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-February 22nd 2001-

    At Central Perk.Monica and Chandler are talking as Me,Joey,Cassius and Phoebe are getting coffee...We soon go back over to Monica and Chandler.

Monica:Well then we still have a problem.

Chandler:Yeah.

Tabitha:With what?.

Monica:Well we’re trying to find someone to perform our wedding and they’re all either boring or annoying or y’know can’t stop staring at the ladies."Points to her chest".

Phoebe:Oh!.You should have one of us do it!.

Monica:Phoebe we’re getting married, married not sixth grade married.

Phoebe:No!,No!.It’s,it’s uh a real thing. Anyone can get ordained on the Internet and perform like weddings and stuff.

Monica:Are you serious?.

Phoebe:Yes!.A friend of mine did it and it’s totally legal.

Cassius:I call it!.

Phoebe:What?!.No!.It was my idea!.

Chandler:Guys thank you very much but neither of you is marrying us.

Cassius:Does calling it not mean anything anymore?!.

Chandler:We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy.And when I say legitimate I mean gay and in control of his saliva.

*****************************************-March 15th 2001-

    At Central Perk Me,Monica,Chandler, Phoebe and Joey are hanging out as Monica is holding a piece of paper.

Monica:So the wedding caterer sent me this list of twelve appetizers and I have to narrow it down to six.

Joey:Food?.Uhuh gimme!.

Eliana:Food.

    Monica hands Joey the paper as we all smile at Eliana.

Chandler:So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that we’re trying to get to play at the wedding?.

Phoebe:Since when are you into swing music?.

Chandler:Oh since forever.I used to go all over town listening to bands.

Monica:Chandler.

Chandler:Gap commercial."To Monica".So did you book them?.Did you call?.

Monica:I will.

Chandler:Do you want me to call?.

Monica:No I’ll do it.You just stick to your job.

Tabitha:What is your job?.

Chandler:Staying out of the way.

Joey:This is impossible Monica why don’t you just pick all 15?.

Joey hands back the paper.

Monica:There were only twelve.

Joey:Oh yeah I added three.

Monica:What are peanut butter fingers?!.

Joey:Oh yeah…

   Joey mimes sticking his fingers into a jar of peanut butter,scooping some out and eating it off his fingers...I just stare at Joey with a grin.

Joey:What?...

Tabitha:You're so adorable.

Joey:"Grins".

*****************************************-March 29th 2001-

   At Central Perk Me,Phoebe and Monica are hanging our as Cassius enters excitedly.

Cassius:Hey!.You guys!.You’re not gonna believe this!.I just got off the phone with my agent…

Phoebe:Oh my God!...I’m sorry too soon. You go.

Cassius:Okay.I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives!.

Monica:Cassius!.

Eliana:Uckle Cas!.

Phoebe,Tabitha:Good for you!.

Monica:Congratulations!.Wow!.I can’t believe you’re nominated for an Emmy!.

Cassius:No,no.

Monica:Oh Soap Opera Digest award!.

Cassius:No!.I’m up for a Soapie!.

Monica:Honey?.Is that something you’re making up?.

Tabitha:No.It’s real.And it has been since 1998.

Rachel returns from the bathroom.

Cassius:Hey Rach!,Rach!.I’m up for a Soapie!.

Rachel:"Gasps".Oh my God!,Oh my God!. That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!.

Cassius:Thank you!.Well I guess now I know who I’m taking to the awards."Points to Rachel".

Rachel:Oh stop that!.Don’t kid about that!."Gasps".Will all the stars be there?.

Cassius:Many are scheduled to appear.

Rachel:Oh my God!,Oh my God!.I can’t go!. I’m gonna be too nervous!.

Monica:Okay I’ll go!.

Rachel:No!.You are getting married!.This is all I have.

*****************************************-April 18th 2001-

   All morning I have been feeling nauseous.Joey is in the living room with almost 2 years old Eliana as I go into the bathroom and quietly throw up my breakfast.After washing up I lock the bathroom door and I look thru the cabinet for my pregnancy tests.I find one and see its a brand new one.I nervously look at it as I decide to take it to see if I'm pregnant or not...After a few minutes i look down at the test in the sink counter.

   I gasp and start to cry of happiness and out of shock.I grab the test and I run to joey and Eliana.Eliana is in her playpen as Joey is reading a book to her.

Tabitha:JoJo!.

Joey:"Jumps up".What?,What?.Are you okay?.

I hand Joey my pregnancy test.

Tabitha:We are gonna have another baby.

   Joey hugs me tightly and we cheer together happily...After 5 minutes Joey grabs Eliana and we run over to Monica and Chandler's to see everyone finish eating their breakfast.

Joey:Everybody!,Everybody!.

Tabitha:I'm pregnant!.

All:"Cheers".

*****************************************-April 19th 2001-

   At Monica and Chandler's Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen as Eliana is hanging out in her playpen.

Phoebe:Hey the wedding is so close.Are you getting nervous?.

Monica:Yeah.But a part of me also can’t wait til it’s over.Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding.

Ross:A no sex pact huh?.I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.

Tabitha:"Chuckles".Me and Joey had that up till Eliana started to sleep in her own room.

Ross:I'd think so as you are having his second child.

Monica:Hey Phoebe will you give me a hand?.

Phoebe:Sure.

Monica:I gotta make up the guest bedroom...Hey Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.

Ross:Cassie?.

Monica:Uhm.

Ross:Wow I haven’t seen her for like forever.I wonder if she still carries that Barbie everywhere she goes.

Tabitha:Ross she’s 25 years old.

Ross:So what!.I still have...No you’re probably right.

Rachel:"Enters".Hi.

Monica:Hey!.

Phoebe:Hey!.

Rachel:Hey Pheebs can I talk to you over here for a second?.

Phoebe:Yeah.

Monica:Subtle guys.

Phoebe:What?!.

Monica:I know you’re planning my surprise bridal shower.

Rachel:"Laughs".Well okay.Well don’t ruin it.Just play along at least.

Monica:Okay.Sorry.

Monica goes into the guest bedroom.

Rachel:Oh my God.We have to throw her a shower?!.

   Later on I am at home with Eliana and Joey and Eliana is in her playpen asleep after watching a disney movie I smile at her and then put my hand on my stomach.2 little Tribbiani's will be in this house hold before long.