Chapter 22 "Neko You"

Authors note: You are now neko, Sebastian is going to have a hard time controlling himself now. Huehuehue. XD Well here we go. I do not own any of the kuroshitsuji characters, I wish I did XD!!_________________________________________

You: WHAT THE MEOW! HOW IS THIS MEOW POSSIBLE!!?!!?!?! SHIT QUIT SAYING MEOW!!!! MEOW!

Sebastian: (y/n) please calm down.

You: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN I HAVE CAT LIKE FEATURES!!!!

Sebastian: *scratches your ears* You must at least try.

You: *purring* oookkkaaayyy~ That feels nice~

Sebastian: *chuckles* You like this, hm?~

You: Yyeess~ now I know why cats like this.~ *lays on his lap*

Sebastian: *still scratching* Are you calm?

You: Mhm~ *purring and eyes closed*

Sebastian: Are you alright master? Are your allergies acting up? *still scratching your ears*

Ciel: I feel fine.

Sebastian: How wonderful! *continues to scratch your ears*

You: *purring* A little to the left... aahh~ right there~.

Sebastian: *stops scratching your ears* Now then how could this have happened?

You: I don't know? Hm.. *you sit up and the ball of yarn falls out your pocket* Let's see... *you stare at the ball of yarn*

Sebastian: (y/n)?

You: Must resist... urge... to play... with yarn.

Sebastian: *chuckles* This yarn?~ *picks it up*

You: Nope, I will not play with it!

Sebastian: Are you sure?~ *waves it in front of you*

You: Damn... sure.... I can't! *you grab the ball of yarn and play with it laying down* mine! Meow~.... Wait a minute...

Sebastian: *chuckles* Adorable.~

You: No seriously, wait. *you sit up* The yarn, Undertaker gave that to me... UNDERTAKER!!!!! HE DID THIS!!!!

Sebastian: Calm down. *scratches your ears*

You: How can... *purrs* aahh~ that feels nice.~ *lays back down on your lap*

Sebastian: This may come in handy. *smirks and massages yours ears*

You: *does the Pikachu face* aahh~ Don't stop. *purrs*

Ciel: So Undertaker is behind this. That would explain why he gave you the ball of yarn.

You: Mhm~ *you close your eyes and purr more*

Sebastian: (y/n) did your drink taste out of the ordinary.

You: Mhm~ *still purring*

Sebastian: I see. *continues scratching your ears* I believe we should visit him again after visiting Scotland Yard.

Ciel: Very well.

You: *purring* okay~.

Sebastian: Unless of course you want to stay like this. *stops scratching your ears*

You: *sits up* I guess? I don't know, first let's see how it goes and then we talk to Undertaker.

Sebastian: *whispers in your cat ear* You do know the longer you are like this, the harder it will be to control myself. *licks your cat ear*

You: *blushing* Meow~ *you smirk slightly*

Sebastian: *tries his best to control himself* You shouldn't tease a demon.~

You: Meow~ *raspberry* I already did. Haha!

Sebastian: *pokes your side* Very well. *smirks*

You: *you squeak and cover your sides* Sebastian don't you dare!

Sebastian: *chuckles* My my, master may I?

You: Ciel don't let him!

Ciel: I don't care, do what you want. *lays down to take a nap*

You: Asshole. -_-

Sebastian: *makes you sit on his lap* Now then, to punish you for teasing a demon. *smirks*

You: W-wait Sebastian!

Sebastian: *slides his hands under your sweater and tickles your stomach* Yes?~

You: pppfffttt *you bite your lip to hold back a laugh*

Sebastian: Holding back are we?~ In that case.~ *uses one hand to tickle under your arm while the other tickles your stomach* Perhaps this will help.~

You: Ppffftttt hahahahahaha stahahap Sebahahahastian! *you start laughing and squirming* I give uhuhuhup!

Sebastian: *keeps a good grip on you* Ah ah ah~ *moves his fingers faster*

You: Hahahahaha let mehehehe gohohoho plehehehehease. *you laugh more*

Sebastian: Have you learned your lesson?~ *continues tickling you*

You: Yehehehes just stahahahahap. *still laughing* I'm sorry hahahaha you win!

Ciel: Would you both knock it off!?

Sebastian: Very well.~ *stops and kisses your cheek*

You: *breathing heavily and lean against his chest in defeat* Thank you.

Sebastian: *chuckles* You have three weaknesses. *smirks*

You: And you have two. *you elbow him softly*

Sebastian: Is that so? *raises a brow*

You: Mhm. *you rest your head under his chin and you close your eyes*

Sebastian: May I know what they are? *nibbles on your ear*

You: *purring softly* Nope, you have to find out on your own. *you kiss under his chin without even thinking*

Sebastian: *blushes lightly* Very well. *kisses the top of your head*

Ciel: Are we there yet?

Sebastian: Almost master. Perhaps we should find a hat for (y/n) to hide her ears and a coat to hide her tail.

You: Wait, I have an idea *you wrap your tail around your waist* there and my sweater *you pull your sweater down, covering your tail* can cover it! Tada!

Sebastian: What about your ears?

You: My sweater is a hoodie. *you put your hood over your head* See.

Sebastian: You do dress oddly, normally females wear dresses.

You: I AIN'T FEMALE! I AM ZHE AWESOME TOMBOY!!!

Sebastian: *chuckles* However, people here may find it odd you are dressed in that clothing.

You: Tell them I'm from America! Or better yet from the motherland! Hahaha. *you laugh*

Sebastian: The Americas? They dress oddly then.

You: You think this is odd, you should see how Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus dress. Ha!

Sebastian: Who?

You: Never mind. *you roll your eyes playfully*

The carriage stops and Sebastian opens the door. He steps out and helps Ciel out.

Sebastian: We have arrived. *helps you out*

You: Thanks.

The carriage drives away after Sebastian gave the driver a bag of coins. The three of you then walk in the Scotland Yard offices. To your surprise not that many people were there except for one person who tried to stop you guys from entering the archives room. He has brown hair and a mustache you a bit funny. Ciel told you that his name is Edward Abberline.

Edward: What are you doing here? And who is this?

Ciel: This is my assistant and we have come for the archives of the recent murders of the young women.

Sebastian walks past him and looks in the files. You took this opportunity and decided to speak in a Irish accent.

Edward: Hey, get out from the archives! You can't do this!

You: *Irish accent* Yes we can!

Ciel and Sebastian were surprised and looked at you. Sebastian found the archives and grabs them.

Edward: Your an Irish person!

You: Ay! *Irish accent*And you'd be from Scotland!

Edward: Yes. What part of Ireland are you from?

You: Um... Downtown! *Irish accent*

Edward: Did you come here in England by yourself?

You: *Irish accent* Oh no, I'm not here by myself. *you turn around* DONKEY! *you fall on the floor laughing* I can't hahaha keep a straight face!

(Authors note: To understand this you need to watch Gabriel Iglesias: Hot and Fluffy Irish Bar Joke)

Ciel, Sebastian, and Edward have a sweat drop moment as they watch you laughing on the floor. You kept laughing at the cheesy reference you just made.

You: Hahaha, okay okay. *deep breath* I'm good. *you stand up* Okay. So worth it.

Edward: I am confused.

Sebastian: As am I.

Ciel: Same.

You: It's an inside joke. Haha you thought I was Irish. *slight laughter*

Edward: It was convincing.

Sebastian: Indeed, even I was fooled for a minute.

Ciel: Can you do other accents, or perhaps impressions?

You: Yeah sure, lots of them. Why?

Ciel: That may come in handy.

You: Cool coolcoolcool. So are we done?

Sebastian: I have the files.

Ciel: Good.

You: Let's go! *you walk out the door*

Edward: That's a strange gal.

Ciel: Let's go Sebastian. *leaves the room following you*

Sebastian: Thank you for your time and cooperation. *bows and walks out the door*

Edward: Yeah no problem.... Hey wait a minute! Darn it!

Ciel Sebastian, and you were outside looking at the files. You read all the files and to your surprise, none of the women had parents. They were all living with their aunts or uncles.

Ciel: A coincidence?

You: There is no such thing as a coincidence. This is what he is after. The unsub had chosen his type of women. Same height, young, no parents, and I have reason to believe that they all went to the same restaurant. However how does he know they have no parents. He could be stalking them or...

Sebastian: He could be asking them, as if on a date.

You: Exactly! He is looking for single women who have no parents and roughly around the same height. And they were easily manipulated due to the fact that on the first date they accepted marriage which indicates they were desperate. And if they were desperate it could mean they were poor or extremely horny.

Sebastian: According to the files they females were in a low class.

You: That's it! Their clothes. The one that was recently murdered, she had a dress that looked plain and worn out. He is after low class women who need money. So that's are unsub.

Ciel: So he wants women, around your height, poor, and no parents. *looks at you*

Sebastian: Then that means he will strike tonight at the same restaurant looking for a new victim. *looks at you*

You: Yes, that's exactly right. But we need to find out who he could be. *you put your hand under your chin* Hhhmm.....

Sebastian and Ciel exchange a look and look at you. You notice and look at them.

You: Why are you two staring at me like that?... *you realize why* Oh no. No, no, no, no..... No! I am not going to be bait again.

Ciel: This will help us catch the murderer.

Sebastian: I will make sure you are safe. Although I am having second thoughts.

You: Awe come on I hate dresses! And what about my ears and tail?

Sebastian: The dress can hide your tail and you can wear a headband to hold your ears down.

You: *annoyed* Hrrm... But I hate dresses!

Sebastian: You look lovely in them.

You: *blushing* Well... I still hate them! *pouts*

Ciel: Let's go get you a dress that matches their description, its almost evening and I'm sure he will be at the restaurant looking for his next victim.

You: -_- When this is over, I am smacking both you.

Ciel: So you agree to be the bait.

You: Hell no!

Sebastian: *removes your hood and scratches your ears* Are you sure?~

You: *purring* Okay~ *you nuzzle your head closer to his hand*

Sebastian: Will you do it?~

You: Mhm~ *you close your eyes*

Sebastian: Wonderful! *continues scratching your ears*

You: Hey... Wait a minute! *you push him away from your ears* Damn it I already agreed didnt I?

Sebastian: *chuckles* Indeed you did.

You: Damn it! No more touchy my ears. *you put your hood back on* Making me say things man! Tch.

Ciel: Let's go.

You: I'm going I'm going! Sheesh!_________________________________________Authors note: Well what did you think, comment, vote if you want anyways chapter 23 is coming in right after these messages. Thoreal, if Thor uses it, you should to. Lmfao :'D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Easy breezy beautiful, coversquirrel! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Are you still hungry after eating a small meal or a snack?

Audience: Yeah!

Well there is now a solution!

Audience: REALLY!?

Yes, it's called drinking water! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~And now back to the show!