Chapter 39

( Germany's POV)

      Germany woke up closely cuddled beside Russia. He smiled at how warm the Russian was. He always looked like he was laughing when he was asleep. Germany couldn't remember what happened last night. His head hurt a little bit, and his butt felt  weird. But why?

Germany started to remember,  but he wanted to confirm.

     Since Russia tended to talk in his sleep, he figured it would be a little less awkward to ask while he was sleeping. He sat up and placed a hand on his boyfriend's back.

" Russland?" Germany whispered.

" Hmm-?" Russia mumbled in his sleep.

" Did-Did we have sex last night?"

" Mhmm-"

       That was what Germany thought. They had definitely smashed the night before. There went his virginity. Though, he had to admit..it was rather fun.

" Germany was..thick..." Russia randomly said. " He has a nice..ass...I love him..."

     Germany gasped softly. Apparently Russia had enjoyed their intercourse as much as he did. He, according to Russia, had a nice butt as well. Germany wasn't sure how much of that statement he believed, but he didn't say anything more. Instead, he laid back down and stared at Russia through his blurred vision.

     A little bit later, Germany felt Russia shift. He looked to see that Russia had opened his eyes. Germany tried his best to give him a kiss on the forehead, but it ended up more on his eye. Russia didn't seem to mind, though.

" Wanna play a game of " What did Russia say in his sleep?" Germany teased.

" Oh no.." Russia grumbled. " What did I say this time?"

" Well actually... I asked you whether or not we had sex last night."

Russia paused for a moment.

" What did I say?"

" You said yes."

" Oh, that's not too bad-"

" And then you said that I was thick and had a nice butt."

    At this comment, Russia blushed hard. He pressed his face into Germany's chest and groaned.

" I can't believe I said that out loud.."

" You actually meant that?"

" Yes..."

     Germany broke down into a laughing fit. For some reason, the thought if anyone thinking he was thick was hilarious. He hugged Russia around the neck and continued to laugh. Eventually, Russia started laughing as well.

    After he and Russia calmed down, Germany sighed. His butt still felt a little strange, but it was fine. Germany heard his stomach growl. He didn't realize he was hungry until now. Come to think of it, he was also a bit thirsty as well.

" Do you want something to eat?" Russia asked.

" Yeah, I could eat," Germany replied.

     Russia kissed Germany's cheek and got up. Germany realized that he was shirtless. He blushed in the dim room light and crawled out of the bed. He found his glasses and put them on. As soon as he did, Russia turned around and picked him up.

" My baby," he said softly to the smaller country. Germany folded his arms but didn't struggle. Russia carried him bridal style down the stairs. He placed him on the couch and went into the kitchen.

" Seems like you two had some fun last night," a voice said. Germany jumped at the words as Soviet entered the living room.

" Dad, how did you-"

" I heard you washing your sheets last night. You usually wash them once a week, most oftenly on a Wednesday. It's Monday."

" Wait, don't we have school today?" Germany said in a panic.

" Did you forget that we have today off?" Russia said, laughing. " We don't have school today."

" Oh yeah..."

     Germany blushed. He was embarrassed about forgetting about their break. He was usually better about staying on top of things like that.

" We came down to get food," Russia said, breaking the short-lived silence.

" I don't know about you guys, but I'm hungry! Let's get some food!"

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" So it's true!?" Japan said, a little to excitedly for Germany to not feel uncomfortable.

" You guys actually, you know... did it?"

Germany nodded.

" Wow," Israel said quietly. Germany saw his eyes dart from him to Russia. His gaze became slightly colder and more serious.

" Did you hurt him?" He asked sternly.

" What do you mean?" Russia said, his eyes widening.

" Did you hurt him while you were doing it?"

" Of course not! Why would I?"

" You say that like it isn't a fair question! Japan's kinky and into that kind of stuff! She's got some weird stuff on her laptop.."

" Wow, way to call her out," Belgium cut in. " Poor Japan didn't need those shots fired at her."

" Yeah!" Japan hissed. South, who was next to her, blushed and looked away.

" I think it's funny how you thought Germany was thick, Russ," Italy said, trying to end the argument before it got too intense.

" I said it in my sleep!" Russia replied defensively. " Honestly, though-"

    Germany somehow sensed what was going to happen next. Russia gently slapped Germany's thigh.

"- he is kinda thick."

     Germany hid his blushing face in his shirt. Russia was being ridiculous. He mentally noted that he was somehow going to get his revenge for the thigh slap.

" Anyways," Belgium said. " I think I speak for everyone when I say this entire conversation has descended into NSFW chaos."

     Russia heard Russia laugh. He was trying unsuccessfully to hold in his laughter. It wasn't like what Belgium said wasn't funny; it was, and it was true.

" So, what's he game plan for today?" She asked the circle of countries. There was absolute silence. There was plenty of time, but what to do with it?

" Germany, how much of Russia's wardrobe can you wear?" South asked. It was the first time she had said anthing since the "kinky" conversation.

" I'm not sure," Germany replied. He hadn't thought of stealing anything from Russia's closet until now. He ran the image of him running around in a hilariously oversized hoodie through his mind. It sounded like a lot of fun.

" Go steal one of Russia's hoodies!" South shouted excitedly.

     Germany stood up from the circle and went upstairs to Russia's room. He went to Russia's closet, where he found an assortment of random clothing items hung on hangers. Germany had to use every ounce of self control in order to resist the urge to organize the messy closet. Instead, he tried to focus on the task at hand.

      Searching through the closet, Germany found a small collection of different hoodies. He pulled a few of them off their hangers and put them on Russia's bed. He then looked at the options he had pulled out. The colors on all of them were a little washed out, and they smelled like Russia's cologne mixed with closet must. Germany settled on a light red hoodie and slipped it on. Like he had predicted, it was super big on him. He quickly ran to Russia's bathroom, almost tripping over himself.

     He opened he bathroom door and looked in the mirror. He stretched his arms out beside him. Germany saw that his arms weren't long enough to reach all the way through the sleeves. The hood could cover his entire head and face, and the clothing item itself was super baggy and loose. Germany giggled to himself. Everyone would be so shocked at how he looked with the hoodie on.

     With a smile, Germany walked out of the bathroom and headed downstairs. The further he descended down the stairs, the more his smile faded. The living room was silent.

Something was off.

     Germany saw that his friends weren't sitting where hey had originally been. He turned the corner and saw that everyone was gathered around the couch. Germany walked cautiously over to where everyone else was, wondering what was going on. Russia saw him coming, and he beckoned him over. There was a concerned, almost fearful look in his eyes. When he merged into the group, his heart began to pound.

On the couch, next to Czech, was Phil.

     He wasn't how he had remembered, though. He still looked pretty much the same physically. However, his leg had was wrapped, and there was a pair of crutches leaning against the wall. His shoulders sagged and his eyes were glued to the floor. Phil was nervously clutching a stuffed animal, which Germany assumed was a bear. The only time they had truly interacted was when Phil had warned him about him being in danger.

Something must have happened to him.

Phil suddenly looked up at Germany. His gaze was panicked and pleading.

" I don't know if I've told you this yet," he said softly. Germany could barely hear him.

" But you're in danger."

     ( Hope you all liked the chapter! I'm so sorry about how late it came out! It has been in progress for days, but I didn't have the motivation to finish it.

Hopefully, I will be able to keep uploading chapters in schedule again!

For those who haven't heard, this book is nearing it's end! Its set chapter amount is 45. Do the math.)

Story word count: 1, 439 words