Cake off

BigHit's Crackheads

(BTS and TXT special)

(Seokjin's POV)

Seokjin's POV

I shake my head looking beside me at the other 6 mentally face-palming. I regretted asking them to be judges for a baking competition that literally meant nothing except bragging rights for the babies of our company.

Hoseok and Jimin had rayband sunglasses on and dressed in all black with their arms and legs crossed looking intimidating at our competitors.

Taehyung was holding Yeontan with a Gucci shirt and lightly tinted sunglasses and a Feather boa wrapped around his neck. He also wore all the jewelry he could possibly find.

Namjoon was smiling widely in a beanie, sweatpants, and tank top rocking slides with socks.

Jungkook had a Hoodie on with the hood up acting 'Sleepy'.

Yoongi was wearing a windbreaker with sweatpants and a beanie holding a poker face.

I shake my head even more, noticing how ridiculous they all look and are acting.

"This is going to be soooo fun," Beomgyu says with wide eyes and a huge smile.

Team Ohana

"First team step up and introduce your plate please," Hoseok says with sass. This is the definition of crackheads right here. Which I was prepared for and I texted a Bangtan Bomb Noonas and T:Time noonas as well to film this train wreck before we started so I was good.

"Okay We are Huening Kai and Taehyun. Our team name is Ohana and we made a purple velvet cake with vanilla frosting and tons of sprinkles." They handed us all a piece of cake which made Jungkook jump from faking sleeping to yelling in the process.

Yoongi: "It tastes good and is simple."

Taehyung: "It tastes like red velvet, but it is purple"

Jungkook just gives them a thumbs up, closing his eyes and slumping in the chair crossing his arms.

Namjoon: "It is not too dry, but not too wet. I could do with less sprinkles."

Jimin: "The taste is a little too strong for me and I agree with Namjoon less sprinkles."

Hoseok: "Hm? Mh? Okay! It's good but I have had better."

Jin: It was finally my turn. "You two did good, don't listen to the one that can't cook to save his life." I look over at Hoseok as he scoffs.

"Okay, next team" Namjoon claps his hands together smiling.

Team Kim Seokjin

"Hi, we are Soobin and Beomgyu. Our team name is Team Kim Seokjin, and we made a marble cake, but the white cake was dyed green and the icing is coconut dyed Hot pink with chocolate chips carefully placed in shapes." They hand us their plates as we all thank them.

Jin: I went first this time. "Bonus points for your team name. It's all good" I smile and wink at Soobin which makes him flustered.

Jimin: "Minus 2 points for being butt kissers. The only thing I like is the coconut frosting. It's not too coconutty. It's good."

Hoseok: "I am also taking away two points for being butt kissers, but I will add them back since you used my favorite color to dye the cake. And it tasted good despite it looking like a clown made it."

Taehyung: "Wait a clown made it?"

Jungkook gave them a thumbs-up and proceeded to fake sleep again.

Namjoon: "I am not too big on coconut, but the cake is good"

Yoongi: "This looks weird" *Disgusted Yoongi face*

"Oh lord I know I will regret this but last team please." I pinched the bridge of my nose shaking my head, thankful this is the last team and it's Yeonjun alone.

Team Lone wolf

"Um... don't know how I will top that, but I will try. I am Yeonjun and since I am the oldest and most experienced I was volunteered more like told to go alone. I made a simple Vanilla cake with Strawberry bits in the cake. I made Blueberry flavored icing, but it doesn't have color and I decorated it with fresh fruit." Yeonjun Chuckled, placing the cakes in front of all of us.

Jungkook: "Extra points for your team name and doing it alone" he slumped down fake snoring loudly making everyone laugh.

Yoongi: "This is my favorite one so far"

Taehyung: "It tastes like Blueberries but it's white and these pieces are real strawberries INSIDE the cake" Yeontan barked when Taehyung raised his voice.

Hoseok: "I have nothing bad to say about this cake"

Jimin: "Dido"

Namjoon: "Can I have the rest of the cake if there is any?"

Jin: "And I guess we know who the winner is" I chuckled as everyone started bursting out laughing and getting out of character.

We noticed we had an audience and our Bangtan Bomb Noona had recruited a couple of other people to help record.

Bang-PD nim walked up to us laughing and clapping.

"I thought you all said you were not good at Skits!? This was golden and I need it to happen again for a BTS Run episode collab with TO DO x TXT." We all laughed as TXT went to eat the leftover cake.

It was a really fun day.