Chapter 4: Tari's Appointment

Dr. Toadette: So, SMG4 and Tari... what can I do for you?

SMG4: Tari has been saying that she's apparently not eating properly... and she's worried that it might lead to something more serious.

Dr. Toadette: And, do you agree with your wife?

SMG4: Yeah... but, she's also saying that every-time she throws up... she's gaining weight.

Tari: Am I getting fat?

SMG4: What makes you say that?

...

Dr. Toadette: Right... let's all cut to the chase... how do you feel every morning?

Tari: Like my insides are on fire...

Dr. Toadette: And, do you skip meals?

Tari: No... I'm trying not to.

Dr. Toadette: Why don't you pop onto the scales, Tari... and, we'll see how much you weigh.

Tari: Alright, then...

Back with Auri...

*BANGS WINDOW*

Auri: You need to reassess how you deal with a Police Officer! Driving off and ignoring a request is not a advisable cause of action!!!

G. Inkling: *scoffs* Whatever you say... can we go now?!

Auri: Remove the keys from the ignition and get out of the vehicle! 

G. Inkling: Are you having a laugh?!

Auri: Now!!!

The Green Inkling got out.

Auri: Now... I will ask you again, for the last time... May I ask you a few questions, sir?!

Radio: 30 from Sierra Oscar... can you confirm your location? Over.

Auri: *RADIO* Mushroom Kingdom Industrial Park...

Radio: Why aren't you with Mr. Monitor? He has told you to come back to--

Auri: Oh, shut up!

Auri switched off his Radio.

G. Inkling: That's illegal, you know... it looks like you're the one who is ignoring a Police request.

Auri: Says the guy who ignored mine, first.

G. Inkling: Touché.

Back with SMG4...

Dr. Toadette: Well... we weighed you, and I don't think you're particularly under-weight.

Tari: So, I'm over-weight?

Dr. Toadette: Maybe, about a Pound or two... but, there's nothing to worry about.

SMG4: What about her general health?

Dr. Toadette: What was her illness like, again?

SMG4: She was poorly, during the weekend.

Dr. Toadette: How did you feel?

Tari: Um... Stomach-ache, every morning...

Dr. Toadette: Any other symptoms?

Tari: Um... Tired and Dizzy, like I was gonna faint...

Dr. Toadette: Right... I hope you don't mind, if I take a Urine test on you.

Tari: Okay?

Dr. Toadette: I just want you to pee in a Sample Cup for me.

Tari: That's fine, I guess.

In the Restroom...

Dr. Toadette: Okay, Tari... I just want you to pee in this Urine Sample Cup... and then, I'll run some tests on it.

Tari: Okay?

Tari took the Sample Cup.

Dr. Toadette: Just come out when-ever you're done.

Tari: Thanks.

Dr. Toadette left the room.

Tari: Okay... here goes.

Tari took off her pants.

Tari: *pees*

https://youtu.be/faY7ogbmVTY

Back with Auri...

Auri: Right... let's have our little chat, shall we?

G. Inkling: What do you want?

Auri: A witness came up to me, the other day... the witness ID'd you as a suspect!

G. Inkling: You what?!

Auri: The suspect matches your description... You're a White Inkling male with Green hair, Black Polo-shirt, Black shorts and you're wearing Leggings from the inside of your shorts... and Yellow Trainers. Plus, you've got a Black eye.

G. Inkling: So?!

Auri: Where did you get that Black eye?!

G. Inkling: I don't know... I slipped.

Auri: Wrong answer! I bet someone kicked you in the face, didn't they?

G. Inkling: Eh?

Auri: Were you at the Trafford Centre in Manchester, the other day?

G. Inkling: I don't know where that is.

Auri: Have you ever heard the name; Meggy Spletzer... before?

G. Inkling: Dunno who that is.

Auri: Are you sure you haven't sexually harassed another Woman?

G. Inkling: You what?!

P. Inkling: Can we go now?! Our Lunch is getting cold!

Auri switches his Radio back on.

Auri: *RADIO* Sierra Oscar from 30... assistance required at the Mushroom Kingdom Industrial Park... Over.

Radio: [NO SIGNAL]

G. Inkling: You having a problem, Officer?

Auri: That's none of your concern!

P. Inkling: My friend isn't your concern, either!

Auri: Whatever...

R. Inkling: I'm getting out.

P. Inkling: Same.

Auri: Oi... Get back in your vehicle!

Auri smacks his Radio.

Auri: *RADIO* Sierra Oscar from 30... are you receiving? Over!

Radio: [NO SIGNAL]

*SMACKS RADIO*

Auri: Come on, you stupid thing!

The Inklings got out of the Van.

G. Inkling: So... what are you gonna do now, then?

Auri: 😡

P. Inkling: Lost for words, ain't you?

R. Inkling: Looks like he's bricking it.

Auri: Get back in your vehicle!!!

Inkling: *wheezes* 😆😆😆

Auri: I'm warning you!!! 😡

Back with Tari...

Tari: I finished peeing.

Dr. Toadette: Okie-dokie... would you like to step outside? I'm now gonna run a few tests on your Urine.

Tari: Okay.

Tari left the room.

Dr. Toadette: Hmm...

Dr. Toadette took out an object from out of her pocket.

Dr. Toadette: I wonder if there's something alive inside Tari's stomach.

Back with Auri...

Auri: *RADIO* Sierra Oscar from 30... assistance required!

Radio: [NO SIGNAL]

G. Inkling: Looks like your mates, can't hear you... Looks like you gonna have to let us go.

Auri: Get back in your van!

P. Inkling: Or what?

Auri: I'm warning you!!!

R. Inkling: What are you gonna do? You gonna spray us?

Auri: You're pushing your luck, mate!!! Do yourself a favour and--

P. Inkling: Useless copper!

...

Auri: Right, Green Inkling... what's your name?

G. Inkling: Haven't got a clue.

Auri: Well then... Mr. Haven't got a clue... I'm arresting you for sexual harassment.

*PUSH*

Auri: Oi!!!

G. Inkling: You cow!!!

One of the Inkling took off Auri's Hi Vis Jacket.

And, the Green Inkling pinned down Auri.

Auri: Oi... get off me!!!

G. Inkling: You mate... need to reassess how you deal with the Public, Officer!

Inkling: *LAUGHING* HA-HA-HA!!! 😂😂😂

The Inkling got in the van.

G. Inkling: Bye bye!

*ENGINE STARTS*

P. Inkling: Hopefully, that's the last will see of that Pig!

Inkling: *LAUGHING* HA-HA-HA!!! 😂😂😂

And, they drove off.

Auri: BUS WANKERS!!!!! 😡😡😡

Mr. Monitor turned up.

Mr. Monitor: *RADIO* Sierra Oscar from 42... I've located 30 at the Mushroom Kingdom Industrial Park... Over!

Auri: *sigh*

Mr. Monitor: Attention requested to a White Van, 3 occupants made off from Police... heading away from the Industrial Park!

Radio: Sierra Oscar... received.

...

Auri: Stupid gits...

Mr. Monitor: What the hell were you doing, Auri?! I told you to come back to the Tree... back at the Park!

Auri: I didn't want the Inkling to get away.

Mr. Monitor: And, where's your Hi-Vis Jacket?

Auri: I think they must've nicked it.

Mr. Monitor: *sigh* Nice one, Auri...

Auri: Look, there was nothing I can do about it... I'm just trying to protect my friends!!!

Mr. Monitor: I know!

Auri: *sigh*

Mr. Monitor: Auri? W- What happened?

Auri: It happened really fast...

Mr. Monitor: Was it a Knife?

Auri: I don't know... maybe...

Mr. Monitor: Just get in the car... I'm driving, this time!

Mr. Monitor grabs his Radio.

Mr. Monitor: *RADIO* Sierra Oscar from 42... be aware that one of Auri's attackers was armed with a Knife... Over.

Radio: All received!

Auri started to feel upset.

Auri: I think I might have failed Meggy...

Back with SMG4...

SMG4: What is it, Doctor?

Dr. Toadette: Well, I got Tari's test results back... and, everything is fine!

SMG4: Oh, good!

Tari: So, I'm worrying over nothing?

Dr. Toadette: Nah!

SMG4: You hear that, Tari? I told you you were fine!

Tari: At least, it's not serious...

Dr. Toadette: You're as Healthy as a Horse.

Tari: Thanks.

Dr. Toadette: And, so is the baby.

SMG4: Ah... you hear that, Tari? You're always gonna be Healthy as--

SMG4 froze.

SMG4: Wait... what?

Tari: What did you say, Doctor?

Dr. Toadette: Oh! I might've done a different test to your Urine... I secretly got out a Pregnancy test from out of my pocket, and I dunked it into your Urine.

Tari: Eh?

Dr. Toadette: The test came back as... Positive.

SMG4: W- What?

Dr. Toadette: I can confirm that... Tari is pregnant!

SMG4/Tari: 😮😮

Dr. Toadette: You two are... gonna have a baby!