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-June 14th 1995-

The next day I am in my apartment undisturbed by the group as i hear a knock at the door.I open it to see Mr.Treeger and a man.

Treeger:This is Mr.Buddy Boyle...Mr. Heckles attorney.He'd like to talk to you.

Tabitha:Ah yes please come on in.

I greet them into my apartment and Mr.Boyle turns to me.

Boyle:Here's the deal.According to my client's will he wants to leave all of his earthly possessions to the noisy girls in the apartment above mine...But he has left something for you in a storage unit.

Tabitha:"Nods".He was a fine man.

Boyle:"Smiles".He also seems to have left something for you.

Mr.Boyle hands me the envelope and Storage unit key and Treeger and him both leave.I then open the envelope.

Dear Wendy...Tabitha Geller

As you know it's me Peter Pan.We may have not known eachother long and i don't have kids of my own.But I am glad to say I look to you like a daughter...I hope what I have left behind for you will suit you well.I never know when I'll pass.I have been feeling unwell latley but to give you a timeline I'm writing this as you go to your apartment to sleep after a long talk I'll cherish.

Sincerely Mr.Heckles...Your Peter Pan as we say.

After reading the letter i find myself crying.Me and Heckles had a friendship a close one that was forming....Later that day I go to the Storage Unit and i open it.

I smile at the things he has left me and I begin to tear up again....Later that night I just got everything settled into my apartment.I put the Black Flame Candle and the Peter Pan lunch box onto the display case.I have the chair in the living room with the Hocus Pocus throw blanket laying on it and I have the Lamp and Handbook for the recently deceased book on a stand next to it.I smile at the set up when there is a knock at the door.I go over and answer it to see Joey standing there.

Tabitha:Hey Joey.

Joey:Tabby what's wrong?,Why haven't you come to see us?.

Tabitha:The night before Mr.Heckles died...I couldn't sleep so I was walking the building.Mr.Heckles came out of his apartment and we talked.He ended up inviting me into his apartment and we talked for an hour before I came back here to sleep...He became a good friend Joey...He even left me a letter and some things behind for me in his will."Tears up". He called me a daughter in his letter.

Joey hugs me and he walks into the apartment he closes the door with his foot as we stand there hugging.As we hug I feel butterflies in my stomach...I haven't felt butterflies in my stomach or jealousy over other woman since I fell in love with Zayne...Do i have a crush in my best friend?.

-June 28th 1995-

We are all at Monica and Rachels apartment.

Joey:This is unbelievable Pheebs how can you be married?.

Phoebe:Well I mean I'm not married,married you know he's just a friend and he's gay and he's just from Canada and he just needed a green card.

Monica:I can't believe you married Duncan.I mean how could you not tell me?. We lived together we told each other everything.

Phoebe:I'm sorry Monica but I knew if I told you you'd get really like judgemental and you would not approve.

Monica:Of course I wouldn't approve I mean you were totally in love with this guy who hello was gay.I mean what the hell were you thinking?.

Tabitha:You see and you thought she'd be judgemental.

Phoebe:Ok I wasn't in love with him and I was just helping out a friend.

Monica:Please when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger.

Everyone:Huh.

Monica:Well didn't you?.

Phoebe:I might have.

Monica:I can't believe you didn't tell me.

Phoebe:Oh c'mon like you tell me everything.

Monica:What have I not told you?.

Phoebe:Oh I don't know.Umm how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.

Rachel:What!.

Monica:Wait a minute who told you?."Turns to Chandler".You are dead meat.

Chandler:I didn't know it was a big secret.

Monica:Oh it's not big not at all you know kinda the same lines as say oh I don't know having a third nipple!.

Phoebe:You have a third nipple?.

Chandler:You bitch.

Ross:Whip it out,Whip it out.

Chandler:Come on there's nothing to see it's just a tiny bump it's totally useless.

Rachel:Oh as,as opposed to your other multi functional nipples?.

Joey:I can't believe you.You told me it was a nubbin.

Tabitha:Joey what did you think a nubbin was?.

Joey:I don't know you see something you hear a word I thought that's what it was... Let me see it again.

Everyone except Tab:Yeah show it.Show it.The nubbin,The nubbin,The nubbin.

Chandler:Joey was in a porno movie.

Everyone except Tab:Huh.

Chandler:If I'm going down I'm taking everybody with me.

Ross:You were in a porno?.

Joey:Ah alright,alright,alright I was young and I just wanted a job Ok.But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it so they let me be the guy who comes in to fix the copier but can't cause there's people having sex on it.

Monica:That is wild.

Ross:"To Chandler".So what's it shaped like?.

Phoebe:Yeah is there a hair on it?.

Joey:What happens if you flick it?.

At Central Perk Me,Chandler,Ross and Julie are sitting on the couch.

Ross:So uh does it do anything you know, special?.

Chandler:Why yes Ross pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.

I laugh at his sarcastic joke.

Julie:You know in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility.You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.

Chandler:Huh?.Are uh any of these cultures per chance in the tri-state area?.

Ross:You know,You are so amazing is there anything you you don't know?.

Phoebe enters all dressed up

Everyone:Woah.

Joey:Foxy lady.

Julie:Where you going?.

Phoebe:Um I'm gonna go meet Duncan he's skating tonight at the Garden he's in the Capades.

Joey:The Ice Capades?.

Chandler:No,No the gravel capades.Yeah the turns aren't as fast but when Snoopy falls...funny.

Tabitha:I can't believe you're dressing up for him.I mean you're just you're setting yourself up all over again.

Phoebe:Ok no.For your information I'm going to see him so I can put all those feeling behind me.Ok and the reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice to look nice for your gay husband.

Ross:"Holding cream pitcher".Oh darnit we're all out of milk."Holds pitcher in front of Chandler's chest and flips the lid".Hey Chandler would you fill me up here?.

Chandler:Oh I see,I see because of the third nipple thing.Ha ha ha ha...