Chapter 28 "Grell's Plan"

Authors note: Hey guys, I hope you are enjoying the story so far and your summer and Lobo shall be joining the story very soon, that is a promise XD! However school is starting soon so these updates may take longer than normal, I'll try my best to keep up. Anyways here is chapter 28. I do not own any of the kuroshitsuji characters, I wish I did! XD!!_________________________________________

You: I thought you were a stranger for a second man!

Ronald: Yeah sorry about that.

You: What are you doing here?

Ronald: Grell told me to come, he wanted to see the demon called Sebastian. *dusts himself off*

You: Oh. Okay.

Ronald: Yeah, so um.. Hi. *a bit nervous*

You: Hi? So you're just gonna wait for Grell to be done with his flirting?

Ronald: Basically. Aren't you mad about that?

You: Nah, I ain't those girls who are always up in people's business or the jealous type. I trust Sebastian so there is no need for me to worry or be mad.

Ronald: Okay, you aren't from around here, right?

You: Yeah, I'm from what people here call it, The Americas.

Ronald: People from the Americas do dress oddly.

You: Psh, it's way more comfortable than a dress. Especially dresses that have corsets.

Ronald: Really?

You: Hells yeah! They are basically torture devices, they squeeze you and squish your intestines together causing problems which includes death. More like a slow, long and slightly painful death. Oh and it can cause internal bleeding which then leads to death.

Ronald: You sure know how to describe a death.

You: Yeah, it happens. Although death can be funny sometimes, *sigh* look if I'm creeping you out I'm sorry.

Ronald: No need to apologize, besides it takes a lot more to creep me out. *slight chuckle*

You: Oh really? Hey do you get scared easily?

Ronald: Pft. No. That's ridiculous.

You: We'll see.

Ronald: What are you up to? *a bit suspicious*

You: Nothing.~

Pluto wakes up and yawns. Ronald sees Pluto yawn and a huge fire breath coming his and your way. Without thinking Ronald tackles you down on the ground, barely saving you. You saw the fire go over you both as Ronald laid on top of you.

Ronald: You okay?

You: Y-yeah... um... you can get off me now.

Ronald: *blushes lightly* I uh... Sorry. *gets up and helps you up*

You: No problem. *you dust him off* Pluto be careful where you yawn, okay boy.

Pluto just barks and rests his head on the ground. You laugh slightly and shake your head.

Ronald: You're a dog lover aren't you?

You: Yeah, well actually I'm an animal lover. Reptiles, amphibians, arachnids, insects, mammals, fish, and so on. Well not all insects, mosquitoes are annoying! They go bbbzzzzzz bbzzzz and so high pitched.

Ronald: *laughs slightly* Mosquitoes, that's the only bug you don't like.

You: And wasps! Especially wasps, they are assholes. They just see you and go "Hey look a person, let's go sting them until we are bored buzz buzz"

Ronald: *laughs* Wasps and mosquitoes. What about spiders or bees?

You: Actually spiders are arachnids they are not considered insects. And bees actually have a reason to sting, also the fact they make honey. Mmm, honey.

Ronald: Huh, never knew that.

You: Yep. Spiders are awesome! There's this spider in Australia called the Sydney spider, it's as big or bigger than a tarantula. And it's fangs are really sharp along with spider's poison, it can kill a man in one bite.

Ronald: Yikes. That's one strong poison.

You: That's nothing compared to the brown spider. With one bite it releases a poison that basically eats your skin alive. Imagine a bite slowly turning into a big hole, getting bigger, and bigger.

Ronald: You know a lot about spiders. Smart girl.

You: Correction, smart tomboy. You wanna go for a walk.

Ronald: Yeah sure, in the woods?

You: Yeah, why not. *you head towards the woods*

Ronald: *follows you* So what made you an animal lover.

You: I don't know, maybe the fascinating facts about them, the fact that most of them are more intelligent than human beings. *shrugs* What kind of lover are you?

Ronald: *blushes* Well.. I...

You: *laughs* I meant what kind of lover you are in animals. Hahaha. Like dogs, birds, or cats.

Ronald: I knew that. *blushes in embarrassment*

You: Psh yeah right, dude you're blushing.

Ronald: Am not! *light blush*

You: Yeah you are. Your cheeks says it all. *you poke his cheeks*

Ronald: I am not blushing! *folds his arms*

You: Hahaha. Relax they are just pink not red. *you laugh*

Ronald: *smiles* So what do you do on your free time?

You: Sleep. Eat. Read books. More sleep. Homework. Ehhh.... Oh and playing with... well... I use to play with him.

Ronald: Who?

You: Lobo... my--

Ronald: Boyfriend?

You: My dog.

Ronald: *blushes in embarrassment* Sorry. Hehe.

You: Why is everyone assuming my dog is my boyfriend? I love him like family yes, because he was there for me since day one!

Ronald: Sorry I didn't mean to offend you. You just describe him like a human and like if he's the world to you.

You: He is! He's been there for me when no one else was! And because of that he got hurt. Lobo is like my baby, Lobo is ohana! And ohana means family! *you tear up*

Ronald's thoughts: 'Boy I really blew it this time.'

Ronald: (y/n) I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you or Lobo.

You: I just want him back. *sighs and leans against a tree*

Ronald: He really means a lot to you, huh.

You: Yeah, he does.... And that's why I'm going back, to bring him with me! *sounding determined*

Ronald: If you want I can join you.

You: No its okay, Sebastian will take me. He knows how to take me back home.

Ronald: Ah, I see.

You: Mhm. Well I should be heading back.

Ronald: I'll take you.

You: Okay.

You both start walking back to the mansion, until a familiar voice calls your name behind you. You and Ronald stop walking and turn around.

Ronald: You know him?

You: Claude Faustus.

Claude: Hello Miss (y/n).

You: What are you doing here? Look if you're gonna bring me back to Alois, fat chance!

Claude: Actually I came here for you.

Ronald: Another demon.

You: What do you want Claude?

Claude: I just want to talk, alone if possible.

Ronald: Not going to happen!! *pulls out his death scythe*

You: Why do you have a lawn mower!?! And how the fuck did you just pull it out of nowhere!?!

Ronald: It's a death scythe!!

You: Are all death scythes gardening tools?! What's next a shovel or clippers? Oh wait how about a rake!?

Ronald: Very funny -_- *sarcasm*

You: What? It's true! Why not have a kick ass katana like in Bleach, or not do anything and get a Death Note like in Death note, the anime!

Ronald: What?

You: Never mind. Anyways I'll be fine on my own. Psh I can handle Claude.

Claude: So you agree to speak with me?~ *smirks*

Your thoughts: 'Psh, I'll just call Sebastian if anything goes wrong'

Ronald: Sorry but no can do, I don't trust demons. *gets ready to attack*

You: Don't play the hero! *facepalm* Why do I even bother?

Claude: What a nuisance. *sighs and pulls out his golden knives*

Ronald was about to attack until a pair of clippers hit the back of his head. Causing him to fall and hit his face on the ground.

Ronald: Gah!! Ow! William!.. I mean Boss!

William: What are you doing? You are suppose to be working. *annoyed sigh* You have over time!

Ronald: Aw come on boss! *rubs the back of his head*

You: SEE CLIPPERS!!!! I knew it! All reapers here are gardeners!!! They must be Mexican!!! Hola primos!!

William: I can assure you we aren't gardeners or your cousins. These are our death scythes, we use them to collect the cinematics from those who die. Our job is very important. *adjusts his glasses*

You: Well your so called "death scythes" look like gardening tools. Literally. Why not use a kick ass katana!?

William: *slightly irritated* You aren't from around here, are you?

You: Do I need a sign or what? Sheesh, I am not from here.

Claude: Indeed, she is from the America's.

William: They do dress oddly.

You: Hey at least I don't carry gardening tools with me all day! Just saiyan!!

William: *adjusts his glasses* For the last time... They are death scythes!!!! Not gardening tools!!!!

You: Gardening tools!!! End of discussion!! Hahahahaha. You mad bro!! Huh!

William: *irritated* Such annoying humans.

You: Hold up! *you look at him closely* Claude stand next to him.

Claude: May I ask why?

William: Keep that damn demon away from me!

You: Ugh fine, I'll turn my head. Sheesh! *you look at them back and forth*

Your thoughts: 'Claude looks like Sebastian and William combined. Could he be their love child.... pppppfffffttttt'

You break out into laughter causing utter confusion amongst everyone. You fall on the ground and continue laughing.

William: I don't see what is so amusing. *adjusts his glasses*

Claude: Indeed.

Ronald: Agreed.

You: Oh my hahahaha Goku. *you sit up* Okay... Okay... I'm good. *you look at them both again and fall back laughing* hahahahaha

Claude: Is there something on my face? *raises a brow*

You: I'm so dirty minded. *laughing*

Ronald: *shrugs* Is she okay?

You: Okay... Okay... I'm good. For real. *snickers* Haha. I'm so dirty minded. *deep breath* Okay I'm good. *you get up* Man all that laughing hurt my sides.

Claude: What was so amusing?

You: William's face reminded me of something. Pppffftttt... *you try holding back a laugh*

William: *sighs* How annoying.

You: Meh. Anyways you wanted to talk to me Claude!

Claude: Yes, alone.

William: Let's go Ronald, you have work to do.

Ronald: Yes sir. *sighs* Good bye (y/n), I'll see you next time okay.

You: Mkay.

They leave and leave you alone with Claude in the woods.

Claude: Finally._________________________________________Authors note: Okay I got WiFi on Tuesday which is why you saw only 9 updates instead of 14 because I look that chance to update as many as I could before I lost signal. But hey better than nothing right? Anyways what does Claude want to speak to you about? Hmmm? LET'S FIND OUT!!! XD!!!