Entry 5

HEYYY!!

My daily reminder,

Luther, read my diary.

Go ahead.

I WILL FEAST ON YOUR FUCKING FLESH.

YOU TOO DIEGO.

Luther you a Lil bitch.

Diego you a Lil bitch.

So read it. I will eat your arms.

ANY FUCKING WAY.

TRAINING SUCKED ASS.

Dad used our weaknesses against us. That shit was messed. I was all like,

"FUCK OUTTA HERE"

I ended up giving Dad an electric shock. Which ended me in the vault.

So fucking worth it.

Diego had to protect Mom. He did the best out of all of us.

Luther had to protect Alison.

Alison had to protect Luther.

Klaus had to conquer his ghosts. He couldn't. He was high. He got to chill in the vault with me. It was for punishment.

I honestly would rather be in there other than the battle room. Anywhere with Klaus. He always cheers me up.

We we're sitting, taking about dumb shit, and about our relationships.

"I'm too lazy to count to such a high number! The effort is much too many fucks to give, that I have none to offer. You go!" He says, We both laugh.

"I honestly can't fucking count either. I am pretty close with Five. Should I add his fine ass to the list?"

"Yeah. I seen you fornicating in that booth at the pizza place."

"Bitch we kissed. While you were actually fornicating with...cHrIS" I moaned the last part. He laughed so hard he fell back.

"Back to Five though, I thought he was the first on your "Guys I'd let drill me." book?" He laughs grabbing my leg pretending to hump someone.

"That stays a fucking secret." I poke his head that was now resting on my stomach.

"Five doesn't need a book to know how crazy y'all are for each other."

He laughs, tickling my side. I laugh uncontrollably, and end up punching him.

"Oh shit" I say trying to fucking breathe. He sits up laughing still. I busted his lip.

"Sorry love. UwU"

Not that long later, Dad told me to come. Klaus was still in there. He would most likely be sleeping.Shit I'd take advantage of that.

Five had to tell Luther that he was better than him. After, Dad made him save me. That process was twisted in and of itself.

Especially, when Luther's bitchass is a show off.

Five had to try and get to me before Luther could put me in a chokehold till I was unconscious.

Five went through obstacles.

I feel like Dad did that just to be Petty.

He tried to force Ben to get over his fear of his power.

That ended with Dad getting accidentally thrown at the wall.

Vanya was the lucky one.

He made me turn against them for a day. Like genuinely turn against them. I didn't do it. He knows family is important to me.

So I shocked his ass.

After the terrifying day of training, we had time to grieve.

I was in my room. Usually Klaus, Ben, Diego, or Five will show up.

It was Five first.

Today Five called me cute. I was all like,

"Don't lie to me bitch. I'm not cute." Then Klaus came in really happy, and sat on me. As I was lying there listening to him.

He was all like,

"We should play bloody knuckles." I immediately was all like let's fucking go.

Five was in. Diego came and agreed, and Luther so he could prove he is better than Diego.

I found one of my circled ninja stars. It looked like it would for the most part roll.

Using a quarter, is way too fucking easy.

We all sat on the floor in a circle.

I hadn't showed them the ninja star. When I did, their eyes were like, HOLY FUCK!

"Are you trying to kill us?" Diego asks me concerned.

We sat on the part of my floor that was tile.

I started it off, hitting Diego's knuckle. He squinted in pain.

Diego went next aiming for Luther.

He has perfect aim. Of course he didn't fucking miss.

Luther went for Five. Five winced in pain.

He was all like,

"Goddamn you people." He flicked it towards Klaus.

Klaus didn't seem effected by it. He just flicked it towards me.

I was all like,

"You FUCKING pussy."

After a couple more rounds, it got more aggressive.

We tried our best not to scream in pain.

All of us had bloody knuckles.

NO SHIT SHERLOCK.

Diego, and Luther immediately just left.

When I say left, I mean they got into a fucking fight, and started beating each other's ass in the hallway.

All that was left was me, and Klaus.

I think it cut Five to where you could see one of his actual knuckles. He teleported to go get medical care from Grace.

Me and Klaus took a sip from the flask he had in his pocket.

I was all like,

"YOU READY TO FUCKING DROP OUT PUSSY!"

He was all like,

"YOUR BITCHASS IS GONNA BE THE ONE BACKING OUT"

I flicked it, and it cut into his knuckle.

He was all like,

"Fuck!"

He flicked it back. It cut into mine.

I flicked it back, another cut.

He flicked it. It cut deep this time.

"FuCK MY DICKKK!!!" I covered my mouth.

I needed stitches for this.

He clearly won. I tried to find my first aid kit.

He celebrated spinning around in a small circle. Waving his arms side to side.

He was all like,

"TAKE THAT BITCH!" I flipped him off in response.

After stitching, cleaning, and FUCKING SCREAMING, I grabbed my beautiful bong from its hiding place. Our hands were covered in bandages.

Klaus gasps,

"It's beautiful. I'm actually crying in gay." We both start laughing.

It's so beautiful it hurts. I love that bong so much. I took a couple hits before I handed it to Klaus.

My brain cells will just continue deteriorating.

Not like I need their disfunctional shit faces anyway.

It hit and me and Klaus looked at each other like,

"Fucking biscuit"

I lay down on my bed. He does also, me playing with his hair.

I put on some music. Not too loud. It was just a playlist me and Klaus made for moments like this.

We both stare at the ceiling. Heads touching. Opposite long sides of the bed. We hum to the music.

Enjoying the moment.

That was the day.

I will definitely never play bloody knuckles again.

That's a damn lie. I'll probably be all fucking like,

"BLOODY KNUCKLES TIME BITCHES!"

I'm buzzing. I'm also really tired.

Gonna call it a night. See ya later bitches!!!

Eight.