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-March 18th 1999-

At Central Perk we are all hanging out as Rachel enters happily.

Rachel:Good you guys are all here!.

Ross:Hey!.What's up?.

Rachel:Well I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow!.

All:Congratulations!.Oh that's great!.

Rachel:I know!

Cassius:Boy that guy's underwear sucks!.

Rachel:W-what?!.

Cassius:I got this pair marked excess I gotta tell ya there was no room for excess anything in there.

Rachel:Anyway I'm going to be the coordinator of the woman's collection I'll work right under the director it's the perfect,perfect job for me!.

Phoebe:Wow!.Well if you nail the interview you'll get it!.

Rachel:Yeah.

Phoebe:You wanna work on your interview skills?.

Rachel:O-okay!.

Phoebe:Okay!.All right let's start with the handshake.Hi.

Rachel:Hi.

They shake hands.

Phoebe:Very good handshake good wrist action.

Monica:Let me try.

Monica gets up to join them.

Phoebe:Okay.

They shake hands and she pulls away suddenly.

Phoebe:Oh my God!.What did I ever do to you?!."Rubbing her hand".

Monica:Did I squeeze it too hard?.

Phoebe:Let's just say I'm glad I'm not Chandler.

The next day at Monica and Rachel's Me,Joey,Chandler and Cassius are hanging out as Rachel returns from her interview.

Tabitha:Oh hey how'd the interview go?.

Rachel:Ugh horrible!.I did the stupidest most embarrassing thing!.

Cassius:Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?.

Rachel:No!.

Chandler:So what happened?.

Rachel:Ugh it was horrible!.And,and the interview part went so well y'know?.I even made him laugh.He said something about a boat and I was like Well yeah!.If you've got enough life jackets!."Laughs"...Trust me it was actually it was very funny.Anyway so we were saying goodbye and ugh!.

Joey:What happened?.

Rachel:All right we were shaking hands and he kinda leaned toward me...Y'know maybe he was going to open the door but I totally miss read him and I uh...

Rachel goes on to tell us she kissed him.

Tabitha:You kissed him?!.

Rachel:Well I didn't know what else to do!.

Chandler:Well you coulda tried not kissing him.

Rachel:Thanks Chandler.

Monica enters from the bathroom.

Monica:Hey Rach a guy from Ralph Lauren called you got a second interview!.

Rachel:I can't believe it!.I got a second interview!.

Monica:Yes!.

Joey:I bet that kiss isn't looking like such a big mistake now is it?.

Rachel:What,what wait a minute you don't think that's why he wants me back?.

Joey:Yeah!.

Chandler makes a noise

Joey:No?.

Monica:A kiss?.What are you talking about?.

Rachel:I accidentally kissed him in the interview and now he wants me back y'know of course cause Let's bring the girl back who kisses everybody!.

Chandler:Come on Rach.

Rachel:Oh my God!.What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that,that would just sleep with him?.

Tabitha:He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.

Rachel:Maybe.I-I don't know Oh God how could I be so stupid?!.

Cassius:Oh Rachel look don't say that I think you just need a hug from Cas.Come on. Come on.

Rachel hugs him and Cassius looks out the window.

Cassius:She's back!.Hot girl's back!.

Rachel:Oh well I'm not totally back yet but thank you.

Cassius:No in Ross's building!.

Cassius hrows Rachel onto the chair and heads to the window.

Cassius:She's back!,She's back!.Okay wait there I'll be over in a second."Counts where she is".Got it!.

Cassius tuns out and does a little hop over a chair.

Chandler:I gotta check out this hot girl!.

Chandler heads to the window but stops, turns and points at Monica.

Chandler:There she is!.

Chandler dances over to her and kisses her....Later on Rachel enters the apartment once again.

Rachel:Ugh you will not believe what that sleazeball from Ralph Lauren did too me!.

Me,Joey,Monica and Ross all point to our lips to get Rachel to notice the ink on her lip.

Rachel:Okay,okay,that,that's amazing.How did you know that?.

Ross:You got ink on your lip.

Rachel:Oh."Realizes".Oh....

*****************************************-April 8th 1999-

I am in my bedroom and none of my maternity pants are fitting...I grab a pair of Joey's sweats and I put them on tying the strings together so the pants won't fall down...I then look in the mirror to see my now larger stomaching and I smile as I put my hands on my stomach.

Tabitha:Okay let's go have a fun day Baby Girl."Smiles".

Soon I enter Central Perk to see Joey, Chandler,Monica,Cassius and Phoebe are there.Cassius is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler.

Cassius:Okay pick a card.

Chandler:Okay."Picks the 9 of Spades".

Cassius:All right now memorize it...You got it?

Chandler:Oh yes.

Cassius:"Holding up the Queen of Clubs".Is that your card?."Winks,smiles".

Chandler:Yes.

Cassius laughs then realizes the trick didn't work when Chandler hands him his card back.

Tabitha:Hey guys.

Joey walks over and gives me a kiss then he looks down at my stomach.

Joey:Hey babe....Are those my sweat pants?.

Tabitha:Yeah I'm to fat to wear my maternity clothes I need more.

At that moment Carol enters the Cafe with Ben and Ross who is holding Ben.

Carol:Hey guys!.

Ross:Hi!.

Chandler:Hi there!.

Ben:Hi!!.

Carol:Guess what?.Ben is going to be in a TV commercial!.

Phoebe:What are you talking about?!.

Ross:"Sets Ben down".Well it's not for sure but um we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute y'know which he is so um anyhoo he uh he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning.

Cassius:"Reading the card".Whoa!.This guy is like the biggest commercial casting director in town!.

Joey and Ross gasp.

Cassius:Ben takes one lousy walk in the park and gets an audition!.

Joey,Me,Ross and Carol stare at him then he realizes what he just said.

Cassius:I mean way to go Ben!.

Cassius gives Ben the thumbs up which Ben returns.

Cassius:Man!.I've been in that park a million times and no one offered me an audition.

Ross:I know it's crazy!.We were just pushing Ben on the swings...

Cassius:I'm always on the swings!.What am I doing wrong?!.

Chandler:That.