Chapter 3: The Test

THE NEXT DAY...

Saiko: Well? What do you think of this Japanese Table? It's like having Breakfast in Japan!

Boopkins: Saiko... can we not just have a Table, Table?

Melony: I'm still upset about my Axol picture...

Boopkins: And, who has KFC for Breakfast?

Saiko: This KFC bucket contains Hand-made Chicken plushies... and I made them!

JubJub: I'm hungry for KFC!

Boopkins: Me too, JubJub... we'll get one, tonight.

JubJub: Yay!!!

In SMG4's room...

Mario: Right! I've brought my laptop, so we can edit our video.

SMG4: Aye...

Mario: SMG4... you don't seem yourself, this morning. What's wrong?

SMG4: What do you think?!

Mario: *sigh* Look... I know you're upset about your Computer Setup, but... let's just carry on working on our own Hobo Bros and let's all laugh at Memes.

SMG4: Yeah... I guess you're right.

Mario: Alright!!!

...

SMG4: Also, just letting you know that Bob is fitting the Burglar alarm system... so, we're gonna do a Burglar alarm test at 12:00pm.

Mario: Fair enough...

SMG4: Right! Let's crack on with the Memes!

Mario: Okie-dokie.

12:00pm Mid-day...

Bob: Alright, you two! I've finally installed the Alarm system, and it's ready to be tested.

Mario: Can I have Lunch, now?

SMG4: Hang on! We just need to test the alarm, first.

Mario: I feel like it's gonna take forever... I'll bring back a Subway, if you want.

SMG4: *sigh* You know what? Just go and bring us a Subway, back...

Bob: Bring me one, too!

Mario: I'll be back in a bit.

Mario left.

SMG4: Anyways... show me this Alarm system, then. And, make sure this test is NOT too long.

Bob: Right! There are 2 parts on this Alarm system. The 1st part that I'm gonna show is what Rob's brother; Mike... likes to call; The Rat Trap.

SMG4: What's that?

Bob: Watch this!

Bob pressed the button and a cage flew down.

SMG4: Jesus!!!

Bob: Clever, isn't it?

SMG4: Um... maybe?

Bob: With the system that I've put in... nobody can get into the Castle, but if they do... they're not getting out.

SMG4: Holy Moly! Now, that's something!

Bob: Now! To set the front door alarm, you need to enter a 4-digit code on the machine... and then, you simply have ONE minute to leave the Castle.

SMG4: Alright, let's have a Trail run.

Bob: Enter a code.

SMG4: I'm gonna put in my year of birth.

Bob: Go ahead.

SMG4 entered a code.

SMG4: 1-9-9-9.

Bob: That's it.

SMG4: OK, what happens---

Alarm: 20초!!! 지금 나가세요!!!

SMG4: What the hell was that?

Bob: It saying that we have a minute to leave the Castle.

SMG4: Why is it saying a different language?

Bob: It's made in North Korea... so, it's speaking in... Chinese?

...

SMG4: Um... okay?

Bob: Let's get out.

SMG4 and Bob tried to approach the front door.

Alarm: 다섯, 넷, 셋...

Bob: It's okay, we've got plenty of time.

Then...

https://youtu.be/21xfGh_VOeE

SMG4 and Bob rushed back to the machine.

Bob: I'LL SWITCH IT OFF!!!

Bob switched the alarm off.

Bob: Right! That all seems to be working grand.

SMG4: No, it isn't!!!

Bob: Eh?

SMG4: I couldn't get out of the bloody Castle!!!

Bob: I thought I set it to 1 minute...

SMG4: That was about 20 seconds, you stupid berk!!!

...

Bob: Don't worry! Let's try again!

SMG4: Reset it to 60 seconds.

Bob pressed a few buttons on the machine.

Bob: Try it now.

SMG4 entered the same code.

SMG4: 1-9-9-9.

Bob: Noice.

SMG4: OK, hopefully---

Alarm: 10초!!! 지금 나가세요!!!

SMG4: It's saying the same thing, again!

SMG4 and Bob rushed to the front door.

Alarm: 다섯, 넷, 셋...

SMG4: Hurry up!!!

https://youtu.be/21xfGh_VOeE

SMG4 and Bob rushed back to the machine.

Bob: FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!

Bob switched the alarm off.

SMG4: Well, that didn't work...

Bob: Let me try putting the numbers, the other way round.

Bob pressed a few buttons on the machine.

Bob: Try it now.

SMG4: *deep breath*

Bob: You OK?

SMG4: Get ready to leave the Castle, Bob. Once, I put in the last digit of the code... we're gonna run to the doors.

Bob: On it.

*DEEP BREATH*

SMG4: One... Nine... Nine...

And...

SMG4: NINE!!!

They rushed to the door.

Alarm: 다섯, 넷, 셋...

https://youtu.be/21xfGh_VOeE

SMG4: OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!

Suddenly... a cage dropped in front of them.

SMG4: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!

Bob: SMG4!!! BACK TO THE MACHINE!!!

And... all other cages dropped.

Bob switched the alarm off.

Bob: Okay! That's grand... we just need a bit more practice.

SMG4: NO, IT'S NOT BLOODY GRAND!!! And now, all of the doors in this hall are caged up!!! Even the bathroom and kitchen are caged up!!!

Bob: Oh...

SMG4: We're literally trapped, now!!!

Bob: I see...

SMG4: *sigh* Reset those cages.

Bob: Um...

SMG4: What's wrong?

Bob: I haven't quite figured out how to do that, yet...

...

SMG4: You... Prick...

15 MINUTES LATER...

Bob: I spy with my little eye... something beginning with T.

SMG4: Twat!

Bob: No!

SMG4: Even if that was right... you're calling yourself a twat!!!

Bob: Do you wanna know the answer?

SMG4: What was it?

Bob: It was... That cage!

SMG4: ...

Bob: Get it?! That begins with T... It was 'That cage'!

SMG4: Bob... I'm going to hit you, in a minute!

Rob turned up.

Rob: Yo, you two! What's going on?!

SMG4: Rob! Thank god, you're here!!! Get me out of here!!!

Rob: Eh?

SMG4: He has my freaking Brain melted!!!

Rob: Just lift the cages!

SMG4: HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW!!!

Bob: You see, what happened was... I was trying to test the Alarm system, and it went very wrong...

SMG4: We've been trapped for 15 whole minutes!!!

Bob: Um... it's been 17 minutes now.

SMG4: We can't get out!!!

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Rob: Bob! Go to the Alarm machine!

Bob: Um...

Rob: Quickly!

They went to the machine.

Bob: Now what?!

Rob: Is there a button that says; Lift Cages?!

They both looked for the button.

SMG4/Bob: Yep!

Rob: Well... press it!

Bob pressed the button and...

The cages lifted back up.

Bob: We're free!!!

SMG4: You stupid knob!!!

*PUNCH* 👊

Bob: 😵

Bob got knocked out cold.

Rob: So, er... did you manage to learn Korean language?

SMG4: ...