Chapter 1

*Mikado created a group chat*

*Mikado renamed the group chat to "Class Groupchat" *

*Mikado added 15 other people to "Class Groupchat"*

*Mikado changed names for 16 people*

MagicBoi: Welcome to the group chat everyone! :D

Sorta: Who is this?

Sorta: And what the fuck is up with my name?

MagicBoi: Can you not tell??

MagicBoi: It's me! Mikado!

Sorta: Alright

Sorta: What is up with the names then?

MagicBoi: Figured to add a little touch by making unique nicknames for everyone

Makoto 2.0: Is that you Sora?

Sorta: Yeah Yuki

Makoto 2.0: I feel kinda offended by my nickname

Emmy: I think Sora's kinda cute

Sorta: You were lucky

Koko-Puffs: I agree with Yuki, this nickname doesn't suit me

Sorta: Alright I can't lie, that is cute

Emmy: You are keeping that nickname Kokoro!

Koko-Puffs: Thanks Mikado

MagicBoi: Of course! ^-^

Hoe: What's going on?

Emmy: Wait who's that??

Hoe: It's me Yoruko

Hoe: Wait a minute

Hoe: WHAT THE FUCK IS MY NAME

MagicBoi: Figured it suits you

TwiddleDumb: I actually agree

Hoe: ALRIGHT FUCK BOTH OF YOU

*Hoe changed their name to Hostess*

Hostess: Better

Makoto 2.0: Wait who's the person who responded after Mikado?

TwiddleDumb: It's me Kanade

TwiddleDumb: Also Mikado you better sleep with one eye open

MagicBoi: EPPP 0-0

TwiddleDee: As much I don't support you killing sis

TwiddleDee: Get that bitch for me

TwiddleDee: Like what the fuck is my nickname

*TwiddleDee changed his nickname to Melody*

*TwiddleDumb changed her nickname to Rhythm*

Melody: Much better

EyeforEye: Alright no killing Kanade

Emmy: Is that you Setsuka??

EyeforEye: Yep.

EyeforEye: My eye is a joke to everyone apparently

ProteinMom: What the heck is this?

BobRossRipoff: Yeah my phone is going off like crazy

Sorta: Hey Hajime and Iroha

Makoto 2.0: How did you know so easily?!

Koko-Puff: Well it's kinda obvious

Rhythm: I agree

ProteinMom: WAIT WHY AM I THE MOM

Emmy: Wait for it...

FireDad: Oh this is new

Emmy: There it is

ProteinMom: Is that you Shinji?

FireDad: Yeah, who else??

FireDad: Wait...

FireDad: What is with our names?!

Melody: Mikado

FireDad: Oh

FireDad: Wait why are me and Hajime the parents!? We aren't a couple

BobRossRipoff: You pretty much are the parents of our class

BobRossRipoff: Plus I ship it

BobRossRipoff: Also

*BobRossRipoff changed their name to PainterGirl*

PainterGirl: I like my name like this

ProteinMom: Is no one going to acknowledge that she said she shipped us??

MagicBoi: As much as I don't like her, I agree!

PainterGirl: Hey!

Sorta: I agree

Emmy: I agree

EyeforEye: Agree

Melody: Agree

Rhythm: Agree

Makoto 2.0: Agree

Hostess: Agree

Kaito2.0: Agree

Makoto 2.0: Wait who was the last one??

Kaito2.0: It's me, Yuri

Kaito2.0: I don't like this name

*Kaito2.0 changed his name to Spaceboi*

Spaceboi: Now that's much better

ChaoticBitch: Alright why is my phone going off?!

Sorta:? Whose that?

Rhythm: Can't tell. It's either Syobai or Nikei

ChaoticBitch: Bitch why you comparing me to that drug addict!

ChaoticBitch: It's me Nikei!

EyeforEye: Then where's Syobai

FuckOff: WHY THE FUCK IS MY PHONE GOING OFF

FuckOff: I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

Sorta: It's 2 pm

FuckOff: Shut up bitch

Sorta: You wanna go?

FuckOff: Bring it on albino girl

Koko-Puffs: Please don't fight him Sora

Emmy: I agree

Sora: Fine but he's on thin fucking ice

*Later...*

*Nikei created a new chat*

*Nikei renamed the chat to "Revenge Chat" *

*Nikei added two people to "Revenge Chat" *

Yoruko: Now what??

Nikei: Relax it's me. I have a plan for revenge on Mikado

Nikei: You reading this Syobai??

Syobai: I'm listening.

Yoruko: What do you have in mind??

Nikei: As a journalist, I'm allowed to see school files from the principal. Look what I found

*Nikei sends mikado.jpg

Yoruko: NO WAY

Yoruko: IS THAT MIKADO

Syobai: Not bad Newsies

Syobai: What's your plan?

Nikei: We sneak into his room, steal his contact lenses, and put hair dye remover in his shampoo. Also, we gotta steal all of his hair dye

Nikei: Syobai you need to break us into his room

Nikei: Yoruko I know you're good with hair dye so can you bring some hair dye remover?

Yoruko: Sure

Syobai: I ain't doing it for free

Yoruko: Of course you aren't

Syobai: $50

Syobai: Would've been $100 but since I wanna get revenge on that blonde fucker I gave you a discount

Yoruko: Why can't you just do it for free??

Syobai: I don't do anything for free

Yoruko: Trashimoto

Syobai: Hoe

Syobai: Either take it or leave it

Nikei: Fine, we do it Thursday night

Yoruko: Sounds good