Chapter VI: 𝘼𝙣𝙙𝙮🍌

"I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light." - Helen Keller

~"Think that's her boyfriend, hun?" ~

Spencer shoves Morgan slightly as he continues to tease him, "Oh come on, who just calls their friend, hun?"

"Have you heard your and Garcia's conversations?" Reid asks.

"I mean it could still mean more in Eden's situation, " Morgan chuckles, "from what I see she has her own chocolate thunder."

Morgan pats Reid on the back and leaves him in the parking garage, confused,

"what the hell was that conversation?" he walks off trying to get his mind off of the man who picked up Eden.

I wish I was him. And who the hell is he?

~Eden's POV:~

After arriving at the apartment complex, Andy decided it would be a good time to chat my ears off.

Dear Lord, please give my friend some good dick to shut him up.

"So he told me he wanted me to come over to his place at nine, " Andy groans, "to watch..a MOVIE."

"Ok but what about the text at 2 in the morning?" I scoffed.

"Oh that? I was hammered, I slept with a bartender at that club... The Lions Den?"

"Andy! I wanted to try that place out and you're telling you humped and dumped the bartender there?"

"We can still go!"

"Uh, no, we can't!"

"You're right, we can't," he smirks.

Bastard.

He unlocks the door and lets us both inside.

"Thank you, kind sir, " I said in a fake posh accent.

"You're welcome, peasant, " he replies in a similar accent.

"Who are you calling a peasant?!"

"Have you seen yourself?"

I look in the mirror by the door to see me looking like hot shit.

Emphasis on the hot.

"Have I looked like this since the garage?" I panicked.

"No, just since I thought I ran over a squirrel, " Andy responds with chips in his mouth. I let out a breath I didn't even realize I was holding.

"You never care what people think about your looks, " Andy states.

"Wha- tha-" I stammer, " That's not true! Have you met my grandma?"

"I have but she isn't here, " he smirks, "Which one of those fine men is your new dish?"

"I am taking a shower!" I exclaimed.

"Was it that chocolate souffle?" Andy asks.

"I am showering!"

"And I will enter with you unless you tell me who you care enough about your looks for!"

I enter the bathroom quickly and start undressing, Andy storms in,

"STUPID APARTMENT WITH NO BATHROOM LOCKS!" I cursed out.

Now just in my bra and dress pants, Andy looks at me curiously, "Oh my God, was it that hot piece of slim Jim you called 187?"

Taking off my pants, I scoffed, "Ok number 1, slim Jim? And number two, "  I paused,

"no, " I say with my voice going up in pitch.

"OH MY GOD IT IS!"

"I need to get naked, " I said.

"And I'm gay, " he replied.

"Suit yourself, " I unhooked my bra and pulled down my underwear. I started a shower, naked, in front of my best friend.

What? Is that not your favorite past time?

"So does the bean string have a name?"

"Why do you keep calling him these names?" I said entering the shower.

"I don't know his real one."

Well, he did get you there, didn't he?

"Spencer."

"Spencer..." He says looking for a last name.

"Reid. His name is Dr. Spencer Reid."

"Searching for his socials right now."

I scoffed, "why don't you call Johnathan and I don't know, stop annoying me when I'm naked."

"Sis it's fine, you can't turn me straight."

I took the showerhead and pointed it at his pants.

"BITCH IF YOU DONT-"

"Hush and tell me about the socials."

"There isn't anything, a couple of articles on him and the BAU, but that's all," he says weirded out.

"Maybe he's just an old soul, " I claimed.

"What kind of old soul doesn't have an Instagram to stalk Betty white or Julie Andrews?"

"Go put on a movie or something and leave me to my private concert."

"Ugh fine, just promise me you won't get too loud when you use the showerhead."

"OUT, " I said taking the showerhead and spraying him with it.

"IM GONE JESUS."

~one week later:~Narrators POV:

The team is all in their respective desks, working away on paperwork when Andy rushes in and smacks Eden in the back of the head,

"Bitch-" he smacks her head and kneels next to her.

"OW, " she rubs the back of her head and looks angrily at Andy, "what's your issue?"

"My issue? Do I need to get started on yours? Trust issues, commitment issues, AND daddy issue-"

"HUSH," she whisper shouts.

"My issue is Johnathan."

"and you couldn't call?"

"I'm not waiting for you to come home and the news is too big over the phone."

"Ugh, come with me, " Eden drags Andy to the break room.

Morgan looks at Reid who's staring at Eden leaving. "Hey, Pretty boy, " Spencer turns to look at Morgan, "drooling much?"

"Who do you think that is?" Spencer asks.

"Well, from my perspective, boyfriends don't usually hit their girlfriends-"

"You'd be surprised, " Emily chimed in.

"Maybe the Johnathan they're talking about is her boyfriend, " he says. 

"I don't think she's dating anyone, " Emily states.

"What makes you think that?" Reid asks curiously.

Emily glances at the break room to make sure Edens busy and walks over to her desk,

"She has pictures of her grandparents, her mom, and that guy with another girl, " she says, " I'm pretty sure if she had a boyfriend he'd be in the list of people in these photos."

"That guy could still be her boyfriend, " Morgan says pointing to the break room.

"Sweetie, I don't think so, " Garcia says as she joins the conversation.

"Okay, mama, how can you be so sure?" Morgan replies.

"Oh my sweet chocolate thunder, thank God you're handsome, " she says.

Morgan puts his hands up in confusion, just then Eden leaves the break room, and kisses Andy on the cheek.

Andy spies the four looking at them, and starts whispering to Eden,

"Looks like someone is jealous, " he says making her glance at the group.

"I guess they don't have a good gaydar then, " Eden says, "Now leave."

"Alright, alright, I'm gone, " Andy says before dramatically fleeing the office.

Eden goes over to the group, "alright ask away."

"Was that your boyfriend?" Morgan asks with a smile.

Eden chuckles, " I think he'd be more interested in Reid than me."

Morgan realizes the situation before smirking at Reid. Emily and Penny laugh at the agent. Spencer clears his throat and then speaks up,

"Who is he then?" slight jealousy present in his tone.

"That is Andy, we've been friends for almost 7 years now. We were internet friends for a little while. When I moved he offered me his spare room."

"Internet friends, isn't that dangerous?" Morgan asks.

"We met through a mutual friend, and it can be but you'd be surprised at how much easier to talk about your trauma to people you barely know, " Eden shrugged as she sat down.

Emily and Penny glanced at one another before nodding understandably and returning to their workload, Morgan shakes his head laughing. and Spencer speaks up,

"You just tell complete strangers your life history?"

Eden nods.

"isn't that dangerous? Couldn't they use it against you?"

"How? all I do on my secret social media accounts is cry and rant, they can't hurt me more than anyone else has. "

Spencer wondered to himself,

who hurt her?

~

After the work day ends Garcia walks up to the group, "So guys, I was thinking what if we all went out tonight?" she asked cheerfully.

"I'm game, " Morgan says.

"Me too, " Emily answers, "Eden, you coming?"

"Sure can I bring Andy? He'd kill me if went partying without him. " Eden asks.

"Sure, " Garcia smiles, "Reid?" she pouts.

Spencer thinks it over, glancing at Eden staring at him biting her lip in excitement, "Okay, fine, I'll go."

"Wow, no convincing," Emily grins before studying Eden's expression.

"Oh also if we're going out that we can't go to the following bars: The Lions Den, Dolso, Dragonfly Bar, Bar Gaythering, Aura, and Star-Crossed Lovers, " Eden smiles awkwardly .

"Um... Why?" Morgan asked.

"Let's just say Andy hit it and quit it and ended up breaking up with it, " Eden grimaces.

"Okay...soooo... What about that new club Medusa?" Emily suggests as everyone agrees.

"Sounds good, I just need to get my neighbor to feed my fish," Eden grins as she's packing up.

（*'▽｀*）A/N: This is more of a filler chapter to get us to the cluuubbbbbbb. Thank you to everyone who's been reading and commenting it makes me so genuinely happy. Seriously it gives me serotonin :))

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