Chapter 5: The Thug Attack

Tari: Oh, SMG4... is this your best birthday ever?

SMG4: Absolutely! 

...

Tari: What are you staring at?

SMG4: I'm just thinking about the very first time I laid my eyes on you.

Tari: Oh! Stop it, you. 🥰

SMG4: You know, the other day... someone asked me; who is the most beautiful person in the world? And do you know what I said?

Tari: What did you say?

SMG4: I said...

Mario turned up.

SMG4: Mario?!

Tari: Eh? You thought Mario was the most beautiful person in the world? 

SMG4: No, he's right there.

Mario: Hey, you two! What a crazy coincidence that you two are here!!!

SMG4: What the hell are you doing here?!

Mario: No time to explain! You two need to get out of here, right now!!!

SMG4: But, we're in the middle of our...

Mario: No If's, No But's, No Coconuts!!!

Tari: What's wrong, Mario?!

Mario: Please, leave!!!

SMG4: *sigh* Yo, Waiter! Can we get the bill, please?

...

[RING RING]

*PICK UP*

Mario: LUIGI!!!

Luigi: 5 MINUTES LEFT, MARIO!!!

*HANG UP*

Mario: Come on!!!

SMG4: Mario, are you losing your marbles?!

Outside...

Luigi: Oh, Jesus!!! Oh, Jesus!!! Oh, Jesus!!!

Saiko: Will you quit it?!

Luigi: Where's Melony?!

Saiko: She's still with the Police! She just texted me that they're on their way.

Meggy: Well, that's a good sign!

Boopkins: HEY, YOU THREE!!!

The others turned up.

Shroomy: We just got your messages! Is that for real?! Is there actually gonna be some sort of terrorist attack at a restaurant?!

Saiko: Well, I wouldn't say; Terrorists... to be honest with you... this would be more like a... thug attack...

Boopkins: Where's SMG4?!

Luigi: He's still in there!!! And, in about 3 minutes time... those thugs are gonna shoot down the people in that building!!!

Bob: Hang on! Before we start freaking out... we should talk about our time in that Irish pub.

Meggy: THERE'S NO BLEEDING TIME FOR STORIES!!! THIS IS GONNA BE A NIGHTMARE!!!

???: LUIGI!!!

Pio turned up.

Luigi: DAD?!?!?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU...

Pio: Luigi, I need a word in private!!!

Luigi: Not right now, Dad!!! This area is in danger!!!

[RING RING]

*PICK UP*

Luigi: MARIO!!!

Mario: THEY PAYED THE BILL!!! WE'RE COMING OUT, NOW!!!

Luigi: GET OUT, NOW!!!

Mario: Hang out a minute, I need to make sure everyone gets out safely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrNZrr9lD7k

Mario: Problemó solved. 😎👍

SMG4: MARIO, YOU STUPID WAZZOCK!!! WHY DID YOU PULL THE FIRE ALARM?!?!?!

Mario: SMG4, that's a fire 'Bell'... it's making ringing sounds.

Luigi: Whatever, can you see the exit?!

Mario: Yes!!! We're 5 seconds away!!!

*HANG UP*

But... UH-OH!!! The bad guys arrived!!!

Bob: Oh, what are the odds of the baddies arrived when the goodies are about to leave?!

Meggy: SHUT THE HELL UP, BOB!!! MARIO'S GONNA DIE!!!

Pio: Wait, WHAT?!

And then... the clock strikes 9:00pm.

Thug 1: LET'S DO THIS!!!

Bob: RUN!!!

Meggy/Luigi: MARIO!!!!!

The others ran and Mario, SMG4 and Tari got out.

Staff Worker: Excuse me, sir! What you did was a criminal offence!!!

Mario: I'M SAVING YOUR SKINS!!!

Then...

Thugs: FREEZE!!!

Everyone: *SCREAMS* AHH!!!

SMG4: OMG, THERE'S THUGS POINTING GUNS AT US!!!

The crowd ran.

Tari: HOLY CRAP, WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!

*GUNS LOADING*

Thug 1: Good night!!!

But, then...

Chris: ARMED POLICE!!! DROP YOUR WEAPONS NOW!!!

SMG4: SWAG AND CHRIS?!?!?!

Swag: Hi, SMG4! Happy Birthday!!!

SMG4: How?

Melony: Easy, I actually have Swag and Chris on my contracts!

Swag: Melony is a life-saver!!!

Chris: Anyways... DROP YOUR WEAPONS, GET ON THE FLOOR AND HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACKS!!!

Thugs: *grunts* Ugh...

The thugs dropped their weapons.

Swags: Hands in the air... Now, wave them like you just don't care!

*SMACK*

Swag: Ow...

Mario: Well, would you look at that! There wasn't an attack, after all! We saved the city!!!

Thug 1: Don't speak, too soon!!!

Thug 2: We placed a bomb, somewhere in the Cassidy Hotel. The bomb is set 5 minutes after we were supposed to attack that restaurant.

...

Everyone: YOU WHAT?!?!?!

Melony: It's 9:01pm now!!!

Chris: That means, we've got 4 minutes!!!

Thug 1: You better hurry, time is ticking! 😈

Chris: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!! Get them out of my sight!!!