Final Chapter: He's Back!!!

00:21, 4 July 2023

Melony: Ah... that's better. I never thought about peeing inside bushes, but... that was alright.

[Dirty Girl... 😏]

Melony: Right, let's go.

Melony turned around.

Melony: Whoa... what is that, over there?

Melony took a closer look.

There was an abandoned house in the middle of an open field.

Melony: Whoa... I've never seen that, before!

Melony was astonished.

Melony: Wow... I've never seen anything like it! Through-out the years, I have lived in this town... I have never seen this abandoned house... in a middle of a field, next to the park.

Melony was about to leave.

Melony: I might show the others, this house! I wonder if they saw this house, before.

Then...

???: *coughing*

Melony: Huh? Is someone in there?

Melony went to investigate.

Inside...

Melony: Um... hello? Anybody in here?

Melony found a person that was in the abandoned house.

OMG!!!

It's... HIM!!!

Melony: OMG... is that an Inkling Boy?

Dylan: *snores* Zzz... Zzz...

Melony: Is he alright?

Melony approached him.

Melony: Um... excuse me?

Dylan: *wet dreams* Mmm... you're a good Girl, Meggy...

Melony: O_O

Dylan: *snores* Zzz... Zzz...

Melony: OMG... this must be him!

Dylan: *wet dreams* You like my cream... don't you, Meggy...

Melony was about to leave.

Melony: I think I better get out of here...

Suddenly...

Dylan: *wakes up* H- Hello?

Dylan woke up.

Melony: Oh, um... are you okay?

Dylan: Um... not exactly...

Melony: What's wrong?

Dylan: I haven't got a home... I haven't been able to find heating, and I'm so cold...

Melony: Oh dear...

Dylan: And, I've been starving for days...

Melony: Bloody hell...

Dylan: I need help...

Melony: It's okay, mate! Everything will be alright... you're safe now.

Dylan: T- Thank you.

*HUG*

Melony: What's your name?

Dylan: Um... my name is... Sam Pufferfish.

Melony: It's okay, Sam... would you like to sleep-over at my house, for a bit?

Dylan: Actually, I would love to! Thank you for your help.

Then...

Melony: No problem... Dylan Cumber!!!

Dylan: Huh?!

Melony grabbed Dylan.

Dylan: Whoa! What do you think you're doing?!

Melony: You really think I'm stupid, do you?! I've heard rumours about you... Dylan Cumber!!!

Dylan: *gasp*

Melony: You raped 11 innocent Inkling Girls, didn't you?! And, one of them was one of my best friends... and, her name is; Meggy Spletzer!!!

Dylan: W- What?!

Melony: That's right! I'm friends with Meggy Spletzer... does that name ring any bells?!

Dylan: ...

Melony: Oh... you can't hear me, now?! I also heard you coughing and having wet dreams about Meggy!!! What do you have to say for yourself?!

Dylan: G- GET OFF ME!!!

Melony: Oh... I don't think so! I'm afraid you are under Citizen's arrest... and, you are gonna go back to Prison, where you belong... you animal!!!

Dylan: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME... YOU'RE HURTING ME!!!

Melony: KEEP STILL!!!

*HEAD-BUTT*

Melony: OUCH!!!

Dylan: GRRR!!! 😡😡😡

Melony: WHY YOU LITTLE!!! 😡😡😡

Melony and Dylan wrestled each other.

https://youtu.be/KZcC1oK291I

Melony: GRRR!!! 😡😡😡

Dylan: GET OFF ME, YOU BITCH!!! 😡😡😡

Melony: I DON'T THINK SO, MATE!!!

*SPIT*

Melony: Oh, you little!!!

*PUNCH* 👊

Dylan: Ow!

*PUNCH* 👊

Dylan: Stop pu--

*PUNCH* 👊

Dylan: Ugh...

*PUNCH* 👊

Melony knocked out Dylan.

Melony: *panting*

Melony picked up her phone.

Melony: Bloody hell...

She was about to call Meggy.

Melony: I need to call Meggy!!!

Suddenly...

https://youtu.be/jN7E9oCoh4M

*SMASH*

Melony: AHH!!!

Melony fell to the floor.

Melony: *grunts* Ugh... 😩

Melony felt dizzy.

Dylan: Stupid bitch... here's something that you're gonna deserve.

And...

https://youtu.be/-k1a8gjUFH4

*PUNCH* 👊

Dylan: 😈😈😈

Melony: 😵😵😵

Dylan literally beats up Melony... until she was un-conscious.

Meanwhile...

Luigi: You OK, Saiko?

Saiko: Oh, hey Boys... I was just wondering where Melony is, that's all.

Boopkins: I'm sure she'll turn up.

Saiko: But, it's been a while.

Luigi: I think I know why...

Saiko: Why?

Luigi: Maybe, she's just... having a quick drink with Mario and Meggy.

Boopkins: Ooo... I like your thinking, Luigi.

Saiko: You really think so?

Luigi: Yeah... I think Mario, Meggy and Melony brought 2 bottles of Champagne... and, I reckon that Mario wants to drink a whole bottle of Champagne... so, that's why they're probably having one last drink before bed.

Saiko: Hmm... maybe you're right.

Boopkins: I don't think I'm gonna be able to sleep tonight... I'm so excited for my birthday, tomorrow!!!

Luigi: Wow... we just had my birthday, yesterday... and, the next day... it's Boopkins' birthday!

Boopkins: I'm gonna be Sweet 16!

Saiko: Well then, good luck sleeping tonight.

Boopkins: Thanks, Saiko!

Boopkins went back inside.

Luigi: Anyways... I'm sure she'll come back soon.

Saiko: Hmm... what if she decides to have a sleep-over at Mario and Meggy's house.

Luigi: I think Melony will ring someone, just to let someone know.

Saiko: Aye...

Luigi: Anyways... see you in the morning.

Saiko: Night, Luigi.

Luigi went back inside.

Saiko: I might ring her.

[PHONE CALLING]

Melony: Hello, this is Melony! Please your message after the beep.

*BEEP*

Saiko: Hi Melony, this is Saiko... I was just wondering if you're either staying over at Mario and Meggy's or are you coming back... just send me a text message, and let me know! Okay, bye.

[HANG UP]

Back at the abandoned house...

Dylan: Ah... Number 12, done and dusted... It's good to be back!

Dylan rushed away.

...

Wait... what does he mean by... Number 12?!

Let's take a peek inside.

Inside...

O_O

OH... MY... FREAKING... GOD!!!

...

Melony... is in the nude... and she was beaten up, really badly...