Chapter 4: The Killer Clown

Tari: OMG, IS THAT FOR REAL?!?!?!

SMG4: Yes, it was for real.

Meggy: The kid is getting medical treatment, so he should be OK.

Shroomy: I mean, who and why?!

Then, Bob's group ran past the others.

Bob/Boopkins/JubJub: AHH!!!

Mario: What the hell was that?

Luigi: Was that Bob's group?

Bowser turned around.

Bowser: Err... guys?

Mario: What?

Bowser: Clown at 3 o'clock!!!

Clown: HERE'S CLOWNY!!!

Luigi: *GULP*

SMG4: EVERYBODY, GET INSIDE!!!

*BANG*

Everyone: *SCREAMS* AHH!!!

Meanwhile...

*BANG*

Auri: Did you hear that?!

Mr. Monitor: Yes, that's the sound of someone doing illegal things.

Auri: And I think it came from... The castle!

Then... Rob turned up.

Rob: Officers!!!

Auri: What happened to you? And where is there tape on you?

Rob: A killer clown shot my stick-pole, and then it chased after my friends!!!

Mr. Monitor: A KILLER CLOWN?!?!?! 

Rob: Yes, a killer clown!!!

Auri: That could be the suspect that shot that kid!!!

Mr. Monitor grabs his radio.

Mr. Monitor: All units from 42, urgent message!!!

Radio: Go ahead, Mr. Monitor.

Mr. Monitor: Gun-shots heard at Peach's Castle at Castle Lane, we need to get all units out there now, and the suspect could be armed!!! Send armed police and medical assistance, just in case!!! Over!!!

Back with the others...

Clown: Come out, come out where ever you are!!!

Luigi: Oh god, Oh bloody hell!!!

Meggy: Why is there a killer clown outside the castle?!?!?!

Mario: I'm getting 2016 Vietnam Flash-backs!!!

Tari: Well, at least we're all safe in here, right?

...

SMG4: Um... who were the last one in?!

Mario: I believe it was me.

SMG4: Mario, did you lock the front door?!

Mario: What?!

SMG4: DID YOU LOCK THE FRONT DOOR!!!

Mario: Um...

...

Mario: N- No???

*BOOM*

Clown: He-He.

Mario: M- Michael Jackson?!

Shroomy: EVERYONE, UPSTAIRS!!!

The gang rushed upstairs.

Everybody went straight on, but Mario turned left.

Meggy: MARIO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!

Mario: I NEED A PISS!!!

SMG4: OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, MARIO!!!

Bowser: GUYS, KEEP GOING!!!

The others left the main hall.

Meggy: MARIO!!!

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Boopkins: AHH!!! IT'S THE CLOWN!!!

Bob/Boopkins/JubJub: AHH!!!

Mario: GUYS, IT'S-A-ME, MARIO!!!

Bob: NICE TRY CLOWN, YOU MADE MY PANTS TURN BROWN!!!

Boopkins: I thought you were sick of rhyming!!!

Mario:

https://youtu.be/VhEdUuD_F2Q

Clown: Time to die!!!

Then...

Melony: What's going on here?!

The clown realised...

Clown: AHH!!! IT'S THAT DANCING CAT FROM THAT CURSED VIDEO!!! IS THAT FUTURE OR PAST?!?!?!

The clown then shot himself and committed suicide.

...

Melony: Jesus Christ!!!

Mario: OMG Melony, you saved my life!!!

Melony: Did I?!

Mario: Yeah!!!

Melony: Oh... BTW, what did he mean by; 'Cursed Video'?

Mario: I don't know.