EXO member was here. Very perfect timing. 

"Yah, Sehun-ah." His voice called Sehun. That voice. . . It's Kai "You're up early. Is Luhan-hyung there?" 

"Uh. . . Y-Yeah." Sehun stuttered, looking back at the stall I was trapped in "He's just. . . Uh . . Fixing something."

Finally, Sehun moved away from the shower stall and approached Kai. He placed a hand on Kai shoulder, and leaned toward Kai's ear as if to whisper something secretive

"Luhan-hyung is having a boner right now, so it's best to tell the other members to use the second bathroom for now." Sehun "whispered" 

"O-Oh. . . Those morning." Kai said, and exited the bathroom "I'll be sure to inform the others, so don't worry!" 

Sehun, you asshole. If I wasn't a girl, I would have stormed out there and ducked tape your mouth shut. A huge sigh of relief overcame me as I heard the door shut, meaning the two members left the bathroom. Finally! I rushed out of the stall, passing by the mirror to check if I was still a girl (With false hopes, I still was anyway), and locked the door shut.

"How did this happen. . ." I muttered to myself, looking back at the mirror "I'm going to need some serious help."

. . .

"Yah, Amber! Get up!" Krystal yelled at her, throwing stuffed toys and pillows at her "Everyone is awake except you! We have to meet Krystal in the practice room now!"

"Ughh, 5 more minutes. . ." Amber repliedin a groggy morning voice, turning to the another side, and cuddling one of the thrown stuffed toys 

Victoria groaned in frustration while massaging her temples "Sulli, what are we supposed to do with her?"

"Call Henry or Kris and maybe-" Before Sulli could finish her sentence, Amber quickly jolted out of bed and headed towards her closet, getting a new set of clothes. This was followed by a fit of laughter from the another f(x) members

Amber glared at them, while holding whatever she grabbed from her closet "Okay okay, I'm up! But did you have to-" Like Sulli, she was also interrupted when the door to their dorm swung open

The door hit against the wall, producing a loud noise from the impact. All four of their heads snapped at my direction, which revealed me barging inside their room and catching my breath "I need. . . . Help."

"Oh, who are you?" Luna asked me, squinting her eyes "Are you a new trainee and you lost your way?"

"No, I'm not a trainee! I'm Lu-"

"You look like Luhan from EXO!" Sulli gasped, cupping her mouth with her hand as if she was really in awe. She was right about that because it is me. 

"It's because-" 

"Omo! You're very pretty! What's your name?" Victoria asked me in a squealish manner, with the other three girls staring at me like they're dying to know who I am 

"My name is Luhan." I stated as calmly as possible, the girls exchanging looks with each other "And I'm from EXO."

Not even a second past and they all started laughing, trying not to fall to the floor and catching their breaths. I remained dead silent with a serious look plastered on my face, and they sure noticed it. Their faces, which were once from hysterically laughing, were now forming into blank ones while their laughter died with it.

"L-Luhan? Is that really you?" Amber asked in disbelief 

"Yeah." I sighed, taking a seat in a nearby chair "I woke up today to see my manhood gone."

"Is it really you?! How did it happen?! Does EXO know about this?!" Luna bombarded me with questions

"Yes, I don't know, and I almost got caught today by Sehun if I didn't come up with that stupid excuse." I answered each of her questions in the same manner she asked them, and shuddered thinking about the incident awhile ago in the shower stalls "It wasn't even easy escaping from the dorm! I had to stay locked in the bathroom before everyone left!"

"Well uh. . . Assuming it is you, Luhan, your situation may be the craziest I've ever heard of,  but EXO nor your fans can't know about this." Victoria said, placing her hand on my shoulder "Alright, we'll see if we can hide you for now."

. . .

"Okay, we're going to review everything again." Suho remarked staring through my soul, with the other ten doing the same.

We were in one of the dance practice rooms EXO was currently rehearsing at. Victoria and the rest of the f(x) members decided to help me make up a story of Luhan's "disappearance", and gave me a fake idea. Sulli then suggested that we visit the rest of EXO during on of their rehearsals to tell them everything we made up.

Suho spoke again "Luhan went out of South Korea for a vacation in Hawaii." 

"Yep, you got that right." Sulli smiled, signalling for Suho to sum it all up

"Without telling the manager, the company, nor any of us. So he left his younger sister here all the way from mainland China. . . To inform us?" 

"Mmhmn." Amber nodded 

"So," Suho walked towards me, making my palms sweat even more "What's your name?"

"L-Luka." I stuttered, looking back at Victoria for some sense of security, who responded by giving me a thumbs up "It's nice to meet all of you."

They held onto their glares for awhile, while I stared back at them timidly, and prayed to the gods above that they'd buy it. As if my prayers were answered, the members of EXO soon had easy looks, running up to me shaking my hands, introducing themselves one by one, patting me in the shoulder, and doing all sorts of signs of greetings.

"Nice too see you too, Luka!"

"I didn't know Luhan had a sister."

"You two look so alike!"

Ten members began showering me with attention and compliments, but only one stood in his place, crossing his arms, and shooting daggers at me like he knows I'm the fraud I really am pretending to be. Luna seemed to notice his behavior and walked up to me, giving me assurance. 

"Yah, looks like we have a smart cookie." She whispered, nudging his head over to him "He didn't buy everything we said."

"Of course." I gulped, with my eyes not leaving him "He knows me very well out of all the members."

"I guess he's the one who'll you have to avoid as much as possible. Me and the other members of f(x) will just be here to help you out. This is the start of your operation."

"I know." I answered  "Operation, Avoiding Oh Sehun."