The end

When I got home a blackout again and I don't know what happened I heard growling

Then a crackly voice saying "Antisepticeye"

Another crackly voice went "JuicyVeggieSnack"

~1 hour later~

I came back and saw Jack on the floor naked I screamed not because he was naked it was because all the bite marks, brusies and cuts he woke up screaming at me

He screamed "Gaege take a look in the mirror"

I went "I advised the same to u"

So we both looked in the mirror and I was in the exact state He was in

He said "our alter egos must like eachother"

I went "damn there kinky"

He said "they always are"

I sighed

Then asked "how do we get these alter egos"

He replied "drug addictions mark is going to get the same one"

I took a look in the mirror omg i look like shit

I asked "can we get rid of them"

He said "no... but they can get rid of u"

The End