105

-May 14th 2001-

   I am in Me and Joey's bedroom and I have just put my dress of choice on.

   After that I go into the livingroom and I see Eliana in her dress in her high chair.

   I pick her up and I hold her as I see Joey walk in from the bathroom.

Tabitha:Oh sexy.But you know Monica will kill you if you don't shave.

   Joey groans and walks back into the bathroom....Later we are at The Rehearsal Dinner Joey is holding Eliana walking around with her as Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive and soon Me,Phoebe and Rachel walk up to them.

Tabitha:Hi.

Rachel:Oh you guys look so beautiful!.

Chandler:Mr and Mrs.Bing!."Walks away".

Ross:"Walks up".Wow Monica.Hey just so you know I had my uh older brother chat with Chandler.

Monica:What is that?.

Ross:Well I-I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass.

We girls all laugh.

Ross:What?!,What?!.What is the matter with everybody?!.I am serious I would kick his ass!.

We laugh harder.

Phoebe:Ross please.My makeup!.

   Soon I watch as Ross is clinking a wine glass.

Ross:Can I have everyone’s attention please?.I’m uh I’m Ross Geller.

Jack:Doctor Ross Geller.

Ross:Dad,dad please.As I was saying um I’m Dr.Ross Geller.Uh and I’m the best man. And uh this marriage is doubly special for me um because not only is the groom my best friend but uh the bride is my little sister.And she’s the greatest sister a guy could ask for.So if you’d all please join me in raising a glass to the,the couple we’re here to celebrate.

Everyone does so.

Ross:To the Bings.

All:To the Bings!.

Everyone clinks glasses.

*****************************************-May 15th 2001-

   Me,Joey and Eliana are sitting down in our seats as the wedding starts and people with violins are playing Every Breath You Take.We watch as Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on each arm.He kisses his parents cheeks and the he walks up to the altar.After that Ross walks down the aisle with Phoebe and Rachel on his arms...And soon finally Monica with her parents on her arms start down the aisle and Chandler steps off the altar to greet his bride to be.They both step up onto the altar and after a few seconds the fill in for Cassius begins.

The Rabbi:Let us begin.Dearly beloved…

Cassius:"Enters".That’s my line!.

   Cassius walks up the aisle till in his costume.

Cassius:"To Rabbi".I can take it from here thanks."To all".Dearly beloved I’m sorry I’m a little late.You may be confused by this now but you won’t be Memorial Day weekend 2002.Well let’s get started before the groom takes off again.Huh?.

   Me and Monica are shocked and Monica looks around.

Cassius:We are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony.I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other.And now as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room.We shall proceed to the vows.Monica?.

Monica turns to get her vows from Rachel.

Monica:Chandler for so long I-I wondered if I would ever find my prince,my soul mate.Then three years ago at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And instead I found everything that I’d ever been looking for my whole life.And now…here we are…with our future before us…and I only want to spend it with you my prince,my soul mate,my friend.Unless you don’t want to...You go.

Cassius:Chandler?.

Ross leans in to give Chandler his vows.

Chandler:Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do.But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was.I love you.Any surprises that come our way it’s okay because I will always love you.You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with.You wanna know if I’m sure?.

Chandler leans in and kisses her.

Cassius:You may not kiss the bride.So I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys I now pronounce you husband and wife.Oh wait!.Do you take each other?.

Chandler:I do.

Monica:I do.

Cassius:Yeah you do!.

Ross:Rings?.

Cassius:Aw crap.Okay uh,uh.Let’s,let’s do the rings.

   Chandler and Monica both turn,take the rings from Ross and Rachel  and place them on each other’s fingers.

Cassius:We good?.Yeah?.Good?.Once again I pronounce you husband and wife."To Chandler".Now kiss her again.

   They kiss and everyone applauds...Later on we are in the Reception Hall and the party is in full swing.

???:Thank you very much!.Ladies and gentlemen it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you for the very first time Mr and Mrs.Chandler Bing!.

    Monica and Chandler enter the dance floor as Joey holds Eliana in one of his arms and holds my waist in the other and the three of us dance together...After awhile The band is finishing another song and Joey starts walking over to them.

???:Thank you thank you very much.If everyone will please take your seats dinner will be served.

   Joey goes up to the bandleader and interrupts the song by clinking his glass.

Joey:I’d like to propose a toast.To Monica and Chandler the greatest couple in the world.And my best friends.Now me when I first found out they were getting married I was,I was a little angry.I was like."Mad face".Why God?,Why?.How can you take them away from me?!...But then I thought back over all our memories together some happy memories."Does fake laugh". And,and there was some sad memories."Fake cry".I’m sorry.And,and some scared memories.Whoa!."Jumps back".Eh?.And then,and then I realized I’ll always be their friend...To the happy couple!.

   Soon Monica drags me with her to the woman's bathroom where she says Rachel is taking a pregnancy test we enter the bathroom to see Phoebe and Rachel.

Monica:Did we miss it?.

Phoebe shakes her head.

Monica:Rachel I-I want you to know that if it’s positive we’re gonna…

Rachel:Oh I know.I know."Hugs her".

Phoebe:It’s time.

  Another woman starts to enter and Phoebe,Monica and Rachel yell.

Girls:No!.

The woman backs out.

Tabitha:Go ahead Rach.

Rachel starts to go over to look.

Rachel:Oh wait!.Y’know what?.I can’t,I can’t look at it.I can’t.Somebody else tell me,somebody tell me.

Phoebe:Okay.

Rachel:Okay.

Phoebe:Um it’s negative.

Rachel:What?.

Phoebe:It’s negative.

Rachel:Oh.Oh.Well there you go.Whew. That is,that’s great,that is really great,great news...Y’know cause the whole not being ready and kinda the financial aspects all that.Whew.Wow this is so just the way it was supposed to be."Tears up".God.

Monica:Well,Well great.

Tabitha:Here.

I give Rachel a tissue.

Rachel:Thanks."Crying".God this is so stupid!...How could I be upset over something I never had?...It’s negative?.

Phoebe:No it’s positive.

Tabitha,Rachel:What?!.

Phoebe:It’s,it’s not negative it’s positive.

Rachel:Are you sure?.

Phoebe:Well yeah I lied before.

Rachel:Oh.

Monica:Oh God…

Phoebe:Now you know how you really feel about it.

Rachel:Oh,oh that’s a risky little game.

Monica:Are you really gonna do this?.

Rachel:Yeah.I’m gonna have a baby.I’m gonna have a baby.I’m gonna have a baby!.

We all hug.

Phoebe:With who?.

Rachel:Ah it’s still not the time.

Tabitha:We are gonna have babies at the same time!.