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(This is a continuation of the gc from the previous chapter.)

seongjoong's kids

*sexywoo_ added yu_yunhoe

sexywoo_:now go backread for a sec

yu_yunhoe:If you say so-

wait the group name is too corny

jjongie00:yeah I agree

hehet_1999:I don't-

jjongie00:ofc I don't think it's corny

wtf u mean yunho-hyung

purple_byeol:That was an unexpected reverse card👀

sexywoo_:I WHEEZED

SJSBWBSNSJAK

*yu_yunhoe changed the group name to wet ass pussies

sexywoo_:yunho wth

cutieminki:y'all

get out from this christian household✝️

yu_yunhoe:but this is a group chat-

cutieminki:do not speak of sin young boy!

jjongie00:don't worry guys

he just watched veggietales

let it subside for a while-

hehet_1999:he- what?

you watch very random stuff minki

cutieminki:it's better than watching paranormal activity vids in the middle of the night, yeosangie

purple_byeol:oop-

yu_yunhoe:y'all I-

cutieminki:it was a joke yALL

this homo ass would burn if i go to church🧚‍♀️🌠🌈

yu_yunhoe:with ur attitude i bet you'd strut ur way to the altar

sexywoo_:pfft

crackhead

cutieminki:𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔

jjongie00:NOPE-

yu_yunhoe:sorry minmin

but I can't get u out of it this time😭

sexywoo_:byeee mingi

our friendship: 🌏☄️

wait-

hehet_1999:fool

those are the wrong emojis I-

sexywoo_:maybe i DO mean it

yu_yunhoe:The destroyer of Earth- (and cock)

In Wooyoung, we trust😩✊

sexywoo_:🙏

purple_byeol:I- okay wth

also

I AM the one who destroys Woo

if y'all know that(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

sexywoo_:SAN!

NOT NOW

JEHWHWKSNWJJWOA

SJSJWNSOQKDHWKSKSL

purple_byeol:later then baby😏

hehet_1999:suddenly I wanna be a serial killer-

yu_yunhoe:oh no

sannie you broke him

jjongie00:ಠ_ಠ

*jjongie00 changed the group name to seongjoong fangaying group

sexywoo_:fangaying?🤔

purple_byeol:yes cuz we all gay

wait

but jongho you're bi tho

jjongie00:and your point is?

i just named it like that

cuz yall were talking about random topics

INSTEAD OF TALKING ABT SEONGJOONG

isn't that why wooyoung made this chat?

sexywoo_:calm yo tits down-

okay okay

so-

how did it exactly happen?

based on your obsevations ofc

purple_byeol:yeah

i thought it was so sudden

yesterday morning, hwa hyung just flipped off bcoz of what joong hyung said

he didn't even show up to any of us for 2 hours

then when movie marathon came, they were already being so clingy and flirty???

jjongie00:it was very sus too

sexywoo_:looks like they made up before we watched movies🥺

hehet_1999:well,

me, yunho and eomma had this convo earlier that morning

and eomma ranted about appa not having feelings for him

even saying he would ignore joong to get back at him😑

well, you know it never happens

yu_yunhoe:yup, eomma is such a softie

and also...

sexywoo_:also...?

yu_yunhoe:Sangie tell them

jjongie00:huh?

purple_byeol:tell us what?

hehet_1999:👁️👅👁️🖕

cutieminki:bad sangie

bad bad bad😭😱

hehet_1999:shut up

okay imma tell already

you guys remember that one time i blackmailed appa for chicken?

sexywoo_:yup

so??

jjongie00:and your point is?

cutieminki:pls continue

purple_byeol:Jongho you've used the phrase quite too much

jjongie00:and??

your point is...?

ok imma stop b4 i annoy my sangie

hehet_1999:'my'?

i'm a free human being

pls dont refer to me like that

sexywoo_:YALL I-

ok guys stop

author would really like your ships to sail-

butttt let's wait a few more chapters before that could happen

hehet_1999:fax✔️

anyways

It's because I saw with my own too eyes

cutieminki:its *two*

hehet_1999:i double tapped on the 'o' bitch

what u gonna do abt it

yu_yunhoe:are u guys srs rn?

hehet_1999:like I said-

I was very bored that day and I borrowed appa's phone because his notepad app was fun to use

When I opened the app, curiosity got me when I saw unusual stuff from his own notes

lemme tell you

those were some of the cheesiest notes i've ever read in my entire life

sexywoo_:PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

jjongie00:lucky you to get to blackmail hyung

cutieminki:

purple_byeol:you got some evidence of those notes, do you?

hehet_1999:ofc, I wouldn't be THE Kang Yeosang if I didn't.

yu_yunhoe:The Almighty Kang Yeosang, hear our pleas

So that you may show unto us the blessed fruit of your blackmailing.

The destroyer of reputations, in Kang Yeosang, we trust😩✊

cutieminki:🙏

purple_byeol:🙏

sexywoo_:🙏

jjongie00:🙏

hehet_1999:Yunho you need to chill with the made up prayers-

u might offend anyone out there...

yu_yunhoe:ᵐⁱᵃⁿʰᵃᵉ

hehet_1999:anygaysss~

here are sum pics

hehet_1999:these are only notes that I took

but there were literally MORE than just those

but I also took a screenshot of his wattpad account

get your eyes ready

cutieminki:he has a wattpad account?!

purple_byeol:i never thought he would have any more hobbies👀

sexywoo_:hE DOES?!

SKJSKSJSJSDHSJKSSSSK

SHIT'S BOUTTA GO DOWNN

yu_yunhoe:oh no🗿

jjongie00:what books does he read tho?

u can show us now yeo

hehet_1999:*internally in pain*

this.

____________

Imma end it here because WTF i got carried away!

I feel like I've added too much crack on this chapter.

I still feel myself cringe at my own book SKSJWKSMWKJM

Anyways, thoughts?