𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑾𝑻𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝑮𝑶 𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑷𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑮 (SPECIAL SPECIALTY)

Your POV-

OKAY, SO, me, Emma, and Hina went shopping when I got out the hospital and I had to promise I would be on my besttttt behavior. "I promise!" I said.I broke my promise.——-SEE WHAT HAPPENED WAS... we ended up having to run from the mall security guard because I beat up a dude for staring at my ass.BASICALLY, me, Emma, and Hina caught one of those subway train thingies and we went to a mall in Roppongi (DID I SPELL IT RIGHT???) Anyways, we went to the mall and we all got pretty earrings so we could match! Also, we got matching scarves too.

WINTER IS COMING GOTTA STAY WARM AND SHIT.Anyways, after we got done shopping, I said, "Man, I'm hungry as a motherfucka ☹️." "Girl me too. Let's get food!" Emma said."Yeah," Hina agreed.We went to the food court and we got burgers. I needed to take my burger back because there was a hair in it 🤢. While I was arguing with this stupid girl about my food (I wanted a refund), I noticed the guy behind me was standing too close. Then I stop to look back and he was looking at my booty 🙄.

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT??" I yelled at him.

"Damn, shawty, yo ass fat can I get yo email??" He asked, and bit his lip.

Long story short I started to stomp his ass and Emma and Hina had to drag me out of the mall with all of our shopping bags because the security guard was after us. He wasn't very fast so he didn't catch up.

"DID YOU HEAR HIM?? HE ASKED FOR MY EMAIL AND HE WAS LOOKING AT MY BUTT!!" I yelled at Emma and Hina.

"What." Hina said, confused. "Let's go back and find him! I'll slap some good sense into him!!"

"I think Y/n did enough, Hina. You saw his face, it was bruises all over!" Emma said, putting a hand on Hina's shoulder.

"I guess your right, Emma-chan." Hinata said. "We left our food..."

"LET'S GET MORE THEN!!" I screamed, hungry as shit.

"You are weirdly aggressive when you're hungry." Emma said.

"I'm hungry as a motherfucker :(." I said, stomping my foot on the ground sadly.

"Well, let's go get Y/n food before she beats someone else up." Hina said and we went to look for a food place.

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We walked Hina to her house, and since Hina's house was far from Emma's house, me and Emma had to take a bus.

I ended up going with Emma to her house because she invited me inside.

I said hello to her Pee-Paw (Pee-Paw Sano-san) and Mikey was actually home.

"Y/n-chan!" Mikey yelled and tackled me.

"Oh my god!" I said in distress because he caught me by surprise.

"Mikey, get off of her!" Emma said, tapping her foot disappointedly.

"Yeah, get off you biggie." I said, struggling under his big self.

"Did you call me a biggie?" Mikey asked with an unreadable expression.

"Someone who likes to eat." I said.

"Oh really..."

"Um, yeah." I said, giving him an awkward wide smile.

He squinted his eyes in at me and tackled me AGAIN. I just wiggled from under him as I ran away and he chased me down the block...OMG THAT BOY IS FAST..!

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I was wheezing from him chasing me. "SERIOUSLYY?? I just got out the hospital." I complained.

"Don't call me a biggie then." Mikey said, sitting next to the spot where I was on the ground, fighting for my life.

I coughed and wheezed.

"You good?" Mikey asked, brushing my hair from my face.

"DO... I LOOK...GOOD??" I said.

"Hell yeah."

"What."

"Hell no."

"I gonna throw up." I said. And I did :). I ate tooooo much food.

Mikey held back my hair and was shitting bricks because of how hard he was laughing. Since he was laughing so god damn hard, I threatened to throw up on his clothes. He shut up.

Anyways, I told him what happened to me today and he was looking ready to grill a mothafucka.

"Did he grab it?" Mikey asked.

"WHAT? No, ew." I said and cringed.

"Oh. Okay." Mikey said, looking a bit more calm. "Did you beat his ass?"

"Yeah. Emma and Hina dragged me away because a security guard saw and tried to chase us down." I explained.

"Sounds like your day was pretty eventful." Mikey told me. We were now back infront of his house.

"Hell yeah." I confirmed.

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___Starting... BAJI IS A BIRTHDAY BOYYYY!!!____

Well, Baji is becoming a big boy so I got him a 'I AM FIVE YEARS OLD' pin for his birthday, and a REAL gift. When I gave him the gift at his door, he was not pleased for the pin, but seemed happy enough when I gave him his real gift.

"If I let you kill yourself, you wouldn't be alive in time for your birthday! Happy birthday, Baji Keisuke-kun!" I smiled at him and laughed.

Baji got flustered again and said, "You're such a troll for this pin."

"Awww, my baby is five today!" I gushed jokingly, pinching his cheeks.

Baji ended up yelling at me, but that's okay because Chifuyu came and I gave him a pat on his head and Chifuyu gave his gift to Baji.

Since Baji calmed down now, we went in his house and watched a movie.

"WE AREN'T WATCHING A BARBIE MOVIE!" Baji argued.

"PUT RESPECT ON BARBIE'S NAME!" I argued back.

Chifuyu helplessly watched us childishly argue but Baji's mama came home, so I had to be goodie goodie.

"Aw, who's this sweetie?" Baji's mom asked.

"This is Y/n and she is not sweet." Baji said, glaring at me.

"I am very good. Very good girl." I said proudly, putting my hands on my hips. "Right, Chifuyu?"

"...Yeah." Chifuyu said reluctantly.

Baji's mom hugged me and sat down to watch the movie with us. No, we didn't watch a Barbie movie because I changed my mind ;).

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"NOOOO!!! WHY DID THEY KILL HIM???" I screamed in despair.

Me and Baji's mom screamed emotionally at the TV, while Chifuyu and Baji looked at us like we had screws loose.

"Y/n... Ms. Baji-san...it'll be alright..." Chifuyu said.

"NOOHHHOOOOHOO!!" We screamed.

"Oi! Calm down, would ya? I can't hear!" Baji said.

"Shut up!" We cried at Baji.

We ended up calming down and we watched a comedy instead because Baji wanted to stop the meltdowns from happening.

___Ending... BAJI IS A BIRTHDAY BOYYYY!!!____

____Starting...SHAWTY BAE BESTIE EMMA IS GROWING UP!___

After Takemichi, Draken, and I went over to Draken place a.k.a the Sex Joint, Takemichi and I headed over to god knows where.

"I guess Draken likes Emma-chan too!" Takemichi told me.

"Omg yesss! They are so cute for real." I said.

"Real!" Takemichi agreed, stretching a bit.

"Wow, speak of the devil! There she is!" Takemichi said, going over to speak to her, so I went after.

When he went around the corner, he saw something.

"Huh?" Takemichi said.

"What?" I asked, looking around the corner with him.

We saw Emma hug Mikey.

"I love you, Mikey." Emma said, smiling.

Mikey pat Emma's head awkwardly.

Takemichi made a weird screaming nose and I slapped my hand over his mouth. He stared in horror.

"What's wrong??" I whispered.

Takemichi didn't answer, but put his hands on his face in shock.

Tears pooled in his eyes and he began to sweat.

"Bro, what-"

"Indeed, I do smell a mystery, my dear Watson." We heard a voice. HINATAAA!!!

"Hina?" Takemichi said.

"Hey." Naoto greeted.

"And Naoto?" Takemichi added.

"That's crazy. What are y'all doing here??" I asked them.

"Sorry for scaring you two. We spotted you while we were out shopping." Naoto apologized.

"Awww, it's okay, Naoto." I said, cooing at his cute face.

"Oh, okay." Takemichi said, looking back to Emma and Mikey.

"Anyway, Emma-chan lives, laughs, loves Draken-kun, so this can't be happening!" Hina said. "There has to be something behind this! Right, Y/n, Takemich-kun!??"

"Yeah!! We gon get to the bottom of this!!!" I said, clapping my hands together.

"Yeah..." Takemichi said, blushing because Hinata was close to his face.

"I'm going to solve this mystery! In the name of my grandmother!!" Hinata said.

"PERIOD." I cheered.

Me and Hina power walk away and Takemichi and Naoto looked weirdly at us.

"Hurry up, you two! We have to follow them!" Hinata encouraged, standing behind a pole.

We watched as the two siblings interacted.

"Where'd you get that pipe?" Takemichi asked.

"Behold, my dear Watson! Emma-chan's eyes..."

"Wha?"

"She's definitely in love!" Hina declared.

"Call it female intuition!" Hinata said.

I sighed. If only they knew.

"I see!" Takemichi said, trailing to Emma's boobs (like a weirdo) "Somehow, that's super convincing! I guess she does look like she's in love."

"What are you looking at??" Hinata asked, punching him.

"Weirdo." I said, smacking Takemichi on his head.

"There it is. Nee-chan's Detective Punch." Naoto said, sweatdropping.

"Hey, Takemichi, Y/n!" We heard another voice. Yamagishi!!

"Yamagishi!" Takemichi and I said in unison.

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"Yeah, I definitely smell a case." Yamagishi said.

"Right? That's why we're tailing them so we can find out the truth." Takemichi said.

"We still don't have solid evidence!" Hina said.

"I've heard rumors about Emma." Yamagishi began. "There have been numerous sightings of her leaving with Mikey-kun from his house. And it's always early in the morning. She's definitely spending the night and leaving early in the morning."

"Ew, I hate what you're implying..." I said, cringing.

"Well, it's true!" Yamagishi told me.

"Seriously?" Takemichi sighed.

"As tragic as this is, the mystery has been completely solved." Hina said, clenching her fist. "This is absolutely, positively...two-timing!"

"No way!" Takemichi said, surprised.

"We have to get their confessions." Hina said, beginning to walk over.

"Are you about to ambush them? That's PROBABLY gonna be a bad idea." Takemichi said.

"We have to find out for sure." Hina said.

We turn around because we heard foot steps.

"Huh?"

Draken!!

"Oh my gosh, it's the man, the myth, the legend." I said, gasping dramatically.

"No way! What the heck is he doing here?!" Takemichi panicked.

"Who are you gonna feel bad for??" Draken said, menacingly.

Takemichi fell out dramatically.

Hina slammed her hands on the table.

Mikey looked at her, unfazed.

"Please explain what's going on!" Hina said.

The two looked confused.

Draken began to walk over there.

"Oh, Emma and Mikey." Draken said, seeing them.

Takemichi tried to stop him, but he approached the table anyway.

Draken laughed and asked jokingly, "You're hanging out with your little sister on her birthday, Mikey?"

"Shut up." Mikey responded.

"Little sister?" Takemichi asked, rising up from the ground.

"You didn't know, Takemichi? Mikey and Emma are siblings, thought their moms are different." Draken said.

"WHAT??" Hina and Takemichi said.

"Actually, they kinda look alike." Takemichi said.

"Do we?" Mikey asked.

"Huh? I know I told you before, Hina." Emma said. "You too, Y/n."

"UHHHH..." I mumbled.

"Huh?! Miss Detective? Yamagishi?" Takemichi called.

Yamagishi and Hina pretended to be interested in the deserts.

"Yeah, she just forgot." Naoto said.

"Y/N??" Takemichi said.

"So you see..." (DON'T SUE ME, DHAR MAN.) I mumbled.

"Well??"  Takemichi said expectantly.

"It was fun to see you guys so confused." I cried dramatically.

"WHAT?!" Takemichi screamed.

Draken put a plushie bear on Emma's head. "Here. Happy birthday." Draken smiled.

"Hey, that's...the thing you wanted from the arcade the other day."

"Well, I did what I came here for, so I'm leaving." Draken said, smiling at Emma one last time and so he left.

"He's so cool!" Takemichi, Naoto, and Yamagishi admired.

"Wow!! Emma, you got it good!" I congratulated.

"I'm so happy for you, Emma!" Hina said happily.

Emma smiled and hugged her new plushie bear.

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Well, bookies, THAT'S ALL BYEEE <333