~The Fuhrer's plans~V

As Ed was running down the hall, a pink heat covered his cheeks. 'Dammit! Why me of all people?!?!' He screamed in his mind.

He ran a bit more and slowly felt the erection he had going down. 'phew'. The blond thought.

Ed stood there bored, hoping that something exciting like a mission would come up soon to distract him from his recent thoughts.

Maria Ross came up to Edward and gave him some orders. "Oh, hey." Ed said, still puffing from the running he had just did.

Ignoring the greeting, Maria just gave Ed orders. She stood tall and saluted.

"Fullmetal sir! There is and order for you from the Fuhrer sir!" "Ya, what is it?" He said more relaxed now. "The Fuhrer wants you to go directly to his office sir!" "Uh sure, okay." Ed replied.

"You know, you don't have to call me sir all the time and be so formal, just call me Ed." "Yes Edward Elric sir!" She shouted. Ed facepalmed and walked to the Fuhrer's office.

He opened the door, a little nervous. And guess who stood there in front of Bradley himself? Roy Mustang, yet again wearing that infamous smirk of his. 'Are you fucking kidding me.' Ed thought.

At every angle Edward took to turn, The damn Colonel bastard was always there waiting there for him.

"Hello Mr.Elric." The Fuhrer said kindly. As much as Ed wanted to rage at Mustang now, he couldn't because the Fuhrer was there and he had to be on his best behaviour, which was extremely hard for Ed sometimes and especially hard at times like these.

As the Fuhrer talked, Roy would quickly sneak in a butt-squeeze every now and then when Bradley wasn't looking. Ed mentally jumped 10 feet high in the air and was certainly going to murder that gross pervert once they got out of there.

"You Roy and Edward, are going on a trip to the ruins of Xerxes for possible alchemic related research and also to make friends, since I have noticed you don't get along that well with each other."

"Are you serious? With him?!" Roy and Ed both said in unison, pointing a thumb at one another.

Bradley's 'cheerful' face then turned to a very serious and almost scary expression.

"Dead serious."

Roy and Ed flinched at that and both stammered a "y-yes sir!" Agreeing to the situation that they both truly hated.

"Tomorrow bright and early, I want to see you two at my desk at 6:00am sharp. I will give you both your orders from there on."

He made a serious face again. "Do I make myself clear?"

The two in front both saluted. "Yes your excellency sir!"

"Well, see ya! Take care!" He said with a cheerful face again.

As they walked out, Ed gave an unsure happy wave back to his excellency. 'The hell? Is that guy bipolar or something?' He thought.

(GAH!! Sorry it's so short again! (- 3 o)/