Chapter 3: Telling the Truth

Courtney: What the hell is your Beef?!

Pomni: I don't have any Beef with you!!!

Courtney: You got any Kids of your own?!

Pomni: N- No...

Courtney: What a surprise... a Child Killer wouldn't have any of its own Kids!

Pomni: I'm not a Killer!

Courtney: I only had Mikey... AND, I NEVER THOUGHT I HAD TO BURY HIM!!!

Pomni: M- Me neither...

Courtney: Oh, and you know your Boy-friend?!

Pomni: L- L- Luigi?!

Courtney: He had the Guts to come to my Boy's Funeral... and he shouldn't have been!!!

Pomni: I know, this is difficult--

*TABLE BANG*

Courtney: DIFFICULT?!?!?! YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD!!!

Pomni: Luigi wanted to pay his respects... I don't think he didn't mean to intrude or cause a fuss! 

Courtney: I'm getting someone to get the Book, thrown at him... AND YOU, AS WELL!!!

Pomni: Please don't!

Courtney: THAT WAS HARASSMENT!!!

...

Pomni: He wanted to talk to you about what happened!

Courtney: Oh, this keeps getting better... You knew Luigi was there!

Pomni: He was trying to tell you that it was an Accident... You gotta believe me!!!

Courtney: I HATE YOU!!!

Pomni: What?!

Courtney: I hate you... I hate your Boy-friend... I hate your Friends... I hate your Job... and, your Outfit... your Manners... AND, ALL OF YOUR BULL-SHIT!!!

Pomni: ...

Courtney: *SCREAMS* I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!! 😡😡😡

Outside...

Meggy: Guys... what's going on?!

Mario: Thanks to you idiots... I'm missing the 2nd Half!!!

Tari: What happened to Luigi?

Luigi: *sigh* No time to explain... where's Pomni?!

SMG4: She's in the Café... and she's trapped inside with the Kid's Mother!!!

SMG3: She has a name... her name is Courtney!

SMG4: We can't get in!!!

SMG3: Well, there is another Door round the Back... and that's the Fire Door.

Everyone: ...

SMG3: What?

SMG4: THERE WAS ANOTHER DOOR... THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!?!

SMG3: Yeah, but that's the Emergency Exit!

*SMACK*

SMG3: Ow!

SMG4: Why didn't you bleeding tell us?!

Meggy: Tari, get Amy inside the Castle... things could get dodgy.

Tari: Of course.

Tari went into the Castle.

Mario: I'm going inside the Castle!

Luigi: Mario... you have to help us!

Mario: I'M MISSING THE GAME!!!

The others came in.

Mario: SURPRISE!!!

Courtney: How did you get in here?!

Mario: BACK DOOR... BITCH!!!

SMG3: Ma'am... I think you should leave!!!

Courtney: You're bloody siding with that Slag, there!!!

Mario: That Slag is my Future Sister-in-Law!!!

Courtney: AND, THAT GREEN GUY SHOWED UP AT MY FUNERAL!!!

SMG4: You did, what?!

Luigi: It was respect!!!

Mario: And, you assaulted him!!!

Courtney: This Jester is nothing but a Child Killer!!!

Pomni: I TOOK MY EYES OFF THE ROAD, FOR MORE THAN 2 SECONDS!!!

...

Courtney: You... did... WHAT?!?!?!

Pomni: I did a 2 Second Glance... I saw a Magpie and I didn't salute it.

Courtney: You... took... your Eyes... off the Road?!

Luigi: It was an Accident, Courtney!

Courtney: You took your Eyes off the Road... and my Boy is dead!!!

Meggy: I think she's got the Answers now.

SMG3: I think you should leave, now!

SMG4: Yeah, or I'm calling the Police!

Courtney: You took your Eyes off the Road...

Then...

Courtney: *SCREAMS* ...AND MY BOY IS DEAD!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡

Suddenly...

https://youtu.be/KZcC1oK291I

Courtney: *SCREAMS* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡

Pomni: AHH!!!!! 😱😱😱

SMG3: OH HELL NO!!!!!

Meggy: GET OFF!!!!!

Mario: YOU NEED LOCKING UP IN AN INSANE ASYLUM!!!!!

Everyone tried to grab Courtney.

Pomni: HELP!!!!!

Luigi: YOU LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!

SMG4: GRAB HER!!!!!

Meggy: YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BROTHER-IN-LAW's GIRL-FRIEND!!!!!

*ELBOW STRIKE*

Meggy: OUCH!!!

Courtney: *SCREAMS* MY BOY IS DEAD!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡

Meggy tackled Courtney.

Courtney: GET OFF ME, YOU--

*PUNCH*

Courtney: AHH!!!!!

Everyone grabbed Courtney.

Courtney: GET OFF ME... I'M GONNA KILL POMNI!!!!!

SMG3: GET OUT... GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CAFÉ!!!!! 😡😡😡

Outside...

Courtney: *panting*

SMG4: GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERTY!!!

Courtney: I HATE YOU ALL!!!

Mario: WANT TO SAY THAT AGAIN... YOU REMIND ME OF PRINCESS PEACH!!!

Courtney: I'll be back!!!

SMG4: Like hell you'll be!!!

SMG3: You're all talk!!!

Courtney: I'LL BE BACK... YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!

SMG3: JUST GO HOME!!!

Courtney: SEE YOU IN COURT!!!

Courtney rushed away.

Mario: What a Bitch!!!

SMG3: *sigh* My Café is trashed up, thanks to her!!!

Mario: AND, I'VE MISSED THE FIRST 20 MINUTES INTO THE 2nd HALF!!!

Mario rushed into the Castle.

SMG4: Are you okay?!

SMG3: What does it look like?!

SMG4: *sigh* I'm out of breath.

SMG3: We need a Restraining Order against that Karen!!!

In the Castle...

Pomni: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭😭😭

Luigi: OMG, honey...

Pomni: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!

Meggy: I had to punch a Victim's Mother... just to protect a Jester.

Tari: What's gonna happen now?

Meggy: If I get accused for Assault... then, that's gonna raise some Red Flags.

Tari: But, you were trying to protect her!

Meggy: I know I was.

Luigi: OMG, I knew I shouldn't have come to the Funeral!

Tari: Wait... what?!

Meggy: Luigi showed up at the little Boy's Funeral today... he even had the cheek to bring Flowers.

Tari: Luigi, what were you thinking?!

Luigi: Look, I wanted to pay my respects.

Meggy: If things go really bad... we're all blaming Luigi!

Luigi: *sigh*

Pomni: I DON'T WANNA GO TO PRISON!!!

Luigi: Oh, Pomni...

*HUG*

Later...

Luigi: Hey...

Mario: Hey...

Luigi: Has the game finished.

Mario: Another Win... 1 - 0.

Luigi: Cool.

Mario: You wanna watch Digital Circus on Netflix?

Luigi: Yeah... that sounds good! I don't mind re-watching the 3 Episodes again.