Chapter 2: Frozen in Time

Meggy: Alright?

Luigi: I feel like I just got slapped in the face...

Mario: I'm surprised to didn't feel the pain because I did that earlier.

Luigi: What?!

Meggy: You okay, you two?

Boopkins: I had to save JubJub from choking on a Hot Dog...

Mario: I thought you were humping each other and JubJub had a wiener in his mouth.

Boopkins: What?!

Meggy: Sweetheart, have you lost your marbles?!

Luigi: Alright, what's going on?!

Mario: Right, let me cut a long story short. This watch fell out of the sky and when I pressed a button, Meggy started to ignore me. And when I came inside the castle, Luigi wouldn't talk to me as well and then... Boopkins and JubJub were doing... whatever they were doing!!!

Boopkins: What are you on about?

Mario: It's like all of you were doing the Mannequin Challenge or something.

Meggy: I do not remember you entering the castle when you pressed the button!

...

Mario: Here! Try it yourself, babe! Press the button and see for yourself!

Mario gave the watch to Meggy.

Meggy: Um... okay?

Meggy presses the button.

Meggy: Hmm... looks like it changed colour. Do you see this?

...

Meggy: Mario? Are you listening to me?

The others were frozen solid.

Meggy: Mario? Luigi? Guys?!

Then, Meggy started to realise...

Meggy: Wait a minute...

She pressed the button again.

Mario: How did you do that?!

Meggy: What?

Mario: How did you end up over here? Did you teleport?

Luigi: What's going on?!

Meggy: Everyone, this must be some sort of Magic Pocket Watch! Or a stop-watch... whatever it is...

Boopkins: Hang on, are you saying that...

Meggy: This watch pauses time!

Luigi: It pauses time?!

Mario: Wait a minute, so... when you press the button... the world becomes frozen solid.

Meggy: Looks like it.

Mario: OMG, I'VE GOT A IDEA!!! GIMME THAT WATCH!!!

Meggy: Okay?

Meggy gave the watch to Mario.

*CLICK*

Mario: Hello, guys!

...

Mario: Oh, you're all frozen.

Mario went into SMG4 and Tari's room.

Mario: Hmm...

He started kicking SMG4's... special area.

Mario: *wheezes* Oh god... I'm sorry, SMG4's babies...

Mario left the room.

*CLICK*

Mario: 3... 2... 1...

SMG4: AHH!!!!! OH MY CHRIST!!!!!

Tari: Honey, what's wrong?!

SMG4: MY BALLS HURT!!!!! I FEEL LIKE I GOT KICKED IN THE BALLS THREE TIMES!!!!! OUCH!!!!!

Mario: *LAUGHING*

Tari: What the hell? Wait here.

Tari left.

SMG4: OH GOD, I FEEL SICK!!!!! AND MY WIENER IS GONNA FALL OFF!!!!!

Tari: What's going on?

Mario: Having fun with this new toy, that's what's going on!!!

Meggy: It's a random magic watch that fell out of the sky...

Tari: Huh?

Mario: Everyone, with this watch... we can do whatever we want without consequences!!!

Luigi: I don't think that's a good idea.

Mario: Relax Luigi, what could possibly go wrong?

Later... SMG4 came out of his room.

Mario: Oh, hey SMG4? How's your sperm babies?

SMG4: Did you kick my Gonads?!

Mario: I did, while you were frozen in time.

SMG4: What?!

Tari: Mario has a Magic Pocket Watch.

Boopkins: And apparently, it came from the sky.

Luigi: And it pauses time.

...

SMG4: Hang on, are you saying that we're gonna get Déjà Vu to 'Mario Gets W O K E'?

Tari: Probably.

SMG4: Oh great, I always wanted a sequel...

Mario: Really?

SMG4: I was being sarcastic.

Meggy: What are we gonna do this watch, then?

...

Mario: I got an idea!

Red Toad: Can you say Hi to my daughter? She's got a poster of you on her wall.

Peach: Okie-dokie, tell her I said Hi.

*CLICK*

Mario: Snip-Snip, or should I say; Buzz-Buzz.

Mario started trimming off Peach's hair.

Mario: Good as new.

Mario ran off.

*CLICK*

Toadsworth: SWEET JESUS!!!

Peach: What?

Blue Toad: PEACH IS A BALDY!!!

Peach: *GASP* WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! MY HAIR!!!!!

Toads: *SCREAMING* AHH!!!!!

The Toads ran away.

Peach: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?!?!?! I'M NOW A FREAK!!!!!